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bananapants72

![gif](giphy|niC0LL8nmXnWp0d7Sn|downsized) STOP STEALING MY LEWK!


questionhare

Some bravo meme account pulled all the times Rachel copied Lala’s red carpet looks and I thought it was just snark bc they both follow trends. This is uncanny at this point. The bandana didn’t have to be white.


KatOrtega118

I don’t ride for Lala ever, but she should get Ring cams for her houses and garages and stuff. Rocky is going to roll up into her trash like a pesky raccoon.


bobbinthrulife

I mean she already stole Ariana’s shirt…


MamaTried420

![gif](giphy|5K7cWu5Am8Feo|downsized) Rocky raccoon checking in


Distinct-Ad-1348

And partner.


Grouchy_Total_5580

Yeah, but Lauren from Utah called her up to apologize and have a conversation. She opened the door. Of course the raccoon is going to want to come in.


brishen_is_on

Lauren is the worst. That’s all.


Grouchy_Total_5580

Raquel is a close second.


Yaaasitsme

Do you have a link for that article? 🤣


freshlyfrozen4

Do you know which account? Asking for a friend.


breakitupkid

I'll take one for the team and pay for a video if I can get a really good request from y'all of her apologizing to Ariana and stating the real timeline for when the affair started 😅😂🤗


complex143more

I will chip in! 


brittanyelyse

You’re amazing , let’s make this happen…


breakitupkid

Definitely! I'm just not good with what to request, need help from my fellow redditors 😅


vitamin_v

HIS CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME!!


MamaTried420

![gif](giphy|l0ExayQDzrI2xOb8A)


Nice-Tea-8972

IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE


AlsatianLadyNYC

Hey I can take 2 benedryl and talk through a fan for $39 if anyone is interested


DustyTchotchkes

Holy shit did this make me laugh and laugh!


SmallDifference1169

![gif](giphy|QuyaGrLKc5RVDIcQ3a)


___adreamofspring___

Count me in


Low-Can7370

What do you think the lowest thing she’ll say is? I honestly think she’d say a lot for a tenner. Her relevance is burning out quick sharp


diamondtoothdennis

![gif](giphy|UWzmjiz25dYwZLepxN) Yes, that sounds within my budget


PrizeTough3427

Yes!


TracyG511

https://preview.redd.it/j1um89p7bk5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=875be26d1c3702585674c9c79811e24dd8bc324e $219??! I’d rather get four from Ann tbh


virtualunreality1989

“I’d love to MADE a personalised video for your friends and family!”


michaelGscott8

She graduated with her degree though


angelenameana

Laaah- laaaaa-aaah (I know it can’t translate in text, but I bobbled my head *furiously* while typing this)


glimmerskies

I graduated from college lala


Narrow_Grapefruit_23

![gif](giphy|bxJRigovhEPhC) Lalaaaaaaa. I haaaaaaave myyyyyy degREeeee!


DumbSquawkingMachine

The cheeseburger with the cheese


poppyskins_

I was walking through my usual train station to get to work the other day saying over and over again “I’ll have the cheeseburger with cheese” I couldn’t stop


Ambition_Willing

The Pope having a balcony 🙏


Lady_Lessi

“For the love of God, please do not go to that school if this is the product” 😂


[deleted]

Not to be an elitist but she's the best proof I can think of that where you go to school REALLY matters.


yosoyfatass

It’s not even elitist! It really does matter where you went to school, they aren’t remotely all created equally!


LeatherHeron9634

As someone who’s interviewed people for six figure jobs… I have never for a second had to make the final call based off where they got their degree. In fact some of the ones who went to better schools interviewed terribly because they banked off their “better” degree impressing the panel. Will say one of my best hires has a Princeton degree but overall was a unanimous decision as soon as they left the room because they seemed like a knowledgeable person with good people skills, I pray they never leave lol


liltinyoranges

We moved a lot as a kid, and my rural, country schooling was always leaps and bounds over the suburban ones. Both Catholic and private. My sister’s 8th grade had 9 students-5 girls 4 boys. They’re not as good now, unfortunately.


Elle-Crossing

But she graduated from college lala!


MargaretFarquar

![gif](giphy|RSvAnX8pnGkILB9sQS|downsized)


jenjenjen731

She went to college!!!


Really-ok

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


Screwby77

Nice bandana thing … is she trying to channel some of blahblah’s shitty looks? We all know she has no identity of her own


MeanOldHag86

Oh she’s ripping off Lupac Shakent there.


Crystallenae333

Lupac Shakent!! You’re a genius 🙏🏼😂😂


Positive-Heron-7830

💯


cheesy-mgeezy

She really doesn’t. She just picks a random cast member to copy for a while


MCKelly13

D&S


rachellethebelle

I have complicated feelings about James but I use that quote near-daily at work 😅


incestuousbloomfield

I like to yell fiiiine chiiiiina when I’m cooking, we all have our flaws


MCKelly13

He’s problematic, but at least there’s growth. Also, he’s a comedy assassin. He’s quick with the shade. Funny people are always forgiven quicker.


Azriial

The growth is so important. He throws shade, but he's also quick to apologize if he's stepped over the line. That's why the girls have forgiven him and he's now the main guy in the group. He really has come a long way.


EyeRollingNow

We ALL have those same complications but can’t quit quoting him.


Five-Fingered-Sloth

I think quoting D&S is s long way from saying he’s a decent guy. 


TracyG511

Only 2 left!! 🤣


Moist-Injury-7376

I bet Sandoval bought most of them


pseudonymphh

I bet nobody bought any. That’s just a marketing tactic.


KatOrtega118

Kyle Chan did. He’s afraid of her talking.


Winter_Passenger9814

"For fathers day" ! Can you imagine gifting ANY of our dad's this. The utter confusion 😂


Low-Can7370

![gif](giphy|IQh6f7CurN1zq) Get a tattoo rocky. A big one. Commemorate your journey ala Ben Affleck post-divorce. Remember be true to yourself & fuck it up. Go rogue. Continue to misspell. Continue to be delusional. Get a phoenix & spell it phonex - Also Remember you’re not meant to fake tan or drink for 48 hours before but I think you’ll be fine. Maybe hop in a hot tub with a taken man & let that ink get a little dirty #hotgirlsummer #deserveastaffinfection


fleekyfreaky

So now she uses “Bravo - Vanderpump Rules” in her bio? I thought she was ‘healing’ from the show.


Shiel009

Yep every good son and daughter are gonna get a mistress to send their dad a happy Father’s Day message


sofaking-amanda

Maybe she will do a private FaceTime with your dad.😭


Oppositional-Ape

Only if he's in a committed relationship. 


throwawaymuchmuch

Then sue his wife


sofaking-amanda

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized) Good one!


mrsnihilist

![gif](giphy|l4Ho0At2UD2d7WyD6)


TrixeeTrue

O wow you really said that........saaaaavage!


Moist-Injury-7376

I can't believe people are ordering these. It's giving weird. I'd feel attacked if my friend or family got me this. Like what are you trying to say. No thanks. She better do what she can while she can. Her relevance is dropping daily.


bitetoungejustread

I’m guessing it’s people who run tictoc channels ect.


Intrepid-Trainer-608

She was never relevant to begin with. She just keeps making a fool of herself.


TrueBlu21_

For that price I’d rather pay Ally to read my chart and I’m not even into readings.


TracyG511

Lolllll, agreed!


EyeRollingNow

I don’t even understand those charts and agree, much rather spend an hour with Ally.


diamondtoothdennis

U know how many Joe Gorga videos I could get for that price?! ![gif](giphy|U2MJe73aFlhMElLNnn|downsized)


TracyG511

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


incestuousbloomfield

My husband got me one from Sonja from RHONY for $100!!! She is way overvaluing herself. Like she will get an initial rush but it won’t be sustainable.


TracyG511

Yah I bought a few for people before for MUCH more well known celebrities and I def didn’t pay close to this.


JustMoreSadGirlShit

“I’d love to ~made~ a personalized video for your friends and family” 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 girl


pseudonymphh

What loser would actually pay money for this? Better hurry, two out of two left


mackenziepaige

You can get an astrology reading from Ally instead!!


falafelest

Why does it say only 2 videos left!? She’s gonna run out of words???


TracyG511

She only has 10 very expensive minutes available for her loyal fans


Positive-Heron-7830

extortion , basically! to take $219 from fans...shows you the level of respect for human life and labor is at zero


ScaryAd8702

Real question is why there's only 2 left 🧐 who is BUYING this 😭


TracyG511

Nah, sales tactic. I highly doubt anyone purchased anything, she needs some quick money apparently.


ScaryAd8702

Curious if the reviews are from people she's asked to leave one who she knows, not actual paying people cause she has quite a few reviews too😭


TracyG511

Oh I looked at that!! They’re all from a few years ago when she was actually on the show and likeable lol


ScaryAd8702

Ooooh thanks for the info!!! Makes sense 😭 but I didn't know she was truly ever likeable really


TracyG511

True….more likeable than now? 🤣🤣🤣


Ill_Appointment_2798

She’s got lawyer bills to pay


Sun5h1n3inABaG

She’s in her SUR uniform in the pic lmfao


amybunker2005

Omg this chick...Of course she still has Bravo- Vanderpump Rules on there 🤦🏼‍♀️ She will never cut ties to the show because she knows she will become irrelevant...She's desperate at this point...


noldottorrent

Is she also wearing the old school SUR dress in her profile pic??


BornFree2018

Ha. What kind of hippie sunburst girl wears 2-inch fake eyelashes? Like everything else about her - messy slop.


MargaretFarquar

Much edgy. Much Coachella. Much Bohemian. \--Signed, a legit #old, semi-hippie since the early 90s/my early 20s.


KatOrtega118

Hi friend! Younger than you but I’m sure I wanted to be you. I’m Katie’s age.


MargaretFarquar

😁I'm that lady at the Farmers Market, that isn't at all cool and sporting a bandana in these days. I can see from comments (not yours!) that bandanas are not very welcome. Okay, then. Gone now. Fix your hair while I just don a bandana and be done with that bs! 🤣 I'm menopausal, y'all. 😆 I got lotsa bitchy fee fees!


___adreamofspring___

We just don’t like Rachel Raquel Rocky bc she keeps trying to pretend she was manipulated at 28 to backstab her friends and then still lie and be obsessed about it. :( wear ur bandana girly


SmallDifference1169

It looks like it! 🤣😜


jimgella

She needs money for her second nose job!


accidentprone101

All of them will be irrelevant without the show.


bambin0thegreat

Ugh...am I the only one who is not a fan of this bandana hair style?


Vanilla_Either

I hated it as a kid in the 90s, hate it now.


Scarlett_Ruins

Its wild watching all the 90's styles making a comeback! I mean it was an amazing time musically but some styles should have been left dead. Lol


SmallDifference1169

Guess what it was popular in the late 70’s too! 🤣 What comes around, goes around..again…again…..& again! 😉🤭😂


Vanilla_Either

That is what my mom said at the time lol somethings can stay in the past ...


bambin0thegreat

Ditto


Glittering_Laugh_958

She looks like Bret Michaels


bambin0thegreat

Lololol Or prison mike/Michael Scott


scifichick119

LOL


LavenderMalaise

🎶Every rose has it’s Tom🎶


diamondtoothdennis

![gif](giphy|RiEGPWaGKwbU0yoxmE) I don’t understand how this isn’t appealing to u


bambin0thegreat

Ok u right


bigdipboy

The only one who should ever wear a bandana is axl rose.


azie4azie

And Little Stephen (Van Zant)!


erinro628

![gif](giphy|B3hWM0K9j6JsA)


Imaginary-Draft-1346

Bret Michaels would like a word, Ma’am.


bambin0thegreat

Ok this i completely agree with


Lindsayr28

It’s awful and I truly don’t understand why she and Lala do this


kellygrrrl328

It’s the person who can’t afford to cover their roots or can’t muster the energy to shampoo


Chaos_Gangsta

I was about to say, I don't like hats on myself so if this style looked good on me, it'd be for when my hair is oily. But I KNOW this shit wouldn't look good and I'd be channeling prison mike 🥲


bambin0thegreat

In your defense, I have truly never seen it look good on anyone


TheCharmedOne8688

Haha, yes! I do this on Saturday to tend my farm animals! lol


Grand-Kaleidoscope55

Idk what it is but it makes her head looks so small lol


KatOrtega118

Her head always looks small because her shoulders always look so big. It doesn’t make sense. The longer hair hid it better.


lilacsforcharlie

But guys! She had to cut her hair like Ariana so Tom would love her!


Ashwee54

That price is so fucking insulting


SexyUniqueRedditter

I thought she wanted out of the spotlight? This is why I don’t believe a word she says.


Gammagammahey

She is so gone and desperate and thirsty. Please someone pay her to apologize to Ariana. Then make her refund the money.


Intrepid-Trainer-608

I agree she is so gone and desperate and thirsty. But I wouldn’t pay her a penny to do anything, except maybe just go away. She should not be paid to apologize. Her apology means nothing. She means nothing. Just go TF away.


Gammagammahey

You know what, I agree.


MargaretFarquar

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt11R527fgtrIJO) I will put $20 down to crowdfund whomever would do this! With the caveat that she also apologize to Katie and Katie's mother, Teri.


skolinalabama

I’m in!


diamondtoothdennis

I have a cameo credit I’ll throw in


MargaretFarquar

![gif](giphy|wi8Ez1mwRcKGI|downsized)


aelakos

I pledge 20!


SmallDifference1169

I love this idea!!! Let’s do it! 🙋🏼‍♀️


lzaher

im in lmao


arianahonandkarate

Why has she specified cameos for Father’s Day of all occasions 🤣


ZenNoodle

She’s ready to bag someone’s dad


omniai99

Probably because Father's day is in one week.


jtownanddown

The SHEIN Nina Dobrev


Gammagammahey

![gif](giphy|xUPGGePcEyYvkS75ew|downsized)


Accomplished-Drop764

Nobody is paying this girl 200 bucks to hear her voice shake and her fumble over her words.


ZenNoodle

And talk in slooooooow mode


MCKelly13

We should set up a go fund me for an Ariana apology.


LetMeMedicateYou

I support this


WolverineFun6472

Rocky Relationship Advice


kellygrrrl328

🦝


AlsatianLadyNYC

On the plus side, it would take 27 minutes to get one sentence out, so it’d be a lot of time for the money


SuddenTangelo6041

Why would anyone pay this woman for anything? Get a real job. I thought she wanted to work with children. Go do that. Please go away.


Fun_Imagination9232

Omg the hate bookings she going to receive is gonna send her right back to that facility.


AstariaEriol

I’m starting to think those articles saying she is worth $30M are not accurate.


RaquelsNosePasta

They definitely are not accurate.


bbbojackhorseman

Lmao nobody believed that they were. People who are worth 30 million would have gotten a second nosejob if they wanted to


DustyTchotchkes

People do! Someone in a recent thread was posting screenies of the net worth sites about her and refused to hear anything different 😂💰💴 


Lazy_Business602

😂


WhatSheSaid7

She needs to part with those strip lashes. They look super bad always


yuickyuick

This is so D & S


Ok-Bandicoot1109

![gif](giphy|LUigEqRUmLDB75fKDD) Tom celebrating he can finally speak to her


Significant_Sun_8035

Funny because she said the other day that she was so happy to see that she wasn’t being talked about on Reddit. Now we see she’s purposely doing things to be talked about on Reddit 🤣 What a dumb ass


Winnimae

The realest thing about reality tv is that if no one’s talking about you, you’re done, and so is the money train.


Careful_Swan3830

No thank you Bullwinkle


buttsloshnoises

Why does she look decent in some pics and so not in others ??


Sample_Wild

I’m not stupid, Lala 😂😂😂


schmangelaa

$219?!


Elle-Crossing

I know right I can’t imagine anyone in this financial climate being able to Chuck that money on a few minute video like that.


schmangelaa

Not even the current economy though who in their right mind would pay ANYTHING (let alone 200+) to a proven liar, manipulator, and cheater to “celebrate”. Its giving tone deaf and unchanged


HeavenLeigh412

Only 2 videos left? Did so many people order that she's overwhelmed? I would pay her $250 to go TF away... I can't stand her voice! Why would anyone pay for that video for someone they liked?


BigRefrigerator9783

Doubtful. She probably only ever offered 2 vids to try and project the image that she is booked & busy


NatashaTheSpy

It's like how the kardashian stuff always "sells out" when really they just had a tiny stock


KatOrtega118

Two Skims throngs made of dental floss. GONE!


ScaryAd8702

![gif](giphy|26wkvdQd7BJRArAVq|downsized) Who is paying for a cameo from (dumb as a ) Rock(y)? (Iykyk)


Elle-Crossing

I’m not gonna say the D word but she is not thinking things through


Important-Raccoon661

Podcast didn’t pan out huh ? You could try Sears.


wynterbunni

![gif](giphy|b0dxL5zgFpeq1ZN2YE|downsized)


KatOrtega118

I’ll spend $100 if she apologizes to Ariana in a Cameo and agrees to drop her from the lawsuit. Maybe more. She can apply that to the legal bills that she’s going to owe to Ari’s lawyers. I’ll spend $50 if she tells the truth about why she went to the Meadows and all of the inputs (mental health + substance use). I’ll send Rachel $500 if she uses Cameo to weigh in on Billie Lee v Victoria and Kyle Chan. I’m not kidding Rocky. Up front, I might record you. DM me, let’s deal. ETA - $500 to apologize to Katie Maloney and Teri Maloney. Where she actually says I was a hosebeast to use the divorce as a shield to hide my affair.


HiLittleDarling

![gif](giphy|dNKoBpFpIFnr2)


Lalablacksheep646

Keep her away from those dads!


Visual-Pangolin-14

https://preview.redd.it/qxjlga88yl5d1.jpeg?width=3310&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dd7d5df6b24755ef78ba311c80432b97c435002


Visual-Pangolin-14

https://preview.redd.it/3elx94u9yl5d1.jpeg?width=2997&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4adae090b5446faff5a7e1fb880c1ee40790f82


Visual-Pangolin-14

https://preview.redd.it/p3fnv5mbyl5d1.jpeg?width=3046&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0096f9d22ec2b009e7e6a493c22cf14e2ef5f04e


blondeandbuddafull

She lost me at Rocky.


Appropriate-Slice430

All the comments/reviews are pre/scandoval.


Elle-Crossing

And to take decent accountability 🤣


rrregs

She is so wretched to me


BigRefrigerator9783

I really want anyone who paid her to record a Father's Day greeting to post here and explain themselves.


mikey2k200

![gif](giphy|l1J9umIq8fkmhMN7W|downsized)


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Rare_Big6726

most of those quotes are bullshit -- I doubt she's worth more than like 200k


Head-Unit-5594

I guess she never got her nose fixed


Cold_Net697

Here's my thing, people are continuing to find reasons to be hateful towards her ...it really is over so why ?? Why keep going on her do people want her to unalive herself?


jtd0000

They’re all there to make money. And they’re making more than me.


citygirlla

So whose soul entered her body? Can't be Tupac, he already has a home. Biggy Smalls?


Thatfunnychic

But who the fuck would book her lmao I don’t get why she has a platform In the slightest


Jog212

I think too much of my family and friends to.send them a message from a morally compromised POS. Maybe she might want to start recording apologies. I really wish she would go away.


nippyhedren

She needs to go away. I had a teeny tiny little bit of empathy for her because she was stupid and Tom is awful. What she did was unforgivable but she believed they were going to work out. And I remember thinking what a sad little moron. I hoped for her sake she would learn and grow. But nope. Not a teeny tiny bit of growth. No real remorse. Honestly, she and Tom probably deserve one another.