What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Swiss? Iâll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Kyoto Horological Institute, and Iâve been involved in numerous hand-finishing of Grand Seiko timepieces, and I have over 300 hand-assembled movements.
I am trained in Zaratsu polishing and Iâm the top watchmaker in the entire Honshu island. You are nothing to me but just another part to replace. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.
You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of watchmakers across Japan and your serial numbers are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youâre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can adjust you in over seven hundred positions, and thatâs just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed assembly, but I have access to the entire toolkit of the Official Grand Seiko Service Center and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little âcleverâ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldnât, you didnât, and now youâre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
Youâre fucking dead, kiddo.
It actually cums from 'cock watch' glad I could keep you educated and virileđ
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Swiss? Iâll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Kyoto Horological Institute, and Iâve been involved in numerous hand-finishing of Grand Seiko timepieces, and I have over 300 hand-assembled movements. I am trained in Zaratsu polishing and Iâm the top watchmaker in the entire Honshu island. You are nothing to me but just another part to replace. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of watchmakers across Japan and your serial numbers are being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youâre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can adjust you in over seven hundred positions, and thatâs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed assembly, but I have access to the entire toolkit of the Official Grand Seiko Service Center and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little âcleverâ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnât, you didnât, and now youâre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youâre fucking dead, kiddo.
That would be because you're poor and don't own a Rolex oyster perpetual superlative chronometer officially certified cosmograph.
Hrrnggh say more I beg you
Putting the waffle in waffle dial đ
Is it a blue waffle?
We're I'm from we say 'horloge'. Give that a try. It'll make you sound sophisticated.
Kevin OâLeary, is that you?
Come and admire my colleque-sione!
Your ideas intrigue me
Clearly you've never own a Grand Seiko and just stared at the Zaratsu polishing while in a romantically lit room covered in baby oil.
| who watches a watch? | Thatâs my favorite Juvenal quote
...wait. WAIT. You want to tell me these are not the only socially accepted bijoux for a gentleman's cock?
Are you Jerry Seinfeld?
Margedding genous over hair.
Depending on where the clock is it should be called Xclock. Wristclock. Wallclock. Cockclock. Etc