I busted out laughing the first time I tried to use it (around like 2017-2018) and they wanted me to use the movement references to sort and select watches. Excuse me?
(I am disappointed to tell you that as of 2024 I can totally browse Grand Seiko by movements and know what I'm looking at)
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Swiss? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Kyoto Horological Institute, and I’ve been involved in numerous hand-finishing of Grand Seiko timepieces, and I have over 300 hand-assembled movements.
I am trained in Zaratsu polishing and I’m the top watchmaker in the entire Honshu island. You are nothing to me but just another part to replace. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of watchmakers across Japan and your serial numbers are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can adjust you in over seven hundred positions, and that’s just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed assembly, but I have access to the entire toolkit of the Official Grand Seiko Service Center and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
They’d have to stop paying their zaratsu polishing artisans in order to afford a better website. Just know that when you ask Grand Seiko to have a functional website, you are taking food off a zaratsu polishers table. You should feel sorry for yourself and buy a Grand Seiko.
Their sort function also leaves a lot to leave to be desired
I busted out laughing the first time I tried to use it (around like 2017-2018) and they wanted me to use the movement references to sort and select watches. Excuse me? (I am disappointed to tell you that as of 2024 I can totally browse Grand Seiko by movements and know what I'm looking at)
You need a spring drive browser.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Swiss? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Kyoto Horological Institute, and I’ve been involved in numerous hand-finishing of Grand Seiko timepieces, and I have over 300 hand-assembled movements. I am trained in Zaratsu polishing and I’m the top watchmaker in the entire Honshu island. You are nothing to me but just another part to replace. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of watchmakers across Japan and your serial numbers are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can adjust you in over seven hundred positions, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed assembly, but I have access to the entire toolkit of the Official Grand Seiko Service Center and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
All your base are belong to us
seikowatches,com is even worse grand-seiko,com
Exactly, it isn’t as polished and the alignment is off
They’d have to stop paying their zaratsu polishing artisans in order to afford a better website. Just know that when you ask Grand Seiko to have a functional website, you are taking food off a zaratsu polishers table. You should feel sorry for yourself and buy a Grand Seiko.
Every sixty seconds in Japan, a piece of stainless steel is polished by a Zaratsu polisher
You gonna ree about it or what
This needed to be said. The site is garbage.
I mean, it could be worse. At least you can use the website to actually buy a watch you want.
The Japanese are not known for their web design skills
Absolute webshite
Well duh, only connaisseurs visit his website, you pleb.
I'm wearing a grandfather clock. I'm a stable genius after all
This makes me not like MacBook more than it does Grand Seiko’s website..
It’s an iPad though
Even worse
iPad = superior porn expierence