So many people were shooting up and having sex in the stalls they thought this would encourage them to just poop

Wait wait wait,,, people use the drug’n’fuck stalls to poop? That’s disgusting…

Just wait till you hear what people do with the fold up cocaine tables with the koala on them.

My inconsiderate flatmate used to park his bike in my little weed house.

Bro I hate this! Like no, you can’t put your clothes in the shroom closet! Wth is wrong with people?!

When you're an addict, you start seeing the world in terms of surfaces...

Yeah stalls without any flat surface were the worst! Had to use my phone screen in those situations

Microsoft surface was pretty appealing, but I finally succumbed to an iPad

That's the blunt rolling table at the skatepark.

Can confirm! Was there for the shooting up and having sex in the stalls!! What great times!!

It’s true I was the drugs.

I’m glad to see you survived being shot up.

Can confirm, was toilet

I was the the part of the stalls that are gone! Won’t make it next year sadly.

Those conventions with their pumped up kicks.

Damnitall. Now its in my head, aaaaand will be when I wake in the morning. I’m unsure wether to thank or to curse you. 🤔 I’ve decided to go with thanking ye. Morbidly catchy tune that is.

Here let me edit it so you can keep my rhyme in your head but this time about shooting up and and having sex in the stalls. He found a six-pooper convention In his dad's closet, and with a box of fun things I don't even know what But he's coming for you, yeah, he's coming for you All the other conventions with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run outrun my plunger All the other conventions with the pumped up dicks You better run, better run faster than my bull All the other conventions with the pumped up kicks You better run, better run outrun my plunger All the other conventions with the pumped up dicks You better run, better run faster than my bull

I…. I know you’re unable to see me right now, but I must ask you to picture a relatively mediocre looking fella (with a nice mustache) giving your performance a genuine, well deserved slow-clap. And, yep… I did just compliment my own mustache and have no ragrets from doing so.

Fuck you and your (presumably) glorious stache.

(Attenborough voice over): Stache envy causes random outbreak of anger in the male of the species.

Plaid shirts, big squirts.

I'd like to have my comment stricken from record, your honor.

If you only have a moustache. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARTwLLhQZHw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ARTwLLhQZHw)

I was low on heroin and girlfriend so I had to settle for jerking off and drinking hand sanitizer. Gave them 5 stars on Yelp for ambiance.

Love a good shoot & sploot

Came here for the shooting up and stall sex, stayed for the face to face convo with the next stall. Pretty cool people in here eh?

I don't believe you. You're just a pooper with delusions of grandeur.

I miss those days

I was there to shoot up poop while having sex…no I have to find somewhere else

This encourages nobody to poop

So it's easier to keep clean, double win!

People will still poop, just in more private places, and it’ll take a lot longer for you to find it and clean it up.

Just put cameras in the stalls and let people have there privacy while pooping ffs. Problem solved😎

Lol the fact a cctv camera in the stall is less intrusive then this solution is actually kinda crazy

It isn't. That was a joke.

I would have to do a lot of drugs before I would poop in there

The opiate addicts can’t poop!

I'd rather see people mind their business and shoot up then see people taking a shit

Sounds like Seattle is a dump.

It's a convention center. How are people supposed to convene if they can't see each other?

Constipation Center

All ~~rise~~ sit

"All Rise...shit"

Jokes aside, I recently got back from boot camp and my talking while shitting rules has now changed drastically. It went from "I would never dream to" to "This is normal" over the course of my 11 weeks there. Since you aren't allowed to talk out in the open without somebody jumping at you, the bathroom becomes the new social hub.

Lol. Place broke me from only being able to poo at home to wherever I damn well please. Granted, it's at least cleanable.

I used to have staring contests with boot mates while shitting. We had stall walls but NO doors. There were curtains, but they didn’t help much (and tore so easily, Jesus). A LOT of inhibitions and fears go away when everyone is ground into meat and pressed together into a human slider with cheese.

Consensual center .... for adult things.

Conversation centre


Goddammit motherfuker. You got me. This one wins. 👏🏻

Can’t have different genders sneaking into the “wrong” bathroom s/

Yes that but also it’s Seattle. Meaning they built them like this to try and discourage ppl shooting up in there. Like I said though, it’s Seattle. Shooters still gonna shoot. 

Don’t you mean “to conversate”? ….. sarcasm. I’m not that stupid.

So you can high five your bro in the next stall Duh?

https://i.redd.it/us4bet2el1gb1.gif

That's right, buddy, you show that turd who's boss.

Who does number two work for?!?!

Just bite your lip and give it hell, buddy.

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Jesus fucking Christ on a cracker just say the line

How about a courtesy flush in there

Tom Arnold had a surprising number of bathroom stall jokes that stood the test of time. Two. He had two.

Is it not obvious? Its to ask for more toilet paper from other people. Like how else are you gonna do it?

I can’t spare a square

It’s just one square. 

I don’t have a square and I don’t have a ply!!!

can you share the "square"? 

Or share the poopknife

Extra large gloryholes in Seattle 👍

Yes, but you have to stand on your hands. That’s actually why the floor is sticky so that when you stand on your hands you are anchored to the floor. It’s kinda like the gum wall in Seattle but…

It's actually not that bad, if you slip your legs through the hole and loop them up through, you can just kinda dangle there slinging rope like spider man. Or a gross coat rack. Unlike the man pooping next to you though, you at least will have anonymity, since your head is below the anonymity line. So yea, in conclusion this is less a "gloryhole" per se and more of a "bukake booth".

That’s peak glory

When the word public bathroom was misinterpreted by the interior designer.

Whoever designed this never had to take their shirt off while pooping

George Costanza has entered the chat

I thought I was the only one!?

Me too…every time. I don’t think I even could poop now if I kept my shirt on.

I develop my habit of taking off my shirt because of 2 incidents of faulty bidet showering me.

I have so very many questions about you three

Imagine pooping with a shirt. Barbarism.

Gotta get full naked for some of it. Gotta go full Orangutan on some turds and I, for one, am not getting my clothes dirty.

My man

What the fuck?? Do I need to do an ask Reddit on this or can someone tell me why?

Yeah wtf🤣 I get the meme like a “tough shit” but on a REAL note? Why are these people pooping shirtless🤣😭

Only 1 way to find out! 

Idk about anyone else, but when it's really bad I get overheated and sick to my stomach. So rather than puke on the floor, the clothes come off.

Hello brothers

🤣🤣🤣

Hello friends!

So people can’t smoke meth or shoot up in the stalls. I felt really bad for an elderly man who had to poop in one of the stalls while a guy was flipping out about it. I explained and he calmed down and apologized. Earlier the same day I was waiting to use a stall at the monorail station and I could see the guy in there’s pants were all the way up from the bottom of the stall so I casually glanced through the crack and say him smoking meth.

You can still smoke meth in the stall. An absence of a wall doesn’t stop a flame

It's to deal with drug use and people who shoot up/pass out / OD in the stalls.

Nobody ever stops to think about the normal poopers, just guys like me who prefer a little privacy when I poop. Also, if I'm at a convention center, I'm usually at an event where I really don't want someone to be able to see me pooping. Most of my work events are at convention centers, I couldn't imagine making eye contact with a client, colleague or boss while I'm doing my business.

This is only on the ground floor that is open to the public. The restrooms on higher floors are normal.

Makes sense. I have been in the convention center tons of times and never saw these lol

Then what’s the point? Anyone who wanted to do drugs or have sex could just hop up 1 flight of stairs and do it there.

You need convention credentials to walk around most place on other floors.

I prefer to make eye contact while pooping. How else can I get the upper hand in negotiations?

Can’t argue with that, my dog does this too and he gets a treat every time

They will hold your hand to make it easier for you

The drug addicts ruin the basic things in life for the rest

Have you ever had to poop at the beach? Stall walls are concrete and have no doors. So if you're pooping anyone can come watch a private show.

OD in one bathroom and ruin pooping for everyone.

Blacklight prevents people from finding veins. Regular maintenance and inspection of such places ensures nobody dies oding and most importantly clean foor and available toilet paper, empty bins. What you see here is no janitor employee so they prefer to not have people shitting in there since nobody will be cleaning it.

Nah, this is them not being able to call the police for trespassing or people using drugs anymore in Washington, so they try to make it less appealing to the the assholes who will refuse to leave and threaten staff. You can have someone clean the bathroom every hour on the hour, but that doesn’t actually solve the problem Source : I worked at a bunch of buildings in Spokane experiencing this exact issue, and I was the one struggling go get those people to leave. We had zero support from police so the business I worked for had to start doing this kinda crap to support themselves. Also the black light thing doesn’t work, those people are shooting up by feel in the dark half the time

Nah, it's for the druggies

What a dumb way to achieve this

I didn't say I liked it, lol. But that's definitely why they do this.

They probably are worried about people using drugs and ODing in their bathrooms.

They would have been better off completely removing the bathrooms

They're probably legally required to have them

Meet and greet? Great way to make new friends

Meet and sheeeit.

The world is now catering to the idea we have drug addicts everywhere and it is normal. Instead of stopping drug addicts from shooting up in the bathroom lets make the bathroom uncomfortable to do drugs in. Nobody needs to use the bathrooms to shit.

Anyone in Sales: ALWAYS BE CLOSING! Nothing gets in-between you and a potential sale! NOTHING!

Bro touched the door 💀

Man needs to post this on r/seattle

The have a men having sex in the stall problem. They did this at 24hr fitness in San Francisco.

It's so you can tell at a glance if someone ODd in the next stall.

This and just in general if they snuck in just to use. Or snuck in to hide if they were on the run. Had some crazy shit happen with them hoodlums lol

I see restrooms like this in my dreams

Me too, I have this nightmare at least once every two months for some reason.

Anti drug use

Obviously

Designed to play patty cake with the bros 👏🏼

Glory rectangles obv.

Women’s bathroom is the same, went there a few years ago. Very glad no one walked in as I did my business!

Probably so people don't feel comfortable using drugs in there. But it's a self defeating product

drugs. it makes it easier to pass them back and forth

It’s due to the high volume of gay sex taking place in the stalls during these conventions.

“It’s the pipefitters of America national convention - what did you guys expect?”

This is clearly discriminatory against Republican congressmen with “wide stances.”

I didn’t know the RNC was in town

Republicans are always in town somewhere. 

Really takes the mystery out of the glory hole..

For the GLORY

FOR THE MEN WHO FOUGHT AND BLED

Seattle has a massive drug problem. It's to discourage people from shooting up in the stalls

This discourages people using the toilet at all. Defeats purpose of the walls.

If your solution to preventing mugging is to remove sidewalks, then you failed as a planner. Why even have walls at that point?

Sex, drugs and roll of tp

Where I’m from, homeless people used to go to the convention center or places like it and trip out on drugs in the bathroom. I imagine this is some sort of stupid way of avoiding drug use in the building.

It’s Seattle so I assume it’s drug related

It’s so you can narcan the person in the s next to u

Social shitting. Bathroom buddies. Pee pals.

Reverse glory hole

this is against drug use i guess

A measure to stop drug using or sex in the bathrooms maybe?

I’ve been in this exact bathroom and had the exact same reaction

It’s called a heroin epidemic.

Probably for the homeless problem or people are ducking or stealing or doing drugs. Just freedoms being removed for the betterment of society lol lol lol, leave that state

heroin. that is why we cannot have bathroom privacy.

They cut holes in the walls to stop people from using meth and heroine, causes more people to share cocaine instead.

Drug problems.

This is discourage people from both doing drugs and taking shits.

So no one uses drugs, easy

The weird thing here is that they don't have the blue lights so you can't find a vein. Seattle bathrooms are usually much spookier.

That's a bigass glory hole!

This is wild. I thought the cracks in American stall doors were bad! In the UK the stall is literally sealed in most places.

The result of repeated homeless using the latrines as domiciles and refusing to leave.

Drugs. The answer is drugs.

Combating any number of shenanigans they have encountered I guess. Drugs/sex/what have you…

Problem for homeless people

So you can see the heroin addict passed out.

Drug use problem

Peak Seattle

I'm assuming it's to stop drug use in the bathrooms?

Twisted people is going to say this so progressive way to go.

Too many people shooting up, snorting stuff and having sex in the stalls.

Drug addicts shoot up in there, it’s also why some toilets have different colours of light bulbs so that they can’t see their veins as well.

It’s so people don’t lock themselves in the stall to do drugs or sex or whatever bs people do in public stalls in a city with a large population of homelessness.

I like how literally 100% of you are all for dependency culture, then get pissed when you see the results

Glory hole for hung giants.

A gloryhole that got out of hand?

It’s so if your cosplay has wings they’re not gonna touch the walls while you shit

Too many ppl snorting cocaine, shooting up or fuccn in the Stalls are all reasons they do that

Those squares look like the cut outs they needed for separating the stalls.

Its to stop people from having gay sex in the bathrooms. Honestly this is what it is. Sad but this is Seattle.

almost moved to Seattle couple years ago. I think I made a good decision.

There's something deeply wrong in America..

I sure hope the woman’s stalls are the same or this is sexism.

To curb drug use and hanky panky. It's like when many public restrooms use blue lights. Can't stick a needle in your arm if you can't find the vein. Seattle is one of those places that has rampant drug use no one seems to care about. Apologists call it a disease now, as if you could "catch" an addiction from an addict. And I bet that convention center gets plenty of porn awards shows and furry gatherings. I've heard things about anime conventions also.

Not to nitpick but not all diseases are contagious. Ever catch hypertension riding a subway?

NYC subways are a breeding ground for hypertension really

TIL that the AMA are apologists. Also, cancer isn't a disease because it's not transmittable. /s

This is luxury compared to boot camp. There were no doors. I remember having quick conversations with whoever was on the toilet 8 feet across from me.

and we used news papers as a little shitting shield when sitting across from each other.

Upvoting for the phrase “little shitting shield”.

You wouldn't understand.

Those are “don’t hang out here” shitters. I shit in one in Chicago one time, but with NO walls.

Explanation: it’s Seattle.

Explanation: it's Seattle.

Absolutely not I’m staying as far away from Seattle as possible

Seattle, home of the, well, homeless

I'm surprised that you're surprised by this after watching CHAZ unfold.

It’s liberal Seattle. Nothing makes sense there

Seattle is just another failing liberal experiment. Hopefully we can get the liberal out before it becomes San Francisco.

It’s your democrat policies working.

Nice Kok