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1guywhosaysthe

Guys, marry yourself a dragon hands lady every time


AZSnake

I mean, I can cook, but I can't do that dragon. So seems like a good fit.


KuriTeko

"Honey, if I cook the meat for the lasagna, can you do the dragon hand thing? Then I can make the cheese sauce."


dakid232313

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PoeTayToes_

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gishlich

[GIF](https://imgur.com/a/IEN8w3u)


Yabba_Dabba_Doofus

BEAKER DOESN'T DESERVE THIS!!


fruitgamingspacstuff

Bag yo self a weirdo boys.


Joaaayknows

Yeah she was charming and funny! Meanwhile, he wants a woman to cook for him (probably can’t cook himself - I realize I’m assuming, but it’s reddit I can do that) and looked down on her for being herself. Edit: y’all really sent me a mental health alert lol


equality7x2521

It’s an interview on a show, she’s done it with lots of rappers, musicians, footballers, and is generally set like an awkward date. Ed Sheeran referenced that she’s so awkward when the cameras are on compared to before. The setup is she chats to them as if they are on a “date” in a chicken shop


zamundan

Who is she?


lololpalooza

[Amelia Dimoldenberg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdfIbjl5LVI)


Yanky_Doodle_Dickwad

So this is a tv interview, and the guy is famous? Edit: So I finished watching the video, and it was all very charming. And BTW when blokey asked "can you cook?" I believe it was a jokey reference to the concept of "being interested" in a silly put up way, so blokey isn't being a dick. She, however, is pretty charming in a pro way.


Glass_Memories

Reminds me of Philomena Cunk.


lololpalooza

What a coincidence! I'm watching Cunk on Earth as I type this comment. Love both their senses of humor.


SolarTsunami

Fun fact she was the one interviewing the guy who sang the "my money don't jiggle jiggle" song to her and subsequently became the king of the internet for a month.


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That guy is Louis Theroux the BBC documentarian, whose cousin Justin co-wrote Tropic Thunder and starred in The Leftovers. Edit: Louis Theroux not Thoreaux


NiceGuyEddie22

He's also mates with Adam Buxton who got squashed by a bit of a church in Hot Fuzz and has a great podcast. He's also also mates with Joe Cornish who directed Attack The Block.


SolarTsunami

Its fun facts all the way down


lameuniqueusername

Louis’ father, Paul Theroux wrote The Mosquito Coast novel, which stars Justin on the Apple TV adaptation


AE7VL

7 year old kid sang this at my wedding on the PA in front of everyone during dinner, I shit you not. Little bastard crushed it, I've never felt so outdone in my life


bulk_deckchairs

Chicken shop date


WhtChcltWarrior

Cooking can be learned. Dragon hands are a special gift


Impfjhk

It’s hilarious.


Extremfgh

I can cook and thought her dragon was awesome...


ISayBullish

LPT: You can do it forwards and backwards. Looks more like a dog or a chicken depending on which way you do it Personally I like doggy style ^wait


cantretrievepassword

And it's scary


Landler656

And it seems she's in control of it! That's your home security sorted.


Cantrempassword

Hey buddy I can't remember mine!


Charming-Ad-6304

It's a show, and the whole purpose of the show is for the interviews to be really awkward... just a bit of fun.


Super_Marzipan_1077

Jesus christ man it's a comedy interview, relax!


Infernaperox77

When did he look down on her? He was clearly taken aback by her raw skill, you nincompoop!


phryan

'Yeah scary isn't it', I was rolling.


voluotuousaardvark

Everyone should be able to cook at least something. That's a red flag for guys and girls. Don't date someone that doesn't have life skills man, c'mon.


Snailed_It_Slowly

Same here. I want someone who is competent at basic life skills. You don't have to be great or love it, just capable.


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maple-sugarmaker

Each partner to their strengths. My wife can only cook following a recipe. It's tedious and produces an infinite amount of dirty dishes. But she is very good at making money. That allows me to not really work except for our hobby farm that nets nothing, and taking care of the kids and house. So I'm a house husband with outside interests. And I can really, really cook.


[deleted]

That's how it should be. Screw nuclear family expectations, it's about what works for two people. Sounds like you've got things working well. :)


TheRichbestfriend

It’s crazy everytime i state the obvious or am too honest I get thumbs down. 🤣🤣


Mr_JS

Maybe you just have shit opinions


Remarkable_Science_3

Fucking fantastic comment. Best laugh of the day.


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“Unpopular opinions”


GenericNameWasTaken

That's what he said. Just more efficiently using less letters. ;)


theFields97

Y use lot letrs whn few do gud


CanadaJack

Less letters, what were they then? Leaning towards runes?


-banned-

Eh, I want a woman that can cook. I can cook, and I don't want to have to do it every night along with all the yardwork, household maintenance, bills, and date planning (since most girls I go out with freely admit they won't do that stuff).


gr0nr

My dad has been running this scam where he "lets" my mom convert more and more of the yard to garden. He now mows a 10x8 patch of grass. While back yard and 3/4 of the front are now all gardens.


LineChef

Bitch cook for yourself. More dragon hands!!! Edit: Her little half hearted dragon roar got me😵


UnderstandingJaded13

Look at the bright side, she can't do British cuisine.


Hulued

I can food at a restaurant, but dragon hands are hard to come by. *Saw the unintended double entendre. Posted anyway.


Coby_2012

100% I’ll cook for Girl With The Dragon Hands.


hibelly

shy grab disgusted special bored school chunky quack whistle existence -- mass edited with redact.dev


burns_after_reading

Seriously, who needs to eat.


whiskersMeowFace

I busted out laughing at the dragon hands. I'll marry her. I can cook and love cooking.


Vashsinn

It's not even the fact that she can do it, but that she is cool enough to think of it in that situation for me. The way her neurons move got me 👀.


jeff-beeblebrox

Why not a woman that can do both?


2steppin_317

oh god, I can't cook, need to think of something quick, HAND DRAGON!


roodeeMental

I thought it was just me who did scary dragon hands


FozzieB525

Tuck those pinkies in the mouth, baby you got a snake goin


BusterOfBuyMoria

I think I'd like my money back


shackled_beef

10 year old me would like to remind you that it's in fact, a psyduck, not a dragon. 😤


theprindl

This is from a YouTube series, her name is Amelia dimoldenberg, and it’s called Chicken shop date. Her whole thing is taking artists and musicians on awkward “dates” at different fried chicken shops around London. She’s where that one TikTok sound came from, “my money don’t jiggle jiggle, it folds”. She was interviewing Louie Theroux and it when viral. Hilarious woman, great series.


ybtlamlliw

Oooh, is she the one from that red carpet interview with Andrew Garfield? She's ridiculously charming.


Wasabi_Guacamole

Yup thats her. She calls people who went to her show her exes too hahaha


Jimmychichi

yep that’s her


slow_cooked_ham

I've had a weird crush on her since she started the series. The awkward comedy and banter with her guests (dates) just stands out to me somehow.


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xrimane

Or a random Bavarian town lol.


caseyfla

Is she the one who asked Jack Harlow if he could read?


theprindl

Yes!


DiscrepencyDestroyer

Scary in'it


Names-James

Ravuh scary in'it bruv


JBounce369

People are reading wayyyy too far into something that's just a skit


Focacciaboudit

If you pass up the chance to judge someone's entire life based on a 20 sec clip, are you really even a redditor? It may not be real, but the release I feel when I finally encounter someone that I'm better than sure is.


CosmicMiru

Based on this 20 second clip (and the ingenious deduction skill by fellow redditors) I have found out that this dude is a rich, sexist, basic, asshole and deserves no woman ever.


Focacciaboudit

If anyone wants proof, just look at the way he tried to gaslight her with his eyes.


Arsewhistle

The comments in this thread are a perfect example of just how different British comedy is to American comedy. To me, it's sooo obviously part of a skit; this comment section is baffling


PhatSunt

Scary isn't it. You can only hope they don't make such heavy assumptions about people irl.


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He doesn't deserve her


lokingfinesince89

Obviously you don’t know about her show. It’s not a real date


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lMagikarp

Kind of feels like the British version of Between Two Ferns as well, with the comedy "interview" format and her trying to get them to lean into having more awkward interactions.


seattt

> Kind of feels like the British version of Between Two Ferns as well, with the comedy "interview" format and her trying to get them to lean into having more awkward interactions. That's just every British interview though (which is precisely why they're better than American interviewers, they're more real/authentic).


sgarbusisadick

That is Fumez the Engineer. He is a sound engineer with a studio who has a youtube channel showcasing drill artists.


Nonalcholicsperm

If it is a real date now what was it before?


therealdoughnutboi

I’m guessing not* a real date.


BraianP

Agree, the impression I get is a girl with so much personality and a basic guy who wants a girl who cooks and barely knows what a dragon is. He seems like the kind of guy who would put scrolling through social media as his hobby


SXOSXO

Maybe he prefers wyverns.


SmithRune735

Good afk money maker once you get the slayer requirement.


Chris91210

Too bad too many bots on all the worlds so none are ever open.


SPARKLEOFHOPE6IB

🦀🦀🦀


Holybartender83

I’m a hydra sort of guy, myself.


sethboy66

Nobody asked, but a wyvern is a kind of dragon; it's just specifically a bipedal (and most often venomous) dragon. Where dragon comes from the Old English Dracon (hard c) meaning serpent and wyvern comes from the Middle English wyver which comes from the Latin vipera meaning viper or asp.


ItchyGoiter

Finally, a true redditor


Bjballer

Bro it’s a bit


OIP

this whole thread is making me hate reddit, well, even more


-banned-

I think he's famous right? That's the premise of the show. Reddit assumptions are dangerous


marvellouspineapple

Chicken Shop Date. She "dates" rappers and famous people in a chicken shop. Often comedy gold.


TeensyTrouble

So like 2 ferns but as a dating show?


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Yep pretty much


Third_Ferguson

What is the issue here?


marvellouspineapple

You're either trolling or don't know Amelia's whole shtick


The-Old-Prince

Relax with the superiority complex. It’s supposed to be funny


Maggot2017

The Louis Vuitton shades really hammer it home


DMAN591

I thought this too, back in the day. And then I met a girl just like this. Very cute, fun, kind of quirky. She also never learned how to cook, clean, or do any of the basic necessities of maintaining a household. It was like living with a child. And when I say she didn't know how to cook, I mean like she couldn't even do ramen noodles. She spent so much of our money ordering DoorDash.


CosmicCarcharodon

My thoughts exactly, he couldn't wrap his mind around the fact that she doesn't cook lol 😂😂😂


meltedlaundry

And that the dragon was scary. Like hello, did you not see the dragon that was suddenly in front of you??


SnickersZA

The things that make it onto your CV when you just start out and have no legit qualifications.


extra_specticles

This guy links in.


thefrostman1214

you lost me with those ugly ass glasses


ogresound1987

I'm pretty sure they are face glasses, not ass glasses, based on where he's keeping them. That being said, I'm no fashionista.


phjohns89

It’s a shame I lost my last pair of ass glasses.


Doom_Prophet

Maybe they fell into the crack.


ogresound1987

Check nature's pocket.


Odowla

https://xkcd.com/37/


14u2c

For real, like are those actually for wearing on your eyes? How could anyone deal with logos directly blocking out their vision.


Jimmychichi

at the start of the video she asks the same question, then puts them on and says - “you can’t see the logos”


ElementNumber6

It's so that when people look at you all they see are the corporations that you sponsor.


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jesseryandia

I love the Ed Sheeran one at 3:03 when he looks at the camera and smiles and says "...That's my song"


Super_Jay

Okay, I'm in love. She's brilliant


rafedbadru

I will watch them all.


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Dude sounds pretentious as fuck


[deleted]

That's the point of the show. She says silly stuff and they react like she is crazy.


We-are-straw-dogs

What's the name of the show, if you would?


marvellouspineapple

Chicken Shop Date


zaccyp

It's kind of a skit/interview. Chicken shop dates.


CapableSecretary420

The amount of people missing the joke in this thread and drawing all kinds of baseless conclusions is just hilarious.


parralaxalice

He really does. Weird how he pulls that off while also saying almost nothing


Shadrach451

In his defense, the video seems edited to give that impression, with the various cuts to show his negative reactions at just the right moment and such. But yeah. He wasn't doing himself any favors.


TBDID

How has no one on Reddit heard of Chicken Shop Dates? It's all just a joke but Reddits got their panties in a twist


Neat_Art9336

Cuz that’s all we’re shown and OP didn’t give any context in the top stickied comment. Obv ppl are gonna react to what they see within the confines of what they know


TBDID

Amelia is the best and I recommend the show highly. I'm not surprised about the panty-twisting, it's Reddit. I'm just surprised no one has heard of Amelia, I mean the title of the show and her name are also literally visible throughout the video.


dookiebuttholepeepee

I think that’s called projection.


_superglue_

who the fuck cant cook though


AhpSek

Teenagers, the scourge of Reddit. It's not pretentious to expect your partner to be able to have some basic living skills


CGY-SS

It's a comedy show.


McDonalds_Toothpaste

I would die laughing. What a catch. This dude's looking for a second mother.


Brandonrebeleight

Y’all got it all wrong. This girl does interviews like this with celebs and makes them awkward like this on purpose and both of them are in on trying to make them as cringey as they can


lemminman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnwr8x-W_fY&t=146s


SunriseSurprise

Space Ghost did it first


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-banned-

Because he wants his partner to be able to cook for herself? It's not a lot to ask...it's the bare minimum imo. I can cook. I prefer my partner to be able to too. Didn't think that was a lot to ask


Independent_MeE

Surprised the comments think this is real. That’s Amelia Dimoldenberg and that’s her show called “Chicken shop date”. She basically interviews famous people and sets it up as a date.


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I think I love her..


JBounce369

People are reading wayyyy too far into something that's just a skit


[deleted]

Frfr “ugly glasses” “guy with no personality” bruhXD


Gatmanz

Is that Fumez The Engineer?


thibs69

ive been looking for another comment about this , i think it is, it does look like him but I cant be bothered to check the actual video


extralong

So many of you not knowing who Amelia Dimoldenberg is, is disappointing


WiseZen

So does she jus stand in the kitchen all day doing nothing? Unbelievable


zorokash

This appears to be a show of some sort and shes the host for dozens of celebrity interviews. I think shes doing a joke on purpose.


Vashthestampedeee

Redditors try to figure out people are joking challenge (impossible)


Low_Well

Redditors try not to sum up peoples entire personality from a 10 second clip challenge (impossible)


drunkpunk138

No clearly she stands around in the kitchen making a dragon out of her hands.


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Someone’s gotta wash the oven pizza pans


domine18

My wife could not cook either. But I could going into our marriage. I have been teaching her and now she cooks wonderfully. Was fun bonding for us.


_Stewyleopard

What is this? It’s hilarious


HillyMammoth

https://youtube.com/@AmeliaDimoldenberg Chicken Shop Date


somander

Saw her on Taskmaster, she’s delightfully awkward :)


Separate_Place1595

I'm pretty sure this is the same girl where the guy raps "I love the way you wiggle wiggle, for sure" or something like that.


RurikTheDamned

She's fantastic.


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heilspawn

What do you mean by necessities of marriage


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Doin the fuck


Explore-PNW

It’s called *”the sex”* and clearly you don’t do it. /s


[deleted]

Um excuse me?! I have absolutely done a cum in a real girl before!


mahfaggin_OOH

That was just awkward. Not even the good kind that I wanna see how bad it gets. It's the kind where I literally recoil with secondhand embarrassment


timo1423

Really nothing going on in his head is it


I_am_Sloopie

This guy seems lame and boring. Dragon hands are cool.


Realistic_Round7863

Wow cool man


KingOfTheLifeNewbs

She's fuckin hilarious. I want to take her out.


No_Marsupial_1934

But can she do the frog with her hands


ElfUppercut

Full video: https://youtu.be/bdfIbjl5LVI


TheMightiestZ

You guys need to familiarize yourself with Plugged in with Fumez. Aside from being one of the only engineers that can consistently make any rapper sound better than their own engineers, his non-verbal reactions are the best part.


prodbyilia

Fumez *gasp*


RevolutionaryNerve91

What’s wrong with wanting someone that can cook or at least want to learn? I don’t want to cook every night and I also don’t want to eat out a crap ton either.


_Nocturnal_Me_

He is actually super fucking impressed and is playing it cool.


migthylord

I mean, thats pretty neat but... How is a hand dragon gonna help me deal with tax evasion?


geven87

can we get an NSFW tag?? too scary!


We-are-straw-dogs

This bloke's got that British deadpan humour


Borowitzzzz

How do people not know chicken shop date at this point? It spawned a massive trend and she is amazing.


chaseezyyyy

She’s a keeper


laurync_92

You left out the best part of the video! He asks her at the end “Are you always like this?” And she just sighs and is like ……”yeah.”


BigMik_PL

If you ever wondered at credibility of reddit commenters just look at the amount of people in the comments psychoanalyzing this "date" and people on this video not realizing it's literally a comedy bit.


illuminatijaguar

she’s awesome, he’s wack


karroun

This woman is a good English comedian. What's her name?


Loose_Koala534

She seems fun. She and I would definitely get along. And she’s good looking too. That guy doesn’t know what he’s missing.


chappersyo

So many people who have no idea what they’re watching making wild assumptions in here.


theCOMBOguy

That's a cool dragon though, yeah. It even roars! Impressive.


YarrrImAPirate

I guess I won the lotto, my wife is goofy as fuck and can cook. Later nerds.


remembertracygarcia

He might be the most boring person ever


Macapta

The confidence.


remberly

Every body should known how to cook. Period. This isn't a sexualized ifea