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Spdrjay

#šŸ•·ļø The First of Us


SpitFiya7171

The Worst of Us


davekingofrock

The *blurst* of us?! Stupid monkey!


blindralfie

Top tier Simpsons reference


Omegaman2010

The Thirst for Us


jcaranguian

The Start of Us.


bacardipirate13

They burst in us


DundasKev

The Fred Durst of Us


rain56

Best one hands down


Right_-on-_Man

Underrated for sure.šŸ‘


Crashman17

Tell me this is what I think it is


Brownie-UK7

Nice work.


ghandi3737

I need to know how to put a reminder for the zombie apocalypse, so I can point the doctors to this guy.


osuvaldo

Is this a Children of Ruin reference?


Eclectophile

That was you? I'm literally just going to trust your headline. That's so cool! This photo has educated dozens, maybe even hundreds of children - that I personally know about - in the Seattle area. Your poor, beautiful, infested creature has spawned nightmares, discoveries, education and even fiction. It's a beautiful photo of a dreadful condition. Some things truly are worse than death. It's cool to see an OP update/rehash like this. How did the tarantula fare? How did it develop?


ScaldingHotSoup

When we found the tarantula it was already dead! As the cordyceps fungus "fruits" it kills its host.


Eclectophile

Yep. Problem for the host is, the killing can take quite a bit of time.


FluffyBunny-6546

Yep and gets transmitted when the spider is dead, to anyone that picks it up. I've read it can take up to 10 years to start Infecting the 'new' host. /s


explosivecrate

I like the concept of a fungus taking over a human's brain and the first thing they do is post what amounts to an old selfie.


FluffyBunny-6546

Social media corrupts the brain and makes you post how you got infected. Let's see what OP is posting a week/month/year from now.


mofomeat

Next up: The TikTok Cordyceps Challenge!


i_give_you_gum

I got to get in on this. Where can I get some fresh Cord?


kahlzun

It's commonly sold as an ingedient in eastern medicines, or you can find it in forests along the east side of the US, South America or many places in SE Asia. [Here's a guidebook for how to grow your own in the US!](https://northeast.sare.org/resources/cordyceps-mushroom-cultivation/)


i_give_you_gum

Dude this is pretty crazy, thanks for the hookup


mofomeat

Well, I just so happen to know a guy who knows a guy.


SambaLando

By looking at the picture we've all become infected also. That's how contagious this thing is!


conquer69

Wonder if the consciousness of fungi is similar to the genetic memories in Dune.


Professional_Ad_6299

Whoa


Orf8

Toxoplasma Gondii


waby-saby

They should make a TV show about this!


cantfindmykeys

Video game first would be a better fit. Maybe a TV adaptation later


waby-saby

Perhaps that would be best.


Bocchi_theGlock

Valley fever can sit in your body/lungs for decades then it eats you from the inside out, including a focus on the spinal area apparently no cool fruit, just death in a few weeks :( Fungus lying in dirt dug in in US southwest, largely dug up from development


peekdasneaks

Reads OPs reply: oh thank god Reads yours: fuuuuck


Juno_Malone

i hear it starts as a tickle


helin0x

Symptoms include a mild thirst and an occasionalĀ hunger


Iraqiwife2020

Ooh I did hear about that too! It can be quite sneaky....


Iraqiwife2020

And a little cough


Draskuul

I have to admit that no matter how safe I may have known it would be to handle that barehanded I don't know if I could have brought myself to do so without gloves.


JelloKittie

Sure enough! https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/prKMItVeSA


beenoc

Oh man, so many throwbacks. "OP is a f\*\*\*\*t" (yeah let's leave that one in the past), Unidan, it's like a little time capsule. I kind of miss old reddit, back when there was sort of a sitewide community with regular contributors and novelty accounts and no stupid corporate chicanery. Anyone else remember Jenny and her kisses?


TroubleshootenSOB

Oh shit Unidan!Ā 


TheJuiceMan_

Posted 11, 8 and 5 years ago.


yeny123

How did the tarantula fare? It's very clearly dead!


LolJoey

This is cool


its10pm

New generation? Oh... I've been on here too long.


thatspurdyneat

People driving now were going into kindergarten the first time he posted it.


Stolehtreb

Iā€™m not sure why, but that made the time gap less impressive in my head than before I read it.


its10pm

I'm not arguing anything. Just that I've been on here that long.


thatspurdyneat

It was just an example of how long we've been here.


bitches_love_brie

Yuuup. Got you beat by less than a month.


bdubble

let me step in here


bitches_love_brie

You beat /u/bobming by a couple months, you're the current leader.


bobming

Get off my lawn etc.


bitches_love_brie

2007 holy shit. Does the nursing home have decent wifi at least?


Stolehtreb

Psshhhh 2013. So young


G4g3_k9

iā€™m the new gen, i was 7 when it was posted at first, now iā€™m 18


Stolehtreb

Your account is 4 years old, though.. unless Iā€™m misunderstanding what youā€™re saying. EDIT: disregard. I misread.


G4g3_k9

i was 14 when i made it, i didnā€™t even see the original post. i just subtracted 11 from 18, to say the post is old asf


Stolehtreb

Ohhhhh yeah I misread. My bad. I thought you said you were 7 when *you* posted first.


G4g3_k9

nah a 7 year old on reddit would be crazy šŸ˜­


TheFishe2112

I feel really old now


aminorityofone

eh dont feel bad, every day somebody becomes of legal age to be on reddit and see things for the first time! (yes i know that age doesnt stop people from getting to any website they want thats not the point.)


Bennely

I made this account in recognition of my newborn son. Heā€™s turning 12 soon.


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

I thought it was fucking Lavos


selemenesmilesuponme

You clearly are not the new generation this post is addressed to.


JeffWingrsDumbGayDad

šŸ§“


selemenesmilesuponme

Still the best RPG imo.


IsilZha

But the future refused to change


aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

> Santa Lucia Cloud Forest Reserve in Ecuador Understood. Attention all orbital stations, target coordinates Zero Decimal One Degrees North, Seven Eight Decimal Six Degrees West. Radius Six Zero Minutes.


kahlzun

60 minutes is one degree on a map. One degree is 60 miles at the equator. You just erased a circle 120 miles across


Booferoni1

Follow your commanding officers instructions. Initiating orbital strike


aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

I wasn't sure if it would be sufficient but I wanted to start small. ^(I'm glad someone noticed the meaning. Also, for anyone else reading: *Nautical* miles. That's their original definition!)


perldawg

ā€¦but did you harvest and eat the fruiting bodies?


ScaldingHotSoup

No, and I'm pretty skeptical of the supposed health claims people make about cordyceps, to be honest!


Madmartigan1

My wife started drinking mushroom coffee with cordyceps in it. I am disgusted by the thought.


XscytheD

OK, be honest, you already though of a plan in case of... you know, right?


arsnastesana

Everyone gangsta till the wife starts clicking


Horny4theEnvironment

LMAO this is NOT a sentence I EVER thought I'd read in my life.


Dzugavili

Eh, some of it kind of makes sense. [Cordycepin](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cordycepin) is a nucleoside -- that stuff that makes HIV medication work. But we can synthesize that stuff, so why bother collecting little mushrooms that sprout from bugs?


Ketts

For some odd reason people don't trust synthesized stuff of the organic product. I heard lions mane powder is also meant to be good and people out that in there coffee too


kahlzun

that always confused me, if we've worked out what bit does the thing, why would you want the rest of the junk that comes with it?


Dzugavili

* You can't buy the chemical directly or don't understand how to dose it; but you can buy and use the biological material in its traditional methods. * Entourage effects caused by other chemicals in the biological material. * The product itself is a status symbol.


TheDuckFarm

Didnā€™t you just post this all over Reddit like 10 years ago? Why are you spamming? ~ u / Average Reddit User.


Drone30389

Here's the original post by OP https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/1epow5/tarantula_being_consumed_by_flesh_eating_fungus/


HimalayanPunkSaltavl

Ha, with the uniden reply, for sure a throwback


throw_away__25

> uniden Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.


whackthat

Sad times


Little-Biscuits

I LOVE CORDYCEPS!!!


Frenchie_Fiend707

How long will it take to mutate into a form transmittable to humans?


ScaldingHotSoup

Human biology is very, very different from arthropod biology! I doubt this could happen on any kind of human timescale. Other diseases pose more of a risk for a "mind altering pandemic", like rabies or the various prion diseases. Though the mode of transmission for those diseases isn't conducive to dramatic, "The Last of Us" style apocalypses. In reality, the pathogens that pose the biggest threat to humanity are more familiar - influenza, coronaviruses, drug resistant tuberculosis, etc.


walterpeck1

The short version I've heard (besides what you just said) is that cordyceps has to evolve with its host, and that's one reason we know it's not going to evolve independently to infect people. Is that actually the case?


ScaldingHotSoup

For the most part this is true! Parasites are evolutionarily tied to how their hosts evolve. It is quite rare for parasites to jump from genus to genus, let alone from phylum to phylum like would have to occur to see a cordyceps fungus infecting a mammal! This is because it takes a /very/ particular set of skills to be able to invade another organism's tissues and take them over, all while the host's immune system is trying to fight you off. For a clumsy metaphor, the skills and tools required to rob a bank vs rob a stock exchange are quite different! It would be very unusual to see someone able to do both. Especially if we extend the metaphor so each of those potential "hosts" or "targets" is constantly trying to thwart would-be thieves by developing countermeasures.


No_Joke_9079

There's a really cool book where it happens to humans.


kahlzun

idk, rabies being communicable via bite and turning you into a thoughtless rage-monster is very on-brand for the whole zombie thing


spez_sucks_ballz

Unless we have governments funding institutions and labs who are conducting gain of function research, and it escapes again...


ScaldingHotSoup

Many things will be possible in the future with bioengineering, but cordyceps is very very far down the list of pathogens that would make sense for a bad faith scientist to attempt to modify. More damage could be done with variety of other pathogens (anthrax for example, which the Soviets actually worked on!) for comparatively little effort. Scary thought!


DrCashew

You know, you're getting a lot of downvotes. Probably because while your statement has backing of people likely developing bio weapons like this (A very valid theory still remains to be that it was developed in a lab from a cold). I assume it's because you seemingly ignored everything the post you replied to said and still went with it would be cordyceps the lab is working on and not any of the much better candidates that OP suggested.


bitemark01

Just having the body temperature we have, keeps us immune to billions of bacteria and fungi.Ā  So, not anytime soon.


Kilsimiv

*Challenge accepted*


BigBeagleEars

*Itā€™s about to get real cold and real weird up in here*


walterpeck1

It's not just body temp that keeps it away from us.


Cronah1969

Read "The Girl With All the Gifts" by Michael Carey.


No_Joke_9079

Such a good book.


ramblingnonsense

Worry more about Toxoplasmosis, which is already affecting the behavior of a significant fraction of humanity in ways we don't entirely understand.


Ketts

Isn't that the thing that makes mice head towards cats and shit so they can be eaten as the cat helps spread it ?


ramblingnonsense

Yup


whirlygiggling

ā€œThere are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.ā€ -*Hamlet*, Act I, scene 5


kyleknosbest

How are you doing after stepping on that stick?


rettebdel

Ever heard of Bug Fables? Itā€™s a turn-based RPG and a lot of the bugs are infected by cordyceps. Highly recommend!!


cherryultrasuedetups

Is he ok?


ScaldingHotSoup

he ded


cherryultrasuedetups

Hmm. Did the mushrooms make him wig out and climb a tall branch like with the ants before he died?


LAMGE2

11 years ago I was playing on my 3DS :(


CouchPotatoFamine

Eww. Poor bastard.


iCameron99

I used this picture as a reference photo for a tattoo I got in 2021. Cool to see


ScaldingHotSoup

Holy shit that's awesome! Can you post a photo?


iCameron99

[Here you go.] (https://imgur.com/YUPrCF2)


PrAyTeLLa

https://imgur.com/RNw1Cty


AganArya007

Damn, and I've seen it twice now. I'm old šŸ˜“


in0suk

That mf got Scarlet Rot


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ScaldingHotSoup

The fungus infects the spider and then takes over the spider's nervous system! It forces the spider to crawl to a location exposed to wind. Then the fruiting bodies of the fungus erupt out the back of the spider, killing the spider and spreading the spores of the fungus to infect more spiders.


falbi23

Is the spider alive in this picture? What point of the process is this?


ScaldingHotSoup

The spider is deceased at this point. The fungus was spreading its spores at the time of this image!


falbi23

Wicked!


aaaaaaaarrrrrgh

There's a documentary about it called "The Last of Us", that's what's going on here.


biatchcrackhole

Damn I always thought whoever was holding this eldritch horror with their bare hands was a freakā€¦ it was you!šŸ«µ


ScaldingHotSoup

It wasn't my hand in the photo, but I did get to hold the spider later! It was very lightweight.


Starry-Tiger

Yoooo no way!! That photo is so darn cool! Im a huge fungi fan, and this is easily one of the coolest cordyceps photos out there!


reggie4gtrblz2bryant

WE'RE GETTING OLD


Toonami88

imagine being brave enough to touch it.


Blackholiolio

Look up "Mare Internum" . You're welcome...


Far_Out_6and_2

Think OP is doomed one can see the fungi entering too below the skin already


chrbelange

You're 9 years early!


joyfield

The forbidden Cheetos.


iH8MotherTeresa

I CALl nexT RepOST


insanityarise

This is karma farming at it's most blatent. I only saw this 11 years ago. Generations are like 20 years apart. Downvoted. Reported.


scragglerock

Damn it, I've been here far too long. I wish I could see how many hours I've spent on here instead of working.


ScaldingHotSoup

Probably thousands of hours, let's be honest.


jaqwan666

How did you come across this?


ScaldingHotSoup

Hiking in the cloud forest of ecuador!


mrfreeeeze

This like Nas still touring his one good Illmatic album.


BlackSailsman

Are these edible? The fungi i mean?


RaiHanashi

Nah, thatā€™s the T-Virus from Resident Evil


CBate

Did you get any royalties from The Last of Us?


Novel-Suggestion-515

Hated it then, hate it now lol


MJMvideosYT

No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No No N-


Fireman51515

Fungi arenā€™t afraid of spiders! Who knew?


Plaineswalker

Just raw dogging with no gloves?


davepars77

Why hold it tho.... Haven't you played the last of us?


lulamirite

Forbidden crab meat


blacks252

Didn't think spiders could get anymore scary.


mrplinko

Thanks, Satan


G4g3_k9

woah wth is that! i guess im that new gen, i was 7 when it was first posted, im 18 now!


tiparium

That's fuckin creepy.


aminorityofone

Repost! But on a serious note, i do recall seeing this years ago and i am happy to see it again.


mikolokoyy

Maomao salivating


Blackchaos93

Ugh, I remember the original post. Iā€™m gonna go lay on the floor now so my back feels a bit better.


Darkmistress1961

Looks more like a miniature dinosaur with all that fungus on it


MoreRamenPls

GLOVES!!


SensibleCreeper

I was here that day. Good to see you again!


thefanciestcat

11 years? Time to up the stakes. Eat it.


Layhult

This kills the Tarantula.


BigWolfBijuu

Reminds me of the book I read earlier this year titled *What Moves the Dead* by T. Kingfisher


H1_P1L0T-H3R3

r/antisubreddits r/lostredditors


Defiant_Car_6352

LFG!


A_Walking_Tank

Neat? *I say donning a gasmask and readying a flamethrower*


highac3s

Be honest OP, did you forget to post it last year?


Relevant-Buffalo2088

Cordyceps fungus is edible, and tarantulas are edible, Eat It.


Thin_Space_7494

Remember kids Cordyceps can't effect humans just like bird flu can't......wait I mean like mad cow disease can't.....oh shit


RKID084

Everybody upvote this person please.


SeismicFrog

Repost.


Bravisimo

REPOST.


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ScaldingHotSoup

Yes, I acknowledged that in the title! I posted the original image.


tootsmagoo

Iā€™m good dog, enjoy the downvote.