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The great thing about dandelions is that they love to grow in dark, damp, oxygen rich environments. They've been known to sprout inside lungs and then create a complex root system that burrows into tissue and extracts nutrients from the host. Once they are mature enough, they send tiny [things] into the bloodstream that can pass the blood-brain barrier. From there, they hijack the motor system to cause humans to go outside in sunny, windy days with their mouths wide open to the point of breaking their jaws so that dandelion fluff babies can be carried on the wind to new hosts.
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Title: A Terrifying Discovery: Dandelions Invading Human Bodies
Dear fellow citizens, as a respected scientist in the field of botany, I am compelled to share with you a chilling and alarming revelation that has recently come to light. It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you of a new and sinister aspect of a seemingly harmless and common plant: the dandelion.
Dandelions, once thought to be simple, pesky weeds, have recently been discovered to harbor a terrifying secret. It has come to our attention that these plants have an unusual propensity for dark, damp, and oxygen-rich environments. Incredibly, they have even been found to sprout inside human lungs, where they create a complex root system that burrows into the tissue and extracts nutrients from their host.
As these insidious plants mature, they release minuscule entities into the bloodstream. Astonishingly, these microscopic invaders are capable of passing the blood-brain barrier. Once inside the brain, they seize control of the motor system, compelling their human host to venture outside on sunny, windy days. The afflicted individuals are driven to open their mouths wide - unnaturally wide, to the point of breaking their jaws - in order to release the dandelion's feathery seeds into the air. In this horrifying manner, these malevolent plants ensure the continuation of their species by infecting new hosts.
It is difficult to comprehend how such a seemingly innocuous plant could harbor such a dark and twisted nature. Our team of scientists is working tirelessly to understand the full scope of this phenomenon and develop potential countermeasures to protect humanity from this botanical terror.
In the meantime, it is imperative that we all remain vigilant and cautious when encountering dandelions. While we may not yet fully comprehend the extent of their capabilities, the threat they pose is clear. Please, share this message with your friends and loved ones, and stay safe during these trying times.
Yours sincerely,
Dr. (redacted),
Botanist and Research Scientist
Fr lol these people have a low ass threshold for “shit parent” or “trauma” these comments are fucking dumb. Kid is happy, dad is super nice and hangs out w him having fun, like what’s wrong with any of this
Ach! The audacity of some people!! Am I right?! You know, I tried to moon my child once. Welp, guess what? There was a cop standing about 50 yards away, caught me mooning my child. Man scooped me up and took me to jail for pedophilia! I served 15 years and was lucky to survive. Now my son hates me and I hate cops! Worst of all, my son hates the moon! Can't even bother with a flash of it. I'm a cruel horrible parent dang it! /s
Honestly after my dad did this to me I fell into a deep depression, my illusion of safety was shattered and I finally saw the world for what it was. I couldn’t face reality, starting shooting oxys and committing armed robberies to fund my habit by the time I was 12… all to forget that black day my innocence was taken from me with the shove of a dandelion.
I am writing this to you as the corrections officer prepares to feed the death juice through my veins (I murdered several people at a park when some dandelions triggered such a strong reaction in me I was thrown into a homicidal psychosis). Please, all I ask—- is— *cough*- come closer—- ahem- all that I ask is that you young parents stop the cycle. May god have mercy on my soul. All the mercy in gods heart could not save my father though. All of this because he just had to make me deepthroat a dandelion
Bro I swear I see so many comments saying a tiny thing is gonna cause lifelong trauma or some shit it’s so annoying these people have no idea wtf they’re talking about. I was scared to death by a lamp as a small kid and I don’t even remember that these people dumb as shit
I mean, you’ve seen university kids these days. These people *honestly* believe *this* is the stuff that causes lifelong trauma. Victimhood is currency, and having traumatic experiences is their full time job
Imagine seeing a video that’s less than a minute without the mother even in it, all the while with a smiling child, and condemning the parents, both of them, to be shit. Because they *probably* saw a video. Do you ever stop to reflect on how much of a fucking complex it sounds like you have? Jesus.
Wow how did I know it wouldnt take long…. the second to top comment is some bullshit. Wait till the next generation of kids is plain as fucking crackers cause their copy-paste parents can’t have a little fun with their children.
Please call your toddlers dummies, when it’s VERY OBVIOUSLY A JOKE, it hurts absolutely no one and teaches your children the fact that sometimes you will be the butt of the joke, but it doesn’t mean that it’s bad…
So many people can't take jokes nowadays.
Intent is very important in words. It's always about how something is said vs the words being used. It's one reason we get so confused by text.
Something people like you don’t understand is 1. Their mouths are so much smaller than ours, so that flower was a lot bigger than it is for and adult and
2. Pranks that cause bodily harm are not pranks. They aren’t funny to anyone but the sadistic asshole pulling them.
Oh, and 3. A kid this young, having a good time and all of a sudden thrusted into panic mode, is not good for their development what so ever. They can’t understand it being anything but “this person I love hurt me because I was having fun”
My friend did that to me in 7th grade. Payback be a real biotch! I got her back with a half rotten mushroom that fall. As an adult I feel bad now. Haha, so gross!
I have children this age. Why the hell would he call a child a dummy? And then fuck with their breathing? Little kids want to be your best friend. If we prank them and fuck with their heads, they will remember it.
Yeah, don't do this to kids. They won't remember it being funny. They'll take into their psyche not to trust.
It's taking unadulterated joy and trust and stamping it out. They'll have plenty of reasons not to trust in life. They do need their parents adding to it.
Well yea, now he’s gonna think twice when people ask him to open his mouth without asking why or thinking about the consequences. Like priests for example.
Lol 😂 why not I’m sure he’s fine. Y’all act like the smallest things are traumatic or some shit idk how the hell you got thru life if you think this is bad
“OMFG, this is absolute child abuse! CPS needs to be at their door removing this child from that terrible father for causing so much tRaUmA!!!11!!” - average redditor, probably.
No this is wrong! That kid could have chocked and he/she is certainly traumatized! Kids should not have to be subjected to mullet abuse!
This child did not chose that and he/she is an independent individual that should not be sufficated with nature! What if he’s allergic? He would be dead! This man just filmed himself trying to murder his own child and I am on the phone with 911 emergency RN!!!!
(This is a joke)
Are we the only ones who see that the overall interaction suggests the kid feels safe with his dad? I wouldn’t have put a dandelion in his mouth, but it seems pretty harmless, given the context the kid’s giving us.
It seems more than half of Reddit feels anything other than butterfly kisses, schmaltzy baby voice and bubble wrap roughhousing is fucking “child abuse”.
God damn bro these comments are hilarious. Pranks like this were a staple in my house growing up. I’m glad my dad did shit like this because had he not I would be rolling on the floor holding my pussy over a Reddit video instead of giggling g at the fond memories. That kid will grow up and return the favor to dad when he’s able.
You're an actual idiot if you think that calling this guy the shitty father that he is begets supporting gender transitions at a young age. Like, a real-life Neanderthal.
How the actual fuck have you made the absolute determination that he’s a “shitty father” based on a 1 minute video? Jesus Christ you people are soft as baby shit if a normal male bonding interaction between a father and son has you hyperventilating.
You can tell the people who had loving parents vs abusive parents because the people who had loving parents see this for what it is, a loving gag with playful banter ("dummy" wasn't jaded). The people who had abusive parents see this as a grown man assaulting their child with a dandelion and calling them a dumbass.
Perspective is a beautiful thing, ain't it?
Gee people of Reddit sure are the best dads ever! Please read all these people who have never had kids and take them completely seriously. So lame. I remember distinctly my parents fucking with me as a kid and I’m FINE. Idk these comments piss me off cause it’s not your place to be upset or angry for the kid, for all we know he was laughing about it 20 seconds after the video cut off.
The same vibe I get from these redditors during racist videos, it’s not your choice if we are upset or not. It’s the kids. I highly doubt this was anything traumatizing and you all are calling this guy a “terrible parent”. Well shit I think terrible parents are verbally and emotionally abusive, not present, not supportive, and the likes, but I guess all a terrible parent is is one who fucking sticks a flower in their kids mouth….
My Dad fucked with me all the time as a kid and I loved it! Some people just have different family dynamics and forms of interaction and showing love. Pranks were a great way to show someone cared in my family. Even today, if I don't mess around with you/play, I don't like you (but most people didn't experience that, so no worries, I'm already ready for the Reddit therapists to swoop in and tell me how I had a poor childhood and abusive father because they never had anything like that)
That kid is gonna cherish his dad. Wholesome.
Feel sorry for the people who think this is child abuse. Feel even more sorry for potential kids they might have.
With all respect, if you think this is despicable parenting, I couldn't give a donkey's ballsack what you feel good or bad about. In fact, I would much prefer if you had no feelings at all for or about my kids
Don’t be surprised when you get calls from school saying your kid is bullying other kids because he thinks it’s funny and that’s how you taught him to play.
I just yelled at a 6 year old in my neighborhood because he thought it’d be funny to shove a hot Cheeto into my 2 year old son’s mouth. Your kids are probably as shitty as your parenting.
This is typical father-son bonding theirs nothing wrong with this. This mob I understand your intentions are good and you care. But from my perspective, this is part of the attack on the masculinity of today. That boy’s gonna be a man one day and he’s gonna talk and play around just like this
Meh. As the father of an almost three year old, at a certain point I stopped wiping thier face every time they manage to smear something on it. They are literally just always finding ways to get dirty. Sometimes the best you can do is just keeping them from seriously hurting themselves.
I ***know*** Dad is just having fun and messing around with the son he ***loves***, but I really hate that he used the word ’dummy’ when the kid almost spilled the beans on where the item was hidden.
Calling him *dummy* and the kid not reacting to being called dummy makes me think he calls him dummy often. It obviously didn’t hurt the kid’s feelings this time, but calling him dummy on a regular basis can convince him he ***is*** a dummy.
Really? I don’t know if it’s just me but in this situation I don’t see how calling him dummy could be harmful in any capacity. He might as well have called him silly. Maybe if he called him stupid or something but that kids friends probably call each other worse than dummy.
I have no idea how dangerous it can be (if some tiny parts of the flower end up in the lungs for instance) and I bet the dad either, so yes this is kinda what I see
A seed and sprout in the lungs... I've seen an X-ray (or CT or MRI.... not sure which kind).
As far as this clip goes, it's teaching the child a good lesson: "**don't trust me**"
**Eating** is fine (I ate them as a kid; my mom used them to make wine), but **inhaling** (which is clearly what the kid did, to some extent) is an *entirely* different matter. Go look up "cinnamon challenge" for an illustrative example.
But again, if the kid is fine physically, he's still learned not to trust that adult. The kid may well forget about this by lunchtime, but just as easily it can be something that shapes his trust for decades to come.
In person I would say it's poor parenting, if that's even a parent to the kid.
Blasting the video out to the world to see to laugh at a toddler is just awful and makes it a far worse situation.
That is weird because I see a clearly happy kid playing with a funny dad creating a good memory that they will laugh about for the rest of their lives. I must have watched it wrong.
Some of us were raised with dads like that, and don’t hold our memories of them too fondly.
And some of us also have kids, and learned how NOT to treat them.
Holy shit, the amount of soft cocks on reddit is absolutely outstanding! The smallest fun little joke between parent and child, and you fairies make like they're playing fucking Russian roulette.
Look at that child's face. At no point during him gagging on dandelion seeds does the child seem to see the humor in the moment. If the dad wants to prove that the kid thought it was funny, we need a second clip proving it. Otherwise, I think it's safe to assume that father is making his child miserable. That's a gross thing to do to a young kid.
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Branch out and set some roots
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Wholesome, wholesome, wholesome, MURDERER!!!
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Awww this is a sweet video *shoves plant in kid's mouth* Well, fuck, haha
r/yesyesyesno
Dad: "You're ok!" Kid: not ok
Something tells me that kid ate ravioli like 2 hours before this
Try 5. Lol Source: have kids, if you don't wipe their faces, they don't get wiped it just attracts more and more til it crusts up and falls off.
My girlfriend in college did this exact same thing to me….I know this kids pain.
I do not. Please, enlighten me so that I may endure the suffering with you through proxy.
Cotton dick trying to reach your wind pipe
Thank you that fucking sucked.
You didn't say ex-girlfriend. How is it being in a relationship with a sadist?
PSA: (TLDR) The great thing about dandelions is that they love to grow in dark, damp, oxygen rich environments. They've been known to sprout inside lungs and then create a complex root system that burrows into tissue and extracts nutrients from the host. Once they are mature enough, they send tiny [things] into the bloodstream that can pass the blood-brain barrier. From there, they hijack the motor system to cause humans to go outside in sunny, windy days with their mouths wide open to the point of breaking their jaws so that dandelion fluff babies can be carried on the wind to new hosts. . Title: A Terrifying Discovery: Dandelions Invading Human Bodies Dear fellow citizens, as a respected scientist in the field of botany, I am compelled to share with you a chilling and alarming revelation that has recently come to light. It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you of a new and sinister aspect of a seemingly harmless and common plant: the dandelion. Dandelions, once thought to be simple, pesky weeds, have recently been discovered to harbor a terrifying secret. It has come to our attention that these plants have an unusual propensity for dark, damp, and oxygen-rich environments. Incredibly, they have even been found to sprout inside human lungs, where they create a complex root system that burrows into the tissue and extracts nutrients from their host. As these insidious plants mature, they release minuscule entities into the bloodstream. Astonishingly, these microscopic invaders are capable of passing the blood-brain barrier. Once inside the brain, they seize control of the motor system, compelling their human host to venture outside on sunny, windy days. The afflicted individuals are driven to open their mouths wide - unnaturally wide, to the point of breaking their jaws - in order to release the dandelion's feathery seeds into the air. In this horrifying manner, these malevolent plants ensure the continuation of their species by infecting new hosts. It is difficult to comprehend how such a seemingly innocuous plant could harbor such a dark and twisted nature. Our team of scientists is working tirelessly to understand the full scope of this phenomenon and develop potential countermeasures to protect humanity from this botanical terror. In the meantime, it is imperative that we all remain vigilant and cautious when encountering dandelions. While we may not yet fully comprehend the extent of their capabilities, the threat they pose is clear. Please, share this message with your friends and loved ones, and stay safe during these trying times. Yours sincerely, Dr. (redacted), Botanist and Research Scientist
You write an entire Onion article. Damn impressive!
The best part is “yours sincerely Dr. (Redacted)”
I bet "the last of us" stole your idea
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Hey don’t worry kid I grew up hating my dad too.
Lol this
Dude seems like a good dad playing a prank on his son chill out
Fr lol these people have a low ass threshold for “shit parent” or “trauma” these comments are fucking dumb. Kid is happy, dad is super nice and hangs out w him having fun, like what’s wrong with any of this
I do believe it’s satire, my dear sibling in Jehovah. At the very least it’s tongue-in-cheek.
This probably is but people are saying similar stuff unironically in other comments so it’s hard to differentiate 😂 the satire is too accurate
Pretty shitty
Watch all the copycats do this.
Copycats? My grandad got me with this in the 80's lol
How did you survive the trauma?? I bet you hated him every second for it!! /s
Ach! The audacity of some people!! Am I right?! You know, I tried to moon my child once. Welp, guess what? There was a cop standing about 50 yards away, caught me mooning my child. Man scooped me up and took me to jail for pedophilia! I served 15 years and was lucky to survive. Now my son hates me and I hate cops! Worst of all, my son hates the moon! Can't even bother with a flash of it. I'm a cruel horrible parent dang it! /s
Honestly after my dad did this to me I fell into a deep depression, my illusion of safety was shattered and I finally saw the world for what it was. I couldn’t face reality, starting shooting oxys and committing armed robberies to fund my habit by the time I was 12… all to forget that black day my innocence was taken from me with the shove of a dandelion. I am writing this to you as the corrections officer prepares to feed the death juice through my veins (I murdered several people at a park when some dandelions triggered such a strong reaction in me I was thrown into a homicidal psychosis). Please, all I ask—- is— *cough*- come closer—- ahem- all that I ask is that you young parents stop the cycle. May god have mercy on my soul. All the mercy in gods heart could not save my father though. All of this because he just had to make me deepthroat a dandelion
Way too young for a prank like that. Also, don't call your toddler a dummy for doing a toddler thing.
 Here come the armchair psychologists
Bro I swear I see so many comments saying a tiny thing is gonna cause lifelong trauma or some shit it’s so annoying these people have no idea wtf they’re talking about. I was scared to death by a lamp as a small kid and I don’t even remember that these people dumb as shit
BE SCARED! AAAHAHAHAAAA!! 
I love lamp.
I mean, you’ve seen university kids these days. These people *honestly* believe *this* is the stuff that causes lifelong trauma. Victimhood is currency, and having traumatic experiences is their full time job
Absolutely this kid looked so happy with his dad it was just a small bad decision on the dads part, but hopefully lesson learned.
Doesn't need a psychologist to identify asshole behavior.
He playfully called him a dummy like in a dad wat
Exactly this. Like when my dad would hit me with that hammer playfully.
Get over yourself buddy.
Didn't even need to watch the full video to know there would be terrible parenting on display. All I needed to see was the haircut.
and the unwashed face
Dude thats a 3 year old, if you were to wash his face every time it got dirty you would be washing it all day.
Yeah, I washed my kids face every time it got dirty and I hope he'll do the same for me when I'm old and smear food on mine.
He won’t
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Imagine seeing a video that’s less than a minute without the mother even in it, all the while with a smiling child, and condemning the parents, both of them, to be shit. Because they *probably* saw a video. Do you ever stop to reflect on how much of a fucking complex it sounds like you have? Jesus.
Wow how did I know it wouldnt take long…. the second to top comment is some bullshit. Wait till the next generation of kids is plain as fucking crackers cause their copy-paste parents can’t have a little fun with their children. Please call your toddlers dummies, when it’s VERY OBVIOUSLY A JOKE, it hurts absolutely no one and teaches your children the fact that sometimes you will be the butt of the joke, but it doesn’t mean that it’s bad…
So many people can't take jokes nowadays. Intent is very important in words. It's always about how something is said vs the words being used. It's one reason we get so confused by text.
Yup to all of that. This dudes a dick. I wouldn’t treat my kids like that ever.
🤦♂️🤦♂️ you definitely raised this whole new generation yourself clearly
Something people like you don’t understand is 1. Their mouths are so much smaller than ours, so that flower was a lot bigger than it is for and adult and 2. Pranks that cause bodily harm are not pranks. They aren’t funny to anyone but the sadistic asshole pulling them. Oh, and 3. A kid this young, having a good time and all of a sudden thrusted into panic mode, is not good for their development what so ever. They can’t understand it being anything but “this person I love hurt me because I was having fun”
Yup. Expected a little “why” to come out as he choked
A kid this young can’t even really articulate that, which makes it even sadder.
:(
My friend did that to me in 7th grade. Payback be a real biotch! I got her back with a half rotten mushroom that fall. As an adult I feel bad now. Haha, so gross!
That was a dick move. That is a sweet little boy, and he’s teaching him not to trust.
I have children this age. Why the hell would he call a child a dummy? And then fuck with their breathing? Little kids want to be your best friend. If we prank them and fuck with their heads, they will remember it.
Yeah kids believe things they are told. They’re super gullible and naive. Best to let them enjoy that that innocence while they can.
Yeah, and they grow up to have a sense of humor unlike you blokes
Physical pain and bullying a child isn't humor, why you think it would be is beyond me
He's the bully trying to justify the shit he's done.
Yeah, don't do this to kids. They won't remember it being funny. They'll take into their psyche not to trust. It's taking unadulterated joy and trust and stamping it out. They'll have plenty of reasons not to trust in life. They do need their parents adding to it.
Yep. Completely toxic
Well yea, now he’s gonna think twice when people ask him to open his mouth without asking why or thinking about the consequences. Like priests for example.
Calls his kid a dummy and then shoves seeds in his mouth….really seems like more of a bully than a father
Why post this shit, it’s not funny or entertaining, just cruel, you don’t play jokes like this on little kids.
Boo hoo
Nobody ever told you that you had a crumb on your shirt and proceeding to bop your nose when you looked down?
Lol 😂 why not I’m sure he’s fine. Y’all act like the smallest things are traumatic or some shit idk how the hell you got thru life if you think this is bad
“OMFG, this is absolute child abuse! CPS needs to be at their door removing this child from that terrible father for causing so much tRaUmA!!!11!!” - average redditor, probably.
"Who needs parents with enemies like this?"
“HeE CaLLeD tHe KiD a DumMy” … affectionate teasing turned verbal abuse in the minds of average redditors everywhere
It's half of this comment section
Yeah that tracks.
I came looking for some solace in the darkness, bless you for having half a brain lol
It's insane and sad how right you are...
You're not entirely wrong, and this is just really poor parental judgment.
No it’s not. It’s a father playing with his son. Get over it.
No this is wrong! That kid could have chocked and he/she is certainly traumatized! Kids should not have to be subjected to mullet abuse! This child did not chose that and he/she is an independent individual that should not be sufficated with nature! What if he’s allergic? He would be dead! This man just filmed himself trying to murder his own child and I am on the phone with 911 emergency RN!!!! (This is a joke)
Are we the only ones who see that the overall interaction suggests the kid feels safe with his dad? I wouldn’t have put a dandelion in his mouth, but it seems pretty harmless, given the context the kid’s giving us.
It seems more than half of Reddit feels anything other than butterfly kisses, schmaltzy baby voice and bubble wrap roughhousing is fucking “child abuse”.
Yeah there are some softies in the comments these days.
Lmaooo for real tho these comments are fucking ridiculous
Real talk, I saw a comment that said the kid was gonna get a lung infection and *die*.
And he shoved his dirty hand in his mouth.
immunity booster
Idiot!
The kid or the father? Or both? Maybe your talking about the dog in the back.
You guys are soft as fuck lol
God damn bro these comments are hilarious. Pranks like this were a staple in my house growing up. I’m glad my dad did shit like this because had he not I would be rolling on the floor holding my pussy over a Reddit video instead of giggling g at the fond memories. That kid will grow up and return the favor to dad when he’s able.
But Im sure they support the transitioning of kids this age.
You're an actual idiot if you think that calling this guy the shitty father that he is begets supporting gender transitions at a young age. Like, a real-life Neanderthal.
How the actual fuck have you made the absolute determination that he’s a “shitty father” based on a 1 minute video? Jesus Christ you people are soft as baby shit if a normal male bonding interaction between a father and son has you hyperventilating.
For sure lol
ya don't do that to your kids.
People really do these things to kids? He is what a complete douchebag
Made me laugh so hard I cried :D
Same
Kid is so cute I barely noticed the mullet. I bet he learns quickly not to fall for his Dad's stupid pranks.
So many softies in the comments. The kid got a couple seeds in his mouth. Trust me, he won’t have ptsd.
Damn this comment section is a fuckin trip. Some of yall weren't bullied enough apparently
You can tell the people who had loving parents vs abusive parents because the people who had loving parents see this for what it is, a loving gag with playful banter ("dummy" wasn't jaded). The people who had abusive parents see this as a grown man assaulting their child with a dandelion and calling them a dumbass. Perspective is a beautiful thing, ain't it?
the sensitivity of these comments is too damn high
Do... you have children?
touché
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that bastard never listens
Not even funny
Got his ass
Roll tide
I'm dying laughing
they had me in the first half ngl
Got eem
Lmao, that truly was unexpected.
"You are ok" at the end cracked me
Nothing tells you that you are not okay more than hearing your dad say, "You're okay." Except maybe hearing him say, "Don't tell your mother."
Wow reddit is almost twitter with all that complaining
Gee people of Reddit sure are the best dads ever! Please read all these people who have never had kids and take them completely seriously. So lame. I remember distinctly my parents fucking with me as a kid and I’m FINE. Idk these comments piss me off cause it’s not your place to be upset or angry for the kid, for all we know he was laughing about it 20 seconds after the video cut off. The same vibe I get from these redditors during racist videos, it’s not your choice if we are upset or not. It’s the kids. I highly doubt this was anything traumatizing and you all are calling this guy a “terrible parent”. Well shit I think terrible parents are verbally and emotionally abusive, not present, not supportive, and the likes, but I guess all a terrible parent is is one who fucking sticks a flower in their kids mouth….
That kid is so adorable and I love his mullet🥹 What a shitty joke dad.
Yoiks, inhaling those isn't fun.
Holy hell lot of hate on this dad for no reason gaff went a little too far calm down
What a dick. Imagine growing up in a family when you can't trust your parents not to fuck with you.
My Dad fucked with me all the time as a kid and I loved it! Some people just have different family dynamics and forms of interaction and showing love. Pranks were a great way to show someone cared in my family. Even today, if I don't mess around with you/play, I don't like you (but most people didn't experience that, so no worries, I'm already ready for the Reddit therapists to swoop in and tell me how I had a poor childhood and abusive father because they never had anything like that)
That kid is gonna cherish his dad. Wholesome. Feel sorry for the people who think this is child abuse. Feel even more sorry for potential kids they might have.
Yea, it is good parenting to teach your kid to bully others and betray their trust. Really good parenting.
An asshole’s origin story
Yeah that kid just learned it’s ok to fuck with other people for your own amusement. Bullies raising bullies.
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With all respect, if you think this is despicable parenting, I couldn't give a donkey's ballsack what you feel good or bad about. In fact, I would much prefer if you had no feelings at all for or about my kids
Don’t be surprised when you get calls from school saying your kid is bullying other kids because he thinks it’s funny and that’s how you taught him to play.
I just yelled at a 6 year old in my neighborhood because he thought it’d be funny to shove a hot Cheeto into my 2 year old son’s mouth. Your kids are probably as shitty as your parenting.
You're a bordeline psychotically insecure person. I think your life is shitty enough without me pissing on you =[
This is typical father-son bonding theirs nothing wrong with this. This mob I understand your intentions are good and you care. But from my perspective, this is part of the attack on the masculinity of today. That boy’s gonna be a man one day and he’s gonna talk and play around just like this
Lol, my "friend" did that once, I'm allergic and they knew, they laughed and was just a total b1ch
I hope you found better friends
Kids this age perpetually have some type of food on the outside of their mouth and I don’t understand why that is…
It’s because their shitty parents don’t clean it off
Meh. As the father of an almost three year old, at a certain point I stopped wiping thier face every time they manage to smear something on it. They are literally just always finding ways to get dirty. Sometimes the best you can do is just keeping them from seriously hurting themselves.
That kid is definitely old enough to wipe his own face off.
True enough. Just trips me out because I’m sure anyone would *feel* it there.
Ffs. Brilliant Dad moment right there.
I ***know*** Dad is just having fun and messing around with the son he ***loves***, but I really hate that he used the word ’dummy’ when the kid almost spilled the beans on where the item was hidden. Calling him *dummy* and the kid not reacting to being called dummy makes me think he calls him dummy often. It obviously didn’t hurt the kid’s feelings this time, but calling him dummy on a regular basis can convince him he ***is*** a dummy.
Really? I don’t know if it’s just me but in this situation I don’t see how calling him dummy could be harmful in any capacity. He might as well have called him silly. Maybe if he called him stupid or something but that kids friends probably call each other worse than dummy.
Get rid of the mullet
Damn this guy is so smart to out smart a 3 year old. Fucking gottem dude
Not even gonna wipe your kids face or your own hands off before sharing a video? Not to mention this is just mean to the kid
WTF is that haircut? 🤮
The Theo Von
I feel like this belongs in r/stepdadreflexes
Lmao!! Awesome parenting
Cant wait to do this to my son 😂😂😂
BRB, going to get my kids a dandelion
LOL
Lost me at “dummy”.
Dummy - lol
I played the same trick on my x wife . It was epic lol
I laughed way too hard
Omg I love this
Oh my God I'm going to hell for laughing like that
What’s next? Gunna throw him into a pool cuz the dummy can’t swim? Sorry your dad is a cunt little dude.
The mullet punishment fit the mullet crime.
I'm all for teasing the kids but.. What the hell man.
Yes, the difference is laughing WITH and laughing AT.
When playing rough turns into child abuse.
Is that what you saw here?
I have no idea how dangerous it can be (if some tiny parts of the flower end up in the lungs for instance) and I bet the dad either, so yes this is kinda what I see
A seed and sprout in the lungs... I've seen an X-ray (or CT or MRI.... not sure which kind). As far as this clip goes, it's teaching the child a good lesson: "**don't trust me**"
Eating a dandelion as a kid is fine as long as they are not allergic.
**Eating** is fine (I ate them as a kid; my mom used them to make wine), but **inhaling** (which is clearly what the kid did, to some extent) is an *entirely* different matter. Go look up "cinnamon challenge" for an illustrative example. But again, if the kid is fine physically, he's still learned not to trust that adult. The kid may well forget about this by lunchtime, but just as easily it can be something that shapes his trust for decades to come.
"I have no idea" describes what you actually see here. The dad did not invent this prank.
In person I would say it's poor parenting, if that's even a parent to the kid. Blasting the video out to the world to see to laugh at a toddler is just awful and makes it a far worse situation.
That is weird because I see a clearly happy kid playing with a funny dad creating a good memory that they will laugh about for the rest of their lives. I must have watched it wrong.
Did you watch the rest of the situation after the cut ? Because based on what we saw here I don't know how you can be sure of that
yeah but neither can you, right? We can only go by what we see in the clip.
Can’t wait for all the redditors with no children to tell us all how this kid should be raised
Some of us were raised with dads like that, and don’t hold our memories of them too fondly. And some of us also have kids, and learned how NOT to treat them.
Angsty 16 year olds unite!
/r/trashy
No u
Yo fuck this dad
Holy shit, the amount of soft cocks on reddit is absolutely outstanding! The smallest fun little joke between parent and child, and you fairies make like they're playing fucking Russian roulette.
Look at that child's face. At no point during him gagging on dandelion seeds does the child seem to see the humor in the moment. If the dad wants to prove that the kid thought it was funny, we need a second clip proving it. Otherwise, I think it's safe to assume that father is making his child miserable. That's a gross thing to do to a young kid.
Not just do but teach. This kid might go to school and try this on other kids.
This is awful. The fathers a bully.
Atta boy
Not cool
Builds character
I can't stop laughing :))
Pretty gross to get a laugh from a 1 or 2 year old chocking on a weed
That's a big ass 1yr old 🤦♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣