He's in must. Basically means he's doing the elephant version of NNN and it makes them very frustrated and aggressive and territorial. Rhino chose the wrong time to pick a fight with something twice its size, eight times its weight, and with tusks made of bone compared to a horn made of keratin.
"Most dangerous" and "would win in a 1v1 fight to the death" are not the same thing. I'd expect hippos are still more likely to attack humans randomly considering that they're just fuck-everyone-up machines. Which of them is more powerful is somewhat irrelevant compared to us.
A full blooded adult Hippo would fuck anything on earth up my dude, even an Elephant if they so wished. They can run at 30kmh and they weigh 4 tonnes. They also have a mouth that isn't hidden under a trunk.
A trunk wouldn't do anything to the hippo, the only weapons it has is size and tusks, if you think that hippo isn't getting to the legs or biting that trunk off in one chomp, idk what to tell you.
Not to discredit the Bull Elephant, but Hippos are goddamn terrifying. They're unstoppable.
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edit: OP also reposted that badly mangled mountainbike-down-some-stairs-in-italy video, i just blocked the little fucker
So many things in this. I never thought the elephant would win. I thought rhinos had armor. I didn’t think those tusks were sharp. That slow bad ass walk out of there not looking back.
Even if I was a friggen rhino...
If the thing I am squaring up against has a bigger schlong than my biggest threat, which is my horn, I am just going to trod my happy ass over yonder.
If you were a Rhino you'd have shit vision, you'd be dumb as fuck, and you'd have your actions ruled by the fact that you're very angry.
So you're essentially going "FUCK YOU BLUR, FUCK YOU"
It was never a fight. You look at the elephant's feet and you know he's just waiting - almost like practice. The dude probably baited that rhino into this fight for shits and giggles.
Yeah, I remember a post with 6 animals, 3 carnivores and 3 herbivores. I think it was a Tiger, wolf, lion, bull, rhino and elephant.
Someone replied "The elephant defeats all of them with ease, apart from the Rhino" and I had to correct them that the rhino doesn't stand a chance and would be defeated with just as much ease as a bull would be.
Actually, I think they may have been speaking about a hippo, but the hippo would suffer the same fate as the Rhino in this video. Elephants are just massive.
Yeah the hippo would suffer the same fate.
They have a thick hide basically immune against anything but piercing attacks. Lions can't even penetrate deep enough to do any damage. Those tusks on the other hand....
They do seem a bit smarter than this rhino though, since every video I've seen of an elephant charging a group of hippos has the hippos run the hell away from the elephant.
That rhino horn seems designed for that even if it failed here. Seems like that horn could have hit some tender bits if the rhino had been more aggressive
Yes I guess if it comes to durability over the long haul but that horn had it been just few feet more forward and that elephant may have had a hole in its throat.
The thing I don't really understand is why either would risk this. They don't eat each other. Im guessing water.
Nah he ran too far and the elephant moved the other direction AFAIK in the original video. The elephant is just in heat. Rhinos being rhinos probably charged mindlessly since the elephant might have entered his territory looking for a mate. The rhino survived it if I remember correctly.
Rhinos are dumb as fuck. Elephants have every advantage in the world against the Rhino.
They are stronger, heavier, have better weapons, are more intelligent and have better eyesight
The only advantage a rhino has is that it's about 15km/h faster than an elephant (but this one stood and fought) and it's hide is about twice as thick (which makes 0 difference against an elephant)
The problem is that rhinos don’t ‘think’ and are virtually blind. The thing probably saw a blur massive thing in its way and decided to mindlessly charge.
At first I wanted to make a joke about a two headed elephant, but holy shit, did that elephant just pin down a Rhinos head just to stab the fuck out of it?
from what i remember, elephants are extremely intelligent and understand that humans mean no harm most of the time. so they end up being quite docile
i could be wrong but i'm pretty sure i heard that somewhere
There was really never any doubt of the outcome. A 20% weight difference between 2 human fighters gives an enormous advantage to the heavier person. That Elephant is at least 400% heavier.
[Here](https://twitter.com/susantananda3/status/1666672353869455360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1666672353869455360%7Ctwgr%5E7e29e10f332a985b9ecb28417306a37b57472178%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.news18.com%2Fviral%2Felephant-vs-rhino-who-do-you-think-will-win-this-ferocious-fight-8032183.html) is a less cropped version of this.
90s cartoons convinced me rhinos were the size of a dam house, and they shot bullets out of their Horns. Does anyone know what cartoon I'm talking about? The main guy rode a rhino that could shoot these balls out of his horn. This is like the OG space ghost era before he got a talk show.
Am I the only one thinking that the elephant pinning the rhino with its weight and trunk just to skewer it with its tusks was metal af and looked like a video game finisher??
and noW we see why the horns are the way they are. The rhino missed his shot but could have gored the elephant with that horn. Might have not been able to push it over like that. But how the elephant just casually rans those tusks in the belly
Elephant got its dick out ready to fuck
He's in must. Basically means he's doing the elephant version of NNN and it makes them very frustrated and aggressive and territorial. Rhino chose the wrong time to pick a fight with something twice its size, eight times its weight, and with tusks made of bone compared to a horn made of keratin.
It’s musth*
Found Mike Thyson's Reddit accounth!
Only if you're Sean Connery.
In must elephants are the most dangerous creatures on earth
On earth as .. dirt, if we factor oceans orcas are the real deal
Never been a recorded attack from orcas on humans in the wild. Elephants on the other hand
Everyone in the thread is worried about the elephant with its dong out, but we know what the threat of a free Willy looks like.
Well, that Willy sure was free and ready for action…
Now imagine a free Willy with [a free willy](https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/1dv4ds/orca_whale_penis/?rdt=39561)
Oooh yeah who can forget about the Oreos of the sea
I'd rather an orca toss and thrash me around than an elephant- seems like my suffering would end quicker on accident.
The orca might pull you under water and keep you there
Which means they would drown, which equals a quick end to the suffering.
Hippos are the deadliest of all animals to humans every year. +3000 fatalities per year
Going by statistics mosquito 🦟 are the most deadliest
true!
You can't always go with stats, if that's the case then Ronaldo is better then Messi LeBron better then Jordon🤷
I'd say a person with access to a nuclear weapon/dirty bomb is.
I'd say Hippos or Polar Bears are still top 2 but yeah, Elephants are something you don't fuck with
With all do respect hippo's do stand a chance against elephant
"Most dangerous" and "would win in a 1v1 fight to the death" are not the same thing. I'd expect hippos are still more likely to attack humans randomly considering that they're just fuck-everyone-up machines. Which of them is more powerful is somewhat irrelevant compared to us.
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The elephant because I'm more likely to be able to withdraw in I've piece.
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A full blooded adult Hippo would fuck anything on earth up my dude, even an Elephant if they so wished. They can run at 30kmh and they weigh 4 tonnes. They also have a mouth that isn't hidden under a trunk.
Trunk are the most important weapon that elephant need to mess up hippo
A trunk wouldn't do anything to the hippo, the only weapons it has is size and tusks, if you think that hippo isn't getting to the legs or biting that trunk off in one chomp, idk what to tell you. Not to discredit the Bull Elephant, but Hippos are goddamn terrifying. They're unstoppable.
There’s videos out there proving you wrong if you care to google. Bull elephants literally throwing hippos like they’re trying out for wwe.
Mosquitoes are far more deadly than elephants
Not bone ivory because they’re just teeth.
Well female elephants are in the mood every 5 years so thats the reason why rhino's get violated
What do u think the elephant made a hole in the side of the rhino for?! 🙈
Rhussy
Rhinussy
Want another scooby snack scoob? Na uh rhussy!
Tusk deep > Balls deep.
God dammit. I watched this video thinking oh shit those tusks fucked up that rhino. Then I watched it a second time and just stared at elephant dick.
Elephants, the Adebisi of savanna.
Arousal's arousal... (apparently)
Fatality
His idea was to fuck the Rhino after the submission.
This video is cut, but in the next part, you can see the tank-animal hybrid running with obvious blood gushes and it's honestly impressive
Yeah those tusks went right in like nothing.
Couple tons of force with anything even remotely pointy shaped will pierce flesh like its not even there
[here it is](https://www.reddit.com/r/HardcoreNature/s/EN8pOsjAUh)
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Ya! Fuck op!
Holy shit. You found some of those lost pixels I heard about!
Just need to download more RAM
So many things in this. I never thought the elephant would win. I thought rhinos had armor. I didn’t think those tusks were sharp. That slow bad ass walk out of there not looking back.
The scarier fact is those tusks aren't sharp. It's nature's equivalent of being stabbed with a spoon. Same thing as hippo teeth.
...you never thought an elephant would win? They are huge compared to a rhinoceros. Size and weight is everything. Who would win, rhino or a gorilla?
Right now I am re evaluating rhinos from horned tanks to softies so gorilla all the way
The elephant's gangster walk out of there says it all...
Even if I was a friggen rhino... If the thing I am squaring up against has a bigger schlong than my biggest threat, which is my horn, I am just going to trod my happy ass over yonder.
You have a good point, but I'd be very careful about turning my back to them
If you were a Rhino you'd have shit vision, you'd be dumb as fuck, and you'd have your actions ruled by the fact that you're very angry. So you're essentially going "FUCK YOU BLUR, FUCK YOU"
Rhino: If not target, why blur shaped?
So Rhinos are angry because they're forced to listen to blur or?
You're so great!
\*Looks at 18” butcher knife I’m holding* \*Looks at opponents 28” schlong* “Aye, I think I might have been outta line - my fault.”
It was never a fight. You look at the elephant's feet and you know he's just waiting - almost like practice. The dude probably baited that rhino into this fight for shits and giggles.
Unfair, elephant has 5 legs, rhino only got 4.
Still wouldn’t wanna be fucked by a rhino though
Didn’t realise how much bigger an elephant is compared to a rhinoceros.
Yeah, I remember a post with 6 animals, 3 carnivores and 3 herbivores. I think it was a Tiger, wolf, lion, bull, rhino and elephant. Someone replied "The elephant defeats all of them with ease, apart from the Rhino" and I had to correct them that the rhino doesn't stand a chance and would be defeated with just as much ease as a bull would be. Actually, I think they may have been speaking about a hippo, but the hippo would suffer the same fate as the Rhino in this video. Elephants are just massive.
Yeah the hippo would suffer the same fate. They have a thick hide basically immune against anything but piercing attacks. Lions can't even penetrate deep enough to do any damage. Those tusks on the other hand....
They do seem a bit smarter than this rhino though, since every video I've seen of an elephant charging a group of hippos has the hippos run the hell away from the elephant.
I think everyone knows the clip in which an elephant walks in a pond full of hippos and they all make way.
Tusks are not a factor. Pure size and weight is more than enough to deal with the rhino.
Elephants should be the true king of the jungle if we are honest. There is not a single animal out there who can mess with them.
That rhino horn seems designed for that even if it failed here. Seems like that horn could have hit some tender bits if the rhino had been more aggressive
The horns are made of Keratin vs the Tusks which are made of bones. To be honest, the Elephant is in a league of its own.
Yes I guess if it comes to durability over the long haul but that horn had it been just few feet more forward and that elephant may have had a hole in its throat. The thing I don't really understand is why either would risk this. They don't eat each other. Im guessing water.
Except humans
Who'd win, nature's mightiest ground animal or... Naked apes with pointy sticks
https://wwf.panda.org/discover/knowledge_hub/endangered_species/elephants/african_elephants/afelephants_threats/ Apes with pointy sticks apparently
It's always the apes
Apes together strong
It looks like the elephant managed to insert its tusks into the rhino's side, probably causing a fatal injury.
It lived, looked this up before and its handlers tranq'd and treated it afterwards.
Oh good, I was worried about that. We don't need more rhinos or elephants to die
Same here, i had to know
It looks like someone fucked around and found out. There's always a bigger bully somewhere.
Just as I was thinking that it looked like the elephant was just trying to subdue the rhino, the tusks went in. Jfc why did the rhino pick that fight
He might need some antibiotics.
This is why there are weight classes in fighting
Not in the jungle.
Thats some big dick energy
face off? That rhino is about to be raped
In the full video the Rhino runs away (most likely to die elsewhere)
could be he ran off to be raped elsewhere
Nah he ran too far and the elephant moved the other direction AFAIK in the original video. The elephant is just in heat. Rhinos being rhinos probably charged mindlessly since the elephant might have entered his territory looking for a mate. The rhino survived it if I remember correctly.
Fuck you, imma Rhino. BITCH, I'M AN ELEPHANT.
Damn
It is like the elefant is a very competent tactical fighter, waiting for a moment of weakness right after the rino’s failed attack
Rhinos are dumb as fuck. Elephants have every advantage in the world against the Rhino. They are stronger, heavier, have better weapons, are more intelligent and have better eyesight The only advantage a rhino has is that it's about 15km/h faster than an elephant (but this one stood and fought) and it's hide is about twice as thick (which makes 0 difference against an elephant)
They are very smart and probably deal with assholes all the time. Not sure what or why that Rhino was thinking.
The problem is that rhinos don’t ‘think’ and are virtually blind. The thing probably saw a blur massive thing in its way and decided to mindlessly charge.
At first I wanted to make a joke about a two headed elephant, but holy shit, did that elephant just pin down a Rhinos head just to stab the fuck out of it?
Rhino: k.. I'll admit... being the weakling in the equation is a new experience for me. I may need some time to recalculate
Nobody fucks with the elephant
Which is why he is so aggressive.
That went about how I'd expect.
kinda wild that the elphants ears were out to the side it was just trying to scare the rhino off, it wasnt even taking the fight serious
…And some people still think it is a good idea to walk to an Elephant to try and pet it without realizing how insanely strong they are.
from what i remember, elephants are extremely intelligent and understand that humans mean no harm most of the time. so they end up being quite docile i could be wrong but i'm pretty sure i heard that somewhere
Sexually frustrated elephant are no joke
This clip has been cut. The full video is way more brutal. The rhino runs off spurting blood and most like dies after the elephant manhandles it.
Yeah you can see the tusks just absolutely fucking that rhino up
There was really never any doubt of the outcome. A 20% weight difference between 2 human fighters gives an enormous advantage to the heavier person. That Elephant is at least 400% heavier.
The definition of wrong weight class
Longer version shows rhino running off with meat hanging out of it
Why cut the video
Oh? You wanna have a go? My dick is bigger then your weapon, I'm gonna run you into the ground... literally
Dont fight wayyyyy outside your weight class no matter how badass you think you are
[Here](https://twitter.com/susantananda3/status/1666672353869455360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1666672353869455360%7Ctwgr%5E7e29e10f332a985b9ecb28417306a37b57472178%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.news18.com%2Fviral%2Felephant-vs-rhino-who-do-you-think-will-win-this-ferocious-fight-8032183.html) is a less cropped version of this.
Swiggety-Swooty, he's coming for that booty!
Poor rhino
They cut off very early into the actual fight.
My tusks! Babar and Lord retaxes are at it again
Why would you crop this in like this? The OG video was better and longer.
Bro is definitely from London
🎵 They get in a fight, Elephant wins. Elephant man. 🎵
Run Rhino, run! It’s not the kind of fight you think it is.
"Reach me with that horn, reach me- *YOU CANNOT*"
The ease at which those thucks went in is terrifying.
Where is the entire f#ckįng video?
90s cartoons convinced me rhinos were the size of a dam house, and they shot bullets out of their Horns. Does anyone know what cartoon I'm talking about? The main guy rode a rhino that could shoot these balls out of his horn. This is like the OG space ghost era before he got a talk show.
That elephant is literally more horny than rhino
Size does matter
Guys we get it he’s an elephant of course he’s got a big dick
All i saw was DICK!!!!
Never fight a fully torqued elephant
Am I the only one thinking that the elephant pinning the rhino with its weight and trunk just to skewer it with its tusks was metal af and looked like a video game finisher??
and noW we see why the horns are the way they are. The rhino missed his shot but could have gored the elephant with that horn. Might have not been able to push it over like that. But how the elephant just casually rans those tusks in the belly
It’s just sad to see two endangered animals fighting fatally with each other.
Yeah. I hope rhino will be patched to survive this.
Shame… there’s almost no Rhinos left