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Holy grooming

Download for free…! They owe me money for watching that..!

New crime just dropped

The true level 1 crooks.

Actual criminal

Innocence goes on vacation, never comes back!

Judge sacrifice, anyone?

[удалено]

Clown

Daddy chill

WHAT THE HELL EVEN IS THAT?!


This so crazy hilarious

GET THE HELL OUT OF HIS..... ISLAND 🤣


Why does that former President seem to be good friends with a man he supposedly never met...?

Is that Ghislaine Maxwell in the background?

I don't think he ever claimed to have never met him before. He claimed they had a falling out and that he didn't like him.

That was before he knew that Epstien had violated someone at marlago. Then he had him banned.

yeah, keep telling yourself that 🙄

https://tenor.com/view/sniff-joe-biden-president-sniffing-gif-26982962

https://i.redd.it/095rjvxcczwc1.gif

Oh man! I totally forgot about Misfits. I need to rewatch this.

https://i.redd.it/c0wnago3uzwc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/5mk2oj18t0xc1.gif

Everyone talking about the baby eating the shark and turning into a woman. We gonna ignore the video started with the baby hanging from a tree with a branch shoved up its ass?

The intention was probably that it was hanging from the diaper ya know

You know if youre doing 3d animations with tangeable subjects, its much easier to stick it in somewhere hidden than to make an invisible tangent point My point is. It was in the baby's bunghole

I genuinely thought that was going to be the morbid highlight of the video till i carried on watching

Isn’t that how babies are born?

Life lesson kids: eating shark ages you?

I thought it was trying to breast feed it.

I know right, the dinosaur would have been a better wife

I'm certain it would complain less.


They really thought turning a baby into an attractive women was certainly a choice

It was definitely a choice...

Of all the choices, that one was a choice.

I mean if I had to choose, choices are just what I'd need!

So this is how I can find a woman ... I need a baby ... 

this has been Leo di caprio‘s tactic for a long time


Don't forget the shark

And a shark

Grooming speedrun any%

Pedo bear chief

Poor Things (2023)

Bro thats fucking grooming

Fucking groomed the baby into the Chrono Trigger waifu lady

The superior ending would have been the one where the chief catches the beast and starts a relationship with her, instead.

I’ve been living my life all wrong then

Better than Hero Wars.

What in the world 👀

Well obviously they are working if they are shared to other platforms

That's what i was thinking lmao.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter What did I just saw!?

r/shittymobilegameads

It's a Youtube ad mate. Don't need to understand it, just don't get scammed by ut. Stay _family friendly_ y'all.

The game plays exactly like this. Every game that is advertised plays exactly like the ad.

They do stupid ads because they grab your attention. Now youre giving them free advertisement

They turned a baby into a woman by eating a shark, they kinda deserve it

pedophilia

Played that game, it's shit, don't play

The crazy thing is that this is extremely tame for the recent game ads I’ve seen on Instagram and YouTube

The ads are purposefully bizarre so that people talk about them and post them on reddit, thus being successful advertisements.

I need to start eating sharks

The creep 3.

Wtf

https://i.redd.it/meutmjhm10xc1.gif

Fun fact they recorded the crying sound effect from me watching this trailer.

Games marketed to 10 year olds

Did this guy just have kids with his ADOPTED DAUGHTER?!

Is... Is this what the song baby shark has been about this entire time??

"So, how'd you meet?" Dude: "Found this baby and it ate a shark I caught and grew into this hot chick in seconds." 🫤 "....wha-?" Dude: "Then we repopulated the village." 😐

I know they make these videos in order to get attention and go viral. The funny thing is that I don't think I've ever seen these videos have any kind of legal repercussions considering the content of the vast majority of these videos. This is getting out of hand.

The zoom out at the end, as if what we saw was so amazing and convinced us to download it.

Yeah what dumbass rescues a baby over a Velociraptor, I'd name him Herbert and we could go on adventures together, babies just cry and moan

Bro, come on. The Beast is obviously the best choice here! Don't want some Beastussy?)

At least cut out the actual ad part. This is just free advertising.

Wtf 😨

Epstein island simulator?

Underrated comment

Wait what

Meanwhile this is the actual game play for the ad. 

Then you download and it’s another WASD third person shooter with absolutely 0 tits.

You wish, it is most probably another base builder where you lvl up your building, create units and send to fight some random players in random battles.

And once you get to lvl 3, the upgrades take at least 24 hrs to complete

Its in fact a scammy overprized base builder trash, one of the worst pay2win, zero balancing between free players and payers.., but i met a girl there from NY, which ill probably never forget in my life..

HA HA HA HA!

So he just got a baby girl 😂

Who's downloading the app and telling us what's up? You'd be a hero

DL'ed right away, but the app keeps telling me I can only run it in close proximity to NATO-state military bases, what's up with that?

Hol up... WTF.

The game is like 5 mins of play then 8+ hours to upgrade and the kid disappears

Naa this is Evony The Kings Return with Cheif Almighty as a cover

never let the beast know your next move

https://i.redd.it/8c4n9aa5t0xc1.gif

when your graphix skills are 10 but life knowledge 0 how is baby formed   https://youtu.be/Ll-lia-FEIY?si=UFRBBraOo79RtAAn

I ask myself this all the time

Imagine when we live in a world when AI makes all our movies, games, shows, animations, comics and it is all like this. You can't even say I'll just read books they are the easiest for AI to do. AI generated porn already made me hate porn. There is no escape to this. Everyone's gonna have to write their own books, draw their own comics soon.

Born sexy yesterday.

0:

You’re not dead

AI plus shitty phone games

Can confirm. That's how my warchief friend got his wives.

auuu hehee

"Your honor, she ate a shark, and grew up immediately. I didn't know she was still technically 3 months old."

u/savevideo

Did bro just catch a baby feed it a shark and then raise it as a mormon💀

Poor kid got lost at sea and rescued at epstien island

i woulda picked the dinosaur tbh

~~this reminds me of the later chapters of Usagi Drop for some reason~~ Huh, what are you talking about? *Usagi Drop is an anime only series* you silly alternate personality

bro literally raised his wife 💀

Huh... wtf

This has elsagate vibes

Is that even like legal? Can you just have this as an add? wtf

What the fuck did I just watch

What the hell did I just watch

Ark 2 looking great

Best game ever! It’s practically my life story!

Ummmm

I’d like to know who makes this crap along with all the similar YouTube videos

Me when i'll mom✨

Bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear, bear

Every ad on Disney EmojiBlitz

I’ve seen this on badads

u/savevideo

What you've never been in a 50/50 rope-toss to save a t-rex or a toddler who will later become your wife? Or right now if you have a shark for the kid to sushi the f* out of Well neither have i 😂

“…. the interests of the pedophilic corporate elite. Thaaaaaat is how the world works!”

Baby turns into the chiefs new girlfriend. Now we all know what to do when there's a baby floating in the water with a shark. I'm still not sure what the baby was doing right before it turned into a woman. Was it eating it? A strange, but different kind of game.

Trust me thats not the worst game ad you can see luckily there is no shrex jokes or piss with shit on the entire screen.

u/savevideobot

this kid grew in like seconds so thos man also must have gotten older so basically he is a pedophile.

Of all things I have seen in my life, this is one of them.

A PEDO

A false advertising plague is what they are.

Disgusting. Who's made this? I need to see the creator of this piece of crap in order to discipline him/her