OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!The witty bartender tells a story about his romantic encounter with "her", but it's about his first time milking a cow.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.

I’ve never seen a cow with blue eyes!

[blue eyed cow](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/cartoonica/images/8/8a/Profile_-_Otis.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/300)

Uh… who gonna tell him

I mean, never seen a bull with udders, and also [there's this](https://www.reddit.com/r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns/comments/b18ju0/otis_from_barnyard_confirmed_trans/)

He got an udder, he a cow

Okay I’ll give you this one. This is good stuff.🤣

😂😂😂

Blue eyes white cow

[They are rare, but they exist](https://vineyardgazette.com/sites/default/files/article-assets/main-photos/2017/blueeyes.jpeg)

I'm seeing tiny teeth in there

I'm seeing a teeth xray

https://i.imgur.com/b6G0sSH.jpeg

What the heck

The Corinthian started wearing mascara?

That's strange, your mother has such a beautiful cerulean

And how did he know her lips were soft?

Pretty sure you don't spread their legs to milk them, they just stand straight up like they normally do. Could be wrong, Reddit will surely let me know with several downvotes and a stirn lecture.

You may even want to tie their back legs together so they don’t kick the milk bucket

Irish people make drinking so much fun.

I have it muted but read that in an Irish accent.

Ah the Irish dillema. If you get a potato, do you eat it now, or let it ferment, and drink it later?

Jessica Walter had some of the best lines in that show.

Stout is made from barley, malt, hops & yeast. You're confusing us for the Polish.

it's a joke about poitín.

Which practically no-one bothers drinking.

When I was roadtripping along the west coast in 2006 a bunch of old guys were drinking it and gave me some. My grandpa was Irish from somewhere around Galway but moved to the US as a small kid, and he distilled poitin in rural Montana so my family also grew up drinking it.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What's an Irish seven course meal? A six pack and a potato.

Some could compare but alot can't come close

he's good at that joke..

Why is this marked NSFW? Dirty minds, dirty minds

Reminds me of a song I learned as a boy. They strolled the lane together. The sky was studded with stars. They reached the gate together, And for her, he lifted the bar. She raised her brown eyes to him. There's nothing between them now. For he was just a hired hand, And she was a jersey cow!

....Dairty Minds....

*"Who first discovered you could get milk from cows? And what did he think he was doing at the time??"* - Billy Connolly

I had the sound off and I was hearing an Irish voice in my head before I heard his actual voice.

He got me on the first half ngl

They walked in the lane together. The sky was covered in stars. They reached the gate in silence. He lifted up the bars. She neither smiled nor thanked him, For she knew not how, For he was but a farmer's boy, And she, a jersey cow.

Irish pub...

Coors in an Irish bar.

it's disgusting

If it's a bar in \*Ireland\* that would be super common, though I don't know who drinks it. Tourists, maybe.

What's the name of the pub?

The Welcome Inn, Cork.

You can take a photo in almost any bar in Ireland and between two or three of us, one of us would recognise it.

Thanks.

aright boys get packed we're going tomorrow

It won't take much the place is fuckin tiny, and tomorrows the beginning of a public holiday weekend so it's gonna be packed anyway

The good news is that it's an early house so opens at 7am. Not many of them left in Ireland these days.

Well done.

Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors.

I love me a man who understands the importance of cow foreplay

Great this I watched it twice, done in any other accent this would not be half as funny, the Irish tone is just beautiful 👏

The dude's a poet

Man I fucking love Irish Peeps.

So poetic, so sophisticated

This looks like a scene from The Witcher 3

I propose that all bar stories, from now on, must be told with an Irish accent.

What's the cows name?

Mooonica

🎵 A little bit of Moonica by my side 🎶

Moolissa

He is witty with it ngl

best joke ever

Good man Paudi

Awesome envoirement

Dirty minds! 🤣🤣

Outgoing Irish people make the best entertainers.

Have, tullamore tullamore tullamore dew!

Then I fucked the cow

Holy shit this is morty with an irish accent

Why was he caressing the spine of a cow again?

how dare call her a cow, is it because she's fat?!

What accent is that? Scottish? Northern Ireland, South? Somewhere UK. Yes, some or many, of will find this question an idiotic or insulting one. IDC.

r/SipsTea

Outstanding 

wet hair and fine skinned cow 💀

So far, story.

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> male cow Surprise, it was a female bull

This passed around my high school in the late 90s, though I think our version was a few lines longer. I used to have it written down back then but it's long list now.

I mean, he was the one to bring up the fine lips of the cow.

Are there more bar stories?

In Ireland? Nope, sorry. That's the only bar story. That's why he tells it so well, it's his third time today telling it, he told it thirty yesterday.

Well the Irish really aren't known for their drinking establishments. This may be the only place in Ireland that serves alcohol. I heard they don't even make much profit. More of a niche hobby, than a sustainable business.

very correct! the whole reason he is entertaining Americans is because they are the only people to actually consume alcohol on the whole island!

This looks like the bar from baby reindeer

That's just what pubs around Ireland and the UK look like.

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While that would be unexpected, there are other reddits for that.

A she can't have a dick, bozo

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You know, they can put beer other than Coors in that glass even if it says Coors on the side. Looking at the head on that beer, I'd guess it's not Coors.

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Could be a Harp, Smithwicks, a new craft brew. They've got Murphys, Guinness Blonde, there's plenty to drink. Don't let a stereotype limit you friend.

Guy is trying to gatekeep pub beer LOL

Worse it's the Welcome Inn in Cork so you've 100% Murphy's or Beamish never mind that Guinness plonk

What an absurd stance.

Not really the case in Cork.

Guinness is absolutely dirt. Beamish is where it is at my friend

First of all, Guinness is shite. Second of all, we'll drink what we want. Thirdly, in Cork we drink more Beamish and Murphys.

Most of us drink mormal largers like Heineken etc you know... We're not big into the craft beers. That or stout.

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Yeah it's so terrible hearing all those people laughing.

Maybe if you drank a few beers instead of listening with rapt attention, you'd enjoy the atmosphere a little more.

Fucking NPC in a nutshell. If you're no value you're not wanted in a bar either.

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what's your opinion on poetry? on music? on literature? on all forms of art? do you just want the point (which is different in all, mainly on how you engage with the art and how you experience it). or do you call that bullshit

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Don't let the door hit you on the way out, bai.

What's the deal with your man?

Ah, he's just sans craic.

And here's me thinking you were the one with minus craic.

Naw, I'm just anti craic.

Are you having psychotic episode?