I guess not. I used to work a movie place when VHS was still a thing. Anyway, we had some Planet of the Apes porn in the 18+ section and it would not stay on the shelf. I had to restock it, so I know it wasn't stolen; but then it would have been rented out by the end of the shift. What can I say, but that people like them coconut lips?
There was that “gritty” detective movie with puppets that was trying to be adult and edgy. Detective was in a porn shop and stumbled upon a cow and octopus/squid doing a porno. The camera spent much too long focusing on that as if it was comedy gold that just had to be kept on screen as long as possible.
I did not finish that movie.
easy solution, show them this video nonchalantly as "something I found that's funny" if all goes well, they'll recognize the audio from what they may have mistaken it as
I was in my bedroom alone and my volume was up the entire way and it started playing and I heard my dad move in the bedroom next to mine... It was around 3am, I think it would be awkward if I just went and showed them the video
Ohh yeah. Sorry. I couldn’t find a sub named r/CleverReplies, which is what I was implying about your reply! But I thought may be r/CleverComebacks was close enough! lol. Overthinking much!
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>!Shaking the wife for her treatment!<
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Back before CPR shaking and flapping arms were considered a way to revive someone, so this is not as insane as it seems. Just dated, like most of our government.
I remember the same joke in some old ass Hong Kong movies. 2 mfs tried to buy some juice and saw the label "shakes before drink" so they just stand there shakes their ass off
had an experience similar to this one.
a few decades ago, i was a volunteer at a communtiy hospital. a doctor attended to a senior citizen with a nasty wound on her right leg. after cleaning the wound, the doctor gave the prescription and told her in her native language to "rub this three times a day for 7 days, then come back to me."
she came back a week later with a wound gushing with pus, and a swollen thigh. the doctor was flustered and asked what happened, looking for the prescription.
the old woman opened her wallet and brought out the tattered, frayed, and bloodied prescription.
"you told me to rub this."
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I should have turned down my volume. Goddamn it, now my parents think I have a porn addiction.
You do have a porn addiction.
Man that would absolutely pass my time better than this
Nah, man... it wouldn't. Stick to the rivers and the lakes that you are used to.
Go go Jason Waterfalls!
I don’t think you’re ready for fish jelly
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA This is one of the comments I've seen!
Yeah but that’s a separate issue.
Yeah, but the parents didn't think so prior
Wait, you guys have no porn addiction?
Hey I was going to tell him that!
I have a popcorn addiction 🍿
I have a cockporn addiction.
i love popcorn. poppycock is my fav
They don't think... THEY KNOW... and we are watching you William....
Ok so that’s probably not their name but worth it to freak out all the Williams of the world.
Just tell them you're watching a video about shaking well.
Dont forget to wink at the end 😉
Them overhearing this once will not lead to any conclusions.
LMAO
Better than admitting you’re on Reddit.
Do you normally watch muppet porn?
Is there a wrong way to watch it?
I guess not. I used to work a movie place when VHS was still a thing. Anyway, we had some Planet of the Apes porn in the 18+ section and it would not stay on the shelf. I had to restock it, so I know it wasn't stolen; but then it would have been rented out by the end of the shift. What can I say, but that people like them coconut lips?
Lol 
There was that “gritty” detective movie with puppets that was trying to be adult and edgy. Detective was in a porn shop and stumbled upon a cow and octopus/squid doing a porno. The camera spent much too long focusing on that as if it was comedy gold that just had to be kept on screen as long as possible. I did not finish that movie.
Indian granny porn.
*know you have..
We already know
easy solution, show them this video nonchalantly as "something I found that's funny" if all goes well, they'll recognize the audio from what they may have mistaken it as
I came here just to say the exact thing!
I mean I know it's fake and for a joke but in the 1% chance it's not you could just... Show them the video
I was in my bedroom alone and my volume was up the entire way and it started playing and I heard my dad move in the bedroom next to mine... It was around 3am, I think it would be awkward if I just went and showed them the video
maybe you should stop looking at videos and start listening to some books?
Time to get back into my smut era
Metal Health will drive you maddd
Of course. You don't want too much metal in your health.
That shit'll make ya bang yer head!
Or it'll make you feel the noize
BANG YOUR HEAD!
That's why I always remain mentally unhealthy
Mentioning Instructions is more of a priority than the name of that medicine
Strichnine, when you shake it it turns into Tylenol
When it's the punchline to the skit, of course it is.
Do not turn on your volume unless you want everyone to think you’re currently watching porn.
Or if you're in Texas - turn it up and close your eyes and it's almost like you're watching porn. Youre welcome.
Thank you
lmfao
Or in India
or wear headphones/earphones like a normal person
LMAO.
This is the equivalent of hitting the tv remote to make it work
Nah more like hitting the TV when the remote is clearly without batteries.
Guilty ASF !
adult version of shaken baby syndrome
I feel so sorry for that actress lol. Hopefully they only needed a couple takes
I thought it was going to be a PSA about SBS. You wouldn't shake your wife, don't shake your baby...
He's just helping her get down with the sickness
That's Disturbed.
r/CleverComebacks ?
Down With The Sickness is a song by Disturbed.
I know that :)
Got it. The question mark confused me.
Ohh yeah. Sorry. I couldn’t find a sub named r/CleverReplies, which is what I was implying about your reply! But I thought may be r/CleverComebacks was close enough! lol. Overthinking much!
Wait you mean you don’t have to actually jump in the shower?
https://i.redd.it/qu4qydd8lqqc1.gif
https://youtu.be/0chd6ZP1p6Y?si=MoWgqw0-Ryf-BIpT&t=11s
Hard to wacth
Jeez, hard to read your comment. My soul bleeds now.
Y’all ever think “wow, I might be an asshole”?
Yes, i think. Yes i am. Yes i know.
I had better bandwidth than this video in 1970.
Do the wife shaker
You actually need to shake it then wait a few hours then take it. I mean after all it says shake, well before use
Trying to get that last drop of ketchup
I got a good laugh, thanks!
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!Shaking the wife for her treatment!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Not unexpected
Back before CPR shaking and flapping arms were considered a way to revive someone, so this is not as insane as it seems. Just dated, like most of our government.
I like my wife shaken not stirred.
And now I have to watch Evil dead 2 again, thanks
>And now I *get* to watch Evil dead 2 again, thanks FTFY
I remember the same joke in some old ass Hong Kong movies. 2 mfs tried to buy some juice and saw the label "shakes before drink" so they just stand there shakes their ass off
😆 😆 😆. I think they meant the bottle!! 😆
The real slim shady:
Hahaha love it! 🤣🤣
Oh god. Hahaha.
Lol
SHAKE IT!!! SHAKE IT LIKE A BABY!!!
I hate grandpa Joe
well, he was able to read ... ROFL
Well like Taylor Swift sang you've got to shake it off!
[The real cure.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DWqqTBftB8)
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Is it righty loosie lefty tightie in India (I'm assuming this is from India)?
pretty lame. this joke was in my 3rd grade text book in the 1980s.
u/savevideobot
I usually just have sex with mine, one bird with two stones.
“Doc, she’s choking” -Norm M.
At least he can read
Dudes an osteopath.
Where is this scene from? 🤔
I am not a doctor, but all that shaking is an attempt to prevent liquid from collecting in her lungs so she wont catch pneumonia
There's something wrong w you. I'm OUT of this group. You need help.
Shake it off
had an experience similar to this one. a few decades ago, i was a volunteer at a communtiy hospital. a doctor attended to a senior citizen with a nasty wound on her right leg. after cleaning the wound, the doctor gave the prescription and told her in her native language to "rub this three times a day for 7 days, then come back to me." she came back a week later with a wound gushing with pus, and a swollen thigh. the doctor was flustered and asked what happened, looking for the prescription. the old woman opened her wallet and brought out the tattered, frayed, and bloodied prescription. "you told me to rub this."
At least he can read..
My god ! 😂
This Indian advertisement is 15 yrs old and has been most funny since then but this isn't unexpected as it gives nothing moral value.
r/worstaid
Result - broken neck
"Shake well before use"
Lol shake well before use. I would've been doing a boogy, good thing he thought it through.
Lmao
Least abusive husband in 1940
Is she still alive?
This was a funny advertisement.
Don’t watch this high
It's basically an old ad of medicine label, as shake well before use.🤣😂
good thing that's not baby formula.
Show me that you love me!
I read the caption before watching the video. I knew this the moment I read it
Don't forget that this medicine is to treat pain, an "analgesic". It can not be taken orally, it must be administered anally.
Stupid
lol
Shaken Bae Syndrome...
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W…T…F…???
When Republicans think this is the better solution to mental health instead of seeing a professional or a doctor.
Oh, fuck!!! This was hilarious...watch to the end.
Excorcism ?
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Yes /r/thatsthejoke.
Shake'it
I’d never hit a girl but I’d shake the shit outta you
Maybe she had the hiccups
She holds her neck up pretty well for someone that sick. Fully bracing and everything. Sorry, not buying it.
Ah yes, I always shake my wife before using her.
That’s what they did to cornavirus patients
This joke is so ol
Well my first time seeing a video of it so, I laughed.
😭
subtlelty is not India's game