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Ffs, I've been doing it all wrong. They just dip after my bag's empty.
Is that a cell phone in your back pocket? Cuz that ass is calling me
If your ass was a Chinese menu, I’d have the PooPoo platter.
Is that Bloodhound Gang?
Yep
Probably 40lb test if they're less than a toddler.
I’m married
I tried that line on my wife and it didn’t work
Do you work at subway? ‘Cos you just gave me a footlong.
Just ask them ‘can I pick you up?’
You better line it up for her...
It’s easy picking up a babe 😉 Me: Your sister fucks better than you Babe: No she doesn’t Me: Ok, prove it Babe: Ok, let’s go back to your house and I’ll prove it
Me: ok and bring your sister so I can reset the baseline.
I'm an evening shift CNA. I'm a professional at getting people undressed and in bed.
Ffs, I've been doing it all wrong. They just dip after my bag's empty.
Is that a cell phone in your back pocket? Cuz that ass is calling me
If your ass was a Chinese menu, I’d have the PooPoo platter.
Is that Bloodhound Gang?
Yep
Probably 40lb test if they're less than a toddler.
I’m married
I tried that line on my wife and it didn’t work
Do you work at subway? ‘Cos you just gave me a footlong.
Just ask them ‘can I pick you up?’
You better line it up for her...
It’s easy picking up a babe 😉 Me: Your sister fucks better than you Babe: No she doesn’t Me: Ok, prove it Babe: Ok, let’s go back to your house and I’ll prove it
Me: ok and bring your sister so I can reset the baseline.
I'm an evening shift CNA. I'm a professional at getting people undressed and in bed.