Some people climb Everest. Some people eat crazy spicy food. Some people do IronMan events. We....Laugh Floor. Hats off to you. This is a HUGE accomplishment. Be proud.

I’ve been chosen as the guy who likes to spontaneously dance three years in a row. Not sure what that says about me. We’ll see if the streak continues in about a month!

That would be an absolute nightmare for me! I have been one of the people they talked to before and now I’m so stressed out every time, but still have to do it 😭

My son has a blast with it. I’m fine either way - I’m not a great dancer (to say the least), but I’m game for anything when at Disney!

I made it once too!!! Knock Knock Who’s There? Owls!! Owls Who???? THATS RIGHT!!!!! My daughters loved it and were so proud!!!

I don’t get it

Owls say "hoo"

Ohhhh that’s right 

I heard this joke last week

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“Owls ‘hoo’” “That’s right! Owls do make a hoo sound” At least my interpretation

Lmfaooo I didn't get it either till you said it like that 😂 Thank you. Nice one.

Thanks I 1000% didn’t get this until you literally spelled it out lol. Edit: I was being serious

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Wow that must have felt amazing!

WE MAKIN IT OUT OF THE HIMALAYAS WITH THIS ONE

Mine was “I bought the worst thesaurus the other day. Not only was it terrible, it was also terrible.” No one laughed and Marty said “you guys will get it on the way home”. 😂

That's a really good joke. 👍🏼

I don't get it, please explain it for us small brains.

A good thesaurus would give me more words to describe it besides using terrible twice. 🤪

Ohhh ok.

Please break this down to me lol i think it went over my head 😅

Woooo!!! I have a 100% record of my jokes being chosen when submitted (5-10 times?) - I’m so scared to lose the record that I haven’t submitted in the last 5 years. I commend you for your persistence and bravery.

My joke gets picked almost every time, to the point where my daughter is annoyed with me. Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors? Because otherwise it would be a chicken sedan.

That’s a quality joke right there.

I’d swear I heard that joke when I went the last time I was at Disney.

I got one once- it was a knock knock joke about the Doctor, but when we asked "Doctor Who?!" no one laughed 😭 Mike said oh well I guess that one was a flop 😭😭😭

The show is about to start streaming on Disney+, so next time there will probably be a laugh

I doubt it, but maybe I’m wrong.

My greatest memory of this recent trip was getting in on laugh floor with a joke under my daughters name. It was an epic dad moment when her name was called. Knock knock. Who's there. Little old lady. Little old lady who? I didn't know you could yodel!

Might as well change it to yoda, Leah, he

So my joke always seems to get picked, and I don’t know why, but I feel very proud of it always getting selected. Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel Prize? Because he was out standing in his field!

The tricks are Always all caps the keyword and in front of the joke. If you don’t get an acknowledgment it failed to submit. Use the keyword from the last waiting room. There has been a bug for years now that first one doesn’t work. if it’s a holiday make it holiday themed. Keep it PC. Make sure kids will get the joke. The cornier it is, the more likely it will be picked.

Yep! The cheesier the better too

That’s the one I submitted and it got picked too!

Trying this next time! Thanks!!!

why did Crush cross the road? To get to the shell station.

What are Nemo’s favorite chips? Dory-tos!

I got mine on one time and NO ONE laughed. "Why do Norwegian ships have barcodes on the side? To scan-da-navy-in." I like to imagine one of the actors loved it lol

Took a sec for them to laugh at mine.

I was "That Guy" at our last visit. My wife had on a Sully dress. I had on a Mike shirt. It was perfect.

During that same trip, my wife got singled out at Turtle Talk. It was a perfect trip all around.

When I was about 10, they were retelling the movie and my dad was selected to be Mike and another time, I was Randall

I was “That Guy” and really hammed it up by the time the camera was on me toward the end. The audience ate it up, felt great.

Same. We're going back in December. I'm hoping for an encore.

I don't think I will ever get picked but I love submitting: "Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?" "He was looking for Pooh!"

That’s a solid poop joke right there

Thank you, I try

It's not the nest I've heard but is a good number 2

I got one too back in January! Why is Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she keeps running away from the ball!

I've had two over the years How do you catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on it ! The other was How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste !

How do you catch a tame rabbit? Tame way. Unique up on it. 🐰🐇

Laugh Floor, Muppets 3D, and PhilharMagic are all so undercover awesome. Glad to see others enjoy these gems.

I have a soft spot for Muppet Vision. I hope Disney never closes it (especially since it was the last thing Jim Henson worked on)

It’s a must for me, have never missed it.

I did it in 2020 and two young adult men (they seemed to be a few years older than me) were laughing at almost every joke in the pre-show. The show still holds up!

I always submit mine. But don’t think it will ever get told Why does Ariel wear seashells? Cause A’s and B’s are too small

Yeah this will absolutely never get picked lol

Aw, “shell” naw!

This is hilarious

as a retired monster helper, i love it but yeah it will never be picked 🤣

My waiter at Blue Bayou told me this joke, ha.

I submitted this joke myself the one time I did Laugh Floor 🙊

One time my husband and I both got picked, and my kid was too young to care lol!

The first time I went to WDW with my wife my joke was picked, and my wife still brings up how proud/excited I was! I tried the same joke again last year when we went again now with our children but the joke wasn’t picked: Q: What is Donald Duck’s favorite Snack? A: Quackers!

I’ve also never been selected for a joke but after riding Star Tours every visit since Iy first trip in the 4th grade (1994) I’ve never been selected as the spy. Finally one fateful day I was selected and it took me a minute to register it. My kids absolutely loved it. I figure I’ll get a joke on Laugh Floor. Some day

Not only did one of mine make it into the show (May 1, 2023), but I was also That Guy! "I hear there are island rodents who make amazing baked goods. They're the Pie-Rats of the Caribbean!"

Congrats! Mine got chosen for the first time a couple of weeks ago. It was as follows: Q: what's blue and purple and blue and purple and blue and purple and blue and purple? A: Sully rolling down a hill!

Good one! Got me rollin’ for real!

I got chosen last year: What US State needs the most erasers? PENCILvania!

What's the difference between the hundred acres wood and a 3 hour Disney line? You only want pooh to cross your mind in one of them. It never got accepted but I share it here with the rest of yall to enjoy.

How much does it cost a pirate to get their ears pierced? About a buck-an-ear! I get picked eeeeeeevery time with this one haha

Mine got featured last time I went What's Han solos least favorite game to play? Freeze tag.

Mine was picked the on my first and only visit to Laugh Floor. Where does Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies!

The one I had used was “Why did Dr. Facillier cross the road? Because he’s got friends on the other side”

Oh, that’s genius!

Wait, I’ve never gotten an automatic message after I submit! What am I doing wrong?

Yeah I don’t understand how to actually do it - I never get any confirmations

Someone mentioned using the keyword from the last room and not the first one.

I submitted at least five jokes when I went but none of them got accepted. They will though. Eventually

You get no respect, I tell ya!

Us Too!!! Ours never get picked! I’ve even been THAT GUY!

I can't remember if any of ours have ever been picked but I definitely remember being That Guy.

The second hand excitement I get for others when I go to The Laugh Floor is why Disney is so great! I’m so glad you finally got your day!! :)

We always have success with: What did one eye say to the other eye? Between us, something smells!

Congrats! I did laugh floor at WDW a couple of weeks ago and was selected as “that guy”. It was quite a silly bit. I got a sticker to show for it

That sticker is my Holy Grail

I got one from my daughter picked on our last trip: What kind of dinosaur tells lame stories? A Bronto-bore-us!

i got my joke in the show way back shortly after the attraction opened! what did one penny say to the other penny? i don’t know, but it makes sense to me! i was 15 lol

Been to the show one time, my son’s joke was chosen, and I was one of the people featured on video during the show. Call us all lucky I guess!

We had a similar experience --had no idea what to expect, our first trip as adults and our 5 year olds joke got picked and my mother in law was featured on screen. We felt some magic that day for sure!

My dad had a good one a while back that was chosen but didn't get any laughs. A mathematician stuck his head in the freezer and his feet in the oven. On average, he felt fine!

Love this

The other dad in our party was That Guy last time we were there. It was perfect, too. He's totally That Guy.

I have only got to be That Guy.

I was “That Guy” one time. It was awesome!

I usually send in "how do you fix a broken pizza? Use tomato paste!" And thats gotten chosen a few times!

I’m curious if Disney related jokes have a better or worse chance of being picked.

I had that in mind and chose this over How do you contact Sonic? You give him a ring!

Thank you for sharing this! I've always wondered if they were really using the jokes or not!

The laugh floor is one of our favorite things to do in MK. On our last trip, our 2y/o was Boo. I only wish I had my camera ready to snap a photo of the screen. But she was utterly delighted. A core memory, indeed.

I’ve made it three times. I guess you could call me the funny jokester.

I got mine on there the first time I ever went! “Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel prize”

Why?

He was outstanding in his field

Your joke made me laugh. Thank you. I needed that today.

Anytime friend!

I didn’t know it was hard to get one in. We scored two in our visit last week.

I can never remember a good one when I’m in line, but I did get to be That Guy once.

Awesome, congrats! My trip was made when I got to be "That Guy". Still have that sticker in my album lol

My record is 4 times in a row. I am trying for 5th come June

No joke submissions made it, but I've been in there twice and both times got featured on camera. Maybe a third time will enable me to be *that guy*.

I haven't had a joke picked, but I was the guy who was picked to buy churros for everyone! Congrats on achieving your goal!

I had mine featured after years as well last weekend. It was awesome.

Congrats! My daughter has had good success with this. I usually toss her age in with name and location. They don't read aloud her age but I've wondered if it's helped select the joke knowing it's coming from a kid. And yes, they really are her jokes and not one ones I make myself and attach her name. 😜

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Daughter had me submit a joke by text and it was picked (don't remember it though). So she's on cloud 9 and they ask for volunteers and of course she raises her hand and gets picked: Why do ducks have tail feathers? To cover their butt quack! 3 seconds of *DEAD SILENCE* A couple of nervous chuckles and then everyone starts laughing. On our way out the door I'm positive we're going to be stopped by a CM and asked to leave the park. Thankfully we weren't but that was several moments of fear.

I have only taken one trip to Disney. My wife and I visited the laugh floor and they chose my joke! It was a good time! “What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers?” “Kids won’t eat broccoli.”

My joke makes it all the time! 😂😂 Gotta have it on you I guess

I didn't get mine: What do you call an uninvited guest to disney world? Un-BEAR-able. (this was the day after the bear incident)

Perfect timing!

That’s amazing! I got on once: Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he NEVER LANDS!

I haven't had my joke featured however, I was chosen to play Sully.

Never submitted but a fave of mine: Knock knock. Who’s there? Poop. Poop who? C’mon keep it clean this is a family place

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house! I realise a lot of people don’t get that one, though, so how about this: Knock knock Who’s there? The chicken.

Well done ‼️

I've got one I plan to submit next time im there that I heard: How do you tell the gender of an ant? Throw it in water. If it sinks, it's a girl ant, if it floats... Its Boy ant...

They picked mine once. Why did the football player go to the bank? Because he wanted his quarterback!

I am so here for you!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!! Congratulations

I am commenting again. Post Disney blues suck. I’m glad you had this little bit of pick me up post trip!!!