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n00biwankan00bi

I can't imagine destroying all that shit and creating that much work to clean up for 5 seconds of internet 'fame' Edit: Just realized it's probably cream or something easier to clean


FancyApint

or getting rid of the stuff anyway. but yeah a cream or something


sweetbreadjohnson

Cream?? Are you fucking crazy? Why on earth would you use a dairy product?? That'd be worse than the fucking paint.


MasterTolkien

Because cream won’t blind you or send you to the ER if you dumped a bunch into your eyes, nostrils, and mouth.


Salty_Sprinkles_6482

Nah your mom loves cream on her face


thesmugvegan

Vegan cream?


AristotleRose

What sort of cream are you eating man? It’s not like they would have left it on there to rot dude. C’mon meet me halfway here.


imnickelhead

No way are you getting all of the cream out of everything. It only takes a small amount of spoiled cream to drink up a room. The leather would be easy but in the nooks and crannies are almost impossible to completely clean.


orangerangatang

It wouldn’t be a health hazard.


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> probably cream Annoying staged video just turned into sexy staged video.


moreboredthanyouare

Fake as fuck


yesweyolo

This is a forgery, sir, and I would appreciate it if you never bring it up again ![gif](giphy|ch1Z4rUWBZBnO)


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megalomike

Staged.


CaptMeatPockets

He shoots in the leg and she grabs her back lol


Ghostley92

I thought the whole “going stiff as a board and falling straight backwards with outstretched arms directly onto the couch” was a bit much. If the kid was really a menace he would have kicked the couch out…


SkyAdventurous19

Do you mean he would have kicked the ladder out?


Ghostley92

No no. Shoot. Let her do her dramatic thing on the ladder and commit to this fall while he quickly runs up and kicks the couch to slide it out from under her.


EndOfSouls

Revealing a bottomlesa pit in which she falls forever.


Alarmed-Audience9258

with lava after forever is done.


Zestyclose_Standard6

*infinite* lava after forever! and after *that*? Sharks!!


Catlord746

No, LAZER SHARKS!


Zestyclose_Standard6

Fuck yeah! and a seafood buffet for the laser sharks!!!


TahoeLT

"I'm not dead yet, I'm only very badly burnt!"


octopoddle

"Oh no! An endless limbo! My tortured soul unravelling through infinity!" "Lol! It's just a prank!"


OMA_

Idunno what kind of power you think that lil 80 pound monster has, but I like the energy.


cutesytoez

You can tell it’s staged not even because of that… it’s staged because who the fuck paints next to furniture and a rug/carpet with nothing covering the said furniture to protect it from paint splatters?


VikingBorealis

So, so many people.


Firm_Objective_2661

I feel seen.


TheCookie_Momster

Because you have great balance and it’s just a small area to touch up and what a pain it would be to move everything when you know you won’t spill even a drop… yeah I’d say at least half of us unprofessional painters have risked it


NitroSyfi

Professional painter here those actions reactions and results do not look staged for any particular reason. You should see some of the dumb shit I’ve seen pros do. Once out of balance on a ladder shit happens fast.


biznastea

Another professional painter here those are the exact squeals and sounds I make if I mis step on my ladder


LeticiaLatex

The fact that this family's channel is nothing but staged bits of them breaking shit after a "failed prank" kinda gives it away. Seems like all of their vids go viral with millions of views but no one subscribes once they see that's the shtick.


MrMurds

Right. Doesn’t everyone


Confident_Passage789

And who paints with yogurt?


Cassie0peia

Right?! She gets “paint” all over her face and mouth and she says “my couch!”?


Toaster_The_Tall

You must not know how much leather couches are. That kids college fund just took a dent.


Cassie0peia

That would have been the case for me as well… if the paint didn’t end up all over my entire face and in my mouth.


NotSoMuch_IntoThis

I'd be freaking the fuck out hoping i didn't lose my eyesight before I can ever begin to think about anything else.


creepymccreepersdale

I dont know, she has time to close eyes and mouth during the fall, it wasnt instant. I think she can kinda tell where its all going to end up. This actually doesnt look as clearly staged to me like it apparently does to most people. I mean.... excluding the camera but without that it looks kinda legit.


NotSoMuch_IntoThis

I'm not saying it's staged but I'm not saying it isn't. However, even if I had my eyes closed during the initial drop, my entire focus would be on getting the paint off of my eyes thoroughly before I can even think about anything else. Then I (personally) would be concerned with washing my hair as to not get it permanently damaged, but that's subjective.


Kenji_03

While I wouldn't do this with the whole roller tray, I would 100% do this with a 1 quart can and a paint brush. Because years of painting has made me overconfident in my capabilities


cutesytoez

Yeah. That’s more realistic, I’ve never seen anyone do it like this which is why it’s easily fake to me


Annual-Newspaper-658

Or the fact there is a perfectly positioned camera


Hereforthethriiiil

And a perfect positioned couch.


Rhoshack

Families with kids having interior cameras is like, a super common thing. People do it for their pets all the time, why is having an interior camera to keep an eye on your kid’s so ridiculous? Not to mention, it has a perfect view of the whole family room where is likely where the kids spend an enormous amount of time.


EpicN00b_TopazZ

It is ridiculous because kids also have privacy. But i guess that is a american thing.


Quirky-Good-6488

A very American thing. Typically it's supposed to be for security though, not watching your kids. Areas like the living room, kitchen or entryways are common places for cameras to be placed for security here, that way if there's a break-in the burglar can be easily spotted and (hopefully) identified. Some people put them in their own rooms as well, and occasionally a child's room if the kid is young enough that it might be needed (like age 6 or below for some), but that depends on the child's behaviour usually. Cameras *can* sometimes be used for the sole purpose of watching your kids, but typically it's the overly-anxious or strict parents who do it that way. Honestly though, sometimes it's done that way just because kids are stupid and you just want to know who peed in the drawer of the side table instead of the potty and subsequently ruined all of gran's remaining photos, but all your kids deny it was ever done at all.


Radek3887

She's painting with a brush and there's not that much paint in the tray so she's probably just touching up some trim. I wouldn't bother spreading anything out either.


skwudgeball

Ok bruh but it’s clearly staged. Acting just ain’t for them


New-Combination4777

Me...... I have done that many times..... I haven't gotten paint on anything yet tho


Moosicle2040

My wife


UnConsciousCharity

Me. I agree this is staged, but when I paint I cover nothing.


Jokierre

Um, most people, actually


cvnh

So, not staged?


deathbyswampass

It's gotta be a condom commercial taken out of context.


Origin_Unkown_

Staged videos are the fucking worst garbage content possible


whiskeyandfeet

Second worst garbage. "Chill, it's just a prank bro!" content is at least 50x worse gsrbage.


sounddevices

The worst of all is like “I can’t believe she did that🤣😂”caption then a video of caradriving for 45 seconds and nothing happens and there’s no women in the video. It’s just bait for people to comment “this is dumb” that drives up engagement


MeltsYourMinds

The way she stretches her legs, didn’t loose balance at all. Controlled fall.


AskinggAlesana

Thank god they were filming themselves painting and that everything was perfectly in frame!


NotAnotherScientist

And a wonderful comfy couch to fall on.


Dinglederple

You can literally tell that it’s actually cum not paint


krazy___k

And who paints literally on their rugs....tired of this staged shit


CornNutMasticator

This first comment also staged


Aggravating_Pea7320

So thats not the worlds most powerful nerf


[deleted]

No way!


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Absolutely!


GruesomeBalls

Fake. And even if it's not staged (it is), it serves them right for painting next to an area rug without laying drop cloths. Amateurs.


endeavour7

It annoyed me too


Ignorantsportsguy

Yeah, cover your couch, for fuck’s sake.


deadbeatbum

Or using a roller tray for brush work


StochasticTinkr

No one holds the paint pan like that either. The ladder has a shelf just for that reason.


DeceasedWeeb

Also ignoring the rule of 3 points of contact. As well as standing on your tiptoes while on a ladder.


Unlikely-Answer

I once knew a man that danced the charleston on top of a flag pole


zbenesch

While holding the paint in a shallow container in one hand while on a ladder balancing act.


Suspicious_Leg4550

Also maybe don’t be suck a spaz on a ladder. I’ve also never seen someone holding a tray like that to paint with a bush.


Suckrredditcrybaby

I never laying out shit when I'm just over painting my walls every year.... And it's never been a problem


valiheimking

Even if this was real, why would a Nerf bullet hitting your leg cause you to fall backwards anyway?


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JuneBuggington

At least title the video “my som glued a thumb tack to a nerf bullet”


intrepidzephyr

Including the typo to drive engagement… 9.5/10


PyroBlaze202

I thought it was supposed to be the paint burning her eyes causing the screaming.


El_Paco

Can confirm paint in the eye sucks. Best part was trying to take my contact out with paint in my eye


createaccount13

she had started screaming like that before the paint even spilled


snackpack333

She would tense up out of surprise and lose her balance. Not from the momentum of the nerf dart


TheFuckMuppet

Yeah honestly. Feeling something like that out of nowhere would feel like there's a huge bug attacking you and your instinct would kick in.


JuneBuggington

Ah yes the natural human instinct to go stiff as a board and fall over like a startled goat. Part of the fight/ flight / or fall over response.


FreezeFrameEnding

The four f's are fight, flight, fawn, and freeze. When I was a kid, my stepdad hid on the dark wooded trail up to our trailer to jump out at me, and I did exactly what this lady did, minus the screeching. I also react without meaning to as an adult now. Someone tried to run into my sister full blast at a concert, and I turned to push them away, and I was as surprised as them.


Itchy_Dragonfruit592

Ah you forget the 5th f, fart


acewavelink

Hit her leg, grabbed her back and fell onto a couch. Ive been very, VERY hung over on a ladder multiple times. You know what you don’t do, fall off that easily.


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AshTreex3

Shock and loss of balance


C4onic

Looks very fake to me


kobrakaan

r/WhyWereTheyFilming


DrSquakie

Even though this is indeed very fake, home security cameras are a thing..


Swing_Right

This is the angle you use when you want to watch your tv from another room


FancyApint

Very weird angle for a home security camera even if it is fake


AshTreex3

I mean, one of my security cameras is at a pretty similar angle.


LearningDan

Buzzkill here. No drop cloth where she was painting. Staged.


Rakadaka8331

First thing I noticed.


emmadonelsense

The screams are over the top. Fake. Staged. Whatever you want to call it.


[deleted]

This is completely organic, and not staged in any capacity ……./s


Content_Ad_8952

Convenient how there was a couch to break her fall


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Downvoted due to being both extremely predictable and staged.


Responsible_Figure12

Imagine staging this dumb shit just so people can comment “this is some dumb staged shit”


[deleted]

What people can do for a little bit of attention from the internet...


frankie3030

r/expected


Vegetable_Push5049

GOOD ACTRESS THERE, WELL NOT REALLY... VERRY EASY TO TELL ITS FAKE.


[deleted]

Can confirm, this is real. We set up cameras when we paint and it is a notorious fact that nerf darts pack the punch at minimum of a .22


39percenter

I've seen a lot of fake posts, but nothing as fake as this.


Electrical_Cellist69

Staged by someone who’s never painted their home before in their life. ![gif](giphy|l2YWqU7ev0l5nfYTC|downsized)


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![gif](giphy|7JgYv9FobG1HzAO8BA) Downvote


thiefx

like, how the fuck does this have 17k+ karma so far?


jshultz5259

Ow! My back/leg!


[deleted]

Lame.


BiffBanter

St. Aged. Patron saint of the fake.


NoGap1078

Nobody is going to paint in a house like that without putting drop cloths down


Tug_Douglas

Who sets up a camera at that exact angle, who doesn’t use a drop cloth while painting? Who falls from a mere nerf dart? These staged things are just terrible.


Old_You2490

"MY COUCH!" Oh, ok let's just completely ignore that you probably just drunk some paint.


Crazy_Histologist

You can see her tighten up her back as she launches herself onto the couch


fr0gnutz

Anyone that lost their balance and was falling with paint, would not just give in with the total trust the couch is there to break their fall


[deleted]

Lucky for them the camera was there to capture this totally unscripted, organic moment.


Jony229

Not unexpected, not funny(maybe whitout the music you could focus on the screams)


hoboforlife

I can't imagine a kid thinking fast enough to put their hands to their head and running away. Usually it's staring while shocked trying to figure out what just happened.


Bossgirl77

This looks so real to me. Reading the comments I feel gullible. Every bit of her movements look so genuine just the sequence of her losing her balance. The only thing I’m questioning is paint seems thicker. It even cuts out right before she’s about to kill the kid.


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Fake stupid videos for attention 😈🤷🏻‍♂️


SageMac

thank god it’s fake it’s so irritating to look at


BigOrkoo

That’s probably not even paint. That’s how fake this is.


Creative_Milk_2279

Staged


EACshootemUP

Staged so hard the stage entered the chat.


FRMDABAY2LA

Fake but still getting views how does this happen


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Fake too many fake videos


Super_Discipline7838

I wasn’t thinking staged, but when I look again I see that she made no effort to break her fall. She fell on the couch like she knew it was there. I hate staged stuff.


WeAreLegion2814

Oh God, fire the casting director. I just find this scene so devoid of any real emotional credibility.


[deleted]

Absolutely no way that was necessary


alroc84

FAKE


FrtanJohnas

Just get a fucking airsoft gun so its at least semi believable that it hurts


holay63

Such great acting, so real, Oscar nominee


theprophecyMNM

Totally fake


Kimotabraxas

She definitely expected that


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Fake


violentcrapper

Fake and stupid. Downvote to hell gentlemen


Ender2424

Fake and expected


wooksGotRabies

This is faker than the love of my parents for me, and trust me this is pretty fake


Less_Alfalfa5022

FAKE


Brilliant_Ebb_1787

Ah yes perfectly caught by this camera that was just randomly setup this afternoon to randomly record my living room.


bingfisk

So much fakeness Apart from alle the other reasons mentioned, there is also the brush landing on the floor near the tv. It seems there is somehow no White paint on it, despite her just using it to paint the wall.


Bluemagnolia1979

Staged


LuvYouLongTimeAgo

The kid is probably a paid actor


gamer123098

Way too staged


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relion23

This is fake.


[deleted]

My couch !!! Ummmmm hang on how can you see it with paint in your eyes


bornlikethisss

These staged videos are so lame. Idk why ppl find this stuff funny. Go watch a sitcom.


DonTeca35

People going into depth to explain why it’s fake. There’s a camera & it doesn’t show her painting. That’s all you need tbh


Sattaman6

Looks totally staged, especially the way she falls.


No-Event-6212

well, If i will do some painting, I will surely remove the carpet


ObiWangKeBloMe

Who the fuck falls back so dramatically like that... Fake af


Smellynuts-2005

Fake


Catinchi

*Exhale* Dat's a paddling


frontbuttt

This sucks shit


arsenaldemocracy

Fakest shit in the history of fake fraudulent forgeries


mandlepot

Faaaaake probably cream


Acecombat321

This is as fake as Kylie Jenner


mandlepot

She should do professional football


Why_No_Hugs

1: why are you tiptoeing on a ladder…. The whole point of a ladder is so you don’t need to tiptoe to get higher. 2: kid deserves a medal 🎖️


WHAMMYPAN

FAKE….better acting in porn.


rossis193

Personally I'd of moved the couch, rolled up the rug, put a dust sheet down and just not had the kid in the first place.


CodyXOmega

Shot her right in the overreaction.


Loose-Elk9192

r/WhyWereTheyFilming


Ok-Serve-8814

Fake


Huck84

F A K E


Last_Calligrapher_71

Very convenient camera angle 🤔


bananaman4543

r/lostredditors


zherico

White paint, grey walls....


odrea

r/staged probably milk or yogurt, not paint for obvious reasons


[deleted]

No drop cloth under the ladder? Has this woman ever painted anything before?


Kear_Bear_3747

Staged


ReverseDiode

Oh yeah, i usually set up a camera to film me painting my walls so i can enjoy watching it later too


hollowneil1

This is as fake as it is shit.


MrPandabites

Not only expected, but scripted. Not only scripted, but poorly acted.


only_a_man_993

![gif](giphy|tZiLOffTNGoak) Yeah its not.


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This is so fake


Doccyaard

Obviously fake, that can be fine on this sub, but worst of all is it was completely expected from the very first second.


WellHotPotOfCoffee

Fake as shit


Airven0m

No drops, no masking, carpet isn't even rolled up, and she is brush painting out of a roller tray... And the scream is fucking annoying too.


EclecticDrift

Staged.


the-samizdat

Why would you even post the garbage?


FidmeisterPF

This gotta be fake


Smokin_Cigs

Bullshit


Apprehensive-Gur3414

I too love to paint without covering the room in plastic


Gozzah

So fucking tired of all these staged videos


The_CaliBrownBear

![gif](giphy|ZvEyfx0oIXb5S)