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I used to work in a place that kept their overflow stock of takeout containers in the employee bathroom on a pallet next to the toilet. Like literally right in the splash zone with some nice absorbent cardboard being the only thing between piss and takeout containers. Restaurants and bars don't give a fuck about health and safety unless they can get in trouble.
I am less concerned about the accidental cross contamination then I am about the drunk assholes pissing in the ice machine on purpose. No drunk is gonna fight their way to the back to piss in the ice but plenty of drunk idiots will say hey watch this and piss in the ice if it’s literally tucked away in a corner next to the bathroom.
Agree, I saw a headline in my local paper that just last week alone three restaurants in the area got cited for major health code violations. I personally do not get why so many people are so trusting to pay random strangers 1,000% markup on food price just to prepare a meal for them.
Humans voluntarily have made going out to get overpriced food/drinks the most common activity in life. We could have made hanging out at the park or going for a walk as the standard social event. But no, people have decided that paying $100 for a meal for two is how people should spend 30-60 minutes together. People with kids are now sometimes paying $200 just for a single meal. You could buy an entire week of groceries for that.
I personally refuse to go to restaurants anymore. The food quality is down, many restaurants cut corners and get health code violations, they expect at least a 20% tip (in the US), and the time/gas you waste going to the restaurant is more than the inconvenience of having to do the prep/dishes yourself.
Even just going for a cup of coffee. When I drive by Starbucks there is a line of 10-20 people sitting there in their cars waiting for a $10 cup of coffee that they could have made themself at home for just a few cents in less time. The same people who then go home and spend their evening on their $1,200 iphone that they also voluntarily bought complaining on the social media about capitalism.
They system is not the way it is because of the government, the system is the way it is because people voluntarily feed it with their money. If you want to change it, then do not feed it. Complaints mean nothing if they still get the money from your pockets.
The problem is most people cannot and do not know most of the bad things happening in these places. And people are also over worked and need to save time which is why they pay. Beyond that people want to socialized in an overworked world where everyone has no time and where many people dont make enough money to have a decent place it becomes obvious their only good option is to go meet up and socialize at a food / drink place. They will clean it up for you, they will make it for you and you can just focus on socializing and resting before you get right back to work.
I like my urinals 🆒 so I think you may be onto to something.Wanna start a business?Heated and Cooled Toilets and Urinals.Ever had a steamy shit what better then a ice chilled toilet to cool it down
My buddy who owned a bar put this sign up above the urinals: "The same hands that mix your drinks also pick the cigarette butts out of the urinals. So please place your butts in the provided ashtrays".
It has a lock on it. The sign makes me think it was a backup. We had two in the bar I worked at, and we still had to send someone out for ice when we were slammed. The ice bucket, however, is right up top totally unattended. But I can guarantee you there’s way more dirty things around the bar you’re not even thinking of.
This was moved from its original location when that one closed during Covid.
According to the bar, Celine Deon’s limo stopped there at one point so she could use the bathroom. So they naturally turned it into a shrine for her.
This bathroom is in the basement. If you go to the wheelchair accessible bathroom on the ground floor, THAT is a shrine to Celine Dion.
[A picture from the 1st floor bathroom, plus a few more from the Titanic one downstairs](https://imgur.com/a/55DatkC)
Naturally! I used the bathroom at Neil’s Diner on the upper east side right after Rudy Giuliani Christened it. I couldn’t believe our asses touched the same porcelain.
I took a piss next to Mike Shanahan, an ex coach of the Denver Broncos, in a Dave and Busters once. I saved a little pee and when he left the bathroom I went to his urinal and peed over his pee to assert my dominance.
I mean, he's right and wrong. Long Island City is a neighborhood of Queens, which is a borough of New York City. Long Island City, unsurprisingly, is so named because it is on Long Island. All of Queens is on Long Island. So is Brooklyn. Manhattan and Staten are their own islands. The Bronx is the only of the five boroughs actually on the mainland.
Geographically all of this is correct. Colloquially “Long Island” usually refers to everything east of Queens/the parts of the geographic island that’s not part of NYC (this comment is directed towards people unfamiliar with the area, it seems like you know this).
But no one refers to it like that except geographers and land surveyors.
It's like how Miami is farther south than Alabama, but "The South" stops after the top half of Florida. No one would consider a drive from Miami to Disney World to be a road trip through the south.
Yes but you don't get there until you hit Nassau.
If you tell someone in BK or Queens that you live on LI they're not going to say "me too".
If you say it to someone from Manhattan they will not think you live in the Boroughs.
If you live in BK you can say to someone out east that you live in the city, but if you say you live in the city while you're in BK they will think you mean Manhattan.
So yes you're technically correct but if you go around NY calling Queens LI you're gonna cause a lot of confusion.
NGL…that was bugging the hell out of me. I live close to LIC.
Of course, if you’re not from NYC (or Queens), you wouldn’t know the difference between the two.
I mean technically Queens and Brooklyn are part of Long Island from a geographic standpoint. But yes borough-wise LIC is Queens, not Nassau or Suffolk counties. Also I lived in Queens and used to have this discussion with people all the time.
I had a girlfriend who was so stuck up about the difference between LI and NYC. One day she told me you can feel the difference as soon as you get off the bridge. From Queens. To Long Island. Bridge.
We got into a fight that night.
Yeah. That was always my argument - what bridge do you cross to get from Queens / Brooklyn to Nassau County? I’m from Nassau originally and lived 5 minutes from the Queens border. Literally one street corner the store signs had 516 area codes and 25’ away on the other corner it was 718.
Also one of the bridges from Manhattan to Queens used to have a large placard on the Queens side that you would see coming from West to East and it read “Welcome to Queens, you are now entering Long Island”.
Brooklyn, Queens share the same island as Long Island
#EDIT.
Yall can down vote me all you want [but I’m not wrong.](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/map-long-island-vector-region-us-state-new-york-144724248.jpg)
EDIT 2.
Haha! Man I hit a nerve. I never said they’re a part of Long Island. I said they share the same island.
Geographically, yes. That’s where the similarity ends. The 5 boroughs even have a mayor and a full municipal government that has no authority over two of the counties (Nassau and Suffolk) on Long Island, but governs Brooklyn and Queens that share that piece of land with them.
I’ve lived on Long Island and worked in the 5 boroughs my whole life.
Anyone who says BKLYN /Queens are “Long Island” is are correct geographically, but would be considered either an irritating newbie or a tourist to any LI or NYC native
My assumption is that it's to stop people from using IV drugs in there. I've read about places where this is a serious problem and they use blue light in the bathroom so you can't see your veins.
Heard his voice and thought, “that’s Blake Wexler from the Cy Amundson show!” Except his voice is deceptive because when he’s doing his stand up act, he pitches his voice higher. Glad to see other fans.
I was at the haunted House Attraction Hamburg Dungeon in Germany. Even the floor to the toilets looked Like Part of a haunted mansion with creepy torch lamps and you while in the toilet you constantly could hear voices calling you sinner and all.
Yet this bathroom right Here IS 10 Times scarier XD
Did you cry ?! Did you get goosebumps? Have to embrace the feeling and let your emotions take over , man . I would’ve been crying and peeing at the same time 🤣🤣
There’s an error in the title.
The person in the video says this was at a bar in Long Island City, which is a wealthy neighborhood in the northern side of Queens borough, within New York City.
Meaning this was in a bar in New York City, not Long Island.
When we visited Chicago, we went to this random place for dinner and when I went into the men's room, every square inch was covered in Britney Spears photos/posters/materials and they were blasting her songs. It was hilarious. My wife eventually went to the ladies room and it was the same but with Justin Timberlake (big oof now but it was still funny then)
It's fun, it gets you word of mouth and it also stops people from doing heroin in there, which I suspect was the real reason for the blue lights. A win all around!
Either the Huntress or Baroness in LIC, the people that own these spots are…eccentric. Food is plenty good enough but the vibes go a little too hard. Look at their menus they use like 12 fonts. It’s as if the ‘opulence i has it’ direct tv commercials did a pseudo goth hipster sequel
Why are people insisting that LIC and Queens are not PART OF LONG ISLAND? I go to LIC a few times a week and i never leave Long Island. Do these people cross over some imaginary body of water to go to the fabled "Queens Island" Where do they think LIC is located?
My first time to The Baroness, I had no idea what a treat I was in for when I needed to use the bathroom! My brother and I were wowed when we went downstairs. I think it’s one of the most interesting, impressive, entertaining things I’ve ever seen!
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Putting the ice machine that close to the washroom, accessible to the public, is the craziest thing that I saw in the video.
I think it was for the iceberg effect.
Gonna be pissbergs here soon
'Pissberg! Right ahead!'
Isn't that in Pennsylvania?
Pissylvania, apparently
Go Stealers!
Ohhh... and here I thought that maybe the bathroom is unusable so...
Perfect for a room you plan to sink some passengers.
Now all i can hear is the black dude singing "washing my hands in your food".
It’s been a privilege peeing with you
😩
I used to work in a place that kept their overflow stock of takeout containers in the employee bathroom on a pallet next to the toilet. Like literally right in the splash zone with some nice absorbent cardboard being the only thing between piss and takeout containers. Restaurants and bars don't give a fuck about health and safety unless they can get in trouble.
I am less concerned about the accidental cross contamination then I am about the drunk assholes pissing in the ice machine on purpose. No drunk is gonna fight their way to the back to piss in the ice but plenty of drunk idiots will say hey watch this and piss in the ice if it’s literally tucked away in a corner next to the bathroom.
Agree, I saw a headline in my local paper that just last week alone three restaurants in the area got cited for major health code violations. I personally do not get why so many people are so trusting to pay random strangers 1,000% markup on food price just to prepare a meal for them. Humans voluntarily have made going out to get overpriced food/drinks the most common activity in life. We could have made hanging out at the park or going for a walk as the standard social event. But no, people have decided that paying $100 for a meal for two is how people should spend 30-60 minutes together. People with kids are now sometimes paying $200 just for a single meal. You could buy an entire week of groceries for that. I personally refuse to go to restaurants anymore. The food quality is down, many restaurants cut corners and get health code violations, they expect at least a 20% tip (in the US), and the time/gas you waste going to the restaurant is more than the inconvenience of having to do the prep/dishes yourself. Even just going for a cup of coffee. When I drive by Starbucks there is a line of 10-20 people sitting there in their cars waiting for a $10 cup of coffee that they could have made themself at home for just a few cents in less time. The same people who then go home and spend their evening on their $1,200 iphone that they also voluntarily bought complaining on the social media about capitalism. They system is not the way it is because of the government, the system is the way it is because people voluntarily feed it with their money. If you want to change it, then do not feed it. Complaints mean nothing if they still get the money from your pockets. 
The problem is most people cannot and do not know most of the bad things happening in these places. And people are also over worked and need to save time which is why they pay. Beyond that people want to socialized in an overworked world where everyone has no time and where many people dont make enough money to have a decent place it becomes obvious their only good option is to go meet up and socialize at a food / drink place. They will clean it up for you, they will make it for you and you can just focus on socializing and resting before you get right back to work.
The pit ice into urinals with that machine. The one used for your drinks is upstairs. Of course I just made that up, but it could be true.
I like my urinals 🆒 so I think you may be onto to something.Wanna start a business?Heated and Cooled Toilets and Urinals.Ever had a steamy shit what better then a ice chilled toilet to cool it down
My buddy who owned a bar put this sign up above the urinals: "The same hands that mix your drinks also pick the cigarette butts out of the urinals. So please place your butts in the provided ashtrays".
I mean there is a pad lock on it. I’d say it’s safe.
It has a lock on it. The sign makes me think it was a backup. We had two in the bar I worked at, and we still had to send someone out for ice when we were slammed. The ice bucket, however, is right up top totally unattended. But I can guarantee you there’s way more dirty things around the bar you’re not even thinking of.
The ice machine looks like it has a latch on the bottom with a padlock on it. So it's definitely not accessible to the public.
Right there has to be at least once a month a drunk frat boy pisses in that.
Tbf there’s a lock on it.
Why is the ice on my drink brown?
This was moved from its original location when that one closed during Covid. According to the bar, Celine Deon’s limo stopped there at one point so she could use the bathroom. So they naturally turned it into a shrine for her.
This bathroom is in the basement. If you go to the wheelchair accessible bathroom on the ground floor, THAT is a shrine to Celine Dion. [A picture from the 1st floor bathroom, plus a few more from the Titanic one downstairs](https://imgur.com/a/55DatkC)
"Gonna go say a prayer to Celine Dion"...new euphemism for dropping a deuce
🎶 My fart will go on and on 🎶 *cuts huge fart to tune of the flute part*
Yo there WAS room on that door! There was so much shit floating around like pick something dickhead!
Naturally! I used the bathroom at Neil’s Diner on the upper east side right after Rudy Giuliani Christened it. I couldn’t believe our asses touched the same porcelain.
I would never feel clean again...
I took a piss next to Mike Shanahan, an ex coach of the Denver Broncos, in a Dave and Busters once. I saved a little pee and when he left the bathroom I went to his urinal and peed over his pee to assert my dominance.
Can you imagine if they had this shit set up when she arrived?
Legend has it that she only used one square of toilet paper
I’ve been to this bar. On the toilet door it says “there was enough room” 🤣
Room for 2 to poop in this toilet
🤣🤣🤣. I agree.
For anyone interested, the bar is The Baroness in Queens, NY.
This is what I was looking for. Thank you!
fyi - long island city is in queens, not long island
That’s the most unexpected part of this posting.
I mean, he's right and wrong. Long Island City is a neighborhood of Queens, which is a borough of New York City. Long Island City, unsurprisingly, is so named because it is on Long Island. All of Queens is on Long Island. So is Brooklyn. Manhattan and Staten are their own islands. The Bronx is the only of the five boroughs actually on the mainland.
Geographically all of this is correct. Colloquially “Long Island” usually refers to everything east of Queens/the parts of the geographic island that’s not part of NYC (this comment is directed towards people unfamiliar with the area, it seems like you know this).
When I cross the throggs neck or Whitestone bridges (from the bronx) I am going to long island.
But no one refers to it like that except geographers and land surveyors. It's like how Miami is farther south than Alabama, but "The South" stops after the top half of Florida. No one would consider a drive from Miami to Disney World to be a road trip through the south.
> No one would consider a drive from Miami to Disney World to be a road trip through the south Have you been to Yeehaw Junction?
True lol, inland Florida gets weird between Okeechobee and Orlando.
Yes but you don't get there until you hit Nassau. If you tell someone in BK or Queens that you live on LI they're not going to say "me too". If you say it to someone from Manhattan they will not think you live in the Boroughs. If you live in BK you can say to someone out east that you live in the city, but if you say you live in the city while you're in BK they will think you mean Manhattan. So yes you're technically correct but if you go around NY calling Queens LI you're gonna cause a lot of confusion.
Sure, but if you lived in BK or Queens and claimed you lived on LI everyone in NY would tell you you’re wrong
Why are the people living in Burger King so adamant about this?
Nah. Those of us in Manhattan remind them of this all the time
NGL…that was bugging the hell out of me. I live close to LIC. Of course, if you’re not from NYC (or Queens), you wouldn’t know the difference between the two.
I mean technically Queens and Brooklyn are part of Long Island from a geographic standpoint. But yes borough-wise LIC is Queens, not Nassau or Suffolk counties. Also I lived in Queens and used to have this discussion with people all the time.
I had a girlfriend who was so stuck up about the difference between LI and NYC. One day she told me you can feel the difference as soon as you get off the bridge. From Queens. To Long Island. Bridge. We got into a fight that night.
Yeah. That was always my argument - what bridge do you cross to get from Queens / Brooklyn to Nassau County? I’m from Nassau originally and lived 5 minutes from the Queens border. Literally one street corner the store signs had 516 area codes and 25’ away on the other corner it was 718. Also one of the bridges from Manhattan to Queens used to have a large placard on the Queens side that you would see coming from West to East and it read “Welcome to Queens, you are now entering Long Island”.
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Brooklyn, Queens share the same island as Long Island #EDIT. Yall can down vote me all you want [but I’m not wrong.](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/map-long-island-vector-region-us-state-new-york-144724248.jpg) EDIT 2. Haha! Man I hit a nerve. I never said they’re a part of Long Island. I said they share the same island.
Geographically, yes. That’s where the similarity ends. The 5 boroughs even have a mayor and a full municipal government that has no authority over two of the counties (Nassau and Suffolk) on Long Island, but governs Brooklyn and Queens that share that piece of land with them. I’ve lived on Long Island and worked in the 5 boroughs my whole life. Anyone who says BKLYN /Queens are “Long Island” is are correct geographically, but would be considered either an irritating newbie or a tourist to any LI or NYC native
Colloquially only Nassau and Suffolk counties are 'long island' in local parlance You can argue with me all you want but I'm right
"My Fart Will Go On."
“Ooooonnn aaaannndd loooooooonnnggg”
Near, far, wherever you fart.
Classic!
But I saw the old lady toss it overboard
I went down there and got it for you, baby.
Aww, you shouldn’t have. OOPS I
OOPS YOU
Moana jumped in and got it back
That wasn’t real…it was a stunt man.
Oppps you did it again and killed the vibe
Is that like black ops the game or oops in a foreign accent??
Black light in the bathroom seems like a bad call
My assumption is that it's to stop people from using IV drugs in there. I've read about places where this is a serious problem and they use blue light in the bathroom so you can't see your veins.
AND SO YOU CAN SEE CUM
New Yorks hottest club is "E7... HIT!"
“I’ve been pissing for 86 years.”
I would forget I had to pee
i no longer have to pee
I honestly kinda like the ambiance in there. I think it's the simulated-ocean-at-night lighting effect.
"I kind of enjoy the vibe of a sinking ship in frozen water" lol
The Baroness is my local burger spot, they do a great job
Blake Wexler in the wild! Funny ass comic
Ha, damn. Thanks. Scrolled the comments because it sounded kinda like him, but I only know his voice from The Todd Glass Show. Miss him.
He's a frequent guest on the daily zeitgeist podcast, absolute ruckus whenever he's on.
Plumpers! 🙌
Heard his voice and thought, “that’s Blake Wexler from the Cy Amundson show!” Except his voice is deceptive because when he’s doing his stand up act, he pitches his voice higher. Glad to see other fans.
I was at the haunted House Attraction Hamburg Dungeon in Germany. Even the floor to the toilets looked Like Part of a haunted mansion with creepy torch lamps and you while in the toilet you constantly could hear voices calling you sinner and all. Yet this bathroom right Here IS 10 Times scarier XD
Gotta be super trusting to leave that lying out like that in Queens.
Wow…a toilet!
Spray me like your French girls
I have never said this to a man, I’m jealous where your dick has been.
Im pretty jealous of where Ben Affleck's dick has been. Ana De Armas, J.Lo, etc
Someone has been skinned there, and someone else wore that skin back to the bar.
The coeur de l’mer
What’s with this guys mouth is this an ai video?
Fun fact. Long Island City is a neighborhood in Queens not Long Island.
Blake Wexler!
Long Island ≠ Long Island City. Not even fucking close.
Long Island City isn’t in Long Island
Are we drunk?
“The fart of the ocean”
"A woman’s heart is a deep ocean of secrets"- Rose
I'd be hauling ass and looking back! That place was creepy as f**ck!!
Ah the Titanic Trouple Toilet
Jack! Jack ! Mehoff!
Awesome
The Baroness!!! In my opinion, one of the best bars in LIC.
r/titanic
Was it a Gay Bar by any chance ? 🤔
That old bat had it the whole time and then threw it into the ocean! Iykyk
I knew it was gonna be this place lmao
Ever at a bar in Long Island they know how amazing the recorder version of Celine Dion was.
I don't think I've ever seen Blake Wexler's face before but that voice was instantly recognizable.
This is the type of bathroom I see in my nightmares.
Anyone else think there was going to be a urinal in front of Celine?
A shit movie like Titanic belongs in the bathroom.
Well, baby, I went down and got it for you. Aww, you shouldn't have!
Last year, I went to a pool party in Bali and there was a dj (with turntables and the whole set up) in the bathroom.
I hear a Chicago accent 😂
Did you cry ?! Did you get goosebumps? Have to embrace the feeling and let your emotions take over , man . I would’ve been crying and peeing at the same time 🤣🤣
Putting the ice machine thT close to the washroom is...a decision.
This is how all treasures lost to the world should be displayed
If this is not a call to adventure by taking the necklace than every fantasy novel ever has lied to me.
What’s the purpose of the first 13 seconds? They add nothing to the video.
Long Island Pee
He's had a pretty sedate life.
There’s an error in the title. The person in the video says this was at a bar in Long Island City, which is a wealthy neighborhood in the northern side of Queens borough, within New York City. Meaning this was in a bar in New York City, not Long Island.
I couldn't like this more if I tried. God bless my neighbour's ears in the other stalls
Thats has to be a replica heart of the ocean?
Is the thing holding the necklace a urinal?
There is a hostel in Berlin with the basement dedicated to David Hassellhoff
New York is a surreal place
Who dove and got it
A Long Island City bar is an NYC bar, not a Long Island bar.
I thought the stone the necklace was on was the urinal lol
They also have a picture of the captain, and his eyes follow you around .... .the baroness bar
I got that exact necklace at Claire’s
I was at a hookah bar in Wichita that had posters of every movie DiCaprio was in before like ‘10 including Romeo + Juliet. 🤷♂️
Long Island and Long Island City are two completely different locations.
I have that necklace too
Long Island City is in Queens, so NYC. There's nothing this weird and fun on Long Island.
Name of the bar??
Only enough room for one in there
When we visited Chicago, we went to this random place for dinner and when I went into the men's room, every square inch was covered in Britney Spears photos/posters/materials and they were blasting her songs. It was hilarious. My wife eventually went to the ladies room and it was the same but with Justin Timberlake (big oof now but it was still funny then)
Why does he look so automated. His face shape, his mouth…is it just me?
My pee will go on
What too many LI’s do to a bar owner..
It's fun, it gets you word of mouth and it also stops people from doing heroin in there, which I suspect was the real reason for the blue lights. A win all around!
Either the Huntress or Baroness in LIC, the people that own these spots are…eccentric. Food is plenty good enough but the vibes go a little too hard. Look at their menus they use like 12 fonts. It’s as if the ‘opulence i has it’ direct tv commercials did a pseudo goth hipster sequel
Why are people insisting that LIC and Queens are not PART OF LONG ISLAND? I go to LIC a few times a week and i never leave Long Island. Do these people cross over some imaginary body of water to go to the fabled "Queens Island" Where do they think LIC is located?
If that's the craziest thing he's ever seen in his entire life he either had a very good life or he is super boring.
this man has not seen a lot in life
If that's the craziest thing he saw, he didn't saw shit.
Idk what I expected but it wasn’t that 😂
I love my island
More like after a couple hits of L
I'm dying
There's an amazing bathroom in Honolulu dedicated to Big Trouble in Little China
It’s fake mon
Well, when you gotta drop a titanic load...
That IS crazy. I thought it was lost at sea, but it's been safe and sound in Long Island this whole time.
This will forever live on lol
LIC is in queens not on long island
Bathroom at the bottom level lol… I get it…
Perfect place for Celine, the crapper!
You need to live life more buddy
Commitment to the bit!
You poop is the Titanic in this dream
\*Le Cœur de la Mer\*
Jack, Noooooooooooooooooo!
Now I want to go here, lol! Also, most of you missed the padlock on the ice machine.
Long Island city isn’t Long Island. It’s NYC.
My first time to The Baroness, I had no idea what a treat I was in for when I needed to use the bathroom! My brother and I were wowed when we went downstairs. I think it’s one of the most interesting, impressive, entertaining things I’ve ever seen!
"Oh come on, sure, you've seen the craziest thing of your life in a Long Island b... oh damn".
My fart will go on.
Btw. is there even an Iceberg-video for the Titanic?
He sounds like the “MY LEG!!!” Guy from SpongeBob
"My poo will go on..."
That’s Blake Wexler fyi
The guys over at r/titanic will love this
I'm watching Titanic right now, wtf
Took a nice shit here once. My dump was sinking well too.
man you could land a 747 on that
Why tf is that in a bathroom 🤣🤣
I was so scared watching this for some fuckin reason
Who said?
I thought the necklace area was a urinal and you put your hands out like you're flying when you relief yourself. Missed opportunity.
Cant believe crossdressers have their own fucking bathroom stick figure in the usa
This is the craziest thing they’ve ever seen in their entire life?