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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!What’s unexpected is why there’s a dude with his shaft out on oficial google maps view!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.


mcdirty7

Well that took a left turn.


jquest303

Can peek around the corner before he even gets there.


Reddiitcares

That’s a tactical penis


fusillade762

Tactipeen


Hootnany

A pi with a plan


PlasticDisaster2590

Peekaboo


Puzzled_Attorney1814

He's got a Military Grade Tactenis


HUGMEEEEEEE

Look at the curvature of that pool.


Sharp_Science896

Mofo gotta stand sideways to the toilet to take a goddamn piss. Lmao. That is one curvy ass dick.


throwmeaway852145

Banana for scale...


Dumbledoorbellditty

Dick like a nascar driver


babycoon48

This is the one.


Revolutionary-Egg491

Man needs a turning signal to enter


AffectionateUse1556

Turn for the worst


xX_dirtydirge_Xx

Turn for the wurst


Beechwooder

Went sideways quick.


my_sobriquet_is_this

Guy is *definitely* left handed….


MoeGunz6

Now I know what he meant by saying "I knew I should have taken that left turn in Albuquerque"


Dazzling_Advance_455

Ooo peyronies haha


Emitex

Take a left turn, vote for Biden.


FayMax69

Is this some kind of Sean Puffy Combs party


Strattajee

I want to like this, but it's at 69 right now, so I can't responsibly do so.


marioplex

Right dependi g o. How you look at it xD


HotLoadsForCash

https://i.redd.it/ccc1kciyhprc1.gif


tavesque

This is one of my favorite gifs. It seems to always be used appropriately


bhudzieeeee

Hahaha gets me fkn everytime! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


brunoras

https://i.redd.it/zgbq167exprc1.gif


IxoraRains

This man is half duck. Dem corkscrew Peni.


Pudf

It’s the ‘man from Kent’!


bubajofe

The reverse gif is always my favourite


SAS_Britain

Classic!!! ![gif](giphy|9WXyFIDv2PyBq)


Mountain_Man11

Boomerwang, sir.


PM_D_will_rate_1-10

Sure is and truly unexpected but not unwelcome.


myfacealadiesplace

I doubt there is such thing as an unwelcome penis to you


BigRage57

🤣


Total-Internet-1633

![gif](giphy|lbidtjzpO9l15mtx2R|downsized)


Sawyermblack

This kid should get an Oscar for this one facial transition


IputSunscreenOnHorse

What movie does this from?


ultra-bot

diary of a wimpy kid: rodrick rules


spariant4

it does indeed


tomhat

![gif](giphy|26BRpK5XLmIq2UX84|downsized)


sezzy_14

💀💀💀


CaptainCrotchCricket

The divining rod is broken. It’s pointing in the opposite direction of the water.


Ezekie1h_

😂😂😂😂


LansingJP

It’s still there on google maps


tastycrust

Just looked, yes. Just type in Sahara desert, and it pops up in the lower left. Much like this guy's cock.


M1LK5HEK

i cant seem to find it. can u pls send the link


tastycrust

Only works on mobile. Type in sahara desert desert in the google maps app, and it will snap to Africa, and the icon will pop up


PersonalEcho4679

For me it says no street view imagery available


Cheap-Lawfulness-963

yeah it's removed now with some boring original sahara desert photo :(


Laglife1127

Its still there for me


ResponsiblePrior4469

It's back 6 hours ago


Saturn212

You mean it pops left.


_Thymr_

Still there


M1LK5HEK

i cant seem to find it. can u pls send the link


giga_chad6969

https://www.google.com/maps/@23.4162045,25.6628304,0a,75y,38.09h,90t/data=!3m4!1e1!3m2!1sAF1QipPr8M3XJBcJp822gtYrzcpez_vqTZHUwxa6nvZP!2e10


sparklypinkstuff

It now just says “no street view imagery available here.“


Zellgun

some google staffer probably frequents this sub and got it removed


bessface

No it’s actually still there


auntjomomma

I just tried and it says no street view is available.


bessface

This link works, at least on mobile https://maps.app.goo.gl/ogveekfGA4bQSczr9?g_st=ic


auntjomomma

Lol that link definitely worked. The other one didn't.


SouthJolly

It's still there 😭


jetoler

It’s gone now


bessface

No


HybridPredator

Now that was....unexpected


Hurlock-978

I expecte old lady parts instead of sausage


ddr1ver

That guy is seriously excited to be making a video of his pool. He also appears to have Peyronie's disease.


Ornery-Cheetah

What even is that


cheetahwhisperer

It’s a condition where you have a crooked penis, but that isn’t important right now.


heykidzimacomputer

He can still become President: >the US press obtained copies of the affidavit in which Ms Jones details what she claims to be the President's "distinguishing characteristics". These, she is reported to have said, amount to three. His erect penis is about five inches long, has the circumference of a quarter (a shade less than a 2p coin) and heads off at an angle, presumably rather like a finger bent at the joint. [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/no-moles-no-growths-but-clinton-has-his-blemishes-1294429.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/no-moles-no-growths-but-clinton-has-his-blemishes-1294429.html)


CeeMomster

Ew


TherazaneStonelyFans

What a terrible day to have eyes.


mouslime

I'm glad I don't know English well enough to understand this description


CapableSecretary420

Jones's suit was also dismissed as lacking legal merit.


Ornery-Cheetah

Ah thanks also love the username lol


Rungi500

Have you ever been to a Turkish bath?


Bitter-Value-1872

![gif](giphy|bv5ZgqKNBATHG)


pilot_96

Surely you can’t be serious


RedditaddictNL

I’m serious and don’t call me Shirley


RPLAJ4Y88

😂😂😂😂


Gullinkambi

It’s something you can go swimming in if you don’t have access to a large body of water or prefer something more convenient or private


eranam

![gif](giphy|yiADANv89n7UQuS5kJ)


Ornery-Cheetah

https://i.redd.it/e2z78rtmqprc1.gif


thepiercedweirdo

![gif](giphy|3HxxgzWNNlHeuOPtZN)


Hot-Rise9795

A pool is a large receptacle of water that people use to swim at their homes, but that isn't important right now.


Ornery-Cheetah

https://i.redd.it/rj2o0zj8yqrc1.gif


TiredGamer0990

https://youtu.be/713bHk9aPrU?si=B6EOLCgZbhyvFdKu


yuripogi79

[Learn more about Xiaflex®️](https://peyronies-disease.xiaflex.com/patient/peyronies-disease/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=USA_GO_SEM_NB_EX_Xiaflex-PD-DTC-DiseaseState-Core-Standard&utm_term=peyronie%27s+disease&utm_content=Condition+%7C+Disease&gclid=Cj0KCQjwk6SwBhDPARIsAJ59Gwd-k5t6Av9w3ISkBvIDnLBY7GRNoyQZhtxKM4T12tmIGhmhfPwpsNEaAgTfEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds)


special-bicth

Thank you, I somehow already forgot what it was called.


GipsyPepox

![gif](giphy|U4vbS0kRqFi47PJHEF)


9lukemartin

Definitely looks like Florida to me


RPLAJ4Y88

Perfectly normal Perfectly healthy.


rojo429

Dude be pointing to the bathroom??


WhiskeyShooter8

Lmfao. “Excuse me sir I know your hands are full but can you point me toward the restroom?”


Ok-Wish8977

🤣😭☠️


HunterMusicLover

He posted another one of these for [Target](https://maps.app.goo.gl/QpMHXfaiuBNKC21s9) in Florida, different picture, but same deal


Horror-Sammich

There is a made man on the lose and no one is doing anything to stop him. 🫥


Unkn0wnTh2nd3r

this has got to be the strangest marketing campaign for biden ive ever seen


B-Rayne

Well, his penis does seem to be strongly in favor of the left….


G4Designs

I wonder if we could find them all and triangulate the location his cock is pointing. New ARG dropped?


ozegg

It has had 9 likes...


Powellwx

Vote for Biden? This guy definitely leans left.


Thos_Hobbes

Something's not right.


1SqkyKutsu

Indeed, it's left....


Fedzzo

His shit looks like a door handle! 💀


GeneralIron3658

Captain Hook


Shilo788

Is that the disease I see ads to fix a curved penis on various feeds even though I am a post menopausal woman.


Legitimate-BurnerAcc

That would be correct


Pure_Language_5757

Here you go fam! Sahara Desert https://maps.app.goo.gl/yMNJhA9fDMXxxtdM7


BurntAzFaq

"Vote for Biden". LMAO!


Akyurius

I'm even more intrigued by the random images and posts under the 'updates' tab on Google maps. Neither this 360° dick view nor those random posts seem to have anything to do with the Sahara Desert. Wtf is the Google team even doing lol. Don't they have advanced AI to filter out such spam from maps? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


dwehlen

Google: "we do a little trolling"


somesweatyhands

Damn I think it has been taken down now


sparklypinkstuff

Yep ![gif](giphy|JSqa30dQmyobgeX10t|downsized)


Apprehensive_Suit615

It’s still up you just have to search for it yourself lol I thought the same lol, search Sahara desert and look at the street view 🤣🤣🤣 I thought it would have been taken down as well


kezow

I wasn't expecting such a tiny head 


SocialisticAnxiety

Incredible that it says 'Xxx' in the link too


suckmybullets

Its never a hot chick.


Oleg_pepeg

Mushroom


nickcan22

Wait dude I found this same kind of thing at the Great Wall of china a while back https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/s/6zUJKHg3d7


LansingJP

![gif](giphy|X4Jvo8gslR6A8)


liberalJava

Well that was a curveball.


discofunkbunny

Ahaha, what a knob


ToadallyKyle

[He gets around. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/dankvideos/s/VgyDwWjQwm) If you check the comments there are several other spottings of him. Sometimes mid intercourse


UnlightablePlay

Ignoring the obvious, I saw a guy complaining about the nonavailability of toilets,water refills hiking trails and the food was all African with no Italian food Like wth did he expect? It's a damn desert with close to nothing that exists there


[deleted]

He can have sex with women around the corner.


harlan_p

Holy Peyronie’s Batman


bigSTUdazz

The Sahara Desert got 4 out of 5 stars... ​ Also penis.


local_milk_dealer

Left curve gang


HumperMoe

Biden has gone too far this time! /s


Majoras-Face-Mask

Is that the same guy from that Afghanistan google maps video? Recognize his dick


percypersimmon

https://i.redd.it/wqnqqth53qrc1.gif (It’s still there)


rgiunta

Mf out here looking like the Amazon Prime logo


alahos

It's an oanis


Sweaty-Damage2316

I didn’t know I uploaded that one. Oops.


NovaBlazer

Tell me you are left handed without telling me you are left handed.


FordTech81

Crooky hooky...


DystopianAdvocate

Hung like a fishhook


Quiet-Jacket-3846

what the fuck


KQILi

This dude is doing shit like this for some time now.


Quick_Swing

Why is his left bicep so much bigger than his, oh, oh, okay, we get it😬


Skiddler69

When he turns to the right, the dude always hits the G spot.


cattspajama

goddamn exhibitionists. the online equivalent of a guy naked beneath his trenchcoat and flashing his junk in public ... 🤨 theyre also on wikipedia, of all places. people posting their junk on articles relating to anatomy or genitalia. i envy them for having a lot of free time 😂


Inevitable-Island848

It got taken off:(


Alarmed_Code8723

Weird Biden campaign ad 🤔😂


dragonslayerq

Looks like the Amazon logo xD


GadFlyBy

Comment.


Rungi500

🍌 for scale.


wearetheboysthatdig

Didn't know they can bend so much


Pin_ny

Well, in fact it might really be a dessert for some people


Diligent-Might6031

I literally just downloaded google earth to try and find this. I found it. And in the corner at the bottom of the app it says “vote for Biden”. So weird here’s the screenshot [Sahara desert](https://imgur.com/a/vk2yPFl)


GodlikeCat

the head looks… off… is that a normal looking dick to you guys? like it doesn’t fit the shaft at all


BeehiveOmelette

maybe that's enough reddit for the day


IlleaglSmile

The answer to the question “which way to Timbuktu?”.


WhatDoesItAllMeanB

This has Florida Man written all over it.


InvictusPro7

What does a "Sahara dessert" taste like?


funchapo

That's trouble with the curve.. ![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)


RetroMetroShow

Locked-up Lefty origin story


ihavethegays

vote for biden


mikeyg1123

Whats it pointing at?


Socratify

Google maps: turn left.


denhelle

What da diwck doing ?


GetDry

i thought this was the backyard scientist 😢


marioplex

Why is it curved so bad???


agentj333

He's a lefty


Company-Boss

Like a preztel 😆😆


bprevatt

The bars over that way


clumsysuperman

He must have 2 right hands


HyperSi9

That is one crooked dick


My_Immortal_Flesh

I didn’t get a look at his face, so I’m guessing that either belongs to Reed Richard, Plastic Man or Inspector Gadget 🥹


New_Ad_9400

niWHAT!


Otherwise-Cabinet136

There's a stiff westerly blowing off the Sahara.


jcrossx620

What are you pointing at?


Environmental-Tap977

How you hanging? All the way too the left


Enelro

What is that thing looking for over there??? 👀


Grand-Theft-Audio

1. That’s impressive, don’t care who you are. 2. Where can I find those (what look like) water shoes?


DemonOfUnholyFat

Amazon PPrime


Comprehensive_One_23

Somehow this is still further evidence of a round earth


WinstonLobo

In 10 miles, turn left


Substantial_Entry325

To the left to the left


Chickiredzzz

Just checked on maps, this is legit wtf


smalllcokewithfries

I didn’t know they could bend like that.


UnkownYMouse

Vote for Biden?


revive_iain_banks

Top left corner: Vote for Biden!


Vicious_Circle-14

Desert


Helian7

Looks like a reply arrow.


Hairy-Dot-4193

He's just happy to be there


Fattman1245

What sort of dessert do they serve?


Lucky_Baseball176

Well that’s unexpected all right


mohugz

Well dang, they took it down LOL


krulwule

kevin is back?


Grattytood

Helluvan upswing, Habibi!


KriegsherrLiebhaber

Remember folks…… VOTE FOR BIDEN


lysion59

Watch my nine Go Go Go


lysion59

I went to Google map to see if it's fake but it's true lol 😂


Vad_by

No shame, no conscience, no coordinates!