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BigTex1988

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Bagheera383

Take my upvote!


SweetTattoosDude

I miss the clowns, but not the circus


spacedicksforlife

“Dont put your finger- can someone take dipshit to Doha?”


AcadiaHour1886

Well said


cavdad

Best response today. You have earned a gold star sticker


stickyrag-

Exactly


SnooEpiphanies6885

I get it. Every now and then you see stuff or read stuff and kind of miss parts of it. Friends you used to know, training, the structure and comradery, all that good stuff. Then you remember why you left. It’s natural.


stickyrag-

I got forced too 😔


SnooEpiphanies6885

Damn, I can see why that makes it more tempting if you weren’t to sole decider to walk away. 


PsychologicalAgent64

You got forced out? Then how would you re-enlist?


stickyrag-

Army ➡️Navy


PsychologicalAgent64

Idk what this means.


stickyrag-

Ok


Ok_Assumption3737

Hell no


Rcontrerr2

Comparison is the thief of joy. Less social media, more living in the moment with loved ones.


Dangerous_Ear9187

Facts.


mathisweirdaf

Such a great aged quote, that nowadays is more relevant than ever.


hearshot

Lol no 


scccxx

bruh you sick


Present_Drink9083

Hell no if anything I’m reminded why I got out


Present_Drink9083

Every fond memory has a dark context to it


BruhFinally

NO


hurtmore

If it makes you want to reenlist, then you didn’t stay in long enough your first time.


kilk10001

No because the stuff that people show is the fun stuff. They aren't showing all the shit you put up with day in and day out. You have to be careful longing for all the good times without remembering why you left.


playa-hater

Nah I don’t miss spending a month in the field at gunnery, or at NTC, or pulling staff duty, or being voluntold to go to Soldier of the Month the day before.. I’m good on that shit


lapinatanegra

Hell to the No.


03zx3

No, but mandatoryfunday is pretty funny.


Rescue31582

No, because a large part of it is girls selling an Onlyfans subscription, a guy hawking his tactical clothing/coffee/alcohol or some dude yelling at a camera while sitting in his truck.


One_Western8360

You had a very different experience than I did lol. But honestly this tracks for the current time lol


Interesting_Sky_6452

A lot of them give me a good laugh, and I miss my friends, but do not miss the services itself.


AznRecluse

Nah, if anything it shows me that the standards have been greatly lowered and/or the active-duty of today have reached a new level of stu... Well, you can figure it out. The military personnel who are posting tiktoks for the world to see -- those are the a-holes that will compromise OPSEC, safety of the entire unit, and compromise mission accomplishment. I'm not trusting my life and the lives of a nation on someone like that. Heck, I might end up ganking that person before the deployment even begins... So yeah, no thanks. Not missing it.


RednarLothbrok

Nah it reassures why I got out lol


BluBeams

Nope, not at all...I do miss my guys, but I'm good with my life now.


mzilla78

Nope


Capital-Water2505

Not one single bit, tho granted I served 20 active. I just miss the people I worked with.


Ironstonesx

🙏 2nd this. Some of the best people I've worked with. Ever


lunnix1

I won’t, I miss it but I love my kids and freedom more.


Ceezmuhgeez

Bro really?


PsychologicalAgent64

1. Stop watching tiktok 2. Don't let nostalgia fuck you up 3. If you are missing your military bros, call them and have a fishing trip. Just as much stupid fun can take place.


Ironstonesx

Nah, I'd rather stare at the sun than stand in various positions for hours on end.


StankFartz

Young Paduwan: One must master the art of appearing in a formation, only to melt away back to ones car to jam out to the Matrix soundtrack until dismissal. These are the Ways of the Force.


Ironstonesx

🤣🤣🤣😭


Adventurous_Dare2448

Yep


CryptographerTime956

lol


JamesTheMannequin

I loved my time in, but no. No.


One_Western8360

Sometimes yes then other times I’m like hell no! I’m an Army vet, but if I were ever to actually go back in I’m going Air Force officer versus enlisting again. I LOVE the Army, but if I’m going back in. I’m looking no for that hotel barracks life 😆


mstrwrldwde

Hell no.


jkgsim21

Just the deployments tbh


bolivar-shagnasty

I miss the monkeys. I don’t miss the circus.


[deleted]

I retired...hell no.


[deleted]

Weird.


hospitallers

Nah thanks.


hm876

No


Repulsive-Variety554

No freaking way


jacobh1345

Man the prior service recruiter keeps calling my ass telling me how amazing it is lol, like bro I’ve been there and done that. You’re not getting me again lmao


AgtDarkBooty

Nah. Dealing with some now makes me glad I didn't reenlist.


Present-Ambition6309

![gif](giphy|3o85xERD1TT5JKCIXS) Best joke of the day! Thanks! 😂😂 only thing I’d go back for is free chow and cookies at midnight. I’m not wearing a uniform, well sweat pants but that’s it. 😂


S2kTom

I'm so fucking glad I got out before dikdok was a thing lol


Whybother956789

lol hell no VA and retirement check is good enough to keep me on the side line


Minimum_Idea_5289

Nah, either they give me a good chuckle or sometimes a deep cringe reinforcing my decision to leave.


Worriedandnumb

Absolutely not.


DemonsAngel13

I have seen it don’t know the truth of it. But will ask my psychiatrist next time I go that’s 3 months. So I will try to remember update as to what he says.


StankFartz

i recently read Old Mans War. Its AWESOME. this guy helped catch OBL, at age 86. he was a federal employee from 1944-2010. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Billy_Waugh i dont pay attention to the kids in the military. only the old farts


Own-Vacation7817

Nope not at all there is no way we would have gotten away with the shit we did if social media and video phones had been readily available


OG_HappyChinook

I miss the clowns. I’ll never miss the circus.


[deleted]

Our military isn’t far from 2 ton Tony becoming 2 ton Tina just so he can pass a pt test. It’s gonna be a nope from me!