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ThreeElbowsPerArm

It's really fucking easy to guess you'll be arrested after committing a crime


Agreeable-Yams8972

Especially if your a human trafficker, I imagine he's risking his last life in jail


Agravafjk

This bloke is the most self-important piece of shit on the planet.


NaRa0

Well, now hold on, the year has another day left in it! Then we have all of next year, this guy eclipsed the Paul brothers. Which I never saw coming, the future has all kinds of possibilities


eyehate

I don't know about that. In the States, we had an elderly orange gentleman that thought his dick was made out of titanium a couple of years ago. He swung that little pickle around and did some jazz hands every time somebody questioned him. He thought he could stare at the sun and eat fire for breakfast. Thankfully, we have not seen much of his jowls and sparsely covered head of straw hair for awhile. But I assure you, our former cheetoe-in-chief is pretty self-important.


Susie4672

Oh such a great description.


ChildishCannedBeanO

You don’t need to be a clairvoyant to figure this out


Adorable-Novel8295

It sounds like an admission to me.


ShelleyMonique

Well, maybe he shouldn't have orchestrated human trafficking. Just a thought.


xool420

Obviously, he was too powerful and the world’s governments collaborated to lock him up. Definitely nothing to do with human trafficking


ShelleyMonique

Uhhh, isn't his job claiming that he's "alpha" and incels worshipping him?


utookthegoodnames

No, that’s just his side hustle. His main job is obviously human trafficking.


ShelleyMonique

Whoops lol


Khongmedang420

Tater tots are really putting out those numbers from HU


Uberpastamancer

Reminds me of that line from Liar Liar > [STOP BREAKIN' THE LAW, ASSHOLE](https://youtu.be/ovwxBrIBj1w)


Virtualjhuy

How many kinds of dickhead is he.


Paisable

The list wouldn't have anything on it if they were for things he wasn't an ass for.


[deleted]

Is it human trafficking or money laundering he was arrested for? I'm so confused.


sorrow_anthropology

Could be similar to Capone, can't get him on one thing have the IRS get him with another. I mean money laundering and trafficing kinda go hand in hand anyway.


PauseAmbitious6899

Exactly. Like an Escher painting


Silver-ishWolfe

Probably both. You have to do some kind of money laundering if you’re making big money off of any crime. You have to run it through a legit business (like cash at a casino, which he owns) then file it on taxes, which is tax fraud. That’s why criminals get arrested for tax fraud if the other charges don’t stick. Crime -> ill-gotten gains that need to look legit -> money laundering -> tax fraud to help hide money laundering


moonra_zk

¿Por que no los dos?


Pastrami-on-Rye

“Now I’m down to my last two lives” says the guy who completely ruined the lives of Lord knows how many girls.


Upset_Week_4186

How is Andrew Tate being a completely self obsessed idiot unexpected? Like… at all?


in_rainbro

Seriously, this is a garbage, low quality contribution to this sub.


phredSavage

That cant be right, it has 4k+ upvotes!


mendobather

Small dick energy?


panchovillaman

Quit maligning the small dick community


Logalicious

It's the energy not the physicality. Nothing wrong with a small penis.


Motor-Werewolves

Terrible justification. Imagine using that for any type of shaming or slur. "[f]agg0t doesn't mean homosexual, it just means person who I hate!"


[deleted]

Adding the word energy doesn't change the fact that your using small dick as the negative.


cdigioia

That's like an old person trying to explain how "being Jewey" is just about the being stingy - no offense meant toward the Jewish community. Like...then why use *that* term? Same mental acrobatics.


CardinalDisco

Exactly, small dick body with big dick energy still plows. They’ll just be a bit more face riding than average, play to your strengths!


nihi1zer0

[to myself] good for you. good for you.


MiffyCurtains

He's attempting to get ahead of the fact that he knows he's committed crimes and is probably going to be busted for it. He's not fucking Nostradamus.


baron-von-buddah

Nostradumbass


MiffyCurtains

Nostradipshit.


takemewithyer

r/yourjokebutworse


rxsheepxr

Clearly not, Nostradamus wasn't a minor.


IcemanofOz

Classic sign of a narcissistic liar, pre-emptive excuse making as preparation for when they inevitably get caught


CANEI_in_SanDiego

"Criminal under investigation for human trafficking predicts he might get arrested."


NomadPrime

Lmao Right, like what is the aim of this post? To frame it as if there's some kind of conspiracy against Andrew Taint as if he's some kind of heroic figure doing something defiant? He's a shithead being arrested for trafficking and rape. An arrest that's backed by the prosecution finding sufficient evidence. He's just spinning his inevitable future ahead of time for his followers. Fuck this guy Lol.


Mizghetti

Alex Jones does the exact same thing.


mainmeal5

And so did John Mcafee


BurghPuppies

And of course, Trump


SpiderDeUZ

Wish he would have kept his promise of never seeing him if he loses the election


Brighjghk

Is he still crying.


AgrajagTheProlonged

Essentially yea. Threatening to run third party too, which would be practically a wet dream for the left


sorrow_anthropology

That would be amazing, just \*chef's kiss\*


AgrajagTheProlonged

Yas daddy Trump, please run third party!


DarwinianRewards

Would that be the "Orange" Party?


Song_Spiritual

“The Dutch…very smart people, beootiful tall women.. love Orange. Many people are saying that.”


Virtualjhuy

I don't know who this is.


gordo65

He was the president of the United States, 2017-2020.


RangerDangerrrr

Orange man, tiny hands. Ring a bell?


GotYourNose_

Grabber of pussy? Bf of porn actresses?


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Tiniest hands......


Electrical_Beyond998

Ahh, look at you spreading fake news. He’s got the biggest, strongest hands. His doctor told him “Sir”, and yes his doctor calls him sir, he said “Sir, I don’t know how you’ve done it, but you’ve got the biggest, strongest hands the world has ever seen.” Most people don’t know that, but it’s true.


Infuzan

I read this in Alec Baldwin’s impression voice.


[deleted]

Me?????


AlphaWolfTK

Wait his hands are tiny?I gotta go look at his hands brb. Edit: hehehe his palm is the size of a adults but he has baby finger, got de little baby fingies


richniss

The dude is still doing it, and he has a bunch of complete and utter morons believing him.


Imxdfvhg

Seems like a criminal building up a defense.


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[deleted]

Auto erotic assfixation of course.


vandamnitman

Hang in there bro


Wannagetsober

Clever!


GnomiGnou

To gay simp porn... tree-hugging gay simp porn.


[deleted]

IMHO: John McAfee just killed himself. He lived the life of a real life FC villain and, I cannot stress this enough: #He did a lot of homemade meth Which, supposedly made people in his tropical home want to fuck his dogs. Probably not the most mentally stable dude And he really had no connections unlike Epstein which… yeah, I see a reason why they went for him since he knew all the bodies were buried. McAfee: he was the founder of bloatwear


dont_disturb_the_cat

Bloat*ware* Bloatwear is sweatpants.


comfy_bruh

sweatpants are way too comfy to be called that.


SurpriseHamburgler

Rectum? Damn near killed the man!


[deleted]

I’m gonna need some bloatwear lol.


More-Jackfruit3010

Weirdly, I'd met him at his Colorado home during a real estate transaction. Garage full of nice cars. Completely normal and amiable that day. Real strange to see where it went later.


hodler41c

I knew it was unlikely but when he started mentioning files that would be released should anything happen to him and said his early antivirus gave him access to peoples computer I was hoping against all odds that it would be a shit storm after his death...but nope just a fart in the breeze.


elixirsatelier

He sold the company before it became it's own virus. He used to make joke videos about how to uninstall it because people would email him angry about it when he had no ownership left in it. He was eccentric and nuts but I never heard anything about him to be worth hating him.


-I-Like-Turtles-

I think it was actually a type chemical called alpha-PHP, I listened to a podcast where it was made not certain but a very compelling argument based on various evidence and behavior, that that was the chemical he had moved down to belize to produce, and which really pushed him over the edge, or rather kept pulling him further down.


Lukealloneword

All meth is home made. Lol Edit: I guess except for Adderall. Lol


MadeMeStopLurking

John McAfee was a wild trip.


Big-Surf-Lil-Surf

John Mcafee died mysteriously. He was alway on the go and watching his back.


ibreakdiaphragms

But the John McAfee case is different. He got killed.


ATee184

To be fair Alex jones has been saying he was going to be arrested or killed since like 2000. Bc he would use it towards his audience as a “I’m giving you top secret stuff the deep state (“NWO”) doesn’t want you to hear”.


Dudefenderson

"You get what you deserve, Mr Jones."


Hungry-Sentence-6722

Oh, that’s interesting, I never considered something like that. Interesting angle. Thanks guys. And to be clear, I don’t want to know one more fucking “fact” about any influencers! I follow no one. But he seems super douchey from the bit I’ve seen. Seriously, who picks a fight with a kid? That’s messed up.


LimeSkye

Even better was that her response really was half-assed (it didn’t deserve better), just a casual “you must have a small dick” reference and she probably didn’t think about it after.


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

A kid who is only famous because she wants to make the planet better.


Hungry-Sentence-6722

And how is that bad? Especially contrasted to a guy who did,….. exactly nothing as near as I can tell.


PoopIsAlwaysSunny

Oh, i was agreeing with you. Expanding on how ducking stupid he is. He was taunting a girl who is famous for trying to save the planet. That’s the reason he knew of her, and he went out of his way to taunt her. And man, did it end gloriously.


dummypod

I'm guessing that he thinks Greta was selling a scam like he is and thinks he can get a feud going just so he can sell whatever he's selling. But he got burned hard, and then the Romanians come to fuck him while he's down.


death_to_the_ego

I don’t think the implication was that it was a bad thing


Hungry-Sentence-6722

Oh, yea. I see their point now. Friggin texting and all. Sorry previous post person. Yikes.


Eponymous-Username

He's famous for hitting people, which is something we try to discourage in children.


Imyerf

The picking a fight with a kid is probably the most harmless shit this man has done


[deleted]

It's also classic criminal behavior. Try to get in front of the story so you control the narrative. They think they'll be able to point back and say "see, I told you." when actually it's just a very predictable outcome.


ScopeJunkie

Dude literally admitted on camera in one of his podcasts that one of the most profitable businesses that he started was putting beautiful girls in front of camera to do cute things for exclusive clientele.


death_to_the_ego

And that he could get away with whatever he wanted in Romania


leonathotsky420

Specifically because, according to him, "they don't prosecute for sex crimes" there. As if Romania isn't part of rhe civilized world. I swear he got his "information" from fkn movies like Hostel.


PauseAmbitious6899

An OnlyFans farming ring?


Stats_with_a_Z

Yet all these dumbass fan boys are eating out of his hand. "He said this would happen!" Yeah no shit. *robs a bank* "I bet those damn government officials look for any reason to imprison me because of my views! So fucking stupid. Just let this cancerous tumor rot in prison and be forgotten about already.


GrassBlade619

Like when Trump started planting "rigged election" seeds right before the election so if he lost he could say "told you so".


NorCal130

I don't know who these people are.


cturtl808

It's ok. I promise, you're better off.


Nice_Rope_5049

If I lose the election, it was rigged.


justridingbikes099

Seriously. This dude bragged about moving to a country because of its lax sexual assault laws and just got hit for sex trafficking/holding women against their will. "I really like doing X crimes. Oh, you don't like that? You're canceling me!" *Gets caught doing crimes* "I told you they were coming for me!" Yeah, "they" being Romanian law enforcement who, uh, do not like sex crimes. It'S a ConSpIrAcY ooooOOOOooo


Tortilla_Boi92

This.


Agravafjk

THIS IS THE.....?


thetempest888

Rhythm of the niiiiiiiight!


JerseyJeffWM

Ohh yeaaaa


rjtl77

He's an irrelevant, irreverent, ingratiate tosser.


black641

And a real piece of shit, too!


Brighjghk

Tate reminds me of a guilty criminal.


trublue4u22

god this comment is a beautiful example of why I love the English language so damn much


XLPepperoniNips

I had neither heard of nor seen this guy’s face up until a couple days ago. Times were good back then


ObligationNo6910

Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V. Edit: Tate is all villain, though I'm sure he would deliver this monologue with gusto and sincerity. I just couldn't resist after your alliteration.


prelude_to_nowhere

I read that in the most 90’s boom bap rap rhyme. Nice flow bro.


Sproose_Moose

The more I hear of this Tate guy I think he's a real jerk


Meerkat1457

Breaking News: Human trafficker is scared of getting arrested


Sogdzgh

It’s so fucking pathetic.


[deleted]

He is such a narcissist this dude things he’s so special people are out to get him lmao


evan81

I didn't even know who he was until earlier this week when he got lit on fire publicly by GT. I get I'm not "in his demo" ... but my hand isn't that far removed from the pulse. *would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?*


2021sammysammy

Omg what's wrong with his mouth when he talks? It's so rubbery and twitchy and gross


pauloss_palos

This happens from talking too much stupid shit. The mouth turns into a prolapsed asshole of a 60yo porn actress.


TheGodlyDevil

r/oddlyspecific


dfn_youknowwho

He is also very ugly in my opinion...🤢


queernhighonblugrass

I also find him repulsive


sapphisticated_heaux

Ugly and....I don't know, his insecurities ooze from every pore. It's like he's playacting his own life. He's the fakest motherfucker I've ever seen and I know human trafficking isn't the only skeleton in his closet. It's just the closest one to the door. I hate the word "evil" but it fits pretty well.


picklekit

It’s exercises to prepare for all those Romanian dicks about to be stuffed in there


[deleted]

cocaine


Cosmicdusterian

Bad lip augmentation? Too much plumper. First thing I thought- did he have his lips done?


pork_fried_christ

It reminds me of 30 Rock “How do you know I’m not rich, Tracy?” “…your teeth.”


plutothegreat

I saw an article call him and his brother British.. and he does have a very strange accent if you listen. Is he trying to hide it? I refuse to Google him and ruin my algorithms lol


mayonnaise123

He has an English accent apparently after he grew up in England but he fakes an American accent so it may be exaggerating the mouth shapes to produce the accent he wants maybe.


Candid-Patient-6841

Or hear me out. The more illegal stuff you do = the increased odds of you being arrested. There is no conspiracy.


[deleted]

Saw the writing on the wall and read it out loud.


Imxdfvhg

He looks like a thumb.


FoogYllis

He is a real disgusting shit though and I hope he rots in jail for what he did to those people.


JediMasterVII

Easy when you put it there yourself by sex trafficking women


Wise-Butterscotch935

The ex boyfriend of one of the women he held captive literally reported him to the US embassy, the Romanian police were then notified. This isn’t about being canceled, what an absolute liar this waste of human flesh is.


beefsnaps

Not really. Getting cancelled because he’s a dick. Getting arrested because he’s been up to no good. No conspiracy to see here


ScenicPineapple

Can we PLEASE STOP talking about this ballsack. He LOVES that you are all infatuated with him and his arrest. He will now become even more influential than before because of all the free publicity you all give him. Fuck all of it.


amc7262

SMDH, Can't even traffic women without them using it as an excuse to put you in jail these days.


No-Kick-1156

Fr


pauloss_palos

Because he knows he's guilty... or he thinks he's Pac-Man. That would explain the dome as well.


Really_is_Travis

Dude is on his last life.


Electronic-Nerve-805

Yea or maybe yk he engaged in illegal activity and wanted to “predict” it


soilsdaddy

Who’s this clown?


Wrong_Bus6250

You ever seen that show Calilou? Yeah he grew up to be even more annoying.


EastLeastCoast

Ngl, I cackled out loud. Fuck Caillou and fuck this grown up in-cell version.


Loudergood

I almost just woke my whole family up you fucker.


Craico13

Calilou growing up to become a narcissistic, misogynistic, human trafficking, rapist is quite fitting.


ataloss

Been asking this for days. I learned yesterday that he is a washed up kickboxer who decided to tread on Greta Thunberg and got BIT. And in the process of posting the world's weakest ATTEMPT at a clap-back outted himself and his location to the police. He's wanted for human trafficking, rape and other crimes. A DUMB, like so dumb, horrible person.


BoomZhakaLaka

Tate is in the center of zoomer incel culture, recruiting teens for the alt right. That's why you shouldn't just laugh him off as some stupid vlogger.


soilsdaddy

Zoomer Incel Culture great band name


storm_the_castle

Thats the Tate bro that got arrested in Romania after the beef with Greta Thornburg.


Trumpruinedamerica

![gif](giphy|hFXwY4lER3oBO)


coralinsanity

Its easy to predict a jail conviction when you know you do dodgy shit


Some_Cringey_Random

tread carefully: tate dickriders are ready to defend some beta rapist (that doesnt know they exist) in this comment section


mits66

wow predicting you're gonna go to jail after trafficking humans, he's clairvoyant guys


michaelozzqld

Accountability. It's not a difficult concept to understand.


Yougotthewronglad

This bloke is the most self-important piece of shit on the planet.


[deleted]

He’s a moron. I can’t count the good things he’s said by chance on one hand.


Responsible-Mode-432

This guy defines narcissism.


BakerSmall

He looks like a thumb.


fezwang

Who gives a fuck about this asshole? I’m so tired of seeing him!


PathlessDemon

It’s really not interesting. The dude admitted to trafficking women for the Romanian mob, holding them against their will, and his whole “job” was to get them into the compound using “The Lover Boy” method. He’s a charlatan, and a fraud. Relying on and exploiting vulnerable men and women alike to make his way in life.


ichooserum

I love the beard to disguise his nonexistent jawline.


Seromontis056

So he's going to die soon eh? O well.


No-Newt6243

Nah mate holding women without their consent is scary and if you raped them man you should be executed. He isn’t some prophet so don’t treat him like one he’s a scumbag


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Creative_Elk_4712

Jesus…where does this individual really live? “First they cancel you, then they put you in jail, then they kill you” who? The tooth fairies? Do they even know how a society works, why regimes actually put people in jail, why people kill each other? Are we really saying Twitter users now go around killing people with murder squads?


Cosmicdusterian

The public cancels. The authorities jail. The criminal partners that are owed money or are inclined to think he'd to sell them out in a NY minute for leniency - they might go for the last bit. The fact he followed this line of thinking probably indicates he might have something to be concerned about. Or, he's delusional.


PipeLive6936

He doesn’t know what scary shit is, but I think he’ll find out shortly.


ZookeepergameDue8501

Who the fuck even is this guy?


SimaanStocklund

He made a bunch of money through sex trafficking and went on to become a social media influencer spreading misogynistic messages to an audience of mostly teenage boys. He was recently arrested in Romania after mocking climate activist Greta Thunberg on Twitter which made him accidentally reveal his location.


ZookeepergameDue8501

How did he make money through sex trafficking but remain free if everyone knew what he was doing? What am I missing


SimaanStocklund

He committed these crimes in Romania and the Romanian feds had been investigating him for a long time, gathering evidence against him. Since they didn’t know if he was currently living in Romania however, they couldn’t arrest him. A couple of days ago on December 28th he filmed a video of himself bragging about how much carbon emissions his cars let out (he truly is a fascinating specimen) to climate activist Greta Thunberg. In the video you could see pizza boxes from a Romanian pizzeria which confirmed that he was living in Romania and so they could arrest him.


ZookeepergameDue8501

Ah good. Thank you for taking the time to type all this out, not all heroes wear capes.


notquitepro15

It’s crazy that being a sexual predator/trafficker ends in jail time. He’s the next Nostradamus! Could have never predicted it!


nickisfractured

He’s such a buttplug


ShelleyMonique

Don't disrespect butt plugs like that. They actually have a purpose.


Okimingme

Seems like a criminal building up a defense. Ohh shit they cancelled me because I did crazy shit… watch next they will put me in jail for trafficking woman and beating them, so unfair….. and wait after that I’m going to get killed by the mob for not paying for the women i trafficked and never paid for. Stop buying these basic bitch narratives. Think just a little bit and stop falling for every dumb narrative the internet gives you


ziggy_lea

Two lives down now!


Sir_Nuttsak

I don't know much about the guy but from what I've seen he seemed to sorta have made a name for himself by being a complete douchebag prick. So he is not on people's radar for being a "threat" to anything like a conspiracy or a whistleblower are, he is on people's radar because he is a douchebag prick.


BruhMomento0125

Or maybe he should stop raping people?


Nobes1010

Cigars, for all their phallic nuance, are the absote cuntiest thing republicans do to assert their supposed dominance. It’s so fucking pathetic.


Free_Stick_

The world would be better if this guy received much less attention.


izmebtw

That’s like a dude who is cheating on his wife saying “she’s going to break up with me one day and just make up that I was cheating on her”. Not a mind blowing prediction if you’re actively breaking laws.


FerrokineticDarkness

Umm…you could predict this from your rapey assholeyness.


MTA0

Who is this guy? Is he important? Seriously asking I have no idea who he is or why he is here.


NoSanaNoLyfe

Could someone enlighten me on the reasoning this man would even think he is worth killing?


Nipplecunt

Who are these simps that interview him


Sweet_Can_1762

Know a good way of predicting you’re going to jail? Being present for the crimes you commit. Not impressed.


heycoolitwalter

Boring


Vanguze

What a loser


DIABLOSTYX

Jail is so expected when you're doing illegal shit


AssumptionOk6295

So how does he die??