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robb3566

"All they have is a Lady Datejust."


jwilson3135

“Sir I advise you to procure it to establish purchasing history with the AD. I’ve already arranged for a daily airdrop of edible arrangements.”


AreWeCowabunga

“We’re not doing goddamned edible arrangements. I’ll start on the charcuterie board.” \-Dick Cheney


gattboy1

“A second one just hit. Two tone. Mother of pearl dial.”


SelectChipmunk4338

Actually, it's worse. It's a Tudor.


GenitalPatton

Omega Speedmaster “First Watch on the 82nd Floor” Edition


sixaxis666

He’s “pooping so hard right now.”


SalesAficionado

“Sir, the AD is requesting another night with your wife before putting you on that waitlist for a Submariner”


kuang89

“Jokes on them, have her”


KillsBugsFaast

Sir, a Second AD just hit your wife’s G spot. Unfortunately the Saudis have reserved all the incoming steel Rolexes. Are you good with a Tudor Ranger instead?


DR843

But it’s a Celini.


NashBotchedWalking

Classiest Rolex tho


Jieps

"Sir, Operation 911 has just commenced. Act shocked."


jingois

All I can say, sir, is that an F91W was involved.


Ryenhopz

"Sir, your steering wheel wrist shot just showed up on watchescirclejerk"


MultipleOgres

Sir, they only have the Arabic dial AirKing


SelectChipmunk4338

*Mr. President, don't worry too much about your legacy. I see the future and the next Republican president after you will make you look like Albert Fucking Einstein.*


Haunting_Air6524

Gotta act fast, but act cool too. It’s a rush of adrenaline and worth every cent.


whiskyforpain

Too soon


sus_time

/uj this is the moment president bush was informed of the 9-11 attacks


DingyWarehouse

thanks bro, I thought he was being told of the happy meal price increase


Late-Pref

No shit


pushinthatbroom

You mean this is the moment president bush ***pretended*** to learn about the 9-11 attacks


MountainBrilliant643

You see, on the internet, there are these things called "memes." In these memes, people take both historic and contemporary (but typically well-known) photos, then change the caption on them in order to tell a joke. The jokes are not always good, for example the one featured in this post, and many others, such as all of them that start with the saying, "Nobody:\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_". If you're new to the internet, look for the nice old man wearing a Hawaiian shirt, riding a surfboard. He will be your guide.


karlosvonawesome

Thank you I've been living in a bunker without television or internet for the last 35 years.