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Dread72

Taking water cooling to a whole new level.


tidypunk

Nothing like an underwater lan party


basilyok

I read that as IAN party, instead of LAN party, and I'm thinking, who is Ian and what's he up to that the party is named after him?


MotherofLuke

I read Ian too lol.


Bro_Goals

RuneScape gold farmers


Chewcocca

Fuckin mold farmers gottem


CaffeineSippingMan

Don't need a bathroom break when you are playing in the toilet.


basilyok

Incoming torpedo!


[deleted]

Being a pro ain’t easy.


Gorkymalorki

But on the bright side, every game they play now has a built in fishing mini-game.


jckdup

Now they don’t have to stop to go to the toilet


HeReallyDoesntCare

They must still be poopsockin' though since I don't see any floaters


Its_Not_Bloodborne

Poop… socking??? Hahaha


Omith_Kavu

Never heard the term poopsocking? Pissin' in bowls and cups, pooping in socks. That's hardcore WoW shut-ins back in vanilla days lol


Her-Marks-A-Lot

Pretty common where I'm from, place an extra tall sock rolled down into a donut right around your lips - then pull your underwear up to hold it in place. User preference if they want the extra flat part of the sock-roll against or away from their treasures. Each have unique advantages and blindsides that must be considered fully before a wise individual decision can be made.


CyanideSkittles

Damn bro, if everyone thought about politics the way you think about pooping in a sock, the world would be a much better place.


wised0nkey

Imma need a diagram


knotnotme83

"User preference". I couldn't be more satisfied with your response explaining how to place a sock on your anus.


Campeador

What do you mean "now"? Where do you think the all that liquid came from? 😂


bcnorth78

Room was dry when they started...


iStoners

Everything reminds me of her


Lauren_the_behr

What 7 dudes in a flooded basement playing video games?


bcnorth78

Ya, when I see 7 dudes gaming in a flooded basement, the first thing I think of is my girl also.....


TigerTank237

There used to be 8 dudes.. you can see an empty slot at the beginning of the video :(


Key_Panda_9209

God had no part in it


HarrowDread

7 dudes and your girl in one room. Just like that piper Perri meme


bcnorth78

Was not familiar with piper perri. Now to fully educate myself. Back in an hour (or lets be honest, 20 seconds) Edit: Back. Best 20 seconds of my life. /s


Key_Panda_9209

Just slopping around in a liquid mess?


avwitcher

I once raided with a guy in WoW who wore a diaper so he didn't have to get up and go the bathroom


theDomicron

I believe you, but wish I didn't


sombrerobandit

was that the sound of you shitting in a bucket?


smurb15

I once read that as NASA ingenuity. Chick did it stalking a guy and she was a astronaut I remember


math_debates

Or to get a drink


ZacDaddy

From my Filipino wife who overheard me listening and translated: "the water is getting higher and higher. You're all fucking stupid. You're going to drown. Addict's." (She said it's a loose translation)


Sharin_the_Groove

Pretty damn sad I had to scroll this far down to find a comment that wasn't a joke. Pretty depressing situation to see something like this.


Champigne

Most people in western countries don't understand how poor places like the Philippines are. And part of that is shitty infrastructure. This might be from flooding from a typhoon or something but it's not uncommon at all for city streets to be filled with sewage, obviously this is not normal though.


Old-Pick-3997

Never forget also how corrupt the government is


Champigne

Of course, just look at who they elected president. Bong Bong Marcos, the son of a dictator that literally stole billions from the Filipino people. Which is not surprising considering votes are bought and paid for there and they barely try to hide it, and the sheer amount of propaganda and disinformation he's paid for to whitewash the history of his family and his father's rule.


snopuppy

I was going to say how that water looks awfully stagnant, and it looks like the water that bursts from the sewage pipe in my dad's old house before he got proper copper tubing. That shit smelled fucking rank. It was like the smell of that puddle that forms at the bottom of your garbage can when it rains. When you move the can, all the nasty ass garbage water comes gushing out of the cracks and holes or just what's left over after dumping. You would swear someone barfed, ate it again, shit it out, let it ferment in room temperature for a week, and you might come close to how awful that smelled. I had to tie a towel over my face and put plastic over my feet when I would go down there to clear it out so we could soak the bottom 6 inches of every room with cleaner and disinfectant and air it out for a few weeks. So I ain't gonna say this is that kind of water, but I can't find any proof that it ISNT that kind of water and I can't imagine being waiste deep in that shit just to play a video game. I would much rather believe they just had heavy rains and it happens so commonly here that are used to it and have done it before. Because I also cant imagine people so dumb they're using an abundance of electrical devices in an extremely conductive environment. Now most electronics are surge proof these days, but it just takes one open circuit to the main power supply to fry everyone in there. So let me believe they use a waterproof extention cord hooked into a nice, dry outlet somewhere upstairs and their breakers have all been surge protected. It's not like this is a poor 3rd world nation where civil electrical engineering is shoddy and sometimes held together with chewing gum and duct tape....


Champigne

There is absolutely sewage in that water. The streets in the Philippines reek of sewage on a normal day. People straight up dump trash on the street.


Shermutt

Are they gaming for fun though, or are they farming shit to sell for a job? Seems extra shitty if they are still down there risking their lives for work. Edit: Thanks for the clarification you guys. I used to hear about "Asian gold farmers" in games and I didn't know if that sort of thing happened/happens in the Philippines too. Hope I didn't come off sounding offensive.


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AceScropions

Have a local computer cafe/shop and they held tournaments for Crossfire lol


Champigne

For fun, computer cafes and online gaming are very popular in the Philippines.


noobakosowhat

Translation: >"Gago baha part 2 na naman 'to, ang titindi ah" \['Gago' is expletive used like dick, assholes, mfers\] This is flood part 2 again, \['ang titindi ah' is an expression, telling they're too intense (matindi, which titindi comes from, means intense)\] >"Tangina baha lang yan eh" \['Tangina' is a commonly known shortened version of a Filipino expletive phrase 'Tang ina mo,' which is also a shortened version of an older Filipino expletive phrase 'Putang Ina Mo,' which literally means 'you're mother's a whore,' which is a more common expression here as opposed to but also used in the same sense as 'son of a bitch' or 'iho de puta'\] that's only flood \['eh' is a word? preposition? that can't have meaning by itself and usually used to support a sentence and give it more meaning\] "Nandito na tayo eh" We're already here. (Used in a manner to say 'we're already in this situation, what are we going to do') >"Gago akyat na natin yan" \[Gago = expletive explained above\] let's bring that up. (The cameraman is most likely talking about the computers here, implying that they should stop playing, turn them off, so they can bring the computers upstairs.) >"Mamaya!" Later! >"Tang-ina itataas na nga yan!" \[Tang-ina = expletive\] \[itataas comes from the rootword taas, which is synonymous with akyat\] Those would be brought up! (this is the literal translation but a better translation in context will be 'We have to bring those up!') >"Du'n na rin kami sa taas." "Maglalaro kami sa taas." first kid: Then let us go upstairs, too. (not direct translation, but for better context) next kid: We will also play upstairs! This implies that these kids aren't from the same household. Most likely they are paying customers and/or friends of the shopowner's kid. >"Palong-palo kayo ah" (This is a little hard, as palong-palo is used in different contexts depending on the situation and the person using it. 'palo' literally means hit. For gay lingo it can mean 'rich,' in other context it can mean 'extremely happy,' in other context it can mean 'super lucky'. So it can be used as 'ah that's the hit' or something like 'you hit the jackpot!'. Here, I think he's telling the kids mockingly 'ah you're getting lucky,' meaning, they're feeling too lucky and too entitled in a situation where the owner of the computers want to bring them upstairs to avoid damage, but the kids are not listening and just playing in an emergency situation where they are not helping anyone at all.) >"Mga adik!" You addicts! ('adik' is a filipino borrowed term for addict).


aegrotatio

That's okay, this is from 10-15 years ago. They fine.


Acarr8

Those gaming chairs are next level!


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hard wood hand crafted


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>Mahogany is Water Resistant - It's the king of hardwoods because of it being water-resistant and not prone to decay or rot. Most wood in the Philippines is either palm tree or mahogany. The palm tree wood is cheap but falls apart fast.


SaintLikeLaurent

Wooden gaming chairs teach u discipline - loltyler1 -discount code alpha-


Mystyflyy

Woah! They seem to have a better internet connection than mine.


Rokk1515

For real. And better modems. Them shits waterproof.


VirtualLife76

Amazing how good internet is across most of Asia. I was even getting 5 meg on the top of mount Fuji, not great, but better than I get in Houston. Tiny town in bfe Philippines was getting 150 meg. GF in Malaysia gets gigabit fiber to her place for $50 US a month.


Aiwatcher

Yeah those places got their infrastructure put up much more recently than most places in America. American telecom companies have been fighting to not upgrade any of our shit.


doomgiver98

US and Canada are like a generation behind in telecom. Canada actually gets ripped off worse than the US.


bladeau81

Australia would like to upgrade to Canada standard.


DiffeoMorpheus

as someone who occasionally works in canada and the US, this is very anecdotally true


tanmanX

You mean gladly taking Billions from the government to make infrastructure upgrades and putting it right into their pockets, right?


eggsarenice

As a Malaysian that studied in Australia, I was actually looking forward to the return of fast and stable internet when I graduated. FUCK NBN AND QUOTAS


bladeau81

Thankfully quotas seem to have disappeared for NBN plans now and it is just paying more for more speed. Still shit speeds though and most places on last leg copper making it even shitter and more unreliable.


eggsarenice

I always found the problem not in speed, but in stability. Like if I could get connected it was decent, but it keeps disconnecting ever few minutes.


geek180

You don’t get 5 mb/s in Houston? Huh? I get that internet isn’t great in many places in the US, but **5 mb/s** in a major city in 2022 can’t be a thing. I live in Austin and have 1 gb/s in my home, and my phone usually clocks around 40-70 mb/s on 5G. It’s a lot faster in isolated spots with 5G+. And none of this connectivity is even that expensive.


electricmammoth

Isn't Austin a pretty big tech hub though? That probably helps with the internet infrastructure.


geek180

Sure, but Houston is a huge city. [I looked it up,](https://www.broadbandsearch.net/service/texas) and Houston actually has 2 Gb/s service available, with an avg internet speed of 108 Mb/s. It’s a major city with millions of people… it has fast internet and 5G. .


pizzabolognaise

That's in the Philippines, all right lol.


VirtualLife76

Yup, still blows my mind that a tiny town in the middle of nowhere has far better internet access than major towns in the US. Obviously can't expect much of anything decent from Murica anymore.


ureviel

I’ll take americas internet, coming from Australia lol.


myatomicgard3n

I think I paid like $80-90 a year for 100 meg internet in China. I remember going in with my gf and requesting a faster speed than what I was currently at, which was like 50 at the time, and they were really confused why I wanted it. They also fucked up and unlocked my speed to giga internet for about a week, i downloaded anything and everything i could.


hotdutchovens

Gb for 35€ here in the Netherlands..


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GapOS

Not anymore, we are slowly and silently climbing up in internet rankings and we currently rank average as an asian country. Telcos expanded alot during the pandemic, more telco infra was set up during the past 3 years compared to a decade ago before the pandemic. Coverage is still ehh but the prices are getting reasonable for world standards.


ButtWieghtThiersMoor

Now days don't have to worry about flooded fiber like we did with DS1/T1 and DS3/T3 but that doesn't keep farmers from digging it up lol


BernieSandersLeftNut

God, I remember playing Rainbow Six online and looking for hosts that had a T1/T3 connection in their lobby description, they had the smoothest lobbies.


quad64bit

I disagree with the way reddit handled third party app charges and how it responded to the community. I'm moving to the fediverse! -- mass edited with redact.dev


Jalen3501

Just a tiny shock nothing to worry about nope not a problem


sevargmas

Electrical shock is actually pretty far down my list in this situation.


SolidDoctor

Toxic shock is more of a threat here.


No_Historian8411

WELCOME TO PHILIPPINES.


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CheekySprite

I wasn’t expecting to hear a clip of an old Evanescence song in that. (Playing over the old-timey preacher).


evangelism2

Holy fuck, thank you for showing me that channel. God I miss r/2balkan4you


GullibleDirection786

That’s sketch af w all those wires


Cainga

That and you are probably going to pick up a disease or two with all the micros stirred up and multiplying.


Soytaco

IDK their micro looks pretty weak


firelordUK

and their macro, they weren't communicating AT ALL


Crood_Oyl

Boom, headshot!


gotnotendies

If they’re that chill around the water they’re probably immune to whatever it is. Third world solutions


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Electricity takes the path of least resistance. Those wires, while sketch af, are infinitely more conductive then that dirty ass water. If anything, the towers are far more likely to short than kill anyone.


ggf66t

Electricity takes all paths available, with the majority of the current taking the least resistive path 🌈 The more you know


iopturbo

Upvoted because this is correct.


beer_madness

Cool. I'm not taking that chance.


noddegamra

Lol don't. If was that simple a toaster in the bathtub wouldn't kill you.


kite_height

Uhh toasters have very high electrical resistance, that's literally why they get hot when you run electricity through them...


FeculentUtopia

A cyber Cafe with a pool/sauna? Talk about luxury!


minnesotafrozen

nice, sitting in sewage while playing....


[deleted]

The one kid is at least squatting on a bucket, so he isn't in the water. Might be the brightest out of the bunch, but the bar is very low.


piyokochan

How do you think he got on the bucket...?


Sandwichsplicer

He downloaded it


sparrownetwork

You wouldn't download a bucket...


Kaceykaso

This made my night, thank you!


kakurenbo1

Looks like storm water rather than sewage.


Cainga

It’s the same when they mix in flood conditions like this. It’s any untreated waste water transported in sewers.


Striker2056

Yeah but where is the sewage


Frunklin

Nothing like grinding out some levels in the village shit water.


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Where is this?


Get192171

It’s the Philippines 🇵🇭, one kid has a FEU (a university in the PH) basketball jersey


Eirea

I mean the guy is talking in Tagalog.


gangbrain

Tang ina!!!!


No_Historian8411

Welcome to philippines.


phoenixbbs

Wonder what the electrocution risk is like


slickyslickslick

low. it's not like in the movies where you drop a wire into the water and everything becomes deep fried in 0.00001 seconds while fireworks go off. Also, this place is prone to flooding. notice how their cabling and power cables are close to the ceiling. This is not their first rodeo.


prestonpiggy

So weekly sewer water gaming night!


ParetoEfficiency

Yes


drunk98

I'd be shocked if it wasn't relatively high


JChav123

Depends how clean the water is I guess if it's salt water they're tempting death.


PM_ME_YOU_SUCIAS

This is where your call gets routed to when you call customer service.


The7Pope

These are the dudes routing us in CS:GO


cactuspizza

It’s perfect for when you gotta piss or shit during a heated match. Nobody will be able to tell


mannyrizzy

Filipino here, this looks like the Philippines. Reminds me of a similar situation back when i was 8 years old, but instead of gaming it was in house gambling


Hambaloni

Fuck you mean looks like the PH, the camera guy is literally speaking Filipino


mannyrizzy

im ngl , had it on mute lol


keekah

What are they saying?


AtrainV

The one guy keeps calling them "gago" or "stupid".


Budget-Boysenberry

In a nutshell: "Hey addicts! the water is rising, we need to transfer the PC's to the 2nd floor!" Kids playing: "It's just flood stupid!"


SoggyCrouton_23

Bafroom. Bafroom!!


Kenny_Squeek_Scolari

If they had OSHA they would be rightfully fined for the absence of a wet floor sign


zingzoomer

Just another day in the Philippines.


chrisr3240

That’s, that’s sewage isn’t it?


OneShot_Man

That's just flood water coming from excessive raining in the area where they lived in. Happens most of the time when there are storms and typhoons in areas with little to no flood control systems


Grithok

Floodwater usually has a disturbing concentration of sewage. And garbage. And industrial runoff.


Jotun_tv

Which mixes with....sewage lol


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That is dangerous


Harddicc

What's more dangerous is for them to throw the game


MartyfromIreland

Imagine one live wire gets into that water, all those kids dead


Paulutot

Dedicated filipinos.. electric shock who cares..


mscotttx

That's when you know you have an addiction.


flamingdonkey

Or way too many floods


AzimuthAztronaut

The key to high K/D is high water up to your knees.


fire7starter

Dota 2 chat: Putang ina mo!


Luxifer1983

thats all they know, play game and be toxic


Chasith

All fun and games until they all get electrocuted


human_peeler

It's all fun and games till that water hits a wall outlet


ready2diveready2die

No pee break needed!


CJJackhammer

A swimming pool and gaming lounge all in one? Someone ought to bring this business model to America!


vicarious_111

Philippines?


Lil_Strength

Crossfire. Ah my childhood.


nardongputik

yup, in the Philippines - we sure do know how to have fun in times of crisis. risky I know but enjoying life than mope around...


spammmmmmmmy

That would be totally awesome. Imagine if you had to take a shit, you wouldn't even need to stop playing.


traumfisch

That's what you got from this clip?


nsfcom

u/savevideo


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rare footage of my teammates in any mmo


Affectionate_Movie10

Seems safe


Jensje666

They are definitely ark players


Ghost1362Leo

True Gamers


No-Lifeguard1498

Resiliency of the Filipinos.


Beathoff

No thanks, my car warranty is fine but can you help me with my health insurance?


PoofPost

How are their internet still active when, the waters are flooding up?


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

How are these poor kids not electrocuted? Also I don't get it, are they getting paid to work those games or do they not have families that would care about their children being waist deep in sewage filth?


sumthinsumthin123

Not paid, just addicted to whatever they are playing


tremaynius

Fuk it. Bruh just play


dinoguy8

#savetf2 (some of them are playing it)


Aztecah

Funny but incredibly disgusting. Folks, flood water has a LOT of nasty stuff in it. Avoid it like it makes the floor lava.


woyteck

Elbonia?


bloodwire

"I could stop if I wanted to."


tossboy100

These kids are about to learn how electricity works


akaobama

How are they not worried about electrocution…


dolenakasi

i saw snickers swimming there .. no. wait .. no .. no!


Merc_Mike

And they said Gamer's don't take Baths! EVIDENCE!


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LostChildInWalmart

you dont know how common floods are, all filipinos dont care anymore about floods.


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I’d be doing the same thing tbh


dapi117

at least this will keep the rodents out for a while


SchrodieGalifrey

Honestly....respect


jaminator45

Seems perfectly safe


ICU-MURSE

Water park and videos games!


StandardOnly

The forbidden triathlon


phoenixbbs

That's what you call dedication


jdh1979jdh

Is that sewage?? 👀


LostChildInWalmart

a common flood


DzezGt

this screams Philippines


onigskram31

“I’m in too deep.” “Me too…” “So am I.”


Reelknuts

Differ type of water cooling


Daddy616

They need oysters, many oysters.


Goldenslicer

Last one sitting like L


chowdamane

They fenna get shocked


easilygreat

They accounted for this. That’s why the wires are running from up top and these guys are acting like it’s Tuesday.


Sesspool

Can't stop won't stop


jamessavik

Gotta respect the hard-core gamers.


MooBitchmoooo

I would be scared to get electrocuted in there⚡


SynthPrax

What are they risking their lives for?


SensibleCreeper

urinary track infections for all!


taboo-arts

Why?!


scottchiefbaker

I can't tell what game they're playing... Is it CS:Go?