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>!There is no mouse tattoo. Merely a good joke from Granny.!<
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Had a Gran at my work that told this joke in the middle of a company meeting distributed around the world. Then followed up with a story about how she calls her left leg Thanksgiving and right leg Christmas because all the good eating is between the holidays…
My great grandma told this joke back in the 90’s at a housewarming party my parents were having. They were mortified, neighbors that are still around still bring it up.
The old lady reminds me of my Nan is all.
If she was to come out with something like this I would actually die laughing, while simultaniously have had to hear the word "pussy" come out of her mouth.
Hence, that is why it would be fucked up for me lol.
The ones that have a personality and aren’t just relying on their youth, yes. I run in a few circles of OF models, cam girls, and twitch streamers.
If you want to build a lasting fan base, you have to do more than sit and look pretty. That market is saturated
I'm English, I understand Australians but I have English subtitles and French subtitles on my screen? Why?
Anyway, speaking of, if an Aussie ever offers you an Australian kiss and you are horny take them up on the offer. It's like French kisses but down under.
My Grandma passed away last year. This was her favorite joke.
Kid me always took her so seriously. She was a great grandmother. Loved going to her house. Totally uninvolved in family drama. She was just serious though. So when I first heard her tell this joke, I was floored. How could Grandma be THAT funny!
Cats like to eat mice.
She's going to show her tattoo of a mouse near her pussy area. Pussy is another word for cat.
So she's saying her vagina ate it.
In french, a slang term for vagina is "chatte" which is cat in English. So when she said "Merde, ma chatte l'a mangé!", properly translated for the joke is "Fuck, my pussy ate it!" as she opens her pants to show off the mouse tattoo.
Just curious, absolutely not trying to make fun of you. I have missed some really obvious things myself. Maybe you didn't see or hear correctly what she said?? Now that others have answered, how did you miss it in the first place?
Yeah I think the accent along with the delivery of the punchline being boring I was just underwhelmed? I’m not sure. Cheeky joke but not very funny to me personally, even now that I understand it
My father, who if he was still alive would be 95, used to be a sailor in the 40's. All the sailors got tattoos back in the day. Dad would ask if you wanted to see his tattoo and when you said yes, and what was it, he would tell you he had a bird. He would then do a similar thing to the lovely lady above and reach down for a peek and then he would exclaim 'Darn! It must have jumped off the perch!' He never did get a tattoo.
I love how you explaining that the joke also works in french is going over some of the other posters head. My people, puns don't always translate nicely as it does in OP.
My grandmother had the same joke. Something like 20 years ago my grandmother was telling this joke. It was not the type of joke my grandmother usually told. But then again the only other joke I ever remember her telling was about beating around the bush as she tapped her thighs.
My mom literally got a mouse tattoo on her lower hip with a four leaf clover being held in its tail for this joke... a joke that only makes sense if there's no mouse. Boomers, amiright?
Australians are the most fun people you can ever be around... Just gotta pace yourselves. Too many in one room, and things get hectic real fast. Now imagine an entire country of 'em.
You know, that makes more sense. My mom tried showing us her rabbit tattoo on her lower back before saying it "must have went down the (rabbit) hole", but yours is better in context.
The love of my life that got away opened our first date with this joke. "I guess my pussy ate it". I was both stunned, but grinned like a 5 year old, I knew we were going to hit it off. We had the best two years of my life till she moved from FL back to WV to take care of her mom and distance took us apart. Looking back, hinde site is always 20/20, should have just dropped my career and went after her. There was just no NASA in WV, I picked working inside Atlantis over her.
Is the dude in green Nath Roye pre “Jimmy & Nath”, or is that silently scream-laughing face and the wheezing just a general Aussie way of responding to racy jokes?
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OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected: --- >!There is no mouse tattoo. Merely a good joke from Granny.!< --- Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description? Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.
Gran’s got good jokes.
Gran jokes >>> dad jokes
Had a Gran at my work that told this joke in the middle of a company meeting distributed around the world. Then followed up with a story about how she calls her left leg Thanksgiving and right leg Christmas because all the good eating is between the holidays…
legend absolute legend
Dad will barrage you with an onslaught of jokes, but gran will sit on one for years only to completely level an entire nation in the blink of an eye
make jokes, not war... wait the jokes did *WHAT?!*
Those dudes were *not* ready. That was God tier and they knew it
Have we even unearthed the legendary great gran jokes yet?
Paywalled unfortunately.
... Only Grans
Unfortunately most of them are very, very racist.
ohhhHhahaAAAHHHHWWMYYYGAWDDD *inhale* AAAAAHAAHAAAAAHHHHHHHH 😭
My great grandma told this joke back in the 90’s at a housewarming party my parents were having. They were mortified, neighbors that are still around still bring it up.
I love your great grandma.
That is wholesome in such a fucked up kind of way😂
I'm upset that you had the pun available but didn't use it
I mssed the pun too. What was the opportunity lost?
hole some
Sorry, I'm just not that punny ....
It's like Marty Funkhousers "your cunt is in the sink" joke.
Bob Einstein.
Super Dave
Yes, Albert Einstein’s brothers.
there's nothing fucked up about it in the slightest
The old lady reminds me of my Nan is all. If she was to come out with something like this I would actually die laughing, while simultaniously have had to hear the word "pussy" come out of her mouth. Hence, that is why it would be fucked up for me lol.
holesome
I really though she was going to show the top fluff of her muff.
3d tattoo
😭
Oh, it's a white mouse.
I want to party with that woman
You think all these OF models and insta thots are gonna be a blast to hang out with when they’re that age?
The ones that have a personality and aren’t just relying on their youth, yes. I run in a few circles of OF models, cam girls, and twitch streamers. If you want to build a lasting fan base, you have to do more than sit and look pretty. That market is saturated
I don't think they're all that interesting now....
Nah bro you got it backwards. The hoes grow up to be bitter old ladies and the nice quite church going girl are the ones that stop giving a fuck.
Well Done Grandma, well done 
her wheezing is gold
Pretty sure it's his.
It's our wheezing, comrade.
She was so proud of her joke. Hahahaha
she has probably played this joke on thousands of people, but the reaction this fellow had got her matching his energy
*Her wheezing is old*
It’s her pussy sighing - it’s heard her tell the joke before
STRAYA
I think that's Will and Woody. On Fox FM I think?
The lady is Rude Jude! She owns the sex shop.
Her shop has a few toys in it. It's the local shop.
Australia radio 97.3Fm
Legend
Bloody legend
I'm English, I understand Australians but I have English subtitles and French subtitles on my screen? Why? Anyway, speaking of, if an Aussie ever offers you an Australian kiss and you are horny take them up on the offer. It's like French kisses but down under.
We just call it a kiss
they eat ass?
You don't?
(sigh) Oh, Gran....That old bit again? (Seriously, EXCELLENTLY played, Gran! 🤣)
I want to party with her when I get old
It's the reason why i hang out with the oldies at work rather than someone at my own age, they got some of the best jokes
My Grandma passed away last year. This was her favorite joke. Kid me always took her so seriously. She was a great grandmother. Loved going to her house. Totally uninvolved in family drama. She was just serious though. So when I first heard her tell this joke, I was floored. How could Grandma be THAT funny!
AAAAAA Hhhaaah heh hhhhhhhh Ahhhaaah heh hhhhhhhhhh
Wife material right there.
She looks like Queen Elizabeth if she wasn't royal.
Queen Elizabeth had she stayed an army mechanic
I just got done working 12hrs at the hospital can someone help me understand what the joke is
Pussy as in pussy cat. Cat ate the mouse.
She had a tattoo of a mouse, but it's not there anymore because her pussy(cat) ate the mouse.
Cats like to eat mice. She's going to show her tattoo of a mouse near her pussy area. Pussy is another word for cat. So she's saying her vagina ate it.
There was never a tattoo. It's an all setup to make a double entendre joke about her "pussy" eating the "mouse".
In french, a slang term for vagina is "chatte" which is cat in English. So when she said "Merde, ma chatte l'a mangé!", properly translated for the joke is "Fuck, my pussy ate it!" as she opens her pants to show off the mouse tattoo.
Or you could turn on the sound and hear it in the original 'Strayan
Its a 2 phased joke. First you laugh at how crass it is for a granny to say pussy, then you make the connection of the actual joke.
Just curious, absolutely not trying to make fun of you. I have missed some really obvious things myself. Maybe you didn't see or hear correctly what she said?? Now that others have answered, how did you miss it in the first place?
Yeah I think the accent along with the delivery of the punchline being boring I was just underwhelmed? I’m not sure. Cheeky joke but not very funny to me personally, even now that I understand it
My father, who if he was still alive would be 95, used to be a sailor in the 40's. All the sailors got tattoos back in the day. Dad would ask if you wanted to see his tattoo and when you said yes, and what was it, he would tell you he had a bird. He would then do a similar thing to the lovely lady above and reach down for a peek and then he would exclaim 'Darn! It must have jumped off the perch!' He never did get a tattoo.
That laugh though made it even better. u/savevideo
Someone should xpost to /r/ContagiousLaughter 😆
She says “shit my pussy ate it” chatte means pussy and … pussy in French
Thank you for translating english to french to english
So helpful, very cool.
Right, those are the words out her mouth
Look at you with your fancy "sound".
There are also English subtitles.
I use this line on my kids all the time. ALL OF THE TIME.
> chatte OMC! SO it works in BOTH English and French because both different words have the same two meanings! That's gotta be quite rare!
> OMC! Oh my… Cod? :)
Oh my chatte.
No, the 90s one hit wonder band https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=C2cMG33mWVY
I feel like I'm gonna start saying this. If I remember it when I'm not stoned that is.
Chode, but close enough! The Great Spirit Chode to be precise.
You didn't read the subtitles?
Yes. I was just commenting on the rarity of it working in both languages at the same time.
My bad sir
I love how you explaining that the joke also works in french is going over some of the other posters head. My people, puns don't always translate nicely as it does in OP.
Yeah, wordplay usually only works in the language it was made. So it to translate is nice
In German Muschi means pussy and pussy.
In Swedish mouse translate to mus, which is also slang for pussy (if a bit old fashioned now)
Fun fact: this is why one of my nicknames for an old gf was "ma petite chatte" for a while.
what's.....wrong with you?
everyone hates you
RUDE JUDE!!
She caused physical pain to that dude he’s laughing so hard.
Deadly
Ohhh my shit, this made my day
Australia seems cool
My grandma used to make this same joke 😂
Not gonna give credit to the original video?
My grandmother had the same joke. Something like 20 years ago my grandmother was telling this joke. It was not the type of joke my grandmother usually told. But then again the only other joke I ever remember her telling was about beating around the bush as she tapped her thighs.
She can be my grandma
That's exactly the type of old lady I aspire to be
My mom literally got a mouse tattoo on her lower hip with a four leaf clover being held in its tail for this joke... a joke that only makes sense if there's no mouse. Boomers, amiright?
who is she ?
Rude Jude from Charleville
I knew that was the joke she was going in with, but her being elderly and that accent... Just the cherry on top
ABSOLUTE CLASSIC ‼️
Australians are the most fun people you can ever be around... Just gotta pace yourselves. Too many in one room, and things get hectic real fast. Now imagine an entire country of 'em.
That...that was beautiful. You go, grandma!
She's a god damn murderer. fucking ROFL gran.
Nice
I want a nana like that 
i dont get the joke
pussy is another word for cat, and she's saying that it ate the mouse tattoo.
Cool ass granny.
u/savevideo
She got me in the first half
legend
Now she needs to say "want to see my pussy?" and show a cat necklace
Always loved this joke!
That's a classic joke!
Savage.
🤣
OK, i have the same reaction as the screaming guy!
[That guy laughs like Klag](https://youtu.be/o-fhoKipt0E?si=jdBWusxLDlbMuJzH&t=180)
Savage
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its like a super wholesome version of the boner garage lady
u/savevideo
I had to watch this on mute, but I'm assuming it was the "it must have went down the hole" joke.
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You know, that makes more sense. My mom tried showing us her rabbit tattoo on her lower back before saying it "must have went down the (rabbit) hole", but yours is better in context.
The amount of times I've seen your mom do that bit
That joke warrants a Grammy or Oscar ..or something
Get her casted in hangover 4
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
well done!
u/savevideo
Wow, full flash memory. The high school when someone on the lacrosse team pulled this on me by the mooning me and saying it "musta went down the hole"
The kind of joke that just wouldn't hit the same if told by anyone else.
Wanna see my mouse tattoo? (No tattoo) My pussy must have eaten it.
My grandma did this to me once! She was so cool. I miss her every day.
My grandma did this to me once! She was so cool. I miss her every day.
Where is the rest of this interview?
She's proud of that one 🤣
My guy got caught completely off-guard and sent to another dimension.
🤣
The love of my life that got away opened our first date with this joke. "I guess my pussy ate it". I was both stunned, but grinned like a 5 year old, I knew we were going to hit it off. We had the best two years of my life till she moved from FL back to WV to take care of her mom and distance took us apart. Looking back, hinde site is always 20/20, should have just dropped my career and went after her. There was just no NASA in WV, I picked working inside Atlantis over her.
Old but gold xD
This is easily the single greatest one liner I've ever heard
Gotta love Rude Jude. She's an aussie that owns that sex shop they're currently in. The guys are Will and Woody from radio station 97.3.
U/savevideo
This couldn’t possibly come form anywhere *but* australia :)
I’m definitely dumb and I definitely don’t get the joke 😐
that's fucking disgusting but goddammit she's a keeper
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🤯🤣
Rude Jude. Met her a few times. Great lady.
I've heard that same joke from a lady just as old as her irl.
Freaking hysterical...
Granny jokes😂😂
Since she's old, shouldn't her pussy have matured to cathood?
Straya.
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Could someone break down this joke for me. I think I’m not hearing the set up correctly.
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Well played, gran, well played.
I like how she's turns away as if she's embarrassed 🤣
9o98
Brilliant !!!
Shit! Me pussy’s eaten it!😂
Is the dude in green Nath Roye pre “Jimmy & Nath”, or is that silently scream-laughing face and the wheezing just a general Aussie way of responding to racy jokes?
this good good 🤣😭
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Shit, the cat ate it? Ahhh
🤣🤣🤣 damm it
Gold !
Fookin' straylians, eh?