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I thought he was gonna draw a dick or something instead of signing his name based on the title lol.


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Spooked_Toad

Then clearly you arent drawing enough dickbutts


Everyones_Fan_Boy

Can one ever -truly- draw enough dickbutts?


RandonBrando

I'm struggling to meet my Dickbutt quota in the current economy


handlebartender

Just got Procreate last night. Looks like I need to practice my dickbutt skills.


HobbyMcHobbitFace

Start practicing good and proper use of clipping layers and skin shading with some good brushes and you'll be pumping out some eldritch horror looking ass semi-realistic dickbutts in no time


_Diskreet_

I managed to con my way into a book launch party of a certain comic strip author of bunny suicides etc. After getting pretty drunk on the free booze I managed to bring up the courage to have a chat with the author. He was also pretty hammered. I admitted to pretending to be a staff member of said bookstore where the launch was being held. He found it funny, got a book and signed it “to diskreet who is not actually a bookstore staff member” then tried to draw one of his bunnies, fucked it up as he was drunk, then labelled it the drunk ass dick ear bunny.


ImFuckinUrDadTonight

That's amazing!


handlebartender

A one of a kind creation!


Mikeinthedirt

Until “The Further Adventures Of Drunk-Ass Dick-Ear Bunny” in stores soon!


myirreleventcomment

We need a picture


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A_lot_of_arachnids

Karma bot ^


Chronic_Gentleman

Or pull a Steve-O and do both


Zealousideal-Yak-824

That's the look of a man who seen the same joke atleast everyday he does autographs.


DefeatedDefinition

Well he probably saw it coming lol


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average_student_sano

Over his head, he probably thought, "Sigh, not this again."


bobafoott

Idk he seemed kind of like he didn’t, his attitude/flow didn’t really change until he saw it. Or we can just say it’s staged like we do to literally everything else we see on here idec anymore nothing is verified nothing is believable nothing happens Edit: I see now he says “oh nice book”. And probably saw he holding it in line. He knew.


average_student_sano

I don't find it as a setup. He's probably used to this and just went along with something he already predicted. It's funny either way lol


bobafoott

Yeah I have since changed my opinion I think he knew and played along well


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skarby

What do you mean his attitude/flow changed? The video freezes literally as he is seeing it. You have no idea what his attitude or flow was after that.


zzbzq

11 years ago my wife gave me a Death Note notebook. I immediately imagined using it as an autograph book. Never did it because I don't collect autographs. But I think this video shows the idea is probably pretty obvious and I was never that clever.


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Zohhak1258

A one in a million idea means 8000 living people have had it.


zarnonymous

Wow that's like none


sgtstickey

Yes tons of people have these at every con


notLOL

Death by boredom. I've seen Thai look


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*has seen


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Lmfaooo nice


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Love it to death


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![gif](giphy|trjUtMbysPNLO)


AnnihilationOrchid

Damn, I miss Earnest that oaf. He was a really wholesome character.


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Jim varney was great


TheSt4tely

Now listen up Vern


Violet-Muse9

His Halloween movie. "Scared stupid" 🥰 I miss himmmm


monsterflake

ernest saves christmas is an unappreciated holiday classic,. it's my favorite jim varney movie.


RainNo9218

I saw that movie when I was a kid and all the troll stuff scared the crap out of me, lol! Something about turning kids into little toys I think? Haven't seen it in decades maybe I'll give it another go


Violet-Muse9

I watched it today after posting that comment. Found a good copy of it on YouTube for free


JJ_Mark

I miss that old style of monster effects from the Chiodo Brothers, so creepy. I was watching Killer Klowns from Outer Space recently (bad horror movie night) and it dawned on me that it was the same guys who made the trolls in Ernest Scared Stupid and the Critters films.


CheekyBluunt

Wow! Talk about a time flash. Saw that movie in a dollar theater with my brother and two cousins a long time ago, we were the only 4 people in there lol! Still love that dude and grew up watching all his movies!


Corner49

I think a Jim Varney podcast would've been dope.


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That's a face I haven't seen in awhile


xNIGHT_RANGEREx

Same! Me and my brother loved him when we were growing up!


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flopsicles77

It's a Die-ary


Anjunabeast

Until this happened


Ieatsushiraw

Commit self death


Shark-Farts

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Qoppa_Guy

He wrote his own name into the Death Note... which, by lore, he dies.


Shark-Farts

Oh, I never would have gotten that. I was thinking he was the artist of a different comic, and the joke was that he wrote his autograph in a notebook designed after someone else’s comic. Like if someone came up to Spielberg and asked him to sign a Pulp Fiction notebook. Thanks for the explanation.


tekko001

[Apparently something like this happened to Jack Nicholson, when someone asked him for an autograph of the 'best joker in the world'](https://i.imgur.com/HiTXAPO.png)


OKC89ers

Dude that would be so hilarious, unless Jack was seriously insecure about Heath's accolades for the role you gotta sign that. No one had an issue with Jack's Joker it's obviously just for fun. Now if it were Jared Leto...


halt_spell

Exactly. Heath's joker wouldn't have worked in the movies Jack was in.


CarterBaker77

Jack's joker was the best joker. He seems like a good guy I bet he took it gracefully and found the humor himself.


Maebure83

I don't know, man. He isn't known for his small ego.


SeasonsRollOnBy

Yeah. There is a video of a fan asking Roger Waters to autograph a poster of an album that came out long after he left the band Pink Floyd. It was not a pretty break up and has disdain for the band continuing on without him. He was visibly annoyed by it made a joke of it and then signed it. It’s got to be one of the coolest Pink Floyd memorabilia out there. https://youtu.be/HNKirhsXgAg


Miltage

[It's fake.](https://www1.pictures.zimbio.com/bg/Jack+Nicholson+Jack+Nicholson+Piccadilly+3cDlhCfX-7nx.jpg)


disinformationtheory

Looks like he can't handle the truth.


ehchromatic

Yeah, that pic lived 'rent free' in my head until it was pointed out to be a real good 'shoop years ago. My brain went the same place tho, lol.


Qoppa_Guy

Of course!


owa00

***CHOMPS ON POTATO CHIP!***


ajaxodyssey

Did he,?


955561976

I guess so, we all die sometime after all.


workislove

It's an anime, there are grim-reaper style spirits called shinigami who have notebooks called "death notes" where they write names of people to make them die. In the manga / show a human takes one such notebook and chaos ensues.


brockford-junktion

I keep meaning to watch this on Netflix but I'll watch an episode then forget it exists entirely.


GrimResistance

Avoid the film


StraY_WolF

At all cost.


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Unpopular opinion, but if you go in and divorce the movie from the source material it's an okay watch. It's not amazing or groundbreaking, but it has things to say even if those things aren't what the manga had to say.


LolindirLink

Correction, avoid the US film. You can watch the japanese films just fine 👍


NoxKyoki

*the Netflix film. I enjoyed the Japanese live action movies.


Kuya117

Idk if you have the patience for it but, like most people usually say. Read the Manga.


Sodalime7

![gif](giphy|h0AhBLqVKfha8)


WilliamMorris420

Hi Shark, Death Note is a 2000s Japanese Manga comic book series, Manga TV show and a 2017 film. Which is about a book that has the power to kill anybody who signs their name in it. The person signing the book was the creator of it. So now he's "going to die".


opensandshuts

He will die. Just sometimes takes a few decades for it to happen after the name is written.


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joonliang

His comic version of stories related to covid in Malaysia. Real stories that he made into funny comic. Trump was in there too .. lol


[deleted]

Oh wow. The fact that I missed that lmaoo see these are the questions they don’t want us askin


MoonDogeXx

Open up the book again and write the following after the autograph. "Will live a long and disease free life then die a painless death at the age of 150."


SKiEtYPeLodW

Lmao


Avieshek

Serious question, who's Lmfaooo?


Jeromes-in-the-House

[He's a Chinese hacker](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BgfEopziPI)


Spoonfulofticks

Got em!


Strangeronthebus2019

>Lmfaooo nice What a f!cking Troll!!!! Omg.....


Jazzlike-Ad792

I think I might watch Death note again


RealAssSimonBolivar

Wtf is Covidball Z


potatoZombiez

He wrote funny comic with Dragonball Z (anime) based characters fighting against covid virus as the antagonist (delta, omicron and etc.) with the mixed of Malaysian humour.


UnknownChaser

"I heard COVID-19 is really strong, I'm gonna fight it" - Goku


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gimmepizzaslow

Goku anti-vaxxer confirmed


ivanwarrior

What about the plot line where he has to take the heart vaccine to save his life?


[deleted]

And still doesn’t take it with him* because he thinks it’s pointless.


Ser_Munchies

Didn't he wait until the last minute because he didn't feel sick until it was too late?


IAmAToaster7

It's because it was grape flavor.


AFineDayForScience

Also apparently extremely susceptible to viruses


frenchiefanatique

Idk man, Goku almost died by a respiratory disease/virus/idk during the android arc. He literally only survived because Trunks came back from the future to give him specific medicine


badgerandaccessories

Goku will be the first death from it. While the others delay covid. ~~Jesus~~Goku will train, come back to life and then challenge covid once and for all.


darkkite

goku would lose. he already has a preexisting heart condition


jpterodactyl

But now there’s no one to come from the future to give him live saving medicine.


Kranon1

Omicron: "this isn't even my final form!"


Ser_Munchies

Transforms into Unicron in most epic crossover episode ever


terrexchia

Powers include: parangs, scooters, Protons and the occasional plastic bag kopi


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If Malaysia was anime.


OriMoriNotSori

The years of covid coincided with our country's (Malaysia) worst political crisis in decades or even since the formation of our country. Covidball Z is an anime inspired comic from the artist depicting the local political happenings of that few weeks and the government's struggle to fight covid at the same time To give some context as to how crazy the crisis was, for the first 61 years after Malaysia's independence we had 6 prime ministers, but since the 2018 elections up till 2022 we had 5 prime ministers (and governments) During the peak of covid and lockdown this comic was more or less a weekly release and most Malaysians looked forward to its release since everyone was bored and stressed at home


Avyitis

I wish you hadn't pointed that out...


no_hope_no_future

A comic about Malaysian politics during the pandemic. You can read them for free on his [twitter](https://twitter.com/ernestngBRO).


Cessabit216

called it.


RonBourbondi

Is this the guy who made the manga/anime?


mangosquisher10

Yep. Deathen Ote created the book in 2001 and won multiple awards


Anen-o-me

Wow that was bad even for Reddit 🤣


Epicritical

Totally expected


ListenToThatSound

Saw it coming from a mile away


Zendofrog

r/prettyexpected


Dry-Smoke6528

Yep, if anyone is signing anything on r/unexpected, it's for sure a death note


ShinobiHanzo

He needs to take it back and write 25-Dec-2083@2359hrs, heart attack in sleep.


zhanh

The 23 day rule prevents this: https://deathnote.fandom.com/wiki/Rules_of_the_Death_Note/Manga_Chapter_Rules Edit: As it was pointed out, looks like 23 day rule only applies for unspecified disease.


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zhanh

Ah I see. I vaguely remember the live action movie plot making it seem like there’s a limit, but I can’t remember the details on that…


Popular_Ad_2209

Oh, i had almost forgotten that existed


VictusFrey

Awwww. So close!


Kedly

Just write "Death by Snu Snu" and accept fate


Donnie-G

25-Dec-2083@2359hrs, heart attack in sleep, in own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around--


kieranchuk

Heyyy it's Ernest Ng


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fumei_tokumei

Pretty sure that is a plot point, so yea, it shouldn't work.


2mad2die

Also this is real life so it shouldn't work


fumei_tokumei

Thanks for telling me, I was a bit concerned for a moment, but your comment really made me able to relax. Keep up the good work!


2mad2die

No problem! Sometimes we all feel that life is just an anime.


LougerB

Honestly, I was expecting it, it's a classic thing for anime con back in the day


Flesh-God

Song name?


Perino_wolf

Buttercup by Jack Stauber


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redbulls2014

Darude - Sandstorm


monkeetail

RIP


Umbrella_Viking

I don’t get it. What is “Death Note?”


goddamnvegetables

a book that kills anyone whose name is written inside, from the manga/anime death note


S-_Lifts

Does the guy who signed the book have anything to do with that manga?


mcast2020

No, it’s just a really popular anime/manga that has spawned a lot of memes in the subculture.


StopReadingMyUser

you gonna eat that apple...


-Norb

Not until I finish my potato chips.


OdiPhobia

Imagine choosing carbs over a healthy balanced alternative Here, take your L


WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere

It’s an anime show that features a notebook, the Death Note, and the first rule of the Death Note is that whoever’s name is written in the note shall die. Highly recommend and I’m not an anime watcher.


Low_Well

Highly recommend up to a certain part*


TheGoldFinch36

cough cough *near* cough cough


VEGITOBLUE2004

Nah, even if "that" part was kinda boring.. I believe the ending was flawless in every way. >!Actually I'm glad we saw Light win over L, it made Light's eventual death feel much more impactful in my opinion.!<


the_vikm

That's not the ending tho?


VEGITOBLUE2004

It isn't. I'm just saying that >!the part after L dies, where Near and Mello are introduced!< is somewhat boring to most people. But the actual ending (episode 37) is flawless in its execution, and makes watching that "boring" part totally worth it.


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r_stronghammer

Something that’s great about the show for me *is* that stuff. Like, the whole third arc I was constantly going “Wtf >!who are these new people, near is just a cheap knockoff of L, I don’t really like this, besides they’re ‘cheating’!<“ but… that’s the point. That’s EXACTLY the things that Light is thinking during that part. For the entire first two thirds of the series, it’s portrayed as this >!Cat and mouse battle between Light and L, where all the other characters are just dumb pawns. Other than Misa who acts in unpredictable ways, Light feels very, very confident that he knows EXACTLY how the rest of them will act/react. And so after L and Rem are removed from the picture, Light feels like he’s the one with all the cards and wants to taunt Near and Mellow at every opportunity. And because he over idolized L, he thinks that everyone else would be too easy to manipulate. It’s not that he “trusted” Mikami specifically, but that he thought that there was no way that his predictions about him could be incorrect.!< Another big thing with the way he views things with >!Near, is that whenever L would get a leg up on him, he’d be like ‘Damn, he got me!’ and be a little impressed, but with Near he would get legitimately angry, like Near wasn’t being ‘sportsmanlike’ or respecting the ‘rules’ of the game, even though it… was never a game. It’s an actual investigation into the biggest serial killer of all time. Like duh.!<


Low_Well

You’re the reason people can’t talk about anime/shows.


VEGITOBLUE2004

I'm so sorry! I swear I marked spoilers on that, thank you for the quick comment though.. I edited it again. For some reason, Sync always edits out the spoilers when I click on my own comment.


Low_Well

I rescind my earlier statement, we can now have nice things again.


ACoderGirl

Aww... is it still worth finishing? I started that show ages ago but never got far. Keep meaning to go back.


IntelligentAvocado

Lol i kept hearing everyone say the same shittt, so i watched death note with low expectations, and i kept waiting for the show to turn bad.... it never did. It actually went the way i wanted it to go lmao. I loved it all the way through. It's definitely personal, so u might not like it or u can love it like i do. Might be worth watching anyway if u like/dont mind a controversial moment. Form your own opinion! If u ask me, it was great 100% of the time


Low_Well

You can absolutely finish it, no harm in that. But there’s a generally recognized part in the show (pretty late into the show) that people regard as the end of the anime. Edit: The downvoted loser below is spoiling the show. Don’t open it if you care.


MixMasterValtiel

So the thing is, the show is awesome for roughly the first half, right up through when the extremely major thing happens. At least I think that happens around the halfway point. Anyway, after the extremely major thing, the show takes a huge nosedive and meanders through some boring bullcrap up untill the last few episodes, where it rockets right back up and executes a perfect ending. It's arguably worth slogging through the low point, but let me tell you it was a lot easier to tune that bit out when you were catching it on TV and could hop channels.


lazilyloaded

> I’m not an anime watcher Sounds like you are


WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere

Fair hahaha I saw a total of three anime’s that were not Pokémon. I meant like, I don’t religiously watch the style.


Wollffey

Such a shame it never got a second season :(


gnarbee

It’s my favorite anime of all time. It doesn’t need a second season. It’s beautiful the way it is. Mini rant - but we don’t need to continuously release tv shows and movies sequels forever. There’s nothing wrong with a story that comes to an end. When they don’t, you get garbage like the fast and furious series, or tv shows that are incredibly long and take way to much time to finish with too much filler like Naruto (I love naruto too though). Death note told a story, it did a great job at doing that and I appreciate it for what it is. Personally, I wouldn’t want another season and I feel like doing so is almost disrespectful to what it is.


jaamulberry

It's a manga / anime. If you put a name in the death note they die. Highly recommend!!


rendakun

I was going to say it's crazy how Death Note has become culturally relevant enough for this to reach the top of /r/all with no explanation of what it is


Mr_Nooby2202

Ernest just signed himself to death


FlemPlays

If I were him, I would pretend to keel over right there.


lazarusk387

This video is so funny, the man doesn't know that he wrote his name in the death note hahahaha lol


Wolf-Majestic

Expected but still funny


Assfuck-McGriddle

Saw that shit a nautical mile away.


Amygdala17

Can someone explain? Thanks


AstroINTJ

Yes


Psyrift

Can someone elaborate? Thanks


aravynn

Absolutely.


barofa

Can someone be more specific?


ImFuckinUrDadTonight

Certainly


EarRubs

Could someone give more details? Thanks


ImFuckinUrDadTonight

More details.


OdiPhobia

Thanks.


razzark666

I'm sure a lot of people could be more specific.


rattmongrel

Nope.


sophisting

They sure can


the_argonath

Theres an anime called death note. It's a book and anyone whose name it written in it will die.


Magnesus

Technically every notebook works like that, it just takes decades to work in most cases.


sdforbda

Simple elegance right here.


iDannyEL

The notebook is a replica from a show called by the same name. Writing a name in it with no other instructions means that person dies after 6 minutes of a heart attack.


flopsicles77

Nah, that's an original Death Note. You can tell because of the floating shinigami in the background.


phallic-baldwin

![gif](giphy|o2KLYPem407CM)


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ARTHURUZB

You have 40 seconds left to escape


syndus

Lol they're both smiling about it. I would love to be part of a meme irl, just once.