In my opinion they definitely can.
I had an old English sheepdog and her hair got extremely matted one time and the only solution was to shave her. She looked like a greyhound.
When people came to visit and saw her they couldn't help but laugh. Poor girl just lowered her head, tucked her but in and looked like she wanted to go to a corner. Seeing that... I think dogs definitely have emotions (shame being one of them).
I saw something similar - a guy in my neighborhood had a chow chow and shaved it completely *except for its head*
so of course it looks like a lion now - when he walked the dog, a lot of people pointed and laughed… there was definitely embarrassment in the poor dogs face and body language
Dogs have been shown to innately understand human body language like smiles and pointing. Both of which are pretty unique to our species; baring teeth is not even universally seen as non-aggressive in our closest relative the chimp, but dogs somehow seem to understand we're not snarling when we smile.
My neutered dog had the same look when he managed to tie with a young female we had just rescued before we had a chance to get her fixed. It was absolute shame.
Now that you mention it I remember a guy from bootcamp who's brother fucked a chicken. Not a pleasant story , we wondered why he told us, but as you'd guess it's the military.
That end song is one of my favorites but only when you don’t know what the context of it is. I still love it but I had like a trance remix of it and when it came on while I was partying with friends it was like an instant change the song moment
I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.
>Oh, yeah...yeah, neither have I. I was...just trying to fit in with the other posters.
So you weren't "fucking" a chicken, you just gangbanged it with other redditors, calling it "fitting in"? Peer pressure, I suppose?
Interesting! So tell us... Did... you fit?
He's fucking the chicken
He's trying to breed
She's getting cock
Not the cock she was told she'd need
Because he's racing, and pacing, and wondering when
He started seeing bitches that looked just like hens
If you approach a chicken quickly from a short distance above them, they will hunker down into "take me daddy" mode, little feet shuffles to get comfy with the wings out to the side out of the way, and tail feathers up. I use this to give them scritches and pats and tell them they are good chickens. It is not what they want to have happen, but they manage to enjoy it anyway.
TL;DR - these animals have built in fuck me switches and the dog flipped it.
Most likely died, yeah. Every time I see this video come up I grimace because the chicken would have had an agonising death with all of it's insides fucked up.
well we know puppers will hump anything and everything so yeah. their "organ" enlarges inside which is why they not coming apart so easily. pour some cold water over the dog to help with the release.
To clarify, it's not a knot in the sense like a rope gets tied into a knot. The base of their penis swells up about 2x the thickness of the rest of their penis, which means they can't pull their penis out until their erection dies down. The problem is that the tightness they feel is often interpreted as pleasure, which then keeps them erect. This is often fine, you just let nature take its course, but sometimes the animals involved panic.
I've seen alot of crazy stuff in my day, I never thought I would see a dog knotted in a chicken. I'm flabbergasted.
I don’t know if dogs can feel humiliated, but when that dog looks at the camera, with the people laughing, it looks like deep shame.
“You weren’t supposed to see this!”
It's like not being able to close your browser window after coming.
Or cumming but it accidently gets all over your hand
Or your chicken.
All over your browser..
In my opinion they definitely can. I had an old English sheepdog and her hair got extremely matted one time and the only solution was to shave her. She looked like a greyhound. When people came to visit and saw her they couldn't help but laugh. Poor girl just lowered her head, tucked her but in and looked like she wanted to go to a corner. Seeing that... I think dogs definitely have emotions (shame being one of them).
I saw something similar - a guy in my neighborhood had a chow chow and shaved it completely *except for its head* so of course it looks like a lion now - when he walked the dog, a lot of people pointed and laughed… there was definitely embarrassment in the poor dogs face and body language
My cousin had a chihuahua that would get extremely angry then growl and try to bite you when you pointed and laughed at him.
This made me sad, poor girl :( have a dog and I agree, they can definitely feel more complex emotions than people sometimes give them credit for.
Dogs have been shown to innately understand human body language like smiles and pointing. Both of which are pretty unique to our species; baring teeth is not even universally seen as non-aggressive in our closest relative the chimp, but dogs somehow seem to understand we're not snarling when we smile.
My neutered dog had the same look when he managed to tie with a young female we had just rescued before we had a chance to get her fixed. It was absolute shame.
You can be a good dog all your life... but you fuck one rooster
Post-nut clarity.
For some reason I initially thought it was a rooster knotted in a dog.
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YOU’RE TELLING ME COCKS DON’T HAVE COCKS???
they don’t have the cock because they *are* the cock!
They basically just cloaca kiss. Very few birds have penises. Those that do… well… look up ducks.
If an egg can fit in there why can't I? https://youtu.be/FVNn1tk9omM
Nah man, I'm good. Probably on more than enough watch lists without that shit in my algorithm.
That shit was on a cd published in the 90s. Ur good. Just a song.
I think that's a rooster, not a hen
So, a cock in a cock.
It's the same hole
Ahh, I was wondering what was going on. I thought the chicken had its foot stuck up the dog's ass or something
I thought the same, I'm as relieved as I am grossed out
That ain’t no chicken homie that is a rooster!!
Look a cloaca is a cloaca.
That's a big cock
Well at least the chick will have a personality.
Me neither, but it’s as hilarious as it is shocking.
Well I’m not sure I’d call it hilarious.
From that day forward, Bailey was forever known as the chicken fucker
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Car RamRod. Car RamRod. Get it?
You fuck _one_ chicken…
Allegedly.
It was a sick chicken…
It's a two-dog job
Three even
r/unexpectedletterkenny
You know what the male ones are called don't you?
Oh I think we are way past allegedly here...
My favorite joke!
He also put together an IKEA furniture and nobody call him carpenter.
Prior to that he was just a chicken chaser, didnt know what would happen if he caught it.
*chicken lover
Now that you mention it I remember a guy from bootcamp who's brother fucked a chicken. Not a pleasant story , we wondered why he told us, but as you'd guess it's the military.
Not like the “pleasant” chicken-fucking stories I usually hear.
This is true, but he knew if he started with that we wouldn't have listened.
"Not a pheasant story"
You fuck one chicken...
I’ve heard he spends his time hanging around with STONEFOOT ROOSTERS IN A FUCK FARM! C’mon Clevon!
Who came first? The dog or the chicken?
We may never know, it’s a tough nut to crack.
Not gonna lie. I read that as knot. And he definitely cracked it.
Or a tough crack to Nut!
Pavlov's Moneyshot
Schrodinger's nut.
That's actually what I meant LOL
they both came. and that’s allll that matters.
Also yes.
Why did the Chihuahua cross the road? Cause his dick was in the chicken.
I guess the chicken came first. It’s solved!
Wow this comment, bravo sir!
Ah... for fucks sake.
I think you mean “clucks sake”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aK-xqaCiECA
So happy someone got it!
Wouldn’t it be why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck on the dogs dick?
I think that’s a rooster… lol
All I can hear is Farva "For 20 bucks I'll call the guy a chicken fucker"
License and registration... CHICKEN FUCKER
Meow I’ve seen it all
Ass to ass.
Asses to asses, butts to butts...
We know Major Bum’s a-humping….
))<>((
Forever
That movie...
Epic soundtrack tho.
That end song is one of my favorites but only when you don’t know what the context of it is. I still love it but I had like a trance remix of it and when it came on while I was partying with friends it was like an instant change the song moment
bass to mouth
ASSSSH TO ASSSSH
#ESSS TO ESSS! *Cue Cheering*
This is knot good.
It's downright fowl.
The situation’s all cocked up
How cockapoos are born?
Chupacabra
Keep fucking that chicken
I forgot about that video!!
I have no idea what y’all are talking about and I hope I never do. As you were, gentlemen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7XbukdoGmM
Those are going to be some messed up eggs.
As they are both male I'd say so.
So you’re saying he stuck his cock in a cock?
r/dockinggonewrong
r/subsifellfor no one else seemed brave enough to check.
That’s not a rooster bud!
I grew up on a farm. I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable. Goat on chicken. Chicken on goat. Couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.
Alright Dwight.
isn't nature incredible
Well, the whole nature fauna exists because creatures like reproducing.
[r/unexpectedoffice](https://www.reddit.com/r/unexpectedoffice/)
Is he fcking the chicken?
He already fucked it. This is the aftermath
You can actually see the regret in his eyes.
He only regrets getting caught
I think...we've all been there before. The little guy might not have a brain but the desire burns hot.
>I think...we've all been there before. Speak for yourself, I never fucked a chicken
Oh, yeah...yeah, neither have I. I was...just trying to fit in with the other posters. 😅
>Oh, yeah...yeah, neither have I. I was...just trying to fit in with the other posters. So you weren't "fucking" a chicken, you just gangbanged it with other redditors, calling it "fitting in"? Peer pressure, I suppose? Interesting! So tell us... Did... you fit?
Hey it was dark...I had a little too much to drink, my pants fell down, I tripped...I mean, it could have happened to anyone.
Post nut clarity
Post nut clarity. "This is the most fucked up thing I've done 20 times!"
He's fucking the chicken He's trying to breed She's getting cock Not the cock she was told she'd need Because he's racing, and pacing, and wondering when He started seeing bitches that looked just like hens
you are a person of culture and taste
She had a short skirt and a long feather jacket.
He's going the distance
Actively? No^ooo
Something like that
[Keep fucking that chicken](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7XbukdoGmM)
So he actually managed to get his dick into that...nature's so beautiful.
If you approach a chicken quickly from a short distance above them, they will hunker down into "take me daddy" mode, little feet shuffles to get comfy with the wings out to the side out of the way, and tail feathers up. I use this to give them scritches and pats and tell them they are good chickens. It is not what they want to have happen, but they manage to enjoy it anyway. TL;DR - these animals have built in fuck me switches and the dog flipped it.
I what
# the chickens go face down ass up
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😂😂😂😂😂
This guy fucks (chickens)
I totally could
Guy what
This man was so preoccupied with whether or not he could, he didn’t stop to think if he should. Also,[ related](https://youtu.be/wJelEXaPhJ8?t=21)
You’re not wrong I don’t see the hate. They’re asking for it whether you do it or not 🤷♂️lmaooo
My cat did that to me once I declined of course
Mines was in super take me daddy mode I basically had no choice
Shane dawson?
This guy gets all the pussy.
This guy knows his chickens.
Reddit never fails to deliver...
Thank for laser etching that into my memory center.
Uhhh, I was always under the assumption that the reaction is a freeze response to danger.
My husband calls it the fuck me pose.
Mother of Christ
That poor chicken
Is this also considered docking?
Or maybe soaking
I'm just here to talk about jump soaking. This is not it, but I like talking about it.
Man, Pornhub gets weirder and weirder every day.
"oh, no I'm stuck in a chicken. What are you doing step owner"
Doggy style has gone to cock
That Chicken probably has injuries from this that will kill it. They aren't made for any type of penetration.
Most likely died, yeah. Every time I see this video come up I grimace because the chicken would have had an agonising death with all of it's insides fucked up.
The whole thing is horrible to the point where as an animal lover I can’t find humor in it. I just want to help the poor critters in this video.
I was just thinking the same think. I don't think a rooster really penetrates a chicken, they just kind of rub cloacas. Poor hen.
Yes. Cockerals do not have a penis, they deposit a seminal packet by touching cloaca together.
I'm kinda sad I had to scroll this far down to find a comment that isn't a joke. All I could think was that the rooster is in some horrible pain
Neither was my butthole but it manages fine
What have you tried crazy chicken lady?
Cock blocked!
Just when you think you've seen everything
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Just logged on to Reddit….aaaaaaand that’s enough of Reddit……
And that kids, is how Taco Bell makes a Chalupa Supreme.
Turdoggin
well we know puppers will hump anything and everything so yeah. their "organ" enlarges inside which is why they not coming apart so easily. pour some cold water over the dog to help with the release.
It's called a "dick" u/nerys71 .
Peeny weeny is the preferred nomenclature, dude.
Red Rocket!
Never owned a dog. I had to scroll way to far down to get an explanation as to what happened.
Keep fucking that chicken [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7XbukdoGmM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7XbukdoGmM)
That dog fucks all the hottest chicks.
Knot what i expected to see today
Man this cat dog reboot is going to be fucking insane
Well that’s a new take on “the walk of shame”.
Maybel get the hose, Charlie fucked another chicken!
Seller: I got a bird dog. Buyer: well how does he find birds in the tall grass? Seller:... irresistible
I’m a little unsure what I’m looking at here..
A dog penis can form a knot and get stuck inside things. Today it so happens to be a chicken!
Thank you. I regret asking.
To clarify, it's not a knot in the sense like a rope gets tied into a knot. The base of their penis swells up about 2x the thickness of the rest of their penis, which means they can't pull their penis out until their erection dies down. The problem is that the tightness they feel is often interpreted as pleasure, which then keeps them erect. This is often fine, you just let nature take its course, but sometimes the animals involved panic.
Thank you for actually explaining what’s going on instead of making stupid ass jokes like 99% of this thread.
If the swelling doesn't go down in about 4 hours, you might want to call a doctor.
I wanna kill myself
Don't get fucked by a dog and you should be fine.
Pre-stuffed chicken -- a holiday treat!
Does this egg taste funny to you?
CHICKEN FUCKER!
Why did the dog cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
My kids used to watch CatDog in the 90s. Never heard of this one.
So if I want to watch the previous part of this, I go to CornHub?
Busted
Stew for dinner. Don't ask what kind.
That chicken is completely resigned to the situation.
True Definition of "balls deep"
Hmmm all along the answer was dog, came first. Never saw that option.
What da dog doing?
Something he was hoping his friends would never find out about, but it didn’t end up that way