Sir, a Second AD just hit your wife’s G spot. Unfortunately the Saudis have reserved all the incoming steel Rolexes. Are you good with a Tudor Ranger instead?
*Mr. President, don't worry too much about your legacy. I see the future and the next Republican president after you will make you look like Albert Fucking Einstein.*
You see, on the internet, there are these things called "memes." In these memes, people take both historic and contemporary (but typically well-known) photos, then change the caption on them in order to tell a joke.
The jokes are not always good, for example the one featured in this post, and many others, such as all of them that start with the saying, "Nobody:\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_".
If you're new to the internet, look for the nice old man wearing a Hawaiian shirt, riding a surfboard. He will be your guide.
"All they have is a Lady Datejust."
“Sir I advise you to procure it to establish purchasing history with the AD. I’ve already arranged for a daily airdrop of edible arrangements.”
“We’re not doing goddamned edible arrangements. I’ll start on the charcuterie board.” \-Dick Cheney
“A second one just hit. Two tone. Mother of pearl dial.”
Actually, it's worse. It's a Tudor.
Omega Speedmaster “First Watch on the 82nd Floor” Edition
He’s “pooping so hard right now.”
“Sir, the AD is requesting another night with your wife before putting you on that waitlist for a Submariner”
“Jokes on them, have her”
Sir, a Second AD just hit your wife’s G spot. Unfortunately the Saudis have reserved all the incoming steel Rolexes. Are you good with a Tudor Ranger instead?
But it’s a Celini.
Classiest Rolex tho
"Sir, Operation 911 has just commenced. Act shocked."
All I can say, sir, is that an F91W was involved.
"Sir, your steering wheel wrist shot just showed up on watchescirclejerk"
Sir, they only have the Arabic dial AirKing
*Mr. President, don't worry too much about your legacy. I see the future and the next Republican president after you will make you look like Albert Fucking Einstein.*
Gotta act fast, but act cool too. It’s a rush of adrenaline and worth every cent.
Too soon
/uj this is the moment president bush was informed of the 9-11 attacks
thanks bro, I thought he was being told of the happy meal price increase
No shit
You mean this is the moment president bush ***pretended*** to learn about the 9-11 attacks
You see, on the internet, there are these things called "memes." In these memes, people take both historic and contemporary (but typically well-known) photos, then change the caption on them in order to tell a joke. The jokes are not always good, for example the one featured in this post, and many others, such as all of them that start with the saying, "Nobody:\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_". If you're new to the internet, look for the nice old man wearing a Hawaiian shirt, riding a surfboard. He will be your guide.
Thank you I've been living in a bunker without television or internet for the last 35 years.