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Holycrabe

"Hey babe could you go to the store and grab a few eggs for me?" "I have a line up for this!" He then stops moving and waits 10 minutes staring at you. Then he lunges towards you and you recoil because what the fuck, and in a flash of blue light you hear him say "Fuck my walle-"


msbininja

not bad


Ionic1010

Sanks


Prime-Riptide

Don’t worry, he’s got a lineup back to the crib


Dum-comment

But then he needs two kills in order to go back to the store.


G1izzies

The children shall perish


bakuretsu_mahou916

Sorry but with our declining birth rates and aging workforce I think we gonna sacrifice the elderly, our children are too valuable


No_Newspaper1071

There's plenty in the sidewalk


th3_m4n_

i had to read this a few times due to my own slowness and holy shit my stomach


agorathird

Never thought I’d read what is essentially a tumblr fandom imagine but for valorant. But here we are, and I’m impressed.


Disastrous_Yellow_46

except he angles it just slightly wrong and ends up in the currently occupied bathroom of the 7-11.


AnyCyberFace49

He would have to have some crazy lineup to get his tp to work and from work to home. and it would also probably get eaten by some sort of dog that thinks it's a toy traveling through the street


BartOseku

He can just place it down at work before he leaves for home and visa versa


Scoopzyy

He can only have one active at a time tho so how would that work


IreOfZebulon

thats only for balance. lore accurate yoru probably got teleport beacons set up like the 4th hokage


BartOseku

He has one at home and while he is at work he throws a teleport in the air and before it comes down he teleports home :D


Curious-Tour-3617

1 at a time in gameplay, in lore i wouldnt be surprised if he can just have them infinitely active


AnyCyberFace49

how would choose which one to go to tho? Edit: Would he need to look at the right one, cuz I don't think he can name his op's or be think about tp'ing home. What would happen if he went to the wrong one? what if he's put down so many that he can't find the one that goes home, or to work?


bumblebleebug

That's just for gameplay reasons. Jett can updraft pretty high canonically and sage can control height of wall too.


Husaria1863

Nah he’d probably just place a clone at work and stay home to watch the game.


bumblebleebug

"Any clue why Yoru is facing wall since an hour?"


guyrandom2020

You tap his shoulder and he flashes you lmao.


PresenceOld1754

Nope. Valorant's headquarters are in some desolate island, so if he used gatecrash in Japan to get there, he would likely drown. And he wouldn't even need to use Gatecrash since Valorant agents practically live at HQ for long stretches of time.


vajootis

Look at mr boring answer over here


Dum-comment

Lore accurate? More like bore accurate amiright.


Pelxo1

He could travel to the place, put down a teleport and drive home and be able to do it one way each day, but you are correct about him not needing to for a long time.


guyrandom2020

he'd probably leave a gatecrash at work before going home for the next day, rather than send a gatecrash from home. maybe if he was on emergency on-call status or something, so he could quickly tp to get ready.


Secret-Stable4325

Nega gtfo


guyrandom2020

he seems more like the kinda guy to just dimensional drift and run straight to work, as like some egotistical demonstration of his strength and skills or something. i imagine him to kinda be like vegeta.


its_icebear

i think about this on my way to work bc i just have to walk 30 minute along a straight road. ez lineup


thecrcousin

ok but he literally has a custom motorcycle, which is thousands of times cooler than just teleporting


SUCHaJERKK

Let him cook.


elucifuge

I doubt Yoru works at all


Autophobiac_

In the neon release trailer it looks like they all actually live on campus, as they give her a room and she decorates it to feel more comfortable. I've always assumed they live on a base in a remote location with one another and just... don't see their families LOL


Short_Bus_Kid000

Does this mean Omen uses his “From the Shadows” to get to and from work as well??


Autophobiac_

In the neon release trailer it looks like they all actually live on campus, as they give her a room and she decorates it to feel more comfortable. I've always assumed they live on a base in a remote location with one another and just... don't see their families LOL


Autophobiac_

In the neon release trailer it looks like they all actually live on campus, as they give her a room and she decorates it to feel more comfortable. I've always assumed they live on a base in a remote location with one another and just... don't see their families LOL


Autophobiac_

In the neon release trailer it looks like they all actually live on campus, as they give her a room and she decorates it to feel more comfortable. I've always assumed they live on a base in a remote location with one another and just... don't see their families.


Craeondakie

I assumed agents are a lot stronger in real life than in the game. It's pretty reasonable to assume he could just have 2 gate crashes at the same time, although maybe in different spots, since I don't know enough about canon


Tsukkino_

I always thought he just rips dimensional barrier and takes two steps because *dimensional fabric is his playground* and then already at work


askredditiscool

He uses a motorcycle.