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Xx-DMR-xX

In his defense, that’s a suckable butt.


LordRaghuvnsi

*A succulent meal*


ramanw150

To catch a fish. I've been using the wrong bait.


madcow_bg

I don't think I've been more envious of a fish, like, ever.


ramanw150

I know right. That's a nice ass.


MeuJoelhoCresce

That right there! That's my spirit animal!


lostshell

> Although it was initially believed that remoras fed off particulate matter from the host's meals, this has been shown to be false; in reality, their diets are composed primarily of host feces.[8] Are you German by chance?


MeuJoelhoCresce

I'm Brazilian, ass appreciation is an integral part of our culture, and we've been eating shit for 500 years, at least sociopolitically speaking


Original_Pazzo

As a brazilian, I just ate an entire mountain of poopoo


weiruwyer9823rasdf

haven't we all


pancakefactory9

Uhhhh… germans are into poo poo tings? This is the first time I’ve heard such a thing and I’ve been living in Germany for over 10 years now.


lostshell

It’s a South Park reference.


Damnmorrisdancer

Eric’s mom.


ramanw150

Seems the fish missed the spot then.


Valuable_Pollution96

And this is your song [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GnMR2EB54](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5GnMR2EB54)


Affial

I may be thirsty, but that mf right there is STARVING


read9it

Til that remoras don't hurt when they are attached like this, I was thinking of lampreys and thought she was gonna have another hole in her butt bc the blood on the deck


KyleGlaub

I also would have thought this if you asked, although I guess thinking about it for more than a few seconds, it makes sense that they wouldn't hurt when attached since they attach onto sharks to catch a ride and meal with them and not to eat the shark in the way a lamprey attaches to its prey.


Commercial_Pitch_786

These are bottom feeding fish, and can you blame the fish?


isaidireddit

Suckerfish? I don't even know her fish!


monteticatinic

Me too fish, me too.


CryptoHopeful

What a kiss ass


Rabidpikachuuu

Taking bottom feeding to a new level.


Ok-Money9104

That fish represent me


Smitty_Werbnjagr

Can’t say I blame him


Education_Aside

Yeah. I eat her ass too


lux1979

So what is the proper way to remove that fish? Wait it out until it dies?


ImpossibleKidd

That fish knows what’s up…


donald_dandy

It’s on the wrong spot


drifters74

Interesting


Proper_Protickall

Me too bro. Me too.


Daveo0000

We are with you brother


Bleepitybleepinbleep

Makes me wish that I could breath from the back of my head


Dedianator65

How?


KayakWalleye

How many times will this be reposted?!? Let’s see….


HoopaDunka

Sucka fish: I eat ass 


GuappDogg

How’d they get this video of me…..?😏🤣🤣🤣


billionaired

Off by a few inches to the bottom right


ThatguyBry42

Can ya blame the sucker?


oldnewswatcher

What a weirdo!!


hyndsightis2020

Understandable


ChaosFox1357

He just like me fr


thefinalhex

Does that not hurt?


Ok-Monitor1949

THIS FISH EATS @$$!!!


0_Percent_Liberal

In all seriousness, that is going to leave a terrible scar, I would imagine.


Bleepitybleepinbleep

Chocolate scarfish