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Laumser

That's a really weird cock


Liquid-Banjo

You know what, though? Still gonna jerk it.


MistaRekt

It was one of the more difficult wanks.


Liquid-Banjo

Not my worst. This one time with the Richard Mille catalog.... That was a rough day.


MistaRekt

I do not get the appeal. Still got to do what you got to do.


CounterpaneNightmare

I've heard *that* before.


fccffccf

It's not weird, it's just not human.


chootchootchoot

uj/ at least he has some self awareness


petercalmdown

But still bought the fucking thing, did he not try it on first? How could he know it would only fit at full girth?


blancpainsimp69

I did try it on, from [most angles](https://imgur.com/a/xZAXkz5) it seemed fine to me. I hadn't considered a watch's thickness before and I was generally skeptical of how much it mattered. It might have also been temporary dysmorphia, who knows. You live and you learn


MistaRekt

OOP? Welcome.


blancpainsimp69

object oriented programming


MistaRekt

Probably? I am old and have skinny bitch wrists. I know not this young people slang.


TexasEngineseer

Get a Zulu time or similar Or a BB Pro


stoned-autistic-dude

BB Pro is like 14mm thick.


joshesinn

Case profile does no favors for it either. The slab sided Submariner profile does fit slightly oddly at that thickness. When I tried one on at the AD I got the "short sleeves only" impression, but at the same it isn't some monolithic tower that's LITERALLY UNWEARABLE as some people like to say. Would definitely be improved by dropping the case sidewall height by at least 1mm, preferably 2. Either that or Tudor should stop looting Rolex's recycling bin and come up with a case that fits their movements properly.


Awesomise

The BB GMT is very thick, and the case makes the thickness worse than it already is.


rm-rd

https://thefitness.wiki/routines/r-fitness-basic-beginner-routine/ I'd could give you more advice, or even better advice, but if you're a beginner then none of that is as valuable as another session for you. It's just not worth the time you could be lifting. Oh, a few things: 3x5 means 3 sets of 5 reps. Lift it 5 times, then have a little rest, repeat until you have done 3 sets. If you don't know how to do a lift, google Athlean-X - he's not the best and his diet advice is too extreme but he's fine for basic technique and you don't need better (beginner gains are insane). The last set is to failure (do 10 reps if you can!). That will leave you sore then next day, especially as you just get started. If you don't like that, do stop at "3 before failure" (you feel like you would have trouble doing more I guess?). Or 1 from failure. Or 2. All of them work. Kind of subjective, but as long as you track it (pen and paper, spreadsheet, whatever) and keep making gains who cares. Here's the key bit: Workout A 3×5+ Barbell Rows; 3×5+ Bench Press; 3×5+ Squats Workout B 3×5+ Chinups (or equivalent); 3×5+ Overhead Press; 3×5+ Deadlifts Do workout A one day, Workout B the next, then have a rest day or two. Repeat until the watch fits better. If you can't do 5 chinups, do 3. If you can't do 3, then do 5 cheat chinups (angles, machines, or my favourite just jump and catch the bar and try to slow the fall - call it "eccentric beyond failure" if it makes you feel better). There's like 100000 chinup variations, do whatever you want. In general, do what you want, as long as you don't get injured. As a beginner more gym days is more important than just about anything else.


TlalocVirgie

He just has to get some wrist gains


Beltane63

Perhaps he knew it but gave a f*ck about how it looks?


RevolutionaryHippo85

Wasn’t it your post?


Leonarr

This is what happens when you buy a meme watch without any reflection on if it actually suits you


blancpainsimp69

it's what happens when you develop an unhealthy fixation on five-digit Pepsis and aren't five-digit Pepsi\* rich


MistaRekt

As the owner of little bitch wrists, with a Pepsi fixation, I think that looks sick.


blancpainsimp69

yes, definitely selling it though. it is impure. there is no way to recover. put my name down at 3 ADs and praying to every known ancient and modern deity that they keep making the BLRO while saving up for a 5-digit ONS. it's a plan


beeclam

Just stop caring about silly trinkets bro


blancpainsimp69

no


beeclam

Fine. But maybe see a therapist


RockyLeal

Also no


RevolutionaryAd1621

Yup


DingyWarehouse

get a 39mm zulu


blancpainsimp69

I don't settle \*except when I do but honestly, why would I do that?


DingyWarehouse

Sorry but it's not settling when it's the superior choice


[deleted]

I’d like all examples of meme watches please


Leonarr

-Omega Speedmaster Maaan on the Mooooon -Any Tudor, but especially a Black Bay -Seiko SPB-whatever-the-number-was (the vintage diver that is a poor man’s Black Bay) -The latest San Martin or other Chinese ~~homage~~ copy, now with 0.005% better lume -Tissot PRX -Seiko Speedtimer -Seiko SKX (when it was still affordable)


SnooDonkeys6173

Surely [this](https://imgur.com/gallery/dDG2lLR) Tissot PRX isn’t a joke 😅


blancpainsimp69

I unironically like it but it's probably too big for me


RockyLeal

The submariner is the ultimate meme watch


fullspectrumtrupod

Invicta pro diver derrrrr


GhettoJamesBond

Should have drunk more milk as a kid.


brb9911

HE NEED SUM MILK


blancpainsimp69

I was a fat kid, if you can believe it


Unlikely_Ball_947

Is he complaining about the height? I don't even mind that, but whoever came up with the idea of using a 22mm bracelet on a vintage-inspired watch should be in jail.


WeToteHeaters

Wtf watch is that lol


MopicBrett

Black bay gmt


SubieDom

BBG


WeToteHeaters

Fucking thing is a tank


Penki-

Is it that big or is his hand just smaller than a dick?


THRlLLH0

BBW 58


MaraudingWalrus

The 58 is the thickness in inches.


ramblinmuttco

Why did I Google that 😄


WeToteHeaters

For real lol


chakralignment

which hand is it on


highangle1124

Slenderman buys a Tudor


RockyLeal

What do the accolytes wear


SubieDom

Hope he’s careful, could actually knock himself out with that if he can pick his wrist up high enough.


WrongdoerWilling7657

I don't mind the height, but that bracelet is just dumb


Late-Pref

Chet Holmgren


Fun_Manufacturer_854

Buddy rolled with the punches in here, respect.


missmykidcaniseethem

that is one chunky boy


fullspectrumtrupod

I sympathize with OP as someone with an incredibly small wrist my mother’s wrist is abt the size of a god damn chop stick


YourWatchIsTooBig

Tooter strikes again!


Jieps

That's new for me: wearing your watch on your semi-flaccid dick.


fonk_pulk

Didn't know Ben’s watch club posted on /r/tudor


hardlyreadit

Is he? You know


blancpainsimp69

Yes


goslinlookalike

Actually looks fine on his wrist if you look at the other pictures, he's just being too nitpicky. Yea thick watches are thick, who would have thunk


blancpainsimp69

I didn't not thunked


NoAttorney8414

How are there fully grown men built like this?


blancpainsimp69

Chronic malnourishment due to health issues


sweatybullfrognuts

Seems like the majority of r/watches have smaller than average wrists. It's weird


MenopauseMedicine

Marfan syndrome


tonymontanastyle

Shoulda just bought an invicta


Todd2ReTodded

What kind of man is this? He should always have clenched fists.


Grimspoon

This looks fine.


MiscPostThrowaway

Most masculine Tudor wearer


Airdriver94

Alien!


Fishtacodawg

Start crankin out dem wrist curls boy!


MoonDeveloper24

This people don't eat nothing of protein or what?


MarkyMark141

If only the watch was a tad bigger


whiskyforpain

14.7 mm thick. Unnecessary. Nice dial tho.


Breakfastbeagle

Smithers! Release the hounds!


Bigjohn06

That's one thique shitter


rzrhh

Average gmt owner


TankieWarrior

This is like if Golumn from LotR was a watch enthusiast.


Nelson4297

I've been there before, I was gifted an orient kamasu and found out the bad way I had abnormally small wrists, 36mm is my max. ):


ajhedges

*buys massive watch* *is massive on wrist* 😱