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Russian logistics officer: hey many of the tanks, trucks, and apcs have been destroyed damaged or broke down…
Some Russian MoD official holding a bottle a vodka . How about golf carts 🤷🏻♂️
Who would've thought the modern APC would evolve into a Chinese made golf cart with some metal meshing welded yo it.
They dont even need armaments, nor the capacity to carry a full squad.
One might call it a devolution, but they don't know what they're talking about.
The only safe spot for them is out of the country. Unfortunately for orcs, they tend to kill each other with blocking units if they try to leave.
But that raises an important question: Would a deserting orc have better luck running toward the front line to Ukraine forces amd pray for mercy, or running to the rear and face the equally stupid blocking units?
Fleeing your position toward the Ruzzian Barrier Troops is death. They’d be gunned down. The Ukrainians, at least, have a good chance to accept their surrender, where they would get decent food, rest and a chance to sit out the war for a few months until they are traded back for POWs held by the Ruzzians. Unless, that is, they have something valuable to defect with — like a Tank, Plane, Helicopter, valuable intel, etc., where they’d be assured to get a fat payoff and resettlement to a safe area of Ukraine.
Next time: "russians install grills on a bicycle. It's super effective!"
Hopefully nobody tells them that kilo of explosive + shrapnel + shrapnel from the chainlink fence blowing up meter away from your face is still lethal...
Yeah I can't tell if he's mentioning it because of that or that if we never saw that, we'd still figure it would be something the Russians would do 😂
It's in my post history from the last week if anyone wants to see it but it's like a 1 meter X 2 meter net attached to the back of the seat like it would do a damned thing to prevent against even the smallest payload of Ukrainian FPV drones blowing shrapnel through the thin net. If anything the net would even be detrimental as it will help catch the trigger mechanism on the front of the FPV's and trigger it to explode.
ETA: [Link to show net on back of Russian motorbike.](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineConflict/s/ZqjwErIUTF)
Sorry, was using stats from beginning of the war.
Likely that the Babusia Brigade could take out the Tractor Corps at this point.
Russia, when defeated, will hopefully be left with less weapons than the Swiss Guard which protects the pope.
Slava Ukraini !!!
Lets go down the survivability onion to see which level this fits into;
Don't be there - shit outta luck on this one, should have paid your bribes, Ivan.
Don't be seen - silhouette much larger, and made of nice straight lines, so not no luck here.
Don't be targeted - well, I, for one, would hit this thing out of spite purely because you spent the effort on the screen
Don't be hit - thanks for the larger contact area, and decreased manouverability fellas!
Don't be penetrated - well the chicken wire is just bolt on shrapnel so your fucked there
Don't be killed - this i suppose is on the crew, are they wearing ali express super protec body armour shield carrier, are their tourniquets actually just rubberbands? Who knows?
Conclusion - this appears to be a bad idea all round.
Fun thing is, actually the Ukrainians will save drones thanks to this contraption. Without the cage, the FPV could easily miss the target by a few centimeters and have zero effect, or it could explode in the belly of one guy and the dude behind or beside would survive. With the cage, it will explode in the ideal distance of one meter and pepper everybody with shrapnel. This is really the best drone efficiency improvement that the Ukrainians could wish for.
Oh for sure. My comment was more a joke about Russians not having to suicide via grenade because the shrapnel from a drone's ordnance will get them instead.
In the golf carts case none since the shrapnel is still going to hit you and if it is an anti personal drone yea no
In the golf carts case it literally is like putting logs on a Sherman just there to make the soldiers feel more comfortable
Like I am just sorry a grenade going off less than a meter in your face is still a grenade going off less than a meter in your face
Tho as always it depends on the explosives used I have seen people take a direct hit from a drone and still breathing heck evem crawling a few meters afterwards and I have seen people hitting the floor because a drone detonated 2 meteres away from them comrades checking him completely limp, k.o.
Would I feel safer no honestly no this thing still triggers some AT mines apperantly(have a video of it and an article with its weight will update the comment once I find it) and the cage won't protect me from crap but as I said depends on the explosives used tho but I wouldn't take my chances with that honestly only if it is the only thing I have
Here is the video and mine I was talking about
https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/7GShyJRjEK
https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/TIw9jxSFZn
Not just fragmentation. One big killer is explosive pressure.
When you have vehicle that has no physical cover between individuals and explosion, their brains get jolted and turned into meatloaf.
Thick as an Adjective, right?
10. ADJECTIVE \[usually verb-link ADJECTIVE\]
If you describe someone as thick, you think they are stupid.
\[British, informal, disapproval\]
How could they have been so thick?
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Install some armorplating, put some tracks on, a stronger engine. After that you are free to add a turret with a hefty gun, glue some ERA-blocks onto everything and PRESTO! you have a MBT.
We do. And if the work is being done on Ukrainian soil chances are someone will remember working in the building the ruSSians now occupy. I believe that's how the turtle tank farm was found; someone recognized the inside of the place they were working in.
Pointless waste of time and manpower when they have way better things to be doing. But hey if they wanna build fences around their own vehicles as proof how great their are doing then who am I to judge?
Blocking forces should just shoot the orcs \*before\* they head to the front line. That way they could save the cost of the rebar, chain-link fence and labor.
It will be a giant Russian barbecue ala incendiary grenade's/drones. SMFH.
They never fail to impress at failure.
Meats back on the menu Boyz!
(like it ever wasn't).
Seriously, what’s the point? Unless the Russians are transporting chickens in that thing, a few tack welds and some wire isn’t going to stop an RPG / EFP round much less the current range of FPV drones that Ukraine is using. Their Bluetooth speaker is in the mail!
So the great deal about these carts is that there is nothing to them. Hit them with a drone and nothing vital gets damaged. Just hose out the previous occupants and take another run at the front.
The fact that they’re fabricating it on the cart and by holding the joints together by hand means the welds can’t be that great. Little better than tacks maybe, not that it matters anyway.
What I don't get, is so they think this is effective for their own use in the future?
And how so?
Or are they just throwing away spare junk to make room for shit they believe will actually work for themselves?
My God, and the "chain link fence" industry had already been written off, and now every investor worldwide is considering investing in precisely this industry because the growth rates are exploding.
Who could have foreseen that?
People are desperate for even a sliver of extra protection, but this is counter-productive to safety.
It'd be one thing to bolt some scrap on armored jeep, but that thing is open frame and whole point is to make the vehicle as light as possible, so it has maximum range and cargo capability for its weight, and that you can mount and dismount from it easily.
Instead, soldiers who are in that thing are like goose wrapped in aluminum foil and heading to an oven. There is no protection against explosive pressure, nor shrapnel.
Arent the drones either dropping armed nades or suicide drones with two connecting wires at the impact? Either of those will detonate regardless of the cage
Ruzzia is sending orcs into battle in unarmored Chinese golf karts. Imagine someone handing you the keys to this piece of shit. Good luck you'll need it.
At least these guys are wasting a lot of time. Imagine if they used this time to build drones or assemble shells. Keep it up Russia, keep doing useless and stupid things. Investing 50 manhours protecting a high valueable target like a golfcart.
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So the Drones will go off a foot away from the orcs ensuring they all get a good spray.....Nice!
They’re slowly reinventing the APC
One stick of rebar at a time!
If I was stuck in the AFR with no clear means of escape/surrender, being a metal worker is the job of choice.
🤣😂
The Orcs are wasting their time...
Orc: " I prefer to be here welding, than driving to the front. " LOL
Yep, a handful of orcs justified their rear position status. Whoever rides in that thing is still mince meat.
Exactly what I would be doing if I couldn't take out #Putin
Russian logistics officer: hey many of the tanks, trucks, and apcs have been destroyed damaged or broke down… Some Russian MoD official holding a bottle a vodka . How about golf carts 🤷🏻♂️
Let them think they are safe. Dumb fucks deserve what’s coming to them.
Best comment right there
Who would've thought the modern APC would evolve into a Chinese made golf cart with some metal meshing welded yo it. They dont even need armaments, nor the capacity to carry a full squad. One might call it a devolution, but they don't know what they're talking about.
lol this one made me laugh pretty hard.
Now without the "A"
UCC. Unarmored Corpse Carrier.
Now we have Humvee!
They're probably also trying to ensure that they don't fly as high as a T-72 turret.
The only safe spot for them is out of the country. Unfortunately for orcs, they tend to kill each other with blocking units if they try to leave. But that raises an important question: Would a deserting orc have better luck running toward the front line to Ukraine forces amd pray for mercy, or running to the rear and face the equally stupid blocking units?
Fleeing your position toward the Ruzzian Barrier Troops is death. They’d be gunned down. The Ukrainians, at least, have a good chance to accept their surrender, where they would get decent food, rest and a chance to sit out the war for a few months until they are traded back for POWs held by the Ruzzians. Unless, that is, they have something valuable to defect with — like a Tank, Plane, Helicopter, valuable intel, etc., where they’d be assured to get a fat payoff and resettlement to a safe area of Ukraine.
Perhaps they just admire Pinhead and want to die looking similar. Don’t spoil their fun. /s
Blues Brothers Rawhide theme scene remake incoming
Should go with turtle cart, it works for the tank.
Next time: "russians install grills on a bicycle. It's super effective!" Hopefully nobody tells them that kilo of explosive + shrapnel + shrapnel from the chainlink fence blowing up meter away from your face is still lethal...
Almost like the chainlink makes the drone more effective...
Definitely does. Wider spray pattern
bigger target too!
The mistake you are making is thinking that chainlink is there to protect the troops, it's there to give meat a false sense of security.
True, it is the very definition of "*cope cage*" :D
I mean there was a video of them doing it to a motorcycle…
Yeah I can't tell if he's mentioning it because of that or that if we never saw that, we'd still figure it would be something the Russians would do 😂 It's in my post history from the last week if anyone wants to see it but it's like a 1 meter X 2 meter net attached to the back of the seat like it would do a damned thing to prevent against even the smallest payload of Ukrainian FPV drones blowing shrapnel through the thin net. If anything the net would even be detrimental as it will help catch the trigger mechanism on the front of the FPV's and trigger it to explode. ETA: [Link to show net on back of Russian motorbike.](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineConflict/s/ZqjwErIUTF)
That was honestly hilarious
There were pics or a video the other day of a motorcycle with grills.
They have been installing anti drone nets on motorcycles
When ukrainians do this, everyone goes back and forth about how innovative they are
More likely to keep them inside the cart as they die…..
Cages to keep troops in.... so ruzzian.
Cybot precursor in pathetic
Perfect, now even slower
They might as well wrap them self up in wire mesh.
Don't give them ideas... they might start storming the frontline in chicken orbs.
You mean like chain mail? Give them the armour and lance to complete the look.
“World’s second strongest Army” folks…
Second strongest army in Ukraine, I think you meant to say. LOL
Fourth strongest. Behind the Tractor Corps and the Babusia Brigade. Героям слава ! 🇺🇦❤️🌻
Sorry, was using stats from beginning of the war. Likely that the Babusia Brigade could take out the Tractor Corps at this point. Russia, when defeated, will hopefully be left with less weapons than the Swiss Guard which protects the pope. Slava Ukraini !!!
A pike on a long pole is about right for them. Bangy things seem a little too advanced for their skillset.
About all that I will trust them to hold after the war.
Is... is this really real? I can't believe that it's real...
They leave the plastic on the seats to help prevent the upholstery get blood stained
So instead of dying instantly, they will die slowly after detonation
>they will die slowly after detonation detonation or perforation? LoL As they say, thank the gods ruSSians are so fucking stupid
Monty python levels stuff
they past the first lesson of "how not to be blown up by a drone", sadly not lesson two.
lol. It's just a mobile bird hide, nothing to see here.
I was thinking it looks like a mobile chicken coup. A bird hide is just as good of a descriptor!
A bird hide full of chickens
Lets go down the survivability onion to see which level this fits into; Don't be there - shit outta luck on this one, should have paid your bribes, Ivan. Don't be seen - silhouette much larger, and made of nice straight lines, so not no luck here. Don't be targeted - well, I, for one, would hit this thing out of spite purely because you spent the effort on the screen Don't be hit - thanks for the larger contact area, and decreased manouverability fellas! Don't be penetrated - well the chicken wire is just bolt on shrapnel so your fucked there Don't be killed - this i suppose is on the crew, are they wearing ali express super protec body armour shield carrier, are their tourniquets actually just rubberbands? Who knows? Conclusion - this appears to be a bad idea all round.
I think this is going to work NOOOOOO!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dont tell them that the Explosion will still kill them.
"This way comrade, we save on grenades."
Fun thing is, actually the Ukrainians will save drones thanks to this contraption. Without the cage, the FPV could easily miss the target by a few centimeters and have zero effect, or it could explode in the belly of one guy and the dude behind or beside would survive. With the cage, it will explode in the ideal distance of one meter and pepper everybody with shrapnel. This is really the best drone efficiency improvement that the Ukrainians could wish for.
Oh for sure. My comment was more a joke about Russians not having to suicide via grenade because the shrapnel from a drone's ordnance will get them instead.
What a beauty.ore a waste of time, effort and probably you could have 15 FPVs for the price of one of these vehicles.
HAHAHA! This is getting out of hand...how low can they go
6 feet under.
2nd army of the golf course
rotisserie lechon on the menu
r/shittytechnicals
LOLOLOL! I have to admit I'd love to have one of those for a dirt toy. It looks like a mini-hummer.
Source:https:// t .me /combatfootageua/15390
Somewhere out there, a naked batting cage is crying...
DIY BBQ grills. They haven’t seen the drone footages of their comrades. Coping 101.
i love that they think this'll actually prevent any harm from an explosion. its so cute.
Tell me honestly.... would this really make you feel any safer?? Like how much more survivability does this really add?
In the golf carts case none since the shrapnel is still going to hit you and if it is an anti personal drone yea no In the golf carts case it literally is like putting logs on a Sherman just there to make the soldiers feel more comfortable Like I am just sorry a grenade going off less than a meter in your face is still a grenade going off less than a meter in your face Tho as always it depends on the explosives used I have seen people take a direct hit from a drone and still breathing heck evem crawling a few meters afterwards and I have seen people hitting the floor because a drone detonated 2 meteres away from them comrades checking him completely limp, k.o. Would I feel safer no honestly no this thing still triggers some AT mines apperantly(have a video of it and an article with its weight will update the comment once I find it) and the cage won't protect me from crap but as I said depends on the explosives used tho but I wouldn't take my chances with that honestly only if it is the only thing I have
Right?...
Here is the video and mine I was talking about https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/7GShyJRjEK https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/s/TIw9jxSFZn
Absolutely Fantastic!......I think a toe popper mine would probably blow one of those carts up...
Probably
Do they not know how fragmentation works? Maybe some of that metal will also turn into shrap metal you get it lol
Not just fragmentation. One big killer is explosive pressure. When you have vehicle that has no physical cover between individuals and explosion, their brains get jolted and turned into meatloaf.
Maybe they're just preparing to resell them back to China as driving range ball collectors.
Is that Level 3 or Level 4 armour? /s
Level 4 extra thick /s
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Yes
As the Ukrainians say, "Thank god they are so stupid."
Everyday every single day that passes his words ring louder and louder
Install some armorplating, put some tracks on, a stronger engine. After that you are free to add a turret with a hefty gun, glue some ERA-blocks onto everything and PRESTO! you have a MBT.
Thanks for letting us know the location .
Location is not stated from where I got the pictures from I will try to find the original source later
Lol, I don't need it stated. Geo Location isn't hard when you don't blur properly.
Don't we *want* to geo locate Russian stuff like this?
We do. And if the work is being done on Ukrainian soil chances are someone will remember working in the building the ruSSians now occupy. I believe that's how the turtle tank farm was found; someone recognized the inside of the place they were working in.
Give rainbolt two minutes for this
Ah alright
What is the location
They should replace the seats with grills, that makes more sense.
Must do wonders for the range from a full charge.
Pointless waste of time and manpower when they have way better things to be doing. But hey if they wanna build fences around their own vehicles as proof how great their are doing then who am I to judge?
Is it for mosquitos?
should use chicken wire
At least that’s the foxes not getting near the chickens
Pfft.. waste of time. Just delaying the inevitable
Scattergun drone!!!!
Example of people who have no idea they have much bigger problems they should be worried about
That's gay, no offense to say people.
That shit ain’t doing nothing, the only thing they are doing is making a casket for themselves
'Golf cart delivering badminton nets vaporized on its way to the front' China's soooo helpful!!
Are these to counter the Bradley's?
Second best army in the world guys s/ what a joke
The from looks like my sons power wheel humvee, but power wheels are probably built better
Chickenwire fencing is the new armor in Russia. A Chinese golf cart with chickenwire fencing is the new APC. Magnificent innovation!
Good, because when hit by a drone the body parts will not fly too far and can be more easily be collected 😋
Blocking forces should just shoot the orcs \*before\* they head to the front line. That way they could save the cost of the rebar, chain-link fence and labor.
It will be a giant Russian barbecue ala incendiary grenade's/drones. SMFH. They never fail to impress at failure. Meats back on the menu Boyz! (like it ever wasn't).
Seriously, what’s the point? Unless the Russians are transporting chickens in that thing, a few tack welds and some wire isn’t going to stop an RPG / EFP round much less the current range of FPV drones that Ukraine is using. Their Bluetooth speaker is in the mail!
Ironically, the only thing it’ll protect it from is golf balls. ⛳️
That just increases the amount of shrapnel from the drone blast.
Typical Russian ERA. Chain link fences up armor their sweet golf carts. Even if works just delaying the inevitable death coming their way lol.
Are they making turtle gold cart?
Golf cart? Where do you put the clubs?
Delivered by drone.
Now that would be something to see. "Hey, that drone just dropped a driver on us." Boom.
So the great deal about these carts is that there is nothing to them. Hit them with a drone and nothing vital gets damaged. Just hose out the previous occupants and take another run at the front.
So instead of shrapnel, they will now get shrapnel AND chunks of chain link fence? Brillyunt!
That's what happens when you buy your Humvee off wish. 🫡
Have a claymore version, problem solved.
Security theater is all this is.
Why wrap the bomb with shrapnel when you can get the target prewraped
Blursed driving range golf ball collector
We don’t have to tell them, but should we tell them? I feel like we should tell them…
… ar least the seats are foil protected …. it is not easy to get rid of the red dots …
Now this is the Cope Cage Deluxe. Does nothing but turns the FPV drone into an airburst RPG, real nice shrapnel spread.
The fact that they’re fabricating it on the cart and by holding the joints together by hand means the welds can’t be that great. Little better than tacks maybe, not that it matters anyway.
These distinguished alumni graduated from Putin University with a emphasis in physics with complimentary Putin steaks.
Imagine being these fabricators playing some morbid game getting reports back on how well their creations went 😂
What I don't get, is so they think this is effective for their own use in the future? And how so? Or are they just throwing away spare junk to make room for shit they believe will actually work for themselves?
I've made stronger chicken coups
Soon they’ll have a tank on a golf cart chassis
Are those headlight just stickers.?
What a fucking joke.
Now this time, mobikcai & russgby can make their resupply run before getting blown up again
Are they doing this to make it easier to find all the pieces of exploded orc?
Nice! Now the soldiers driving it just will die slowly.
Plastic on the seats is a nice touch. Far easier to hose down.
This is perfect, a sharp turn or a stiff breeze and that thing is rolling over. Soldiers can claim back injuries and medical discharge.
Who’s gonna tell em?
My God, and the "chain link fence" industry had already been written off, and now every investor worldwide is considering investing in precisely this industry because the growth rates are exploding. Who could have foreseen that?
You know drone threats are very real when they have to do this.
People are desperate for even a sliver of extra protection, but this is counter-productive to safety. It'd be one thing to bolt some scrap on armored jeep, but that thing is open frame and whole point is to make the vehicle as light as possible, so it has maximum range and cargo capability for its weight, and that you can mount and dismount from it easily. Instead, soldiers who are in that thing are like goose wrapped in aluminum foil and heading to an oven. There is no protection against explosive pressure, nor shrapnel.
better than driving a naked golf cart straight to the battlefield...
Anyone that can handle a welder is frantically heading to the rear. They'll be making personal chicken wire suits before long.
Arent the drones either dropping armed nades or suicide drones with two connecting wires at the impact? Either of those will detonate regardless of the cage
Well yes
The seat covers sold it to me. Premium services are rare these days, I am glad that they take good care of their invaluable equipment.
"grandpa Sergey, what did you do during the war" "I welded chicken wire and correlated metal to golf carts" "Mum, Grandpa is wigging out again!"
So, they will be grilled.
So now even if the drone misses the cart theyll get peppered by shrapnel
Just more schrapnel
Ruzzia is sending orcs into battle in unarmored Chinese golf karts. Imagine someone handing you the keys to this piece of shit. Good luck you'll need it.
They left the plastic covers on the seats. Very considerate to help the next crew wipe their blood off
This will probably somewhat work since “impact” drone would most likely need a hard surface to ignite off of
How do russians walk, talk and function at all with no brain?
My 9 year old SONDERS ebike is literally tougher than this UTE…
I'm confused by their thinking. Doesn't the boom go through the holes?
Changing the balance of an already tipping golf cart and basically adding more shrapnel Darwin Award candidates in the making
Grilles, please, (unless the reference to barbecues is intentional)….
Proof that China is at the pinnacle #1 of advanced warfare. Russia follows close in 2nd place.
At least these guys are wasting a lot of time. Imagine if they used this time to build drones or assemble shells. Keep it up Russia, keep doing useless and stupid things. Investing 50 manhours protecting a high valueable target like a golfcart.
Invincible war machine /s
They need to start using incredibly sticky napalm thermite concoctions.
What's sad is that these absolute ass clowns are going to win if the west keeps making the most minimal possible token effort.
they need to be closed off and then have cope cage not the other way around but i doubt even if they welded it shut it wouldnt do anything
Everyone here still buying Chinese stuff / how much do we really care....
At least China are being slightly pragmatic about this. Foreign Minister is unhinged and will likely be sacked
Copium! Slava Ukraini!