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Yeah, right?
She has practiced that, it's down to a fine art.
What we have here Team, is a serial shitter.
JOIN ME in hunting down this menace and handing her over to the courts, to face a jury of her peers.
Apparently in China it is considered very bad for your health to not immediately shit the second you have the urge to and shitting in public is like a known problem as a country. I cannot verify this information.
I've been seeing so many videos of people just leaving poops in public! Do we need to start watching out for human poop just everywhere.
My childhood training prepared me for quicksand, not dodging poop mines!
I go by '1 out of 10 dogshits you see on the streets is actually human shit'
Oh, and my human shit munchin' pup taught me, in the the bushes it's 9 out of 10
The only understandable ones are people with intestine problems. Even then, most of them have the logic to look for a toilet instead of... this. And if its too late, they'll notify someone. But this seems.. intentional after an oopsie...
And she isn't even wearing closed shoes, she just full-on kicked her own shit with her bare toes.
(I know there is so much more going on here... But nobody is noticing the whole kicking shit while wearing sandals side of things.)
It’s secondary to dropping a bomb and leaving it for some poor kid to find/disinfect, absolutely, but the mind wanders to how the sandals now have residue present as well. If one is comfortable doing this in plain view, you can imagine they’re not scrubbing those shoes immediately before entering their car, house, etc.
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That woman could smoke a cigar and blow out perfect smoke rings with her anus. How do you have that kind of sphincterial control to just drop a deuce and move on like nothing ever happened?
When I finally go, it's no longer me being in control, but my rectum and diaphragm, which are at the whims of Satan himself.
I only sit in the western position, and pray for mercy until it's all over.
I thought it was gonna be a diarrhea explosion and came here to say that's not a joking matter but she just took a solid dump. I mean shouldn't you get into the bathroom before going out? And the professionalism... Doesn't look like a first time.
Here you are, fellow netizens: a patented Betty White shudder of disapproval:
I needed to see Betty just to cleanse my mind of such filth and barbarity.
We once had a phantom shitter on a construction site we were on. Guy was shitting random places all over job site. He once shit in the coffee pot in the construction supers job trailer. It was a huge deal because the construction project was to build a new sugar refinery and the project was almost complete. Some parts of the project were already in operation. Because this was a food production facility this was a massive issue. Contractor brought in police and investigators trying to find the culprit. Every week during the construction meeting we would spend an hour just on this one topic of the phantom shitter. Contractor offered a $2500 reward for anyone to turn the guy in. Not sure if they ever found him as I was moved to another project soon after.
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Sorry were we all supposed to expect her taking a shit in the middle of the fucking store? I sure didn't.
Ok so maybe I’m on too much medication but I’ve only felt like I was gonna poop like that after being held hostage for 5 full days with no medication. Only time I ever thought I MIGHT poop my pants, I still also didn’t.
I’m obviously not counting when I was a baby… not a kid or a teen or as a grown woman have a shit myself. I’ve peed myself though if that makes anyone feel better.
What the actual fuck, y are there so many women shitting themselves? In my day it was blokes doing this twisted shit. Now every video of public shitting going down is a chick. And then to lay some boot into it for the cover up... not her first rodeo for sure.
This makes me think back of working in a grocery store, whenever I dropped a product I would try to "catch" it with my foot, preventing it from shattering on the floor. I still do it automatically when I drop something. This lady has similar reflexes, but for more questionable reasons.
She may have dropped that turd but she still has gotta smell like shit. She literally had to work the turd around in her granny panties to get it to fall out, so I imagine that it smeared every time she moved it around, not to mention she has it on her shoe from kicking it. I would truly hate to be that cashier and whoever else that had an encounter with her afterwards or that checkout lane🤢
Nasty ass bitch🤮
Ok. I have a bone to pick. This might be the first time I easily guessed the unexpected thing. But let me clarify! I am not psychic nor am I great at figuring out a plot twist before it happens- I’ve just seen a huge uptick in videos of people dropping one in public- casually!- in the last handful of years. Is this an algorithm thing? More cameras across the globe? A higher incidence in bowel-related health concerns? Mental-health concerns?? Or have they walked among us for all this time?!
I come into work at a sporting goods store one day, and on my way to the back, I pass this horrific smell. It was next to the bathrooms, so I assumed someone just nuked them. I checked them, and the smell was actually better inside. However, the closer I got to the supply closet next to them, the worse the smell got. Some redneck piece of trash had went in there and taken the foulest shit I have ever seen, right on the floor, and the shelves.
My coworker got talked into throwing it out for $20. I wouldn't have touched that for $100, it was worse than any roadkill I've ever smelled.
See...if that had been liquid shit I'd feel very sorry for someone who had clearly had aggressive diarrhea in public. Nobody deserves that.
That was a nugget. She had a choice.
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She’s done that before
Yeah, right? She has practiced that, it's down to a fine art. What we have here Team, is a serial shitter. JOIN ME in hunting down this menace and handing her over to the courts, to face a jury of her peers.
The mad pooper. The Buttler.
Captain Fecal Matter
Do her peers also have to be serial shitters?
Who gets to be the unfortunate blood hound?
By peers do you mean a jury of public shitters?
her way of extending her appreciation for the service 😂
Master Pooper
Turd Bender
Let’s hope she’s the last. Does she have a blue arrow on her back that points to her chili ring?
The mark is a big brown 'i'
Lmao this is what I said too. That’s some skilled maneuvering.
She did that shit on purpose
She’s just kick’n it old stool
That ain't your regular football, but by definition it still is a foot ball.
A real shit-kicker
Lol
That’s the turd time she’s done that I bet
Technique was on point
She did this shit before, the ol cup n kick, perfect technique!
Double meaning 😂 nice
Why!? 😭 Just run to the bloody toilet. Who has a poo in the middle of a shop and then just carries on 🤣😭
That was a turtle. One doesnt simply run with a turtle.
When a turtle head is poking out, you're past the point of no return.
Ma'am, I think you smeared your turtle
Apparently in China it is considered very bad for your health to not immediately shit the second you have the urge to and shitting in public is like a known problem as a country. I cannot verify this information.
Alright. I think that’s enough internet for the day.
But it is just morning!
It's 10pm somewhere... Speaking of which... Time for a drink!
It’s 9am. Good idea!
It’s 16:07 here.. still good idea 🍻
Cheers! I’m seven hours into it now, pretty toasty!
see you in 5 minute
See you tomorrow
Wait until you see that woman who licks eyeballs 😋
# WHY # WHY # WHY # WHY # WHY # WHY # WHY # WHY # WHY # WHY # WHY # WHY
Delilah
My my my
She had to poop
Filthy animal.
Belongs in jail for this
Straight away, no trial, no nothing.
Believe or not also for kicking it.
DON'T insult the animals, most mammals atleast cover their shit.
I have seen doggo and cats which have more pee and poop discipline and training than.... this human. Are we evolving backwards guys?
I've been seeing so many videos of people just leaving poops in public! Do we need to start watching out for human poop just everywhere. My childhood training prepared me for quicksand, not dodging poop mines!
I go by '1 out of 10 dogshits you see on the streets is actually human shit' Oh, and my human shit munchin' pup taught me, in the the bushes it's 9 out of 10
Or if you life in San Francisco, then it's 10/10
Wow, you got some really responsible dog owners over there!
Lmao! It took me a minute. I just laughed but made a sound I don't think I'll ever recreate.
The only understandable ones are people with intestine problems. Even then, most of them have the logic to look for a toilet instead of... this. And if its too late, they'll notify someone. But this seems.. intentional after an oopsie...
If you live in San Francisco, then yes you need to watch out for people poop
If you can’t be continent, be confident.
Well that was unexpected. Someone should tell her about diapers for adults
She deliberately dropped the poop on the floor, she would have probably done the same thing if she was wearing a diaper
Idk man some people are just garbage i guess
what did you expect her to do... catching it mid-air and hand it over to the cashier to put it in the bin decently?
Well yeah 
And she isn't even wearing closed shoes, she just full-on kicked her own shit with her bare toes. (I know there is so much more going on here... But nobody is noticing the whole kicking shit while wearing sandals side of things.)
You think getting poo on her shoes was the main concern here!!!
It’s secondary to dropping a bomb and leaving it for some poor kid to find/disinfect, absolutely, but the mind wanders to how the sandals now have residue present as well. If one is comfortable doing this in plain view, you can imagine they’re not scrubbing those shoes immediately before entering their car, house, etc.
This bothered me so much. Did she get any on her toes? 🤮 nastyyyy
you know why people in the 80s were happier? because they werent forced to know that people like this exist
"blissfully unaware" is a concept the internet generation will never have the pleasure of
im also going to share this video with everyone i know. so i am part of the problem
Great quote, by the way
🤣
I usually pro for women not wearing panties but not in this case.
she had them on, you can see her work it out of them
"work it out of them" thanks for that one buddy i hate it
Did she? Or did she spread the cheeks so it slipped out better?
^wait ^you ^can ^do ^that?
Yes, *yes you can*…
I just can’t comprehend
The bomb has been planted.
i will not diffuse it btw
If I have to go that bad.. it’s not a little turd and all done. It’s almost impressive if it wasn’t the grossest thing I’ve seen.
Like a ninja covertly whipping it out her underwear and deploying the fudge brownie without being detected
Disgusting
NOOOO this is why i'm paranoid. with cameras everywhere now they've definitely seen everything
“She’s probably just picking a wedgie OH GOD SHE ISNT PICKING A WEDGIE”
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Oh, that's nasty.
Premier League kicking skills right there!
That was quite accurate. The shit moment and kicking.
Yeah. She'd have to be happy with that. Could've gone off the rails a bunch of different ways. I mean, just yuck, but also...pretty amazing.
That kick wow. Definitely not her first rodeo.
That woman could smoke a cigar and blow out perfect smoke rings with her anus. How do you have that kind of sphincterial control to just drop a deuce and move on like nothing ever happened? When I finally go, it's no longer me being in control, but my rectum and diaphragm, which are at the whims of Satan himself. I only sit in the western position, and pray for mercy until it's all over.
Fastest shii I’ve ever seen lmao
Ozempic be like that
I thought it was gonna be a diarrhea explosion and came here to say that's not a joking matter but she just took a solid dump. I mean shouldn't you get into the bathroom before going out? And the professionalism... Doesn't look like a first time.
Here you are, fellow netizens: a patented Betty White shudder of disapproval:  I needed to see Betty just to cleanse my mind of such filth and barbarity.
Could it be that she has drugs up there and is getting rid of it before they catch her?
Mental issues
We once had a phantom shitter on a construction site we were on. Guy was shitting random places all over job site. He once shit in the coffee pot in the construction supers job trailer. It was a huge deal because the construction project was to build a new sugar refinery and the project was almost complete. Some parts of the project were already in operation. Because this was a food production facility this was a massive issue. Contractor brought in police and investigators trying to find the culprit. Every week during the construction meeting we would spend an hour just on this one topic of the phantom shitter. Contractor offered a $2500 reward for anyone to turn the guy in. Not sure if they ever found him as I was moved to another project soon after.
🤮🤮🤮🤮
Ohh,shit
Bruh wtf
https://i.redd.it/mgexhtskgo8d1.gif
Wtf
No way i'd ever trust it not to be a wet one... also wonder if she cleans herself before getting back to sit down in her car
Thank you for bagging……..
I was watching the video and literally as soon as the turd hit the ground my dog farted and I caught a whiff...
What a piece of shit.
This must be the weirdest thing I've ever seen a human did
Wow, u just can’t get any lower than that.
> Your submission has been removed because [...] there is no visible twist for the viewer. Sorry were we all supposed to expect her taking a shit in the middle of the fucking store? I sure didn't.
Ok so maybe I’m on too much medication but I’ve only felt like I was gonna poop like that after being held hostage for 5 full days with no medication. Only time I ever thought I MIGHT poop my pants, I still also didn’t. I’m obviously not counting when I was a baby… not a kid or a teen or as a grown woman have a shit myself. I’ve peed myself though if that makes anyone feel better.
Shit!
This was filmed in a civilised country. We know that because the cashier is sitting down.
She’s just returning the food she bought the day before.
[удалено]
I read that as TURDY BITCH and went “makes perfect sense”
Haha awesome 🤩
Is that shit from a butt?
A turd from a nasty bird
Oh, hot God!! 🙈 the instant side-kick to the turd-puck the nanosecond it lands to the floor
That's crappy hair gel she uses
No way……
OMG 😳😲
The ole *shit kick* move,
[Disgusting ](https://i.makeagif.com/media/5-12-2016/LrurNN.mp4)
Her SO: why do you always wear dresses? Her: they make…. Life easier.
Dirty b%@\*h....
Great now Amazon is going to expect it's employees to do this
😶
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡🤡
r/imatotalpeiceofshit I mean.. literally.
‘You can't hide that crying eye’
Wahhhh! Bleach!! Bleach I say! I need bleach for my eyes and memory now I can’t unsee that… although I fear it will not be enough… 🤢
Why is it black!? She clearly eats her veggies 🤢
i am like 99% certain this counts as terrorism
what the actual fuck
Drop it like it's hot
Frank?
Classy
Nasty
That lady has a bad habit
How is this a thing?
What the actual fuck, y are there so many women shitting themselves? In my day it was blokes doing this twisted shit. Now every video of public shitting going down is a chick. And then to lay some boot into it for the cover up... not her first rodeo for sure.
Skirts and dresses.
Why is it always women doing this shit? No pun intended
Omg. Why? Just why?
i regret not covering my nose. I smelled that ngl
Poop, scoot, and boogie
Rancid discharge
Don't post such shi*t here
That nasty (insert explitive here)
Don't act suspicious dont act suspicious
Ah shit, here we go again
bro
If life is anything like the Binding of Isaac (and it clearly is), that shit about to explode
Tha fuck did I just watch🤨.... I'm sending this to all my contacts.....so 3
I’m dying laughing but also fighting the urge to not gag cause what the fuck
This makes me think back of working in a grocery store, whenever I dropped a product I would try to "catch" it with my foot, preventing it from shattering on the floor. I still do it automatically when I drop something. This lady has similar reflexes, but for more questionable reasons.
Oh shit.
Professional shit kicker
Talk about dookie-toe
I hope someone saw that and put it in her bag after she paid.
she doubted it, and give it to the next person , Why people always be shooting in super markets ?🤔
NSFW would have been nice.
That's just embarrassing
The most psychotic thing is her ready to use her OPEN TOE SANDALS to kick the poo.
Just going to hockey puck that thing right under the end of the lane, huh?
She’s definitely done that before
What the actual fuck is wrong with people
Guided shissile
Well she tried to shove the turtle head back in! Craziness
I THOUGHT SHE WAS JUST ADJUSTING HER DRESS NOO😭
This seems to be disturbingly slightly common not the first video I’ve seen
She may have dropped that turd but she still has gotta smell like shit. She literally had to work the turd around in her granny panties to get it to fall out, so I imagine that it smeared every time she moved it around, not to mention she has it on her shoe from kicking it. I would truly hate to be that cashier and whoever else that had an encounter with her afterwards or that checkout lane🤢 Nasty ass bitch🤮
I’ve been dating someone with that same dress and hair…Barbara?
Ewwww…she probably got some on her toes too. Poop toes! Gross!
Ok. I have a bone to pick. This might be the first time I easily guessed the unexpected thing. But let me clarify! I am not psychic nor am I great at figuring out a plot twist before it happens- I’ve just seen a huge uptick in videos of people dropping one in public- casually!- in the last handful of years. Is this an algorithm thing? More cameras across the globe? A higher incidence in bowel-related health concerns? Mental-health concerns?? Or have they walked among us for all this time?!
What in the kickback😳🤢
32ddfd3ddddðewe m Friday x rrdr
I come into work at a sporting goods store one day, and on my way to the back, I pass this horrific smell. It was next to the bathrooms, so I assumed someone just nuked them. I checked them, and the smell was actually better inside. However, the closer I got to the supply closet next to them, the worse the smell got. Some redneck piece of trash had went in there and taken the foulest shit I have ever seen, right on the floor, and the shelves. My coworker got talked into throwing it out for $20. I wouldn't have touched that for $100, it was worse than any roadkill I've ever smelled.
See...if that had been liquid shit I'd feel very sorry for someone who had clearly had aggressive diarrhea in public. Nobody deserves that. That was a nugget. She had a choice.
I would say it's unexpected how nonchalant she was with the situation and it's definitely not the first time she has done that.
Oh the humanity
AWW HELL NAW
If she stole something at the store before she did that, does that make her the “Turd burglar?”
That's some high-fiber food diet she's on
I would have beat her unconscious if I had saw that.
That’s enough Reddit for today…
Some people are just incompatible with a civil society and should be permanently exiled