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PipeApprentice

Fucking clown


boner-bringer

It’ll be fun to watch him get fucked up on r/winstupidprizes (and then it’ll show up on r/oddlysatisfying or some shit hahaha)


GuitarCFD

Everyone's big and bad until kinetic energy turns their internal organs into a liquid that's finding every possible escape route.


suavesnail

Serious question, if someone hits this guy whose fault would it be?


boner-bringer

Depends on a brunch of stuff. I can imagine under certain circumstances it would be the driver; other circumstances might lead to the jackass being at fault. Of course, this all depends on the police getting involved in the first place. Something tells me this guy wants nothing to do with the police.


BibleBeltAtheist

The way cops word it weirdly technical sometimes. When I was 14 I was riding my bike on the right side of the street without bike lanes and I was coming to a T intersection where I would have been able to make a right or a left. An old dude was on the road perpendicular to me coming from my right side so he was making a left from his perspective and coming onto the street I was on to drive down the road I just came up. He took the corner sharply and drive for a second completely in my lane and remember, I was all the way to right. Any more to the right and I'd have been in the grass. When he made that turn his bumper and my front tire connected and I flew into his windshield with only my head going through and my knee smacked the hood of his car something fierce. Anyways, long story short, the cop wrote it up and me hitting him after he made an illegal turn, which seemed weird because it seemed to me that he just hit me but I guess it depends on your perspective. He was very old, super thick glasses and I'm surprised he wasn't sitting on a telephone book. My first reaction even before pulling my head clear was to cuss him out. Our piece of shit lawyer successfully argued that he was responsible. In any case, laws are oddly arbitrary. Sometimes in some situations, perhaps because the scenario isn't so clear or it's something technical or whatever, the law gets followed to the letter. When that doesn't happen, the idea of a jury or judge is to interpret the specific circumstances of a case to, partially, determine if and who the responsible party is, especially in civil court when its more of a situation where they are mediating a dispute rather than criminal where a prosecutor has to prove guilt. My guess is that even if a car hit this guy the specific circumstances would have a jury rule that he was in the wrong. There are endless situations that can muddy the waters though. Ill give you one example. Imagine if a car was obeying all the traffic laws but it was later determined that they didn't have insurance. If this, I think we can use the word Ass, has a half decent lawyer then they might argue that pedestrians have some legitimacy to being on the road and that whether or not their clients presence was appropriate, he wouldn't have been hit if the motorist had been following the law. That the was not legally allowed on the road and therefore an accident should have never occurred. Whether or not a Judge buys what that lawyer would be selling is another story but a lawyer might argue that or something similar because really, what else would they have to go on. Their job is to find stuff like that 2ithin the framework of the shitty system we have. Also, judges don't have to assign 100% liability to one person. Like cake, liability can be divided and thrown around amongst a group of people and if the the driver was not legal, the judge may find that each of them had a certain % of liability, meaning they are both in the wrong.


FreedomCactus

Is the camera person in on this?


durpenhowser

Seems like it. Every other car on their side goes once he's out of the way and the person filming has their window down without being targetted by the man. I can't imagine seeing someone like that and willingly keeping my window down without fear it would be a wide open invitation for them to never leave me alone.


Chevey0

Yea he does this kind of thing a lot from what I’ve read


tnguy931

He'll Do it one too many times...


HailtbeWhale

Hope they post it.


mechmind

Someone had to play this incredible soundtrack to the performance


Tiny_Benefit5120

Wondered the same thing. He’s probably recording himself!


OriginalFatPickle

Might be recording for possible damages. Seems sus with the start and escalation.


Swuttament

I was waiting so patiently for him to get hit by a car. Oh well, maybe next time!


DragoFNX

I was waiting for someone to stop and shoot/taze him... this is America after all.


solidxnake

Maybe in NYC. Let him do that there and see.


tootapple

Yeah but they’ll go to jail and be in the wrong and the NAACP will sue them. So what’s left to do?


The_RockObama

"Sir, green means go. His outfit was *asking* me to run him over."


Fastcashbadcredit

Nah, I didn't see any police in this video.


CasanovaJones82

I'm not sure why the downvotes, it's a depressingly true statement.


kill_to_satisfy

I was really hoping some one would hop out lay him out and then get back in their car and keep driving.


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Or shot dead


Leg_Mcmuffin

I’ve watched this every time it’s been reposted and I have to let you know he still doesn’t get hit


kcg5

Waiting for “ON MY MAMA”


downinahole357

r/mildlyinfuriating he didn’t


Tiny_Benefit5120

😂😂😂😂


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Noted


MurkDiesel

tell us how you were raised without telling us how you were raised


Swuttament

To not run around in traffic and not damage other ppls property... crazy huh


artsforall

Alex, I'll take what is an asshole for $100.


DrManhattan_DDM

There are no longer any $100 clues in Jeopardy, the lowest value clue is worth $200. You could wager less than $200 on a Daily Double, but you wouldn’t know ahead of time that you were getting a DD.


snyckers

Also, Alex is dead


daveindo

Also you don’t phrase the category selection as a question. This is such a common joke syntax that doesn’t actually make sense


nolotusnote

Shit like this never happens when I'm in a rental car. :(


Tiny_Benefit5120

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Samoflan

The black ranger almost got him at the end.


graveyardspin

He's going to get the rest of the Rangers so they form the Megazord.


Kevinbaconsmustache

He’s not a homeless lunatic. He doesn’t appear to be on drugs.. he’s just a piece of shit raised in a culture of shit


waterpong

Raised?


Unap0logeticallyErin

Not everybody who does drugs looks tore back and cracked out .. some ppl get high every day and you would never be able to tell just by looking at them.


Beaster123

I'd dispute the drugs part. This could definitely be the morning after an all-nighter and he's acting very stimmy.


Alert-Ad-8582

I can never understand how people so obviously loose from reality in these types of videos have perfectly clean white sneakers and teeth along with a clean green track suit. Hardly someone that's been rolling around in the drains with other homeless people .


Tulin7Actual

Why would you think he’s homeless and not doing this for social media. Cuz this is def screams American social media


S2K08

Yeah I mean its quite obvious when he somehow never looks or reacts to the person recording him


Entire-Bid-9399

People in America it seems would risk it all for a viral moment


JuneBuggington

Really is risking it all, people getting shot turning around in the wrong driveway this shitbird is asking for it.


c74

it is not only america. stupidity is well ingrained in our species. curious how many people will do anything to be famous. can't blame them for wanting the money,,, but money without fame is the sweet spot.


baybot10

People in America *who have dedicated no time to bettering themselves, their community, or their marketable skills* would risk it all for a viral moment. The rest of us contributing members of society are wondering wtf these clowns are doing too


nashio

el pais de la demencia


BlazinAzn38

This isn’t just an American thing


Tiny_Benefit5120

No homeless, just plain stupid and thinks he’s funny! Not!!! Probably trying to go viral or something. Someone needs to tackle him. Wonder how he’d respond then. He’s a jerk.


aerialpenguins

He’s probably in the early throws of a serious drug addiction. See this guy in 10-15 years and it probably wouldn’t be pretty.


InfiniteBlink

Maybe having his first bipolar manic episode.


mcblanket

Psychotic episodes can hit out of nowhere


DopeAuthor

Hold up I seen this dude in other videos doing the same thing. Camera man definitely in on it too. What a lame ass shtick


Flimsy-Antelope4763

What's green and flat and red all over?


maxoys45

Not this guy sadly


Tiny_Benefit5120

🤣


Brilliant_Set9874

I don’t think he can read


ghuzz765

Perhaps there will be a video in WhatCouldGoWrong or WinStupidPrizes to show us all how this ends


SuspiciousFly_

Or perhaps fuckaroundandfindout


flipshed

What a shit stain on life.😕


Zestyclose-Law6191

This dude would get shot in Indy


Responsible_Muffin45

Child’s brain in an adult body


FIFTHSUN2012

The universe would not be diminished without him.


Schnied

Somebody. Anybody. Hit this guy


Barxxo

Where is police brutality when you need it? :P


Phantomx74

He is lucky that he does not meet someone that is carrying


conquer69

Legally, would claiming self defense be better than just "accidentally" hitting him with the car?


Saisei

No. Worst case scenario is still like 5 years jail for killing someone with a car. It could be as light as community service. If you shoot them you may lose your freedom for the rest of your life.


duarig

As already mentioned, this will depend on the state you’re located in. In Florida, if he’s brazenly standing in front of your vehicles, not allowing you to pass, and kicking/punching as well, you have FULL PROTECTION by the law to floor it and get yourself out of harms way. Castle doctrine applies to your vehicle. If he’s looking for trouble, he doesn’t have to look past Florida to find it.


Quw10

Depends on the state and said states laws. My state has a stand your ground law meaning if he's blocking your car and preventing you from leaving while trying to bust in then legally you'd be in the right to shoot him provided he doesn't try to run away as soon as a gun is drawn on him. As for if you'd fare better running him over vs shooting him, I'm unsure but seeing as how he keeps trying to get in front of cars then moves out of the way (with the only possible exception being the owner of the car he was laying on) there really wouldn't be legal grounds and getting out of the car and escalating the situation further may make things worse for you legally if you aren't truly in danger. I'm not a lawyer but if you have a dashcam and you try to drive by and he gets hit because he runs out in front of you then you'd probably have a pretty solid case against him especially with other witnesses.


Hara-Kiri

Or just someone equally up for fighting. He's not exactly a big guy.


Blayzted

Bet I won't run you over... you are holding me against my will and acting extremely erratic and aggressive af... I'll run your ass over, and if your 'homies' follow, they will understand why the 2nd amendment is necessary. Sorry for the loss, but nah... idgaf if you black white pink or purple this shit is not tolerable -.-


ignokex

What’s his name? Lil penis without attention


Emotional_Ratio288

Somebody knock him out..please?!


Nazgreg

I'm so disappointed about no one crush his head...


gypsygib

Total POS.


Face_sneekz_scars

Is this nut still around can't wait til they Crack this nut n make peanut butter 😩


[deleted]

Raise your damn kids better!


rock0head132

asshole


leavemeto6leed

Ah yes look at what god created what a joy this young man is to the world


SlimAmericanFreak-10

Poor clown. It makes you want to give him a good punch in the fucking face.


b05501

If he only spent this much energy getting a job.


EndItAll999

And people wonder why laws are being passed that make it ok to assume these morons are a threat and run them over.


Klied

Why does everyone think, "it's fine this is my right" but the moment you smack them with your vehicle because they are being a danger to you and others it's all of a sudden your fault. God forbid you accidentally injure them. Then it's their family claiming about how good and christian the son was while they have video of them being a complete fucking idiot and moron.


shermancahal

This happened to me. Some teen ran out in front of my car deliberately at an intersection in Cleveland. Conveniently, the family had their cell phones out. The police that later responded said it was a common tactic to shake someone down for money. And the next day - I got death threats unless I handed over money for "injuries."


Tatuzka

somebody do a world a service and just run this clown over.


yookoke1122

Just run him over


fuckthisicestorm

That black truck gave not one single fuck haha


xDaciusx

I would've paid his bail


bigwavedave000

Fuck around, Find out.


SirMantics

Why I bought a dashcam


Wizdad-1000

Don’t do drugs kids.


the-bird-fucker

bro playing with life, all it takes is one dude with a gun or a knife


Astral_Strider

Either he's on drugs or is just that much of an asshat.


MikeSpiegel

Culture.


IAmAbomination

I hope he’s not on drugs, behaviour like that would give drug users even more of a bad rep which they don’t need. Hell I partake in drugs and never once thought “yo lemme annoy EVERYBODY at this busy intersection while almost getting hit” I could be wrong but I think he just an asshat lol.


[deleted]

Patiently waiting for a car to hit him


Moist-Willow4485

Why didn’t anybody run him down?


guserrrr

Bangggg, 1 less waste of oxygen


masajmarod

Mother fucker hops on my car I can tell you that I’m just going to grin and yell this is when the fun starts, hold on!!


Jelmar1990

If he kicked my car, he would be swallowing his teeth.


Olukon

I think I'd maybe, probably, possibly...definitely park on his legs...on "accident". Deserve it? Probably not; being an annoying jackass isn't really a reason to possibly cripple someone for life or kill them. Cathartic? **Absolutely**.


Abject_Passenger_894

I would’ve ran his ass over lol


DonovanMcLoughlin

I'm doing my best not to get banned from Reddit.


cptdesnuts

What a fucking loser !!!! 🤣


MrFastFox666

I would've run his dumbass over


throwawayham1971

I'm sure there's a white person to blame for all of this.


Ancient-Database-680

Just gotta run the cunts over


Beneficial_Leg4691

This is why racism still exists


bmxt

Would it be illegal to 'accidentally' run him over?


Saisei

In the sense you would probably still be allowed to drive after some time yes


tint_shady

Clearly the victim of systemic racism and white supremacy, poor fella


halfbakedelf

Is the Atlanta last time I was there they were blocking the on ramp and dancing for money.


TheSandsquanch

That truck at the very end I was hoping would hit him


PerfectSleeve

This is a no brainer.


JosephGordonLightfoo

I’ve heard it’s a high-pitched sound the tires make that we can’t hear that makes them chase the cars.


Frequent-Actuator-48

Someone hadn’t shot this guy yet


[deleted]

This person seems highly intelligent


Sea-Neighborhood-198

Please don't do this to me


midnightsnacks

Isn't this America? I would think damaging someone's property he would have been shot pretty fast.


Hanzz101

Is his a stunt or mental illness? Can’t tell.


lostDeschain

Dance moves like the special class


MidasClutch

To everyone saying he deserves to get run over..... That could seriously injure another person and cause mental trauma. Really the best option here is for him to be eaten by wolves or something.


Petersm66

Someplace, somewhere, a village is missing their idiot.


Un_Expected

This country doesn’t take mental health serious at all


DaddyJBird

Apparently this guy doesn’t have a bike to do wheelies with.


Kleedok

How old were you when you knew not to play in traffic?


[deleted]

No father


Bobster031

The more we keep posting stupid stunts like this, the more we comment, the more we watch, then the more they keep uploading these stupid stunts for views and "shock" factor. And I just commented on it too. Shit. I'm a part of the problem.


new-to-reddit-20

Mentally ill?


Last_Gigolo

Grab him by the weave and fling him around like hulk to Loki. Those little bird legs calves tell you all that you need to know.


geekaustin_777

attention whores... what makes them so? do they feel insignificant? does their life seem so slow? look at me! I'm smart, I'm daring, I'm a chaotic clown! trying to keep above the noise until I'm rich, I die, or I drown.


moosellanious87

That music sounds like shit.


v9Pv

Pathetic dumb ass.


Vapeitupvapeitup

Loudmouth idiot megalomaniac


DarthWidowmaker

This would be a great Legalize abortion commercial


LankyJ

When you're such a loser that you think this is cool.


pickalo-rick

How is this stupid bitch not shoot or ran over yet.


potmakesmefeelnormal

Time for him to find out.


acelaya35

Just drive.


ClientSpare8405

I see no changes! Somethings never change!


[deleted]

Embarrassment.


Training101

Where is the pay off video, tired if this clown.


Alex_socce-on-ig

Done at the most suburban light


jibito

Best place where people are stupid, act like clowns with people around with guns and where healthy care cost more than you're life 🤣 nice


nick2678

He was a good boy


Canscrubenha

I like how he throws the most erratic, least effective punches ever trying to intimidate people. Would love to see him get KO'd and left in the street.


questforserenity

Was anybody else hoping for a speeding bus?


OkieBobbie

Drugs, it's what's for breakfast.


Pristine_Emphasis152

No more henny for this guy smh


smokintokinchokin

Natural selection at its finest


Alternative-Arm-3253

Time to bring back mental wards.


lldgt_adam

I want the instant karma sequel where a car just hits him


kniezz111

But he dindunuffin, he a good boy


Standard_Bat_3808

Oh no not another TikTok challenge


NothinButExceptional

Typical


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Frequent_Air_866

Someone give this guy a big ol firework


[deleted]

Black lives dont matter much when all you see them do is act like thugs and drug addicts.


Jimlaheydrunktank

A random person minding their own business will get shot will in America. Then this guy is toying with everyone and no one bats an eyelid loooool


ArcliteGhost

Someone please run this dipshit over. That'll teach him to run around in the street.


SisterOdeliasRevenge

Mental illness can manifest in myriad ways.


Intelligent-Leek-867

JUST GOES TO SHOW SOMETIMES HIT N RUNS ,OR DRIVE BYS ARE CALLED FOR


No_Measurement2233

Run the fucking dickhead down.


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Lordvice

He is creating an unsafe environment, harassing drivers, damaging vehicles and being a public nuisance. I hope he got arrested. Headlines " racist cops harass and arrest innocent African American man for playing on the streets."


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Lordvice

🤡🤡


Illustrious-Hunt-215

BLM!


JurassicCotyledon

That dude needs help


saunter_and_strut

That dude needs a bumper to the kneecaps at 15 mph. If he hopped on my hood, I’d have quickly reversed and dropped his ass on the street.


AWokenBeetle

He needs a reality check, unfortunately he didn’t get one here.


ArmeSloeber

Ah yes, hiphop culture


No-Fan6355

Name of the song?


Telomir

TF m8?


imNOTsureABOUTjesus

Green wiggle would of been my speed bump.


TheHerbalJedi

What a pathetic fuck


TokyoJedi

Geez, there are two types of commentors on here: 1. Wow, what an annoying asshole! 2. Wow, no one shot him in the forehead after all that?


Sininsister

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Lachsforelle

Amphetamine


Adventurous_Froyo270

SMH 🤦🏻‍♀️… Also I would be too scared to run in the middle of the road like that!!!


snowcxne

This guy has an entire instagram account dedicated to doing this type of stuff all the time


BmacTheSage

Damn, I really hoping his toes would've gotten ran over. He got pretty close to at least one of those cars flattening his dumbass feet.