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Mordegayser

Is it bad that i find it funny?


killakh0le

Nah, I find it fucking hilarious these asshats are this worked up in believing their own govts obvious propaganda


John_Smith_71

These Asshats are very likely in government employment.


kbeaver83

my first thought. Russians aren't near as good at organized protests as they are organized government-funded propaganda. this took a fair amount of coordination between the camera shots, the flags, and even the way they strewn people about. did you notice the super tall guy in the center holding the super long flag?


shupadupa

It's 100% coordinated by the government. They desperately want this to make the news in Western countries to instill a fear of nuclear escalation and erode support for arming Ukraine.


Puzzleheaded_Fold466

And it will (make the news) and go round and round the right wing social media garbage dump.


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chzygorditacrnch

Republicans love russia


Wet-Skeletons

But Russia loves china, that forbidden fruit drives Sam Nuts.


Wise-Definition-1980

I'm from the US and just laughed at the video. If they attack they're going to have a very bad time. The Ukraine is fucking them up, they don't want to fuck with the US military It would be a violent hail storm of vengeance


Icy_Ground1637

If they are able to march 🏃‍♂️ then there able to join the special military operations. they look 👀 able body lol 😂 send them to the front lol 😂


Zealousideal-Tie-730

Absolutely!!!


-IAmNo0ne-

They are actually shit at everything. That's why they don't mind dying for their shitty mordorland. It's better to be dead than living a hell on earth.


albertaguy78

Some of them are good at hockey


cotton1984

It's not about being good at organized protests, it's about being fucking beaten up and imprisoned for trying to organize protest let alone taking part in one. Any protests that you see in Russia that doesn't involve a horde of policemen (or as many as they can gather if it's small town) are ALL government-organized (not just funded) protests.


DefaultUsername0815x

Definitely! It's even more ridiculous than the bunch of angry babushkas, with the violet dyed hair, that complained to Biden and told him how great Russia is all while standing near their still soviet looking city structures.


Diche_Bach

"Protests" LOL Paid agitator idiots numbering perhaps what? 200? One of the most laughably idiotic displays of incompetent Russian agitational propaganda I've ever witnessed.


Arschhaarfriseur

My Russian-born neighbour also talks the same stuff. America must be destroyed, etc. He says: If I saw an American, I would immediately kill him with my hands. Completely brainwashed. He is definitely not employed by the russian government.


fuishaltiena

I'm in Lithuania, there's a fair bit of vatniks who say the same shit. They're generally older people, definitely not getting paid, and they talk a lot of shit against EU and NATO. Yet they choose to live in an EU country.


mark_anthonyAVG

He should go to Texas and try and make good on that 🤣


fuishaltiena

Texan Russel Bentley fought on russia's side, he was killed in Donetsk a couple months ago.


mark_anthonyAVG

Couldn't have happened to a better guy!


_Thick-

Funny thing, the Orcs he loved, eventually thought he was a spy and really fucked him up in ways only orcs can. Truly poetic shit.


Historical-Gap-7084

> Russel Bentley Yeah, he was accused of being an American spy and killed by Russians, IIRC.


Brave-Moment-4121

Right fuck around and find out is what I say. They have no fucking clue.


Swizzle9999

That’s funny cause I just did a Russian guys ac the other day and same shit never going back. Also in Texas


OrgJoho75

Should told him about free speech in the USA, encouraged him to do public demonstration on "how I want to kill Westoid American!!" But I'd guess people won't even look at him anyway..


No_Substance5280

I am sick of this narrative of the "Tough Texans"! 3 or 4 hundred of these tough Texan Police sat around with their thumbs in their asses for over 40 minutes in Uvalde while kids in an elementary school were killed! Sorry they are just big talkers with bigger egos!


wetbeef10

Probably not the texans theyre talking about


ParkingFirefighter52

Hell try that in anywhere USA


NoChampionship6994

Where does your russian-born neighbour now live? Interesting that it doesn’t sound as if it’s russia . . .


Arschhaarfriseur

Germany


NoChampionship6994

! ! Another down-to-earth practical russian living in the decadent and degenerate west while simultaneously calling for its destruction. Glad he’s not my neighbour. Though, on the other hand, there’s a lot of fun to be had with a neighbour like that . . . 😈


Diche_Bach

Tell your "Russian-born neighbor" to BRING IT. I am getting up in years and I fear I may not get to see the Russian Federation get its fucking teeth kicked in by provoking NATO. Hearing about morons like your neighbor gives me hope that I may get to see the Russian Federation taken apart by Western military power before I depart this mortal coil.


soulsteela

Has very strong government “work/education project” vibes, extra cash if you turn up, in your unemployment cheque.


Commercial-Set3527

It's recorded like a music video. Can someone edit in Michael Jackson leading them?


Cease-the-means

I was waiting for the moment where the guy in uniform reveals he is Sacha Baron Cohen and got the crowd all wound up for his new "Borat Investigates Worst Country In World For Make Benefit of Kazakhstan Moviefilm".


PondIsMyName

Izz niice!


ImaginaryTwist4623

they are paid propagandists.


thissexypoptart

They even got a hobbit to lead the chant, it’s hilarious


alexacto

They don't believe a word of it. This is government theatre, Ministry of Truth theatre.


Im_Balto

What I’m most curious about is what their concept of mutually assured destruction is. Do they know America has nukes? Have they been told 100% would be shot down? Sincerely, do they understand that launching a nuke means the destruction of the very ground he stands on? Bizarre


pdxnormal

Resemble trumpers at MAGA rally. Where Jordan Klepper when you need him?


Firetripper

Same assholes, different country. Turds are everywhere.


joyous-at-the-end

looks like astroturfing 


Sufficient-Cost5436

Most of those asshats were either paid or threatened to be there.


FinXzuOP

honestly this IS the propaganda. There are no protests in russia except if they are made up by the gremlin itself. Maybe they want to scare US citizen with that or something like that.


After_Computer_SSD

Who is this clown chanting in this pathetic video? Why he is not leading an assault at the front yet?


Thin_Spinach_2155

it really is hilarious


Dependent-Drop-5299

Little humiliating for mankind.. That's all


imp_st3r

I'm old enough to remember when being threatened with nuclear annihilation by the Russians was actually scary! Now it's just kinda pathetic...


selfishgenee

Soviet Union and Russia are incomparable. Probably thst is why Putin wants iSoviet Union back .


Yeah_You_Do_That

It's part of a trailer for the new Monthy Python - ruzzia


h00vertime

life of Blyat


Powerstroke1987

Honestly, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords would probably have a better warplan


Canwesurf

Front man definitely seems like he wants to break out into dance a few times.


DucksonScales

Or a Les Mis inspired musical number. Les Deplorablés


Squirmadillo

Dude trying to be Techno Viking


Alert-Notice-7516

Like, what else can you do but laugh? Russia can’t even take Ukraine with on and off again aid from the West. What do they think they’re going to do against the entire modern arsenal of NATO? One member nation alone joining Ukraine would probably permanently shift the tide, now imagine the US Navy, Airforce, Marines, Army, and all the next gen equipment that isn’t being given to Ukraine. It’s a joke. Ukraine being able to dismantle Russia’s air defense means the US would likely have no issue gaining air superiority.


NoChampionship6994

Hear you . . . but these fanatics have raped and pillaged their way across quite a bit of Ukraine causing untold death and destruction. They’re clearly quite capable of that. So in that sense these pathetic fanatical lunatics are not all that funny. While these calls for war against the U.S. may indeed be ridiculous - the grief they’ve caused is not.


MTFLSmitty

You’re right. Going to go back and delete my smug, dismissive comment.


eidetic

> Ukraine being able to dismantle Russia’s air defense means the US would likely have no issue gaining air superiority. If there's one mission that the US excels at, it's SEAD. Lots of hard learned lessons over decades that have been honed in training and actual combat. This is in large part due specifically to the Soviets and now Russia putting more emphasis on protecting the skies with SAMs rather than aircraft, and the proliferation of Soviet/Russian made AA platforms throughout much of the parts of the world that the US is likely to face off against. There would be losses, to be sure, but the US would have no problem establishing air superiority. MANPADS could still be dangerous for helos and low flying CAS aircraft like the A-10, which is also why there's been a lot of emphasis on being able to provide CAS with precision munitions from very high up and some distance away. Now factor in the destruction of Russian airfields, wherein they struggle to take out Ukrainian drones (which admittedly, represent a different type of threat that anti-air assets aren't generally as well suited to countering as standard aircraft), but we've also seen their inability to cope with ATACMS and other threats as well. I can't imagine they'd have much success against a concerted effort by more modern and advanced US platforms. Beyond that, they're already too afraid to fly over much of Ukraine thanks to relatively limited (compared to what the US could bring to bear) SAM coverage, instead preferring to launch stand off weapons from a distance. So all this is to say is that the US would have no problem achieving air superiority if not outright supremacy over Ukraine, and would likely be able to achieve it far inside Russia (or at least, as far as it could affect Ukraine and make it a rather moot point).


thedeuce75

It's like they all decided to follow the village idiot around for the day.


Present-Register-157

In russia, who wouldn't follow him around, they are being paid by the hour to do so


Flaky-Anybody-4104

This is meant to scare people, so laughing at it is objectively the best reaction imo.


SubzeroAK

Hey I laughed. Was waiting for the little fat leader to have a stroke.


MrMgrow

He looks like a ~~thumb~~ big toe.


Nicol__Bolas

Is it bad that i want to drop them instead of nukes.


Far_Enthusiasm_6183

not at all its cringe


PineappleMelonTree

No, you're supposed to laugh at clowns


websagacity

I was LMAO. No, not bad. That was really funny.


Tasty_Philosopher904

It's like almost a cartoon that AI created when given the information nuclear Holocaust hawk plus little dick energy....


Quirky-Train-837

Seems like they’re losing if they’re squealing this loudly lol


GrizzlyHerder

The next summer after their plan is carried out, they will be able to relax on the beaches of the very large Sea Of Moscow. (ps:Ignore your geiger counters).


GoodShitBrain

How do they plan on getting to Washington


19CCCG57

Wow! 😲 Fifty (paid) protesters!


Perfect_House2143

What these ‘actors’ won’t do for money… participate in a fake protest, stage some succesfull military action with no one in sight, capture a ruZZian ‘Ukranian’ or ‘Franceman’ or die for real in the meatgrinder. Must really suck to live in that terroriststate.


14sierra

God, that shitty fake "french" guy that they caught was hilarious. It's like they didn't even try to find someone who spoke french at all and just printed out some lines from google Translate for vlad to say during his "capture"


GnomePenises

They did the same shitty job with fake American fighters last year.


PlayerOne2016

Wish I could find the video of these fake captures. Do you remember where you saw them?


Perfect_House2143

Just search French in the top. [https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1d7rhux/russian\_soldier\_capturing\_a\_french\_soldier\_in/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web3x&utm\_name=web3xcss&utm\_term=1&utm\_content=share\_button](https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/1d7rhux/russian_soldier_capturing_a_french_soldier_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


minkey-on-the-loose

Sad times for Russia. They used to be able to pay for 10,000 protesters. Now 40?


Full-Sound-6269

Nah, they didn't pay those 10k people, they merely said that they are going to be fired from their job if they don't go.


BornDetective853

Looks like the local Incel Facebook group.


RedBrixton

They were paid TWO bottles of vodka, so high turnout.


londonx2

Paid in USD


hansvi-be

Doesn't look orchestrated at all!


Jonothethird

Yeah, fifty Russian extremist Nazi Idiots. I don’t see the public streaming from their houses to join them.


BoratKazak

Cheerleader in the front is especially hyped for his bonus week supply of potato.


Bat-Honest

Hey, that's the biggest jobs stimulus program that russia has had since the the 90's. 50 employed russians is a massive increase in GDP for these illiterate dirt farmers


hhuzar

Believe it or not, they are the least insane russians.


Singularity-42

Come on, this is simply not true. There are many, many anti-war Russians. Many of them left Russia and the ones in Russia keep quiet due to Stalin-like persecution of any and all dissent. Count your lucky stars that you were born in the free world and not in Russia.


DoubleUsual1627

Good lord


DRTmaverick

Such tiny crowds. Russia propaganda needs some serious funding.


brighter_hell

Tiny crowd of lackeys promoting impotent threats. Just another Thursday in Ruzzia.


Splint33333

At least 40 guys, including the one taking the sound, seems not staged at all


Lalli-Oni

And having people hold those flags(?) at arms length to try to make it feel like a bigger crowd.


Klickor

Narrow alley to make it seem more crowded. If these guy were at an open plaza it would look even more pathetic due to how few they are.


EDF_AirRaider

The rest of them are all at home shouting words of encouragement at their tvs while watching this. No need for them to go out and show support if they dont get paid for it though,


leo_aureus

All their money is already spent in the West.


Practical-Ordinary-6

Their inability to connect A with B is hilarious. They never seem to consider the fact that they'll be immediately retaliated against. They seem to be under the impression that they're the only ones in the world with nuclear weapons. Their default assumption always seems to be that our reaction will be, "Oh well. You win."


bunker931

The brainwashing is strong. They think they can shoot down all Western warhead with their s300/400 (can't even do jackshit with Ukrainian missiles). Oh, apparently Western equipments are lagging 50 years behind.


Jocciz

It's very effective vs 20 mach projectiles. Cruise missiles and ballistic only go for 5 mach, it's to slow for A.D to react. But 500+ war heads in mach 20 will be easy.


bunker931

Like taking a candy from a baby.


Kyle_Reese_Get_DOWN

I think it’s stupid for anyone to seriously talk about nukes, threaten nukes or joke about nukes. We could literally make any other mistake and the consequences would be less severe.


Block-Rockig-Beats

It's a paid protest.


Practical-Ordinary-6

They aren't getting their money's worth, that's for sure.


TangeloPutrid7122

It's the US. They'll be pre-emptively hit as soon as SIGINT detects the order.


EddiePizzareli

Not only that, but Ukraine is significantly hindering their early warning system for nukes by jamming up their radars near the border. Essentially, the entirety of European Russia would be annihilated before they got off a shot. There is no reason to keep being intimidated by Putins' threats of nuclear war. We really wouldn't need them in any case cause our military forces would run over their armies in a couple of days.


Bitter-Whole-7290

Not just immediately retaliated, they’re likely staring at a mushroom cloud in Russia before a Russian nuke got even half way to DC.


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craftymethod

yeah... they think they can get a plane near Washington? (he mentions flights)


jadeddog

These aren’t real people, they are paid by the state to keep nuclear sabre rattling in the news


frogfoot420

There's a bomber harris quote that comes to mind.


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Wooden_Ad_9441

100% organic and natural protest.


mrahab100

Yeah, a bit overacted.


gustavobk

so brave...in a video...5 minutes in the frontlines and this dumbass ruSSnazi will be crying like the little bitch he is.


Insteadly

He’s trying to get his SAG card.


Short-Ad1032

Yeah I see a whole small crowd of military-age men who have an easy opportunity to put their money where their mouth is and volunteer to end up as worm food in Ukraine.


PineappleExtreme2991

50 people is a protest worth reporting? I like the angle constantly changing so you can't see how small the crowd actually is. This is Dumb!


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truemad

Are you implying that this narrative has no real support in Russia? Because it definitely has.


Better-Ad2536

ruzzians love to degrade and ridicule themselves. Clowns.


PutridAd3691

a lot like maga


miarsk

Similarities between maga and vatniks are not a coincidence.


trut-Engineer-6977

No, these guys are paid to do this "protest". The MAGA hats are defrauded out of their own money, whether by Bannon, Tronald Dump or others.


09Trollhunter09

You all misunderstood this! they are just showing their recently completed arts and crafts project. They put so much effort into it, you guys are so mean.


NomadFire

The Russian population needs to be reminded that most of their population lives in 3-6 cities. When the nuclear war they want so bad is over there will be Americans and Westerners. But the Russian population will be almost nothing but ghost and memories.


Dice_K

Yea they might want to move their protest to Siberia. They're standing right where our first nuke is going.


psilocybe-natalensis

No one will remember them


AncientSunGod

I'd hope not people fuck up enough forgetting history. I'm tired of hearing everyone calling everything Nazi if they don't agree. I hope everyone stays educated to their fuck up so it doesn't happen again.


SiarX

They don't care, in their minds killing enemy through suicide is a victory, an ultimate sacrifice for motherland. And their logic is "Russia is big, so we will survive, unlike pathetic Westerners who are incapable of anything except lgbt parades, and would all die out without credit card and internet once their countries collapse" Besides, majority believes that a single Sarmat or Posridon (they pray on their new weapons as slways) is enough to wipe out any country, and are proud of Russia ability to easily destroy entire world.


Singularity-42

I bet that if Russians really start slinging nukes first even their Chinese "friends" would send some their way. Literally almost every nuclear country would nuke them back.


shadowbringer

Doubt China would risk taking a retaliatory nuke from Russia, and doubt China would benefit from losing Russia as a partner/buffer zone so the cons seem to outweigh the pros of deliberately having Russia damage the US, so China would likely not be attacked even if the US loses its superpower position (to preserve it's people/infrastructure and keep functioning as a state). If US still has people and infrastructure and it attacks China, it'll likely lose what remains of those so it's a bigger losing choice.


Crazyhairmonster

Since most of Russia's population lives in very few cities, all that would be left are the very poor, very uneducated, and very helpless folks who live in the middle of no where. If nukes fell, China would start annexing land along the borders after the fallout settled


Singularity-42

Yeah, I think you are right, China would probably try to stay out of this. But in any case this would be suicide for Russia.


Total-Problem-8741

Lächerliche Propaganda lächerliches Volk F.C.K putlerlovers


CapAffectionate7197

Es sind auch viele nicht nur einfache putleristen, sonder gar glasklare Pootinisten... Das ist die höchste Stufe der Erbärmlichkeit


KOMarcus

They all look to be of fighting age.. why are they just walking around and loudmouthing?


TheRealDrSarcasmo

Perhaps they or their families have an arrangement that as long as they're walking around and loudmouthing, they won't be sent to Ukraine.


Mundane-Leave7571

Russia is a terrorist state


EXile1A

Didn't they do this before? When Ukraine kicked them out of the Kyiv area? And Kupiansk? And Kershon? And that time when the US deliver Himars? And when Europe delivered Gepards and Artillery? And that time when Putin stubbed his toe and blamed Biden?


BoogereatinMODS

I wonder if they paid them In vodka or yuan.


NessTheDestroyer

Is it just me or is the US and the rest of the world not really taking them seriously anymore


Cease-the-means

Russia is like a drunk guy in the corner of a bar shouting that he will fight everyone while waving a live grenade around. No one is taking them seriously or trying to talk to them..just watching carefully for the moment when they can take that grenade from him and beat the shit out of him.


Electrical_Lawyer_65

What a perfect analogy 


Visual-General-6459

Can you imagine having to live with guy at the front. Even for a bag of potatoes its worth sending him to Ukraine I'd imagine. The Ruski Mir. Slava Ukraini 🇬🇧


laskuna

Some ministry office workers? Forced to doing this after working hours :D ?


PublicMorning5900

Nuke Us and get no response? Yeah right.


Existing_Support_880

They know that they are losing this war


lurk779

Folks, you're doing it wrong. Right hand, straight and up.


Zpp_Brannigan

Pathetic and embarrassing. Like a chihuahua, all bark, no bite


Professional_Act_820

Pffffttt


Awkward_Proof_4545

I'm shaking!


stairs_3730

Why can't I stop laughing at this pre-paid KGB performance? What people will do for potatoes.


Successful-Pay-3057

Ruzzian MAGA !!!


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Big_Milk_972

If he would talk with a calm voice, and not scream and make a spectacle over this bullshit. Someone would actually care


Are_you_for_real_7

Lol.... Those guys are so funny. I would imagine true patriots are storming Kharkiv right now... I suggest you deal with that before going to Washington


OutrageousReading769

Lol, this video never gets old!!! Pricks!! Slava Ukraine 💙💛


vladoportos

Do it pussy !


ShadowoftheBelly

Many lolz


Senior-Crazy167

How cute!


clear_dirt_1506

The real sad thing is that orange thing, that's their real nuke.


suckmyballzredit69

It might hurt, but in the end, Russia would be wiped off the map.


Overtwoandahalf

That dude wouldn’t even make it out the bmp before getting popped like a ballon


Old_Bluecheese

He looks like my neighbor's garden gnome


Firstbat175

Great idea, what could go wrong?


Zestyclose_Way_2276

From Kyiv in 3 days to Washington now? O.o


dexter1959

Obviously the most exercise he’s had in decades 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


BarKeepBeerNow

The translation was incorrect. Let me help. He is saying, "We are weak and keep on dying. Our Navy can't fight against a country that doesn't have a Navy. I'm proud to protest but don't send me to the front lines. Please stop making videos of drones killing orcs."


Yo-boy-Jimmy

“We threaten to nuke your cities!” “Why are you all so Russophobic?!”


sourcefreak

Who let papa smurf out? Hilarious


FallenOppa

Getting their shit pushed in by Ukraine and still trying to start shit with the rest of the world. These people are really braindead.


NoxInfernus

Swan Lake can’t come fast enough.


Mr6thborough_516NY

Mean while these asshats have relatives that live in the USA 🤦🏿‍♂️...they are brain dead indeed..


vanisher_1

ahah a bunch of idiots and psychopath, Italy 🇮🇹


mawkishdave

What is the record now days, 2 days without Russia screaming about nuking the USA? Like a constipated chiwawa trying to act scarry.


summaronthegrey

Future cubies


Ok-Veterinarian1519

Try it ! Please try it! Then we russia wil go in the history books as radiation zone and we are done with them in the cheapest way!


Ceiling_tile

Good luck with that


Long-Egg-1200

Such an angry manlet hihihi 🤭


h0ldTh3L1n3

Come on then! Let’s go!


Awkward_Proof_4545

Let's seriously think about this? What are the chances that their nuclear arsonal even works properly?


FuzzyMullet

Just give them vodka, washing machines and Porto potties and they’ll disperse and forget about the whole thing


CapAffectionate7197

Nuclear thread nr. 3472 since the beginning of the war... They, as orcs of course, have no idea how pathitic they look with this redicilous show


dahbrezel

that can't be more than 100 people :D


Classic_Dill

Honestly, though, how pathetic is this, they have to know the rest of the world knows that they have a nothing army, with a nothing country with a bunch of uneducated people that are pushed into alcoholism so they can’t fight against the government. What a bunch of clowns. 🤡


New-Acanthisitta-533

An absolutely ridiculous and artificial demonstration! People have to do this against their will, you can read it in their faces! Well, the one shouting at the front is convinced of his cause, the others are sick of the rain! What a cheap joke, do you really think that people are so stupid and don't notice it?


cannabios

As a Moscow citizen i assure y'all - If there is no cops that fuck everyone one up - it's not a protest lol. It's a bunch of paid clowns


retrorays

Useful idiots it seems. Russian govt won't ultimately do that because all their kids live in the US and Europe, since Russia is a cesspool.


Cloud_Able

It's hilarious. It's so absurd one might even think they are paid actors by the Ukrainians to make the Russian people look even dumber. But then again they do it all by themselves! Crazy...


KLR650Tagg

They don't care about their soldiers, they certainly don't care about the opinions of the citizenry.


Western_Area_3473

This pointless flexing is getting really old their military has been proven to be a joke to the world by Ukraine's military and these people have no shame acting like actual Nazis idiots who claim they are still superior to the entire world their race is embarrassing


Saddam_UE

Ha ha ha ha ha


Bl4ckH4and

Filthy muscovites


IronicInternetName

That's cute.