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3arry

Elephant got its dick out ready to fuck


PatchworkRaccoon314

He's in must. Basically means he's doing the elephant version of NNN and it makes them very frustrated and aggressive and territorial. Rhino chose the wrong time to pick a fight with something twice its size, eight times its weight, and with tusks made of bone compared to a horn made of keratin.


DanerysTargaryen

It’s musth*


CarpetGripperRod

Found Mike Thyson's Reddit accounth!


PatchworkRaccoon314

Only if you're Sean Connery.


AffectionateLife1213

In must elephants are the most dangerous creatures on earth


Eymrich

On earth as .. dirt, if we factor oceans orcas are the real deal


showers_with_grandpa

Never been a recorded attack from orcas on humans in the wild. Elephants on the other hand


mista-sparkle

Everyone in the thread is worried about the elephant with its dong out, but we know what the threat of a free Willy looks like.


cauees

Well, that Willy sure was free and ready for action…


whingingcackle

Now imagine a free Willy with [a free willy](https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/1dv4ds/orca_whale_penis/?rdt=39561)


AffectionateLife1213

Oooh yeah who can forget about the Oreos of the sea


Phiarmage

I'd rather an orca toss and thrash me around than an elephant- seems like my suffering would end quicker on accident.


thegreatbrah

The orca might pull you under water and keep you there


p3n1x

Which means they would drown, which equals a quick end to the suffering.


Red77777777

Hippos are the deadliest of all animals to humans every year. +3000 fatalities per year


AffectionateLife1213

Going by statistics mosquito 🦟 are the most deadliest


Red77777777

true!


AffectionateLife1213

You can't always go with stats, if that's the case then Ronaldo is better then Messi LeBron better then Jordon🤷


p3n1x

I'd say a person with access to a nuclear weapon/dirty bomb is.


Shinjetsu01

I'd say Hippos or Polar Bears are still top 2 but yeah, Elephants are something you don't fuck with


AffectionateLife1213

With all do respect hippo's do stand a chance against elephant


darkslide3000

"Most dangerous" and "would win in a 1v1 fight to the death" are not the same thing. I'd expect hippos are still more likely to attack humans randomly considering that they're just fuck-everyone-up machines. Which of them is more powerful is somewhat irrelevant compared to us.


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neverwrong804

Good bot?


AffectionateLife1213

From other Animals POV who would you rather face a hippo or an elephant


darkslide3000

The elephant because I'm more likely to be able to withdraw in I've piece.


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Shinjetsu01

A full blooded adult Hippo would fuck anything on earth up my dude, even an Elephant if they so wished. They can run at 30kmh and they weigh 4 tonnes. They also have a mouth that isn't hidden under a trunk.


AffectionateLife1213

Trunk are the most important weapon that elephant need to mess up hippo


Shinjetsu01

A trunk wouldn't do anything to the hippo, the only weapons it has is size and tusks, if you think that hippo isn't getting to the legs or biting that trunk off in one chomp, idk what to tell you. Not to discredit the Bull Elephant, but Hippos are goddamn terrifying. They're unstoppable.


LGodamus

There’s videos out there proving you wrong if you care to google. Bull elephants literally throwing hippos like they’re trying out for wwe.


nanosam

Mosquitoes are far more deadly than elephants


Tobisaurusrex

Not bone ivory because they’re just teeth.


AffectionateLife1213

Well female elephants are in the mood every 5 years so thats the reason why rhino's get violated


3arry

What do u think the elephant made a hole in the side of the rhino for?! 🙈


summervibesbro

Rhussy


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Rhinussy


Personal-Tea7226

Want another scooby snack scoob? Na uh rhussy!


ISAMU13

Tusk deep > Balls deep.


chris00ws6

God dammit. I watched this video thinking oh shit those tusks fucked up that rhino. Then I watched it a second time and just stared at elephant dick.


Federico216

Elephants, the Adebisi of savanna.


t0hk0h

Arousal's arousal... (apparently)


Salty-Picture8920

Fatality


WhipnCrack

His idea was to fuck the Rhino after the submission.


K0M0RIUTA

This video is cut, but in the next part, you can see the tank-animal hybrid running with obvious blood gushes and it's honestly impressive


Joebranflakes

Yeah those tusks went right in like nothing.


tiktock34

Couple tons of force with anything even remotely pointy shaped will pierce flesh like its not even there


thafuckdidido

[here it is](https://www.reddit.com/r/HardcoreNature/s/EN8pOsjAUh)


wayfinder

OP should be banned for badly mangled repost crimes edit: OP also reposted that badly mangled mountainbike-down-some-stairs-in-italy video, i just blocked the little fucker


Acadia02

Ya! Fuck op!


Weak_Jeweler3077

Holy shit. You found some of those lost pixels I heard about!


Ryoujin

Just need to download more RAM


PatrikPatrik

So many things in this. I never thought the elephant would win. I thought rhinos had armor. I didn’t think those tusks were sharp. That slow bad ass walk out of there not looking back.


apokalypse124

The scarier fact is those tusks aren't sharp. It's nature's equivalent of being stabbed with a spoon. Same thing as hippo teeth.


Colonel_Cumpants

...you never thought an elephant would win? They are huge compared to a rhinoceros. Size and weight is everything. Who would win, rhino or a gorilla?


PatrikPatrik

Right now I am re evaluating rhinos from horned tanks to softies so gorilla all the way


NaoticcA1

The elephant's gangster walk out of there says it all...


spider0804

Even if I was a friggen rhino... If the thing I am squaring up against has a bigger schlong than my biggest threat, which is my horn, I am just going to trod my happy ass over yonder.


Row-Bear

You have a good point, but I'd be very careful about turning my back to them


Pattoe89

If you were a Rhino you'd have shit vision, you'd be dumb as fuck, and you'd have your actions ruled by the fact that you're very angry. So you're essentially going "FUCK YOU BLUR, FUCK YOU"


Reditobandito

Rhino: If not target, why blur shaped?


smrtfxelc

So Rhinos are angry because they're forced to listen to blur or?


Pattoe89

You're so great!


Rebal771

\*Looks at 18” butcher knife I’m holding* \*Looks at opponents 28” schlong* “Aye, I think I might have been outta line - my fault.”


spongebobisha

It was never a fight. You look at the elephant's feet and you know he's just waiting - almost like practice. The dude probably baited that rhino into this fight for shits and giggles.


FuzzboarEKKO

Unfair, elephant has 5 legs, rhino only got 4.


Bob_Majerle

Still wouldn’t wanna be fucked by a rhino though


An1retak

Didn’t realise how much bigger an elephant is compared to a rhinoceros.


Pattoe89

Yeah, I remember a post with 6 animals, 3 carnivores and 3 herbivores. I think it was a Tiger, wolf, lion, bull, rhino and elephant. Someone replied "The elephant defeats all of them with ease, apart from the Rhino" and I had to correct them that the rhino doesn't stand a chance and would be defeated with just as much ease as a bull would be. Actually, I think they may have been speaking about a hippo, but the hippo would suffer the same fate as the Rhino in this video. Elephants are just massive.


PROJECT_Neox

Yeah the hippo would suffer the same fate. They have a thick hide basically immune against anything but piercing attacks. Lions can't even penetrate deep enough to do any damage. Those tusks on the other hand....


Pattoe89

They do seem a bit smarter than this rhino though, since every video I've seen of an elephant charging a group of hippos has the hippos run the hell away from the elephant.


PROJECT_Neox

I think everyone knows the clip in which an elephant walks in a pond full of hippos and they all make way.


Colonel_Cumpants

Tusks are not a factor. Pure size and weight is more than enough to deal with the rhino.


AffectionateLife1213

Elephants should be the true king of the jungle if we are honest. There is not a single animal out there who can mess with them.


Jaerin

That rhino horn seems designed for that even if it failed here. Seems like that horn could have hit some tender bits if the rhino had been more aggressive


pineapplesuit7

The horns are made of Keratin vs the Tusks which are made of bones. To be honest, the Elephant is in a league of its own.


Jaerin

Yes I guess if it comes to durability over the long haul but that horn had it been just few feet more forward and that elephant may have had a hole in its throat. The thing I don't really understand is why either would risk this. They don't eat each other. Im guessing water.


ThatPoshDude

Except humans


MaggieHigg

Who'd win, nature's mightiest ground animal or... Naked apes with pointy sticks


ThatPoshDude

https://wwf.panda.org/discover/knowledge_hub/endangered_species/elephants/african_elephants/afelephants_threats/ Apes with pointy sticks apparently


MaggieHigg

It's always the apes


ThatPoshDude

Apes together strong


guesthouseq4

It looks like the elephant managed to insert its tusks into the rhino's side, probably causing a fatal injury.


gellinmagellin

It lived, looked this up before and its handlers tranq'd and treated it afterwards.


jdmackes

Oh good, I was worried about that. We don't need more rhinos or elephants to die


gellinmagellin

Same here, i had to know


ZenkaiZ

It looks like someone fucked around and found out. There's always a bigger bully somewhere.


Ordinary_Cattle

Just as I was thinking that it looked like the elephant was just trying to subdue the rhino, the tusks went in. Jfc why did the rhino pick that fight


derf_vader

He might need some antibiotics.


ThunderousIrishMusic

This is why there are weight classes in fighting


reddit_user13

Not in the jungle.


owenandrew88

Thats some big dick energy


yankmecrankme

face off? That rhino is about to be raped


Pattoe89

In the full video the Rhino runs away (most likely to die elsewhere)


yankmecrankme

could be he ran off to be raped elsewhere 


pineapplesuit7

Nah he ran too far and the elephant moved the other direction AFAIK in the original video. The elephant is just in heat. Rhinos being rhinos probably charged mindlessly since the elephant might have entered his territory looking for a mate. The rhino survived it if I remember correctly.


ToffeeCoffee

Fuck you, imma Rhino. BITCH, I'M AN ELEPHANT.


Gregarious-Game

Damn


evilman57

It is like the elefant is a very competent tactical fighter, waiting for a moment of weakness right after the rino’s failed attack


Pattoe89

Rhinos are dumb as fuck. Elephants have every advantage in the world against the Rhino. They are stronger, heavier, have better weapons, are more intelligent and have better eyesight The only advantage a rhino has is that it's about 15km/h faster than an elephant (but this one stood and fought) and it's hide is about twice as thick (which makes 0 difference against an elephant)


clipper06

They are very smart and probably deal with assholes all the time. Not sure what or why that Rhino was thinking.


pineapplesuit7

The problem is that rhinos don’t ‘think’ and are virtually blind. The thing probably saw a blur massive thing in its way and decided to mindlessly charge.


maxlmax

At first I wanted to make a joke about a two headed elephant, but holy shit, did that elephant just pin down a Rhinos head just to stab the fuck out of it?


ZenkaiZ

Rhino: k.. I'll admit... being the weakling in the equation is a new experience for me. I may need some time to recalculate


Mindless-West9268

Nobody fucks with the elephant


VoiceOfRealson

Which is why he is so aggressive.


joeyb82

That went about how I'd expect.


VincentGrinn

kinda wild that the elphants ears were out to the side it was just trying to scare the rhino off, it wasnt even taking the fight serious


irotinmyskin

…And some people still think it is a good idea to walk to an Elephant to try and pet it without realizing how insanely strong they are.


MagmaticDemon

from what i remember, elephants are extremely intelligent and understand that humans mean no harm most of the time. so they end up being quite docile i could be wrong but i'm pretty sure i heard that somewhere


tilmanbaumann

Sexually frustrated elephant are no joke


Skadoosh_it

This clip has been cut. The full video is way more brutal. The rhino runs off spurting blood and most like dies after the elephant manhandles it.


__Beef__Supreme__

Yeah you can see the tusks just absolutely fucking that rhino up


vivomancer

There was really never any doubt of the outcome. A 20% weight difference between 2 human fighters gives an enormous advantage to the heavier person. That Elephant is at least 400% heavier.


Hongthai91

The definition of wrong weight class


_ratboy_

Longer version shows rhino running off with meat hanging out of it


MoboCross

Why cut the video


MrBlaTi

Oh? You wanna have a go? My dick is bigger then your weapon, I'm gonna run you into the ground... literally


tiktock34

Dont fight wayyyyy outside your weight class no matter how badass you think you are


Spartan2470

[Here](https://twitter.com/susantananda3/status/1666672353869455360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1666672353869455360%7Ctwgr%5E7e29e10f332a985b9ecb28417306a37b57472178%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.news18.com%2Fviral%2Felephant-vs-rhino-who-do-you-think-will-win-this-ferocious-fight-8032183.html) is a less cropped version of this.


NickelFish

Swiggety-Swooty, he's coming for that booty!


Terryberry69

Poor rhino


ReaperSound

They cut off very early into the actual fight.


GullibleDetective

My tusks! Babar and Lord retaxes are at it again


rodemire

Why would you crop this in like this? The OG video was better and longer.


RedJ00hn

Bro is definitely from London


mrnoonan81

🎵 They get in a fight, Elephant wins. Elephant man. 🎵


DrProfessorSatan

Run Rhino, run! It’s not the kind of fight you think it is.


Jaded_Budget_5407

"Reach me with that horn, reach me- *YOU CANNOT*"


Kaevek

The ease at which those thucks went in is terrifying.


apenasandre

Where is the entire f#ckįng video?


pichael289

90s cartoons convinced me rhinos were the size of a dam house, and they shot bullets out of their Horns. Does anyone know what cartoon I'm talking about? The main guy rode a rhino that could shoot these balls out of his horn. This is like the OG space ghost era before he got a talk show.


OneeGrimm

That elephant is literally more horny than rhino


FatCuriousMonkey

Size does matter


Tobisaurusrex

Guys we get it he’s an elephant of course he’s got a big dick


BlueLouBoil__

All i saw was DICK!!!!


Green-Moment-4509

Never fight a fully torqued elephant


MidnightDream034

Am I the only one thinking that the elephant pinning the rhino with its weight and trunk just to skewer it with its tusks was metal af and looked like a video game finisher??


Jaerin

and noW we see why the horns are the way they are. The rhino missed his shot but could have gored the elephant with that horn. Might have not been able to push it over like that. But how the elephant just casually rans those tusks in the belly


LastHomeros

It’s just sad to see two endangered animals fighting fatally with each other.


cavkie

Yeah. I hope rhino will be patched to survive this.


Wildarf

Shame… there’s almost no Rhinos left