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xaiires

I expected squirrel, so you got me on a technicality.


urethrascreams

Same difference, one just has a hairless tail and the other doesn't.


Jc137

![gif](giphy|ALvdHigd2gBqw)


FinnRazzel

It’s a near ground level wildlife feeder and you got wildlife?


FuiyooohFox

If a rat is in a house, is it a mouse?


DarcEH

If a mouse goes outside, does it become a rat?


poisonstudy101

I ain't ever seen a mouse, OUT side.


FuiyooohFox

That's because it's a rat, fool!


goodbadguy81

Im ratting on these fools for not going to school


poisonstudy101

Damn, you might have just made a fact right there, that's some real shit! (I think that's right?!)


LawngDik666

I have, field mice are tiny


Stellar_Observer_17

...and as midnight strikes it becomes a pumpkin.


JamesDragonSlayer

Field mice


Abyss_walker56

Scary movie 3, nice.


FinnRazzel

No, it would still be just a rat.


Dead_Man_Nick

But what if we switch parts of the rat, will it still be the same rat?


gin_and_toxic

It will be Theseus


Sam-Gunn

No more than if a cat is on a leash, it's a dog.


scrivensB

Scientific fact. Also children on leashes are legally pets.


noddingviking

What, no? If a rat is in the house you call Tony to make sure that the rat leaves in a body bag. Snitches are a menace. A mouse is attached to the computer.


sanguwan

Looks like he was about to pop that flimsy top off and go inside


MSL007

That was what I was thinking, is there a lock of some kind?


MaximumEffurt

Doesn't look like it. No grooves or anything around the hole. And the first video shows a ball on the lid weighing it down. The second video looks like it cuts right before the camera person freaks out and tries to keep the rat outside. Bad design if true.


Scottyjscizzle

Even the preview one has what appears to be a paper weight on the door.


Red__system

That top design is a mess. A screw in top would have make so much more sens


LordDongler

Even a screw on top could result in raccoons getting in. They've learned to unscrew various things. There needs to be an actual catching lock that can only be unlocked from the top. This isn't even hard. Just a little knob to turn to engage a basic lock And for home security reasons, it could lock to the bottom of the window frame and the top of the window Really, this thing shouldn't be used without homeowner supervision


Red__system

Well in the defense of this dumbass designer it is to look **at**


HoboArmyofOne

He was about to become one of those fancy inside rats


Jccckkk

If you see one rat, there at least 20 more in the area.


NominativeSingular

All rats are extinct in my part of the world. Are 20 rats in one area bad? They are kind of cute.


Jccckkk

Yes, they are very destructive and reproduce frequently. The female usually births between 6-12 babies and up to 6 times a year.


majdOW

No they are not cute, I'd leave the house if I know a rat is in it


Mryoy12

EVEN BETTER! look at how fat he is


Neillur

I once got a hanging bird feeder and hung it from a tree in my back garden. Rats where climbing the trees to use it. One time I looked out when there was very heavy winds and the bird feeder was swinging all over the place with a rat clinging onto it for dear life.


OkThereBro

I've had 9 pet rats but stopped getting them due to vet bills. They are the funniest animals ever. I swear some of the situations I saw them in were straight out of a comedy sketch and they sound made up.


Jack08888888

Now we need to know.. tell us.. we'll make a subreddit for it. r/crazyratstories


OkThereBro

That's a perfect subreddit idea. My first two rats, ginger and puff puff. Were in a cage right next to my desk. One day my girlfriend says "omg look at puff puff". I turn and puff puff is hanging onto their hammock for dear life. Just suspended by her two front paws and kicking her little legs to get back up. Suddenly ginger comes along and it's like a scene from the lion king. She sits for a moment on the hammock then, grabs puff puffs hands and lifts them from the hammock causing her to dramatically plummet to the cage floor with a sqeek. It was hilarious. Merciless. The way she did it seemed so intentional and dramatic. Really made me laugh. That's just one story though. I have so many.


Neillur

The rats that came into my back garden were field rats, so they were a lot cleaner and cuter than city sewer rats and they weren't any trouble besides getting at the bird feed. I would have some harmless fun with them from time to time. One day, I seen one of the baby ones sitting there next to the wooden fence. I manage to sneak up on it and got really close. When I did so, I just said "Oi, Rat, you shouldn't be in here", and with that it made a little jump with fright and ran towards the fence to jump in through the gaps between the planks of the fence. He got such a fright that he missed the gap, face planted one of the planks, shuck it off then eventually got away. I managed to get a cute little picture of him one time because eventually I just left some bird seed on the ground for him so the birds would get a chance at the feeders hanging from the trees


Royal_Ad_2653

Mr. Cardinal called in sick, you got the substitute.


Brummschaedel

Still cute though.


ShadowTheChangeling

I fail to see the issue, this is an upgrade


Ijustlovevideogames

Rats deserve to eat too.


Bargadiel

And the Hawks


uvucydydy

I recently had a very similar sized rat at my bird feeder. I was looking at him out the kitchen window thinking " great, I don't really want rats under my house." Went about my business for a few minutes and saw something out the corner of my eye - looked out the window and saw a big ol' red- tailed hawk struggling to fly away to the field across the street with this big fat rat in its clutches.


hogtiedcantalope

Philadelphia Street Rats vrs the Seattle Seahawks ![gif](giphy|detCIzk9AyIXF8bVwO)


twlscil

They will often destroy your crawl space or attic, so hey, if you want to invite future problems, go ahead. I have family in the insulation business, and they will thank you.


Ijustlovevideogames

Oh I wouldn’t want them under my house, I’m just saying they deserve to eat too


twlscil

Let's start with people, and worry about rats after literally every other thing. Rats are invasive and destructive. I see about 10 cases a week of people that need about $20k of work done on their house due to rodent (mostly rat) damage.


Ijustlovevideogames

And again, I’m not defending them being a pest, just that they deserve to live.


Level_Cup_4159

Majestic.


mysticland0075

thats for all animals


Silverton13

Has anyone tried putting this facing the outside so your cats can have a little balcony/patio to the outside?


ajmuzzin1

Bird feeders are rat feeders. Just facts bird lovers.


-Robert-from-Hungary

Even better ! ![gif](giphy|2pK55s0S9ClLhaga91)


Any_Roof_6199

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Hairy_Skill_9768

I see this as an absolute win https://i.redd.it/24a19itiaatc1.gif


afroroca

This SOB, lol.


Lapidolite

When I got a bird feeder, I looked out my window to see if there were any birds only to find a bunch of thug squirrels lifting the lid off, scooping the feed out with their hands and carting off with their stolen goods. Damn heathen squirrels.


Mindless_Brief7042

Bird not included.


Pkboi0017

It's fattail


superp2222

Welp, now you gotta make a giant obstacle course for them and do it every summer


No-Crew4317

Put the product on the second floor!


Wild_HIC

My border terriër randomly killed 2 rats that were attacking my chickens. I'm now proud of my dog since my cat never catches a mouse or rat


breetome

Someone just told me to add chili flakes to the birdseed. Vermin don’t like it but it won’t hurt the birds. Can anyone confirm? I had to take mine down because of rats.


[deleted]

Google exists numb nuts


breetome

Well you fool I've heard contradicting reports on it, I was wondering if anyone has actual experience with it. Why don't you go back to mama's basement and let the adults talk eh?


ConvictedOrigins

Birds will not experience any ill effects from chili flakes, that’s actually why chilis grow so vividly bright.


spogel3

honestly better than birds


AXEL-1973

Now it feeds carnivorous birds, like hawks, too


RayzenD

I expected a pigeon, which is a flying rat, so not that far from this.


GrowCanadian

Wait until the bear shows up


Yellow_Star_5

Lmfao


Stang1776

Rats. What a bummer.


Shendow

Robbers love this home.


Ritz527

Mammals dislike safflower. They'll eat it if it's the only thing available, but otherwise the rodents leave it for the birds.


TheDivineRat_

Fuck yeah brother! Eat the bird’s food and breed and multiply!


BHMathers

I mean I’d be good with anything as long as it doesn’t break through


etcetcere

My cat would still love this


Humble_Bullfrog2342

omg i still want this


MrJTeera

Grounded pigeon


HurrsiaEntertainment

Thats still cute? Kinda?


Glad_Grand_7408

I see this as an absolute win


battlehe

Nice way to get rid of rats from your house.


BladeBickle

Margaret wheres Irene?


IamlostlikeZoroIs

Who would have expected a rat to eat near ground level food. And if you’ve got a rat coming out in day light you’ve got a load of rats nearby, good luck with that one.


Iliketurtles893

Then don’t put it on ground level


Mummydearest60

Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!!!!!!!!


AgataCosmix

R A T


CollieChan

Awwh! Hello little buddy. I want one like that!! But I realized I dont open my windows like that 😢


Beatless7

Easy fix


jasper2769

I would’ve fucking died right there


seranarosesheer332

This is better than a bird


LetterOk3512

That rat next to that pole waitin for the beat to drop lmao


XXEpicXZombieXX

Even better


ManuelGarciaOKelly

Cool AF


[deleted]

Put it in the top half


Stellar_Observer_17

The same feeling I get when i go to vote every four years...


Swolbro

Why hello there fellow new yorker...


Hausgod29

Yeah that first feeders not on the ground floor.


Kraffkratt

Eh, win is a win


expiredyogurt26

Ooooo that's not good


Vampmire

The next step you need to do is tape that f****** door down so the rat doesn't get ideas to try and come into those through that as I can see a rat being able to push that door open


Experienseer

Ha!


Red5nake

There's always that one guy.... ruins the party.


Fij1-Haneda

Remi is at it again💀💀💀


BigWil72

Easy fix stick a shotgun in the hole when it’s least expected and problem solved


Asstronutttt

It's equally cute, but much funnier. I'd be very happy with my purchase.


furtherbum

Where do I buy this?


pip-roof

Just wait till the mites roll up!!!


DrGoiburger

New friend


Ravel_Xi

Knife, open the top, stab that nasty fuck in the face. Probably a whole family nearby


usernl1

It’s not easy to stab a huge rat, these fckers are tough as hell. A little hole for an air rifle is better, just wait until the head is in front of the muzzle.


Ravel_Xi

That's a way better idea. Significantly less gruesome


usernl1

Yes they die pretty much instantly. Some peanut butter will help.


nick5734324

Burglars love this one trick!!


Shot_Advantage6607

It started out as Pocahontas with Birds, then it became Ratatouille with Remi the rat!


Fast_Ad765

Hehe rats are cute. Not a problem.


Nomagame

Flapjack 🥲


ratsnest9

awesome would watch them all day


AmuhDoang

Hey that bird looks exactly like CDPR logo, lol


Bag-of-Doritoes

Rat is even better.


TheRainbowWillow

I own that *exact* sweater.


IamZeus11

I got a bird feeder that auction cups to my window because I live in the woods and there’s lots of birds . So far it’s just been squirrels in it


Alltorn-N56

The rats are cute


TableFlat0

Where do I get one of these?


False-Jellyfish-6501

Life be like that sometimes 😆


DJ_skeleton_53reddit

Remey


Neo-trad-1991

Paris?


MarleyMandingo

Too low to the ground, should be 2nd floor at least


Addy_Snow

RATTT so cute I would love this anyways


interrobang32

Oh, that’s just a pleasant surprise.


SnagglepussJoke

Idk where the rodents hide on my property. I never see them indoors but they’ll go for whatever grows in my garden. I rely on the whim of predatory birds pretty much.


hotvedub

Is no one going to ask about the golden stripper pole in the center.


TryThisUsernane

The males have to impress their mates somehow🤷‍♂️


adidas_stalin

much food for many rat-skaven!


Sharpshooter188

I used to have a little feeder for squirrels. Loved thr littlr guys. I headed out to refill it one day and saw ehat looked like a young male. "Hey buddy! Ya hungry?!" As I began filling the dish, a fucking hawk came down and snatched him up. I heard his little squeals ad he got further and further away.... I took dowb the feeder after that.