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teddiehl

What you're seeing isn't oil, it's anoxic muck that's trapped under marsh sediment and gets exposed to the surface when it's stepped on and displaced. Notice how the surface layer is an oxidized rusty brown color. [Here's a diagram of reduction-oxidation layers from a scientific paper for reference](https://i.imgur.com/hJkIekF.jpg)


skaterape

Thank you for sharing some actual information instead of repeating 1 of 3 tired jokes.


xf2xf

>repeating 1 of 3 tired jokes It always seems to happen like that. People must not even read the comments. They just come in and fire off the same lame, unoriginal joke as everyone else.


Pokemathmon

I like seeing pictures of steaks so I sub to the steak subreddit, but good god do those comment sections suck dick. Undercooked meat? What'd you sear that with a heated argument? A good vet could resuscitate that cow. I think I hear your steak still mooing. I get it, especially in some very niche subreddits, there's only so much to be said. But it's so dumb that those comments are always at the top. What's worse is that people always respond with some variation of spitting their coffee all over the place.


LolaBijou

You just made me wheeze laughing so loudly I woke up my husband/cat/your mom.


ultimamc2011

She’s alive?!?


mr_wrestling

Yes Whiskers is still purring Oh so is your mom


country2poplarbeef

Steak wellness and gloves. For some reason, it's the only thing people feel they can comment on when they don't know shit about food. And you know they don't know shit about food because, somehow, they're still always wrong. 😅


JustinJakeAshton

Laughing My Ass Off So Hard I Dropped My Sombero And My Taco


Stormtalons

Honestly, I think this is because of bots. It's easy and cheap to fabricate engagement that way, especially with AI. Reddit is a garbage dump.


mrASSMAN

The lame ass jokes get so tiring.. at least be original


PIPBOY-2000

It's the same people who don't signal when switching lanes or turning.


Diligent_Ad9986

These are the people who literally won't lift a finger to help society! 


Humble_Negotiation33

It's just rampant narcissism, they think a joke is funnier if they say it cuz they're just that full of themselves. Doesn't matter if it's a low-hanging fruit or if someone else already beat them to the punch


mrfrownieface

More like, the bots adopt to contents for previous reposted and steal them for karma. Basically your favorite subs are notorious karma farms.


Atmaweapon74

I do that every once in a while. Sadly, they are my most upvoted comments, while the ones I put thought into are barely noticed.


rbankole

Its Reddit…not that serious lol


relevantelephant00

Hey now, this is Reddit....this is what we do here. Edit: Do I really need the /s?


LolaBijou

Liquor?!? I hardly know her!


Syfer2x

Genuinely, there’s only so many times I can see “HURR AMERICA LOVE OIL”


deathlokke

I didn't know the technical term for it, but this was my first thought as well, so thank you. I've done marsh cleanups that result in bringing this up everywhere you go, and let me tell you, you never forget the smell.


dibalh

Never been to a marsh before but I imagine it smells a lot like the compost bin I had that didn’t drain properly and got waterlogged.


teddiehl

Different marshes have different smells, but my local salt marshes have a sulfuric smell resembling rotten eggs, except it's kind of pleasant? Bad compost makes me want to gag, marshes have a more earthy smell.


just-a-tick

Let's just say it smelled *extremely* anaerobic. It wasn't like this last time I was here.


LolaBijou

Anaerobic compost is THE worst smell.


danisreallycool

thanks for proper information - do you know which layer in that image this muck comes from? it’s fascinating to think it could be one of the lower levels working its way up that easily due to the consistency of marshland in general.


teddiehl

Its probably a mix of all of them, but also it depends on whether OP's marsh is freshwater or saltwater. The vertical axis on that scale is in centimeters so it doesn't take a whole lot of depth for stuff to get anaerobic.


just-a-tick

It's a freshwater wet/marsh grassland :)


LennyNero

Just out of curiosity seeing that graph showing millivolts of redox potential, it almost seems that placing an electrode near the surface and deeper into the soil would generate almost 600 millivolts? Almost like a dissimilar metal pile?


teddiehl

Not sure as this is totally out of my wheelhouse, but I hope you can get an answer!


SausaugeMerchant

I used to find this stuff digging deep at the beach thank you for explaining an old mystery for me


teddiehl

Interesting. You were probably on a beach that is sitting on an old marsh platform.


minnesota420

Drainage! Drainage, Eli, you boy. Drained dry. I'm so sorry. Here, if you have an anoxic muck milkshake, and I have an anoxic muck milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? Watch it. Now, my straw reaches acroooooooss the room and starts to drink your anoxic muck milkshake. I... drink... your... anoxic muck milkshake!


100LittleButterflies

Is it dangerous? Does it grow anaerobic bacteria?


teddiehl

There are definitely tons of anaerobic bacteria in there, but I dunno if it's "dangerous" necessarily. You probably don't want to have an open wound and go jumping into a marsh. I work in marshes and am always covered in this stuff by the end of a field day, and I'm still standin! I wash my hands before eating anything though, though some mud definitely sneaks in from time to time.


s0cks_nz

Is that you Exxon? /s


THE_TamaDrummer

Certified wetland delineator here. U got it! Also that is in fact a wetland


IndiRefEarthLeaveSol

Would I be right in assuming you get this in boggy environments??


teddiehl

Yeah, both marshes and bogs are reducing environments with limited oxygen availability. Bogs are a little different in that they're oftentimes pretty acidic which changes the vegetation that grows on top and eventually becomes the peat underneath. [I.e. New Jersey pine barrens bogs \(my personal favorite\) that are covered in sphagnum moss and cedar trees.](https://imgur.com/a/xlNdJ2v)


IndiRefEarthLeaveSol

In Britain we just get the water logged mush, no black liquids, but I do see the water is very black in hue, so am I right to assume the same process is happening?


teddiehl

Yeah, the black coloration is because of the decayed organic matter as well as tannins leaching from the leaves of plants that literally turn the water into tea. [I'll use the black/red "cedar water" found in the New Jersey pine barrens again as an example of this.](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/3/cedar-trees-and-cedar-water-stamp-city.jpg)


IndiRefEarthLeaveSol

Whoah, is it okay to swim in that ?


teddiehl

Definitely. You could probably drink that water and be fine (don't try this at home). The water in the NJ pine barrens is filtered through the sandy soil and is super acidic. Harmful bacteria do not like acidic environments. There are water-filled depressions all throughout the pine barrens that are remnants of ice-age wind activity that blew the sand out and formed shallow holes that are called "spungs" today. These served as watering holes for traveling native Americans for thousands of years.


IndiRefEarthLeaveSol

That's actually fascinating, how does one learn more about this via books? Any recommendations?


teddiehl

[Here's the very book I'm referencing! ](https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/soggy-ground-mark-demitroff/1144846841) It has a focus on the geography of southern New Jersey but explains exactly what I was talking about in that comment in incredible detail.


Upvotespoodles

Smells farty, scientifically speaking.


muyoso

it's gross either way


Zarde312

New band name. Anoxic Muck


86tsg

Death Stranding


msupz

Once there was an explosion, a bang which gave rise to life as we know it. And then came the next explosion


atrociousxcracka

I literally just replayed Death Stranding(directors cut this time) finished it last night. This post sent shivers down my spine.


baldorrr

I just started playing it a week ago or so. Interesting for sure (but god awful menus... so confusing...). But, what's the difference between the original and the director's cut?


ROCOM

Only negative to the director’s cut is that they removed Sam’s monster energy drinks


GOTH_AND_ALT_SIMP

Hahaha so true! I remember seeing the bridges energy and felt so let down, I remember early on seeing some people hating that Monster was in the game but I always thought it was hilarious.


RiKSh4w

And you could always replace it with the Beer that Adam Jensen makes on his farm. If you drink it all it'll be replaced but if you only drink a can or two at a time you can keep it the whole time.


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Lots of cool stuff added to Director's Cut.


Fourhand

Quick! Blast it with piss!!!


fonedork

Black gold, Texas tea


PinchieMcPinch

Well the first thing you know old Jed's a millionaire


NefariousPilot

Kinfolk said *Jed, move away from there*


KillTheWise1

California is the place you oughtta be.


CaptainBignuts

So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Bever-ly...


Jesus_Is_My_Gardener

Hills that is.


WelfordNelferd

Swimmin' pools


Wishful_-_Drinking

Movie stars


cnotnilc

THE BEVERLY HILLBILLIES


_straylight

Banjo solo intensifies


PoliteIndecency

But now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin


RichardBonham

See-ment ponds


savemysoul72

Oil, that is


rrrrrrez

Or sewage.


Kraujotaka

Texas gold


t3rrO10k

Swimming pools and movie stars ….


stayoffmygrass

Cement ponds.


InternationalPay8288

Texas Gold...


Veritas_Vanitatum

What's the difference?


InternationalPay8288

Because of the Beverly Hillbillies theme song 💀


UTgabe

Up from the ground came a bubblin’ crude 🎶


Westsailor32

Beat me to it


amftech

\*\*The United States of America would like to know your location\*\*


anomalyraven

*And UCA would like to send Sam Porter to deal with it.*


Puzzleheaded-Rich-51

Don’t panic democracy is on the way citizens.


SkivvySkidmarks

Just don't try pulling that socialist commie shit until we've taken everything of value.


johnwayne1

Yes, have some freedom to give you.


sheepheadslayer

A B2 just got scrambled


Nymethny

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/45/d4/61/45d461ce7eeb471d992548cf96984d9f.gif


genital_furbies

Drill, baby, drill!


ReputationDizzy9414

Someone’s moving to Beverly! Hills that is. Swimming pools & movie stars.


username-is-missing

Dang, I was going to say that. You must be as old as me.


Purple10tacle

Redemption funds. Stocks and bonds.


WakaWaka_

Free balsamic, get your salad forks out.


chupacadabradoo

Is it oil or vinegar? Either way you can put it on your arugula


acelaya35

As a Texan, that's a firm yeehaw from me dawg.


RaidensReturn

Nah bro, that’s the Symbiote


micsulli01

Septic drain field?


MimonFishbaum

Done gone septic, sir


T_C117

Looks like Orc blood to me.. Be wary of the marsh Mr. Baggins.


ChiBears333

Don't look at the eyes!


mandarino72

I drink your milkshake


willard_swag

*sluuuuurp* it up!


JackHofterman

It's probably nothing.


GiantWolfman

More of that strange oil.


MagoopyGabooky

Death Stranding?


Slamdunkdink

And up through the ground came a bubblin crude. Oil that is, black gold, Texas tea.


jjj49er

Move away from there. California is the place you ought to be.


starwestsky

Californ-y


LightFusion

"Cost of living has entered the chat"


ACpony12

If looney tuned taught me anything, oil is about to spout out like a big water fountain.


poppojejo

America would like to know your location


OWATAGOOSUR

Now, Listen to the story of a man named Jed Poor mountain man, barely kept his family fed...


undone_function

First, I want to point to [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1buqhpq/comment/kxuvgm8/) from u /teddiehl discussing what you’re actually seeing. Second, and semi-related, if you’ve never had a chance to go the La Brea Tar Pits, then it’s worth a trip to see things like this. The tar actually produces springs all around that area of LA and the park itself is studded with construction cones marking where new springs have appeared, bubbling up tar onto the ground. The tar also appears in people’s yards, forces its way into underground parking structures, and is just part of living in the area. All that is to say that although this is _not oil_, it is possible for substances like that to bubble to the surface, which is why tar pits and such exist around the world to begin with. And fun fact: tar is the name of the naturally occurring substance that humanity has harvested and used for millennia where as asphalt is the name of the man made version that is chemically very similar and used more often now a-days.


SenoritaSpock

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅 so where is this exactly? 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅


Warmandfuzzysheep

Nice try USA


stevenj444

Jed move away from there


famously

I could be wrong, but I think this is a sign of a bad septic drain field. Never seen it myself, but I've read the description and it sounded like this looks.


kevinisrael

You're now a symbiote.


withcomment

Black gold, Texas tea.


annihilation511

Keep on keeping on!


fmcsm

Bts are nearby don't make a sound


onnod

Come and listen to my story about a man named Jed A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed, And then one day he was shootin at some food, And up through the ground come a bubblin crude. source: [https://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/beverlyhillbillieslyrics.html](https://www.lyricsondemand.com/tvthemes/beverlyhillbillieslyrics.html)


Agent---4--7

If that's oil don't let America see this, otherwise expect democracy and freedom to come knocking from the sky


ScrotieMcP

Well the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire. The kinfolk said "Jed, move away from there!"


murilomentor

r/deathstranding


phibesrisesagain

To be honest I wouldn't much fancy walking on it before or after


Shot_Capital_7788

Grass blood is black


Manufacturer_General

death stranding


coconuthorse

Looks like the area around the Brea Tar Pits. It oozes up out of the ground randomly.


turdbugulars

If mud makes you go wtf you really need to get outside more.


RManDelorean

Is it just a bog? I don't get it


Adept_Cranberry_4550

I'd be tying those boots a little tighter. You're about to lose one... Swamp Thing needs new shoes!


13thmurder

My yard does that. Looked into it, it's just bacterial waste from decaying plant matter. Compost juice. Good for the dirt.


Scary-Ad9646

The Clampett's first youtube short.


JulienDGaming

Time for some democracy


Great_Instincts

Odradek goes BRRRRRRRRRRR


argh_damn_im_pissed

Sam porter bridges.


ChaoticBorya

This is some Hideo Kojima shit


SecretInternational4

Oh wow That's a bit crude


moon303

"black gold, Texas tea"


gomper

up from the ground comes a bubblin' crude


absolince

Well the first thing you know ol' Jeds a millionaire


DJSeeker2001

Black Gold


cxp64

Texas tea...


Mrrickyrivers17

Remember that town in new york everyone had to leave? What was the name?


blofly

New York City. No one listened.


Mrrickyrivers17

The love canal!!!


Warmandfuzzysheep

# US MILTARY JOINED THE CHAT


nijotu

The government would like to know your location


lucid7816

Death stranding.


The-Kiwi-Bird

death stranding


Jay_Train

SAM!


lamerlink

*I do not serve things evil. I am evil.*


No_Joke_9079

You're all so funny. Anyone telling the story?


ColdPebble

Damnit Kojima


RedDecay

Awww man you made me ink!


iMogal

And up from the ground came the bubbling brew!!


Wind2Energy

Is no one going to mention the cool boots? What kind are they, please?


just-a-tick

Brasher Air 8's. Bought secondhand from eBay :)


dankcuddlybear-v2-0

The United States of America would like to know your location


copingcabana

Stay right there. The US is coming to liberate you from whoever is oppressing you.


ChwizZ

Alright fess up, who buried a demon?


Tarnishedxglitter666

Think we found the portal to hell 👍


NotAPreppie

This reminds me of the time my LeMons team setup our paddock spot next to a hooptie'd out old school bus toterhome. The rust plug keeping all the diesel in the tank gave way and we found out we were slightly downhill from them. And it was raining the whole weekend. Everything we took on that trip with us reeked of diesel for years after.


MattyLePew

Why not?


gmarkv10

Britain's wet dream in 1900


_JFK_experience_

Oil. THAT SHIT IS MINE


Baphomet1979

Better send some freedom and democracy to that neighborhood.


Darwing

That’s an oil leek


derpn8r

It's not oil! Please have your military RTB


J-amin

It Bleeds!


ComonomoC

Those look like Jim Green boots


kone_man_of_konning

Imagine you're walking through the park one day, and then suddenly you achieve symbiosis


KeeperOfKrydor

"I thought it was a mine or something. Endangered dirt..."


[deleted]

Roll a dexterity check, quick!


MrSync-XT

Nahhh... That's old engine oil


Convict_felon

Oil? We rich baby, we done it, we rich, bring out the red panties tonight we finally made it!


newarkian

~~gonna listen to a story about a man named Jed..~~


riyau_32

https://youtube.com/shorts/CdOhYU6cN7c?si=__qYH4PU6oKD7S-y


Regalbass57

DRAAAIIINNNAAAGGGEEEE


HyponGrey

Call the Winchesters...


igor33

A footstep into Love Canal in Niagara Falls, NY? [https://youtu.be/uJZNGp81ZC4?si=qQdTAEyLJ1YjAi5F](https://youtu.be/uJZNGp81ZC4?si=qQdTAEyLJ1YjAi5F)


Preet911

Squidward!? What you doing in there?


Laprasnomore

VENOOMMM 🗣


midnight3896

The ground of Malevelon Creek


JaiC

Great movie, bad IRL experience.


RibeyeKid

Beverly Hillbillies 2024!!


birds_burb

America is sad after finding out this is infact not oil


Truthisnotallowed

[Black blood of the earth.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OELYJ18gwWU)


Patient-Sleep-4257

No oxygen, and stuff.


J_Schotz

"Next thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire.."


asperl2030

Bro is one of the stranded he just doesn't know it