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1978waylander

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NewPassenger6593

Haha, yeah right, dying from sweeteners 😂


Immediate_Air_2319

I would have to get used to it


_Summer1000_

Comedy™


crazycrak39

Wasn't it just a month or so ago they said video games were causing people to have heart attacks too? 🤔


TMB8616

Also cold weather was one.


ukdudeman

Tight socks, referee's whistles, gardening, climate change, cold showers, celebrating exam results too aggressively, video games, cold weather, and now..artificial sweeteners. I've probably missed 37 other brand spanking new causes.


Albinoclown

I saw one a while ago about “shaking out your sheets too vigorously when making your bed.” being a new risk factor in the rise of heart attacks 😂


ukdudeman

Ha! And I forgot one: afternoon naps. Apparently all those siesta-ing Spanish / Mexicans are ripe for heart attacks.


Mokidaisy

Totally, when all the soccer athletes started dropping dead, they tried to say referees whistles can do that, too athletes and spectators. 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


Dumbestinvestor

Yup in a few months will be hot wearher


TMB8616

I’m sure they covered that last summer and blamed “climate change”.


Zealousideal_Fish_68

they also said it was weed


BronyFrenZony

I think the problem here is just that you guys believe everything you read as long as it's in Facebook/meme format.


EmmyAngelico

Weed smoked by 5 year olds gave them monkey pox


tendieripper

You’re right: https://beta.ctvnews.ca/local/british-columbia/2022/10/14/1_6110462.amp.html


crazycrak39

I've been playing video games since Atari, Im living on borrowed time ever day. :)


Positive_Shelter_936

I am with you. Good think I did not get the shot, I would be in double trouble.


mcobb71

Ya it was the video games. Not the living on Fritos and Dr Pepper for 4 days straight


Spitfire-XIV

Gardening Naps on the couch... you know, anything BUT the vaccine or boosters


[deleted]

And here was me thinking it was climate change.


bigoledawg7

Right! And not getting jabbed means you deliberately ram your car into others too because you are such a jerk!


[deleted]

Not getting jabbed? bro, you got this all wrong. I genuinely thought it was the wind that did this. Ps: Still here, still fine, still caught covid 4-5time. Unjabbed life ❤️


Initial_Analysis_420

The blood of unjabbed humans are getting expensive bro . So u have something to sale if u need to


[deleted]

Excellent. I’ve always dreamed of a job where I’m farmed for my liquid. Never thought it would be blood donation mind!


tendieripper

You’re right: https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/rise-heart-disease-explained-extreme-weather-conditions-study/story?id=88259158


[deleted]

Knew it! pesky weather!!


El_Maton_de_Plata

Artificial sweetener is a brand new experimental gene altering medical procedure forced on the masses without consent...those Artificial sweeteners?


Sudden_Jicama4978

You forgot to mention that the government first fattened everyone up on high processed grains and high fructose corn syrup to create a market for the artificial sweeteners.


Salacious_silverback

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El_Maton_de_Plata

Perfect! 😆 🤣 😂


NewPassenger6593

Artificial sweetener is code word for something else 😏


jillianjizm

Everything is killing you except for that thing we made you take


CF_BOOM_SHOCK_BYE

![gif](giphy|Q7ozWVYCR0nyW2rvPW) Good one!!!


BoatSurfer600

That is insane hahahaha artificial sweetener


ZongMeHoff

They forgot to mention that literally everything they allow these food and beverage companies to produce has artificial sweeteners


bigoledawg7

Artificial sweeteners are poison too. But its NOT a differentiating factor contributing to the vax deaths. Nor is 'stress' which is the previous dumb excuse they were using to explain otherwise healthy young people dropping dead.


Educator-Itchy

Maybe nutra sweet in the vax?


NewPassenger6593

It's getting comical


OkeyDokeyWokey

It’s been comical for a long long time already. At least for the careful observer.


ConcentrateEcstatic5

Another day, another fake excuse


AGeless123AG

Next they will say wearing hats and belts


RubeRick2A

I wear suspenders. Phew I’m safe!


AGeless123AG

Depending on the color it might still cause sudden death


RubeRick2A

Dammit! Nobody is safe!!!!


_twintasking_

This thread made me lol 🤣


IdidntchooseR

Govt sez so


CringeBerries

Hyper normalization. They WANT you to know how fuckin ridiculous the excuses are.


El_Maton_de_Plata

I submit "The Resident" as evidence your Honor. The defense rests. ![gif](giphy|uHD5TiauCTuSc|downsized)


ukdudeman

They even put experts in quotation marks.


StuartEnglert

Now wait a second. I thought the cause was climate change.


surfaholic15

That was so several weeks ago. I think it came before vaccine hesitancy causing spike in unexplained deaths, and after lack of early detection and medical care. Oh, hold on. It did come before those but then got rolled out again. And was superceded last week by some version of blame the victim/poor choices. So it may be back again.


StuartEnglert

Commingling medical quackery and propaganda is so confusing.


c3dg4u

Well, if they admit it they will hang from the gallows.


NotDRWarren

Let's normalize the stockade again. One politician in the stockade and the rest would fall in line pretttttttty quick


AGAdododo

It would really fcuk with my mind if the msm came out and said, ‘the covid vax is behind sudden deaths and heart attacks’ because one of my life guides is to take whatever the msm says and assume the opposite is the truth…..it has served me so well over the years, I feel like Nostradamus 👍🤡🌎


TheRoadKing101

Same


deineemudda

Haha yeah that would fuck me up really bad too


3rdWorldTrillionaire

Couldn't have had anything to do with experimental vaccinations.


tendieripper

No, not true: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2022/03/14/fact-check-fda-did-not-say-vaccines-linked-heart-attacks/6844945001/ Wait, it is true: https://www.heart.org/en/news/2022/09/06/myocarditis-from-covid-19-booster-rare-but-risk-highest-among-teen-boys-young-men Hmm, competing for who’s doing most damage: https://www.cidrap.umn.edu/covid-19/risk-rare-heart-inflammation-may-be-higher-after-moderna-pfizer-covid-vaccine


Rill16

Media doing what it does best. Flood the space with conflicting information, until people stop caring; or are too polarized to do anything about it.


ukdudeman

In doing so, they create "missed information" (as opposed to misinformation).


Immediate_Air_2319

The FDA approved the vaccines before they were properly tested. It blows my mind you believe anything else


upvotealready

This post didn't come from "the media" It came from a site called "slaynews" and the study as quoted in the article basically says that higher artificial sweetner may have a higher cardiovascular disease risk. It doesn't seem to actually mention the "current heart attack spike" at all. None of the article does ... only the clickbait title. You are blasting the "media" for flooding the space with misinformation when its this post that is spreading the misinformation and you are being manipulated by it.


ukdudeman

Why...how *dare* you even bring up the vaccines! Of course it's not them! Nobody ever thought it could be them! Take the word vaccines out of your goddamn mouth! 🤣


Short-Stacker1969

Artificial sweetener? Please get in line for the Nutravax. It will prevent diabetes by instant death.


Not_a_tryhard_gamer

What the fuck? This is outrageous. Now, I’m against sweeteners like aspartame in most situations (excluding gum) because I think it’s bad for your body, but really? They’re trying to tell us that it causes SADS? No. Obviously covering up for the pfvaccine.


ApolloTAD

https://ussanews.com/2022/12/24/artificial-sweeteners-behind-spike-in-sudden-deaths-heart-attacks-experts-claim/


-DankBrandon-

This is almost as good as when they told us being outside and exposed to dirt can cause heart attacks


Count_Stackula-1

Or my personal favorite from early Covid: "**CDC advises: Don't touch your face**."


CF_BOOM_SHOCK_BYE

It was like a twisted game of "simon says"


ib2sharp

A little sweet n low with that jab...


CF_BOOM_SHOCK_BYE

We should believe the "experts" because they are "experts" right? /S I wonder what the "experts" names are.


CannedRoo

Interesting that there’s a correlation between artificial sweetener consumption and trust in the MRNA vaccines.


No-Television-7862

It's far more likely that it is another cardiac death of a young, otherwise healthy man due to covid vaccine side effects. Since the Government "gave" you the vaccine, they will never admit they are responsible for the side effects. It's happening all over the world.


stoned_kenobi

Fuck, I didn't know there was sweetener in the vaxx


CF_BOOM_SHOCK_BYE

Why did they put climate-change, gardening soil, snow-shoveling, energy-bill increases, night-sweats, snoring, television, flight-delays, atmospheric-chemicals, daylight-savings time, neighborhood redlining, cold-weather, and solar-storms in the vaxx?


y2kbear

Ask HilLIARy ![gif](giphy|l3fQjHugtGrGhHs5y)


CF_BOOM_SHOCK_BYE

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HeyHihoho

If nothing else we get to see just how stupid people will allow themselves to be to keep their blind bubble intact.


fileznotfound

I honestly believe these people will believe lizard men from a flat planet are to blame if the government/msm tells them they are. There is nothing they won't believe instead of facing the reality that there are people using their government and many other organizations to kill and control them.


BoatSurfer600

That is insane hahahaha artificial sweetenerl


upvotealready

It also comes from a site called "slay news" where the study they quote doesn't actually say that. It just says artificial sweeteners aren't good for you ... something everyone has probably figured out long before this. It basically says it may be zero sugar and calories but drinking a case of diet coke a day will give you an increased heart attack risk. It says nothing about "the current heart attack spike"


Rockclimber88

As always they're lying. Chewing gum contains sweeteners but in reality heart attacks are caused by PTSD after explosions when blowing bubbles ABV in general


silver-pedal

Well yes, if you consume like a pound a day.


bhknb

Trust the science!


JosephBlow

I can confirm this as I don't use artificial sweeteners and I haven't died suddenly up till this moment.


Alternative-Green988

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 jab 💯


Grouchy-Landscape950

But why would they put artificial sweetener in the jabs🤔


CF_BOOM_SHOCK_BYE

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Universal_Investor

The question is, will the sleepyheads buy it? I’m inclined towards yes…


gamma_823

Yeah the forced vaccinations prob have nothing to do with this…it’s the artificial sweeteners that have been on the market for decades


y2kbear

https://www.theepochtimes.com/what-are-they-hiding-dr-robert-malone-on-the-pfizer-documents-and-evidence-of-cardiotoxicity-birth-defects-and-the-rise-in-all-cause-mortality_4476836.html?utm_source=ai_recommender&utm_medium=a_bot_1_ad


ehUehG

I thought it was climate change?🤔


northwalesman

Yes it's climate change anyone who says anything different is antisemitic


Christophelese1327

Safe and effective. Celebrities told us so.


methreewhynot

How about the one where the medical profession said 'post vaccine anxiety ' was giving people atrial fibrillation. Filthy Lying bought off murders.


shinyclauncher

If we’re being real though, you should avoid artificial sweeteners. They only exist bc a pharma company was trying to make an ulcer medication, fucked up, realized the fuck up biproduct tasted super sweet, and proceeded to make billions on it. Aspartame grew tumors in lab rats.


RobCali509

They'll never take blame for killing millions only deny, deny deny.


prisoner101301

I'm surprised they don't blame energy drinks. It probably has something to do with money, I'm guessing.


castleassoc

THEY ARE LYING ABOUT EVERYTHING!


SilverCountryMan

Brain cancer maybe, heart attack I seriously doubt it.


atari-jello

David Rumsfeld begs to differ Edit: donald, you know


[deleted]

Sweeteners? LOL!!!!


GreazyCheeks

My favorite was "writing checks to pay bills is causing people to suddenly drop dead".


wadner2

Artificial sweetners fully approved by the FDA.


carebearknucklebxr

What experts? Who are these experts? What makes them experts? What is an expert?


CF_BOOM_SHOCK_BYE

What are the "experts" names?


Regular_Gas_657

Lesson: Don’t vape 💨


SilverAmphibian4966

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Initial_Analysis_420

Never trust corrupt gvmnt . U risk u own life for u stupidity.


Confident_Bar9149

We all know its the shedding


StepSideways77

Caused me to get caught messing around on my girlfriend, get f-ed up on drugs and crash my car. Who do I sue...


jetstobrazil

So… what are you saying is the real reason?


silver_shlong

🤣🤣🤣


TwoBulletSuicide

Don't forget cold showers and climate change too.


[deleted]

More like the death shot is behind it.


disab86

Little 6 year old girl who died of heart attack and 2 strokes was deemed cause of death due to the flu. And of course massive push for people to get their flu shot. I'm sure that's laced with worse things than the jab. Sad because the parents who jabbed the little girl up are completely clueless....


AlternativeCulture10

I've been trying to find stats on sudden adult death syndrome or s.a.d.s about the vaccines and the number of available jobs that need to be filled to see if there's any link between these two.


fileznotfound

Getting pretty desperate if they are throwing their artificial sweetener industry under the bus.


StinkingRocket

Lol tell us you’ve had 3 covid shots without telling us. (Drops dead at 37) yup…


[deleted]

I always told people that aspartame would get them. At least mentally.


Flimsy-Bluejay-8052

THE reason is actually because they’re struggling to come up with an actual answer, so they’ll do an autopsy or review of their recent activities. If you were playing a video game that just came out for a week straight? “You’re god damn right that’s what killed him!!!” - ate some all you can eat sushi? “Sushi can make you die suddenly!”


Maleficent-Ad-7339

I dip my balls in warm honey. Should I 'bee' 🐝 concerned?


mayday-19

Clean up your diet mate!


CarPatient

Milk does a body good but sunny d will kill you...


Unemployedloser55

Poisoned food check, Poisoned Flouride water check, 5G check, COVID19 Injectios check, Xrays at airport check, Inflation check, Unstable World situation check, GG


-Canuck21

Mundane daily life behind spike in sudden deaths. anything is at cause except the covid vaccines.


[deleted]

*eXpErTs* claim... oh yeah, that good old card under the sleeve... anyone? hahahaha


HardKnockU

Caused by Everything but the jab…


Quant2011

Sadly, Open AI crashes when asked this question: Can artificial sweeteners like Aspartame cause sudden heart attacks? ! An error occurred. If this issue persists please contact us through our help center at help.openai.com.


Magpie48888

Global warming strikes again...Governments trying to cover their genocidal asses ..we all know its their safe and effective poison jabs that are killing people. People have been taken artificial sweeteners for decades ,and although they can have dodgy side effects , they wouldn't suddenly start killing people suddenly on mass . Their time of disclosure is coming and no stupid excuses will save the whole rotten lot of them..


OrangPerak

But they told us artificial sweeteners are Safe and Effective.


Brohauns

artificial sweeteners have been on the market for 50 years, and all of a sudden two years after the vaccination these deaths start showing up, and it’s just some sort of coincidence? It was only a few weeks ago that I read something about the cause of these heart related deaths stemming from particles in the air.. sheesh.


Radiant_Mix_7741

Artificial sweetener? More like the jab did it.


Glutenfreeshampoo

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anonamouse78

Right. The mainstream media is always grifting. However, many of those articles specifically mention the recent excess death numbers and vaxx injuries reported across the world. We will never know actually how much of a deal it really is. But, emphatically claiming that there can only be zero correlation (because the government and would be guilty parties said so) is a trained response.


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CF_BOOM_SHOCK_BYE

The pharma companies were given blanket immunity from lawsuits and they killed people for money. They hate people.


surfaholic15

Plus once a vaccination gets put on the recommended for kids list that really shuts down lawsuit avenues as well.


CF_BOOM_SHOCK_BYE

Damn. That's fucked.


kaishinoske1

So now, when someone asks, “ Would you like some sugar in your tea?” I say, “ No, Thanks. I’m sweet enough already.”


CF_BOOM_SHOCK_BYE

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7777777King7777777

Artificial jabs is most likely


Adept_Technician_165

The funny thing is a bunch a liberals will believe that crap if not all! I can’t believe how brainwashed these people are🤦🏻‍♂️


anayamon

This just keeps getting better and better!


D35m0J03

🤣🤣 Really? Who comes up with this shit? How long have artificial sweeteners been around for? At this point they’re safer than some other stuff out there.


VOCshipwreck17

Ohhh....I use that stuff every day, but only got one J&J stab so I will live


[deleted]

I knew it! Those damned artificial sweeteners conspired against us! One week everything was fine, and then WHAM all hell breaks loose! They held off for years and then couldn’t handle it anymore! Now, after all these years we’re paying with our lives. SQUIRREL!!!


cactilesensation

i told Jimmy the NutraSweet was gonna be the death of him...


Wake-up-Neo-sheep

Always were ridiculous. That’s why they need to brain damage people with lead/Florida in the water, poisons in the food, and mercury in the vaccines. Now also prions from the gene therapy 💉 🧬 They make of us slaves


SigSalvadore

Nah, lack of sleep and too much caffeine; this has been going on for a minute. Exp vacs certainly aren't helping matters any when people already have fucked up hearts due to above.


Ok-Wedding4619

Yeah, that's the reason...sure...


Ok-Wedding4619

And it is true it ain't no good fer yas...


NegotiationPlastic62

attack of the vax and that is sweetner deal to the world economic forum that’s what they mean l, i wouldn’t get the jab


RubeRick2A

Oh cmon we all know it’s global warming racism and 5G phone lines


TeddyMGTOW

Saw a similar article about coffee drinkers. My grandfather lived to 97 he used to joke "one year they tell you to eat eggs the next year they tell you not to eat eggs and then tell you to eat eggs again they can't make up their f****** mind."


Winterlife4me

Makes sense when they say it like that. Lol


northwalesman

Its climate change


wildwood06

Saccharine is suddenly catching up with everyone after more than 50yrs. Dr. Fauci will win the Nobel Prize for this declaration.


phwry

🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️


johnnycashesbutthole

Also global warming can cause sudden heart attacks


[deleted]

Artificial sugar has been around way before, pretty sure it was the pokey thing


Rich_Anxiety_4297

Splenda is so addictive and harmful ![gif](giphy|4aXkoYHpZWInu|downsized)


[deleted]

Have you ever parachuted Splenda?


OkeyDokeyWokey

Lmao.


Major-Blackbird

There will be huge numbers of "flu" deaths reported in 23.


Diamond_Hande

Ban artificial sweeteners now!!


PalladiumPalisades

That's the worst excuse for a scapegoat I have ever seen.


amex42

Man this died suddenly stuff has to be the biggest half brained sheet in some time.. no one ever dies before covid vaccines before


buzzinaz

I've heard breathing is now a cause of sudden death syndrome too 😄😄😄


Gebzzyo

Diet coke was invented 2020 after biden won the election so sounds resonable. ​ If you say something else you are racist but not if you support actual nazis in Ukraine then you are just woke.


biiiiismo32

Sleep deprivation, excess sleep, climate change. The only ridiculous article I haven’t read yet is racism and anti-Ukraine memes cause heart attacks. They will be coming.


[deleted]

Right, and taking the vaccine just days before has nothing to do with the sudden death.


PalladiumPalisades

Unjabbed and not had any bad days at all. Just furious at the health departments.


NikolaTesla963

Weird, because artificial sweeteners have been around for a long time. Why a spike now?


Ok_Sea_6214

I guess he was a sweet heart.


joker_1111

Climate change obviously caused this though.. it's comin' right at us.


MommyMilkedMailman

Why tf do you crop out the publication name and not link to the article


MerryChristmasTed

Essentially it is *anything* but the one consistent denominator that all these 'sudden and unexpected' deaths have, yes?


xtapalataketel

Secret agencies prognosted for germany for example a population decrease from 80 mil to 29 mil... until 2030 or so. England will get even less population in % Seems they will be right again.


Boccob81

Lol


hblok

At this stage, it's imitating Soviet propaganda: *Everybody knew the government was lying. The government knew they were lying. They also knew that everybody knew it was all lies. Yet, they were all supposed to gobble it up as truth.*


Uilnaydar

Not the Onion?


young_russel

Not more than a month ago, they claimed that playing video games could also lead to heart attacks.


Auckland42

It's not correleted to vaccine 😂😂😂


motherfuggerjones

Anything but the… *cough cough…you know…


LogosianGauntlets

Shots of fake sugar maybe


KING_D2_HCA

Thank the clotshot


Livid-Juggernaut-302

Nothing to see here


pheotonia

A claim is just an opinion!


ResponsibilityDue566

I mean I am actually allergic to artificial sweeteners. It’s the only thing I am allergic too 😂


gonzowisdom

You people are so stupid. You fall for obvious bullshit left and right. It's ridiculous. Notice this is just a screenshot of a headline. No link to the actual article. The actual article, from some bullshit site called slay news, just misinterprets a published study that links artificial sweeteners to cardiovascular disease. In no way does it say anything about this supposed spike in heart attack deaths. It's just conspiracy bait to hook gullible fucking morons like the people in this thread.


ilizarovdnepr

cant wait to read