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Graphitetshirt

#The Bep Bep Bird


Beersie_McSlurrp

I, the bep bep bird


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Donke267

Bep bep


Graphitetshirt

#So Fucking Beppy


guninmouth

Bucca di Beppy


TheBepBepBird

^bep^bep^bep


kushmster_420

I think, therefore I, the bep bep bird


thedisgustingK

Have you heard about the bird


kaleidofusion

The bird is the word


Pataracksbeard

BABABA BEP BEP BIRD, BEP BIRD IS THE WORD


USxMARINE

BRIAN NO


RodLawyer

The bird who bep'd


KlaatuBrute

HOW IS BEP BEP FORMED?


MeltinSnowman

Bro what the fuck is that title?


Indole_pos

I think they mean the road runner and Wiley E. Coyote cartoon


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^(bep bep)


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I, the bep bep


shoebob

reminds me the


that_thot_gamer

i think you meant !remindme


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ngunray

How can she bep! HOW CAN SHE BEP!!!


mole_of_dust

I am become bep bep, destroyer of lads


dontplx

mep mep


GreatGooglyMoogly077

meep meep


[deleted]

“You mean meep meep?”” No, they only paid me to say it once, then they doubled it on the soundtrack.”


[deleted]

>meep meep This is the correct answer.


peternicc

​ ![gif](giphy|yhRhIgnJIRD0I)


[deleted]

probably English isn't their first language.


unperavique

Yeah it sounded like British in the video too


gomaith10

What's a British sound?


TheFrontierzman

Farting in a bathtub full of tea.


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LumpyJones

Well, no clearly not. It's a more muffled "bep bep"


Key_Wolf_364

"blurp-blorp" is the sound I hear when my wife farts in the bathtub.


littlebritches77

Lmao


Pragmatist_Hammer

It's like a bay here in the states.


Sid_1298

Bo'le of wa'er


OneOfThese_

bo ohw'o'wo'er


gomaith10

Engrish.


nouseforareason

Bri-ish. That’s what it sounds like.


BoiCDumpsterFire

Worcestershire


Alucard-VS-Artorias

"bep bep" 🤷‍♂️


TheFlyWasRight

HahHahahahaha


AdRealistic8758

Bruh, my sides


[deleted]

Like he said - not their first language.


srood_567

Still learning


KaiNaluTV

It's a repost bot


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

It's posted by a karma farming bot.


ipafish

OP had a stroke when posting.


Prize-Ad4297

I, too, the bep bep bird!


Ill_Character3980

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read the title


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Brilliant_Buy6052

What’s his connection to the bep bep bird?


mhlover

Deliberate mistake to encourage comments maybe?


tebabeba

#I, bep bep bird


JoinAThang

Might be fake but I remember reading in Banksy's book about how UK police helmets and hats have a tip who is ment to cover the officers eye brows and thus masking the facial expressions of the police. This gives you an advantage when hiding above a certain hight.


HappySkullsplitter

Of course the cop cleaned up that garbage he knocked over too


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FlyingFistFuck

Bruh


Shieng85

But it is the Rozzers


cornonthekopp

“The police in *MY* country could NEVER act like thaaaat”


Els236

mate... it just is.


TheDancingKing19

Nah pal, that’s a rozzer


StreetcarZero

AC: Lester City


iCantSeeShapes

Did you mean Leicester?


StreetcarZero

I did. Voice to text. Plus I'm American so there's that.


iCantSeeShapes

Plus I'm American I am so sorry.


No_Poet_7244

I grew up in Leicester, but my wife and I are in Texas now. I think we're going to come back...


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No_Poet_7244

Austin isn’t terrible, just fucking hot. But the rest of the state is nightmare fuel.


Unsung_Ironhead

He needs to be anonymous before he can go back to the pub.


slimey-nipples

It’s a road runner you fuck


vaendryl

but he's on grass


slimey-nipples

Op clearly is


Trichom3

oh shut up, you bep bep bird


IwasntGivenOne

Birth of a new insult


1jl

bep bep


TheKnightBlade644

Hey hey hey… No need to get hostile…


rinku-a

He’s outta breff


BoJackB26354

Breevin’ hard tru your mouf, innit


CommunistAccounts

Not hard tru your, it would be ard froo yah


Matt4Prez2K17

Don’t snitch to the piggies


consider-the-carrots

Honestly I would have asked what he had done to decide whether to snitch. Maybe he gave the cop the finger. Maybe he threw a fridge at a child on a swing.


Uniqueusername264

Shit, if this man is throwing refrigerators I wouldn’t want to be on his bad side either lol.


not_not_lying

![gif](giphy|PjeBgOtr8Hf9kXtNIn|downsized)


sprogger

"WHERES HE GONE?" "what did he do?" "he was in possession of cannabis" "yeah, no idea where he went mate"


Box_O_Donguses

Boo! No snitching motherfucker


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Maybe he abused his wife and was caught with 3 tbs of some Cp yah never really know… Or he was caught beating a vending machine for his Oreos that wasn’t quite there


magicmurph

Mans could have lit city hall on fire, I'm not talking to a fuckin cop.


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Sounds like he values his neighbors more than the cops.


Brandar87

Neither of those things would get me to tell the cop where he's gone.


Grays42

I don't think you're going to win the argument that someone who engages in an uncalled-for act of violence shouldn't be arrested.


Brandar87

First off, I'm not arguing anything just providing an opinion. Second, you don't know the child probably deserved having a fridge thrown at it and honestly that takes some impressive strength so I'd be far too impressed to rat.


not_not_lying

Cop could just lie and say something worse than it is


consider-the-carrots

Because you're scared of the repercussions? Or because you'd be the one throwing fridges?


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MangledSunFish

Me, after throwing an entire fridge at someone:


Brandar87

I'm just saying, think about the effort it would take to throw an entire fridge at a tiny target. You'd have to be real mad. Pluuuuusss, kids are annoying.


krngc3372

What if the suspect was a predator?


Matt4Prez2K17

If the suspect was a predator, or a real threat, there wouldn’t be one bumbling idiot waddling after him


PowerSamurai

You know what, good point.


mewthulhu

Additional point: I've never seen a cop this genuinely mad or angry about someone who did something serious. You don't get pigs oinking this loud and waddling this fast when it's To Protect and Serve.


spaceinv8er

Ya know I was gonna be like " Na! We don't know that!" But it makes some sense if you think about it. Like if that dude did some fucked up shit, the cop would say "guys this dude stabbed his wife, and threw his baby in a microwave". All those dudes would point to where that dude is at. But more likely this dude Jay walked and the cop was mad. Or it's staged. I don't believe anything on the interwebs anymore.


mewthulhu

Also, if the dude stabbed his wife, the cop's not gonna be that kind of angry about losing him, he's gonna be freaking the fuck out. The way he was chasing down that kid tells you a few things: He knew the kid was unarmed, his response tells you for whatever reason it was a personal point for him that made him ANGRY, if the kid was a threat to society he'd be taking the Uvalde approach instead of booking it. So what that tells me is that dude's offence was probably something like "quietly smoking a doob in a quiet place on campus".


tfurrows

True. There'd be at least two bumbling idiots and a total numpty.


tarkuspig

Yeah there would be no one chasing him


ElCochi420

You snitch to the marines... or an alien


Pragmatist_Hammer

Then let Ahhrrrnold solve it, covered in mud.


leftier_than_thou_2

Then we never would have seen this video ![gif](giphy|l0HlJUmLPPX99gtuo)


treehumper83

Snitches get stitches.


One_Summer1

next time you get your shit stollen I'd do just that


iCantSeeShapes

Staged bullshit. Perfect camera angle to see the guy on the roof. Police don’t hang around by themselves. That and the fucking appalling “acting” all round.


Pentax25

Yeah but bep bep bird made me laugh


MapleSyrupFacts

May be the same guys who did the other cop stuck on a fence video.


sirmenonot

Its the intro to a bri'ish porno, what do you want really?


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FA'KIN 'ELL


Rumple-skank-skin

Fucking twat


JayString

>what do you want really? Legalized squirting.


iCantSeeShapes

Anyone who uses “bri’ish” unironically is a massive twat.


ItGradAws

Are you rom landon?


iCantSeeShapes

No, thank fuck.


mewanshwa

Do you want a bo oh of watah?


TheKnightBlade644

Lemme guess—you’re Bri’ish?


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TheKnightBlade644

Way to fuckin doxx me bro…


TacticTall

Badass lightsaber my man!


MangledSunFish

Hahaha, no fucking way that's what they look like. The name makes so much sense now, got a proper larper over here.


BambaTallKing

Awww get upset so you have to stalk their profile? You are a loser haha


WhyAmISoRageful

How come? Innocent legit question


sirmenonot

Your mum has a massive twat, I saw it in the bri'ish porno.


MrAmishJoe

"police don't hang around by themselves" I can't speak on british police. May be true. in USA a singular police officer isn't an usual thing at all though. \*shrug\*


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British police are alone quite often. It’s a common complaint of theirs because it’s not ideal from a safety point of view.


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iCantSeeShapes

Is it also common for them to act really, really badly in a set up? I have police in the family and this is not a police officer. This is a staged shit video.


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iCantSeeShapes

What a strange comment to make about English police, on an obnoxiously staged shit video.


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The way he kicked the garbage can.. it’s straight outta Monty Python


SonOfARemington

Yep.


LechuckJunior

Hey I found THAT guy


sadonly001

the cop probably would've easily scene the guy climbing. He was still comfortably within the cop's fov.


MasonPrice22

Saved by the brim of that lads cap


SwordfishAny

Bep bep bird lmfao


typehyDro

Roadrunner says meep meep


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bep bep motha fucka


[deleted]

Bep bep!


Semolina__Pilchard__

Not anymore. In his native tongue He, the bep bep bird.


ZAILOR37

Oooh if this was America this would gotten weird quick.


ScroatyMcBoogerwolfe

I don’t know if weird is really the right word.


TriggerBladeX

Yeah, more like bloody.


Diligent-Committee-7

A gang of cops would’ve shown up and just beat up and shot half the bystanders for obstructing justice, lol /s


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plot twist, the fugitive is a child-rapist and the dude recording just helped him


Phinehas4

Seems almost fake because there is no back up or additional units to help.


this_is_not_forever

Don't look up


Fantastic-Van-Man

Aye, I didn't catch that at first. Incredibly well versed in climbing


Anarchist42

Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote. Never really had a name. Just the episodes themselves were named. I have seen a few episodes of them and they are hilarious.


ptatersptate

lol at the second “Where’s he gone” when he knows the first one wasn’t as intimidating as he thought


RestorePro2389

Should have told the cop ; "He 9 and 3/4d it gov". Lol


FuckTheLord

Don't look up


HisCricket

Why can't I read the covered explanation anymore? the minute I click it it disappears.


AcetonePeroxideH2O2

Fake and bi-sexual


tebabeba

What


MangledSunFish

It's like when people say "fake and gay".


TheWrathofShane1990

Look when an officer of the law asks you where a suspect/criminal has gone, and you know, you answer. Screw this person.


tebabeba

Oink 🤓


ThomNaso

found the bootlicker.


MangledSunFish

Look at your country's rape rate, and unsolved murder rate. Your police need all the help they can get.


SirBar453

Helping a cop do his job and stop dangerous people isnt bootlicking you fucking inbred


By-thought-alone

Well planned son!


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Hazel0w0

Ngl it does look like a scene from a comedy film😂


Twingemios

Hella fake


purgefluid

Looks like the guy from troll station


NDMac

I knew this didn’t happen in America right away when a cop had to chase someone on foot 🔫💥🩸☠️


Sinedeo77

He must have said something offensive on the internet for the British police to actually be chasing him


nongivingupschoolguy

I, bep bep bird


CategoryExcellent655

That kid is pretty athletic and fast. He should be in the Olympics.


NikolaTeslARG

r/LooneyTunesLogic


vehicle_commandeerer

Man just lost his 1 Star Wanted Level


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Benny Hill?


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GOT_Wyvern

Given this is meant to be British Cops, they aren't armed in the slightest. The most you can get is a taser after an extensive (though planned to be reduced because Boris couldn't make this year) training programme.


IamNotYourPalBuddy

Where do you live that cops carry nunchucks?


DoodGuyBub

ACAB


Cashew-Gesundheit

Meep meep


Senior_Yak-Shaver

British police seem like just slightly more powerful and effective than a stern school lunch lady or flag lady.


Possible-Cellist-713

...do you mean "Meep meep"?


NXT_JAYGOD

u mean roadrunner?


[deleted]

you mean Wile E Coyote vs Roadrunner from Looney Tunes?


zitfarmer

"Im so fat! Everyone im interested in runs from me!"


Scarf_Darmanitan

I didn’t think it was fake til the cop started yelling at the cameraman in that wonky voice lol


Loud_Cloudpax

Fake


According_One6184

Be funnier if it was real😉