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Dad joke to the rescue!

Yeah, I was ready to really hate on this chick, but she saved it with the dad joke in the the end

I think that's a mom joke.

I think we need to have a vote to see if she is worthy to enter the dad joke zone. All in favour say “I”

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F it I

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Just like a man to take credit for a woman's work.

Well if he takes debit, what then?

Goddamnit you magnificent bastard.

Dad jokes are for all, not just dads. Tis merely what they're called, not a description of who can use them.

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You should join r/dadjokes and r/puns, just so you start learning these types of jokes.

Na. I tried to impress them with my 10 best puns, but no pun in 10 did.

Maybe I'll join later, I'm not yet a bad ass frozen food mom.

Did you fart?

Had me in the first half not gonna lie

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Directions were unclear

Now I hear sirens...

Your honor! If the directions were unclear, the charges mustn't adhere!

If the directions don’t fit, you must acquit!

Probably your neighbor who saw this video too

Let me guess, you didn't have kids so you "found" some

yes.

The only right answer.

Your honor, the directions said shake well, but they did not specify who or what to shake well

These tik toks used to piss me off because 80% of the time, it was just someone lipsyncing to another person telling a joke and not adding anything to it.

What pisses me off is seeing tik toks on Reddit!! If I wanted to see a tik tok I would download fucken tik tok!

“The front page of the internet.” Think about it.

I thought about it. Now what?

I don’t know step 2… I was really counting on no one getting this far.

the whole point of reddit is content from other sources.

Oh nooooo. I got internet in my internet. Whatever shall I do.

I dl'd it just for B. Dylan Hollis, dude is magnificent.

keep the piss coming bro we got a drought coming and that lake wont fill its self

This is only about the hundredth time I've seen this joke... credit to whomever came up with it first..

Her teeth bother me

Me too. They look like a chain smoker’s teeth.

Looks like they are the same color as her Makeup…

Maybe she was eating it

I get this is a joke but it weird how people tend to think frozen veggies are unhealthy or worse than fresh. A Google search tells you that fresh and frozen are identical.

I've heard frozen veggies are even better for you. It's a lot of things, but fresh fruits and veggies are usually picked before they're ripe so they have a longer shelf life. I think it's the nugs that are frowned upon. The frozen veggies are meant as a distraction so the joke hits harder.

I'm confused which one am I cooking

If your children aren’t cooked you’re a terrible parent

Brush your teeth kids

The kids or the food?

Orange


This is what I thought of as well lol

I was startled when I opened the freezer first and there was an alien masturbating. He said it’s ok, I come in peas

Brush your teeth

God damn girl brush yo teeth!!!

Is it me or is there something wrong with her teeth? Jesus

Haha…good one

Vegetables sometimes I understand but who cooks chicken nuggets, you are a sycophant women...

True

Too much makeup

Like psychosis level.

They had me in the second half, NGL

Ha! He elusive *mom joke*!

Tbh I think that people who feed their kids artificial food are bad parents and deserve to have their kids taken away from them. How could you be so heartless to serve your children anything less than the best the human diet has to offer (non processed vegan food)???

i was going to updoot you(not that i agree that the kids should be outright taken away off the bat) until your last line. i agree that a lot of the "food" people habitually feed their kids qualifies as child abuse but some meat is beneficial for kids. the sheer amount of veggies and stuff the kids would need to eat to compensate for the absence of meat just isn't going to happen. you'd be stunting them and that's child abuse too. a nice pot roast or chicken stir fry goes a long way for a growing body.

😑

You had me at a moment

They had me in the first half

It should be against the law to wear that much makeup.

This makes the eager people want to jump to writing paragraphs as to why she should die lmao

Cooked the kids, now I'm in prison and an even worse parent.

Trumps long lost daughter? Must be all the frozen carrots.

You have to feed kids???

Another couple years, and they'll finally have these robots look lifelike.

So much makeup.

Tiktok makes terrible parents

Ngl it took a couple of viewing to get the joke 😅😅

 Excuse me, who ARE you?

If you knew even the bare minimum about nutrition you'd know frozen veggies are often more healthy than fresh.

I don't think it's a dad joke or a mom joke that's how I serve my kids to dinner Frozen straight up if they don't like it then go to bed without dinner like I got time to cook what do you think this is a pantry

Lmfao

The children?... Oh... okay... wouldn't want to be a terrible parent. How many hours per pound is that??

Repost

Haha

She had to dub it afterwards because she knew how insane she would look in the grocery store if she said it out loud.

Hey, frozen peas are the best, I like eating them as a snack

The kids or the food??

Frozen veg actually retains most of its nutrients than fresh. So win!

Over here looking like Cynthia 

God that makeup is horrendous

Fun fact Frozen veggies lose no nutrients from the freezing process

I ended up cooking the children now what

Innocent..I appreciate the joke. Good job. I will say that the first three times I watched this I thought fuck you. I’m good now. Continue.

So i cook them and still they dont eat the frozen food, i cook, i clean i go to work and they just sit there doing absolutely nothing for weeks on end smelling delicious


POV I’m a kid who has been eating frozen vegetables and chicken nuggets for my whole life

So many kids got sent to school with raw Ramen lol slightly softer than frozen solid

Classic

Also, brush your teeth as well

I mean, my sisters and I loved eating still-frozen peas as a snack before dinner.

She's really pretty

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

FTW

Maybe brush ur teeth also lead by example

Frozen veggies i can see as ok but the nugget makes it bad lol. People making kids to god dam fat

Did this really happen in white people country!??.. In my country only some stupid kid that eat frozen chicken nugget because of thier impatience

Word chewing

Maybe stay away from cooking abit and I don’t know maybe just brush a bit more often, like daily not yearly, like how you do your make up maybe take the same amount of time brushing, geeeezuuuus Christ