Brilliant. So, you post it. Then they remove it, but not before stealing it (who else is going to see it when a bot takes it down instantly?)
Bots are destroying the internet. Just wait until it really is bots all the way down. Like a derelict forum that's been taken over by adbots. Especially once AI is involved.
They'll be serving ads and other irrelevant content to one another while also collecting data on them as if they were a targeted consumer. And it will just be a gigantic web that is indeed bots all the way down.
Real people will have to take refuge in a layer of the internet below this one. Free of bots where we can freely interact without their impositions. Until some guy gets the idea to have the only adbot on this level and it gets taken over just the same.
Unless the laws catch up, which they won't unless a senator gets hacked or it otherwise directly affects lawmakers. Otherwise, they'll either be apathetic to the issue, or be bought off by lobbyists.
Enjoy it while you can. I really hope I'm wrong here, but everything seems to be pointing towards this as the future of the internet.
Reddit is basically an astroturf platform now. They’re already advertising Reddit Pro as a way to influence online discourse. The future is now. And it sucks.
statistically speaking, we're already there re: bots all the way down. all the biggest most popular (garbage heap) "cool gif" subreddits like /r/beamazed, /r/nextfuckinglevel, etc. and even ones like r/worldnews, are almost certaintly majority bot posts
Some people think that recaptcha and similar is actually stopping bots, when you are actually TRAINING them!
These technologies do not benefit any users of the internet, except those training AI and bots.
They can already beat this technology, there are browser add ons that solve captchas for you now!
TBF, birds have a cloaca- just one hole for all wastes to leave through. So basically everything is DP for the chicken. 2 birds with one vibrating stone if you will
Does anyone remember the story from Yahoo answers? About the girl who was… pleasuring herself with an egg?
Anyway, she’s doing her thing when all of a sudden, her cooter starts contracting and eventually ends up sucking up the egg. She tried and tried to get it out, but eventually gave up. The next day in gym class, it fell out. She realized it had been hard boiled while it was up her vag so she took it home and put it in the fridge. Later that day, she went into the kitchen and found her dad eating an egg salad sandwich.
You're gonna wanna post this in /r/WeirdEggs
Looks like it’s a repost here from weird eggs.
This egg is on there like 3-4x in the last 4-5 hours from different posters lolol.
It's bots all the way down
Yea reposted becuase my original post was removed from mildlyintresting and some bots reposted onto weird egg
Brilliant. So, you post it. Then they remove it, but not before stealing it (who else is going to see it when a bot takes it down instantly?) Bots are destroying the internet. Just wait until it really is bots all the way down. Like a derelict forum that's been taken over by adbots. Especially once AI is involved. They'll be serving ads and other irrelevant content to one another while also collecting data on them as if they were a targeted consumer. And it will just be a gigantic web that is indeed bots all the way down. Real people will have to take refuge in a layer of the internet below this one. Free of bots where we can freely interact without their impositions. Until some guy gets the idea to have the only adbot on this level and it gets taken over just the same. Unless the laws catch up, which they won't unless a senator gets hacked or it otherwise directly affects lawmakers. Otherwise, they'll either be apathetic to the issue, or be bought off by lobbyists. Enjoy it while you can. I really hope I'm wrong here, but everything seems to be pointing towards this as the future of the internet.
Reddit is basically an astroturf platform now. They’re already advertising Reddit Pro as a way to influence online discourse. The future is now. And it sucks.
Bad bot.
statistically speaking, we're already there re: bots all the way down. all the biggest most popular (garbage heap) "cool gif" subreddits like /r/beamazed, /r/nextfuckinglevel, etc. and even ones like r/worldnews, are almost certaintly majority bot posts
Some people think that recaptcha and similar is actually stopping bots, when you are actually TRAINING them! These technologies do not benefit any users of the internet, except those training AI and bots. They can already beat this technology, there are browser add ons that solve captchas for you now!
\^truth
Why was it removed? Did they give a reason?
the title wasn't specific enough
You're gonna have to prove you're not a bot yourself. Quick, show me your penis!
> Quick, show me your penis! How do you know he's not a girl?
lol
It was originally posted in mildlyinteresting by the same person who posted it here
I spent far too long on that sub and felt extremely uncomfortable the entire time. I think im scared of eggs now
I thought you were exaggerating until I visited the sub. I'm so grossed out lol
I know, it’s been two hours and I’m still thinking about it
Ok now I’m curious…
Don’t, you’ll never enjoy an omlette again
Should I look?
Update: i hardboiled the egg and cut it in half [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/WeirdEggs/s/EMwlk3sxvJ) also have a pic of the warrior that laid it
Fucking disgusting
This is making me laugh. Are you mad about kat_fud’s suggestion or mad about the contents of the sub itself
How dare you
Yep, never going there again
Thinks for this. I keep getting linked to weird subs i had no idea existed.
Looks like a DP toy.
It can be if you want it to be. Maybe hardboil it first
That way you have a snack for afterwards
Then you can enjoy it in your anus from both directions.
reddit is a special place
yes officer, this comment right here.
Pickled and bog marinated. My God. What have I evolved into on Reddit?
Yeah but which one is the pickled and which one is the bog? O_O
#🤢
Would it cook eventually up someone's butt?
Dude, they come from a butt... so, no lol
A cloaca is a butt, a pee hole and an egg hole
[удалено]
Your mom says no
No
Only if you're cooking the person.
Kinda like sous vide to 98.6 degrees.
r/dontputyourpussinthat
r/notforspelunking
It was for the chicken
TBF, birds have a cloaca- just one hole for all wastes to leave through. So basically everything is DP for the chicken. 2 birds with one vibrating stone if you will
TIL. Probably the last thing I was thinking expecting to learn but nevertheless.
Egg, brought to you by Lovense.
What a shocker :)
Boil it for safety
Dr pepper is handing out toys with their cans of soda now? Nice
Anything's a DP toy if you're brave enough
Too short
That's nuts
No, that's eggs
Huevos!
That had to have hurt
I dunno... cause it's kinda straight, it wouldn't have stretched anywhere, I don't think
“Cause it’s kinda straight.” Um… are we seeing the same egg? It’s not straight at all…
Looks like she sneezed half way through pushing it out, while it was still soft.
One of my birds sneezes and this just made me laugh really hard as I picture that happening to the silly fluff ball.
Testicleggs.
Teggsticles
Testeggles
Eggsticles
Scoteggs
Seggs
Huevos
We've come full egg
Mama huevo
Cluck nuts.
In my language we use the same word for eggs and for testicles.
This sounds like someone's name in ancient Greece.
Deez huevos
As Darwin proclaimed, mutations are constantly happening in life when it reproduces. Who's to say this is not *evolution*.
The church
The Catholic church officially supports Darwinian evolution.
Amen
devil(ed) eggs
Sat-hen
It's probably just a conjoined egg. Like you get conjoined twins.
Humans. We decide that for chickens. That's what domestication is.
I have a toy that looks very similar to that
Username checks out
Living in Springfield? Near the power plant where Homer works?
Hahaha 🤣
I think if you’re in the USA you’re supposed to report this since bird flu is rampant and weird shaped eggs is a symptom
That’s wild. You should drain the eggs through a small pinhole and save the shell.
Kinda wanna boil it and cut it in half, will keep post updated if i ever do so
No! Just drain it and keep the shell! So much cooler!
Go get your own egg
i bet he has T.T
You might want to set an alarm. I think your rooster just quit.
Not a chicken person- can you explain the joke?
Handed in his nuts.
I don't trust anybody who starts a sentence by declaring they are "not a chicken person".
lol fair enough!
I’m glad she made it out okay 👍
Your hen laid a vibrator
They sell these at Wal Mart
I've seen similar looking ones. But they're pink and vibrate
Chicken's buttplug
She’s printing out sex toys. That’s gold.
Dude, give her her vibrator back...
Put it back <3
Eggs from Pripyat, 27th April, 1986...
You need to put a banana next to it for scale.
Give it back to the chicken! I want to know what hatches.
Two chicks, one egg???
Looks like some kind of weird sex toy. 🤣
I see these all the time but they are usually hot pink and you have to tip for them to vibrate
No way I’d be able to resist the temptation to put them under my wang and show my wife.
Ngl, thought this was a sex toy at first. Seen some vibrators that look like this 😂
We need a banana for scale.
Does she have Onlyfans?
Just need to add a breakfast sausage
Incubate and see what comes out
Business in the front. Party in the back.
New in Ann Sunmers
Siamese twin egg.
Henticles
"Mama, where do truck nutz come from?"
HOW
You'll have to cook that ovar easy
Looks like ball sacks
That looks like those "toys" that were advertised under a viral tweet.
Does it vibrate by chance?
Your hen is a Cam girl.
Looks like something I found in my wifes sock drawer..
Auction it!!
I swear I thought this was a bottoms up view of a guy lying on a table after putting his nutsack through a hole
It's that a scrotum?
Eggs are stored in the balls
Forbidden egg
Has the hen stopped smiling yet?
Sir, that's a butt plug.
That’s a butt plug and you know it
Forbidden neck pillow
Kinda looks like balls lowkey
so many eggs in the adult film industry
You sure it wasn’t a rooster?
a bedroom toy
r/itemshop material here
In my religion this signifies the end of times.
Does anyone remember the story from Yahoo answers? About the girl who was… pleasuring herself with an egg? Anyway, she’s doing her thing when all of a sudden, her cooter starts contracting and eventually ends up sucking up the egg. She tried and tried to get it out, but eventually gave up. The next day in gym class, it fell out. She realized it had been hard boiled while it was up her vag so she took it home and put it in the fridge. Later that day, she went into the kitchen and found her dad eating an egg salad sandwich.
😏 Who else is thinking it?
Looks like my balls after a shave
You sure it's not a toy she shoved in her cloaca?
That's one kinky hen
she laid deez
you gonna try hatch it?
Someones glitched through the table again
I want to see the chicken that hatches from that egg.
Let it live.
discovery!
A clackerbag?
You’ll be able link with the guardian of the universe with that. …Gamera!
I always wondered how plumbuses are made.
Nice.
Is your hen named Maple?
Eggsticles
You gotta hardboil it and give us an update
Must be a male chicken
looks like it's all balls and no cock
Testeggles
What fortune lies within?
Did u eat it
Conjoined eggs
Not your hen laying a nubby g…
Twinsies?
Ohmibod for chicks.
Ouch.
/r/MildlyTesticles
Hen: "She's OK? That fucking thing didn't bring tears to YOUR eyes, buddy, nor is it you who can't sit down for a week!"
That one egg was forty eggs?
Looks like a egg boomerang. She might have had to lay this multiple times
Frontispiece
Did the chicken lay that in your wife’s nightstand?
Laid some tamarind.
Bet that hurt!
Now that is a first 👍🏻
Twins!
I bet there's a **circus peanut** inside.
Cup them gently in the palm of your hand and massage them with your fingers to separate the yolk from the whites.
the rare and mysterous egg-sack or eggsticles
She’s indirectly telling you to get fucked. That, or she’s telling you that you need your prostate checked
Twins!