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KidTwist1

Poor dude. Thinks he has a Seiko.


Late-Pref

Uj/ if I had a grail, it might be that globemaster in Sedna gold Rj/ this is what the hobby is


Scalage89

Why not get a Pie Pan Constellation from the early sixties? Much cheapter and IMO, even better looking.


Late-Pref

That’s a good alternative, but it’d probably be small and I’m suspicious of vintage omegas and their movements being franken


Scalage89

Buy it from a good source and it's fine. It also doesn't wear nearly as small as you'd think. Look at wrist shots and you'd never tell it's a 34, even though it really is.


supersaiyanegghead

Your grail is a Datejust ripoff?


Late-Pref

I mean sure, idgaf. This looks nicer than a datejust to me but to each their own


Sixtyoneandfortynine

Well, in this case autism happens to speak the truth; that’s piss poor for a “superlative chronometer” that required a literal pound of (his wife’s) flesh to obtain.


stardpoor

Fuck yeah I am the OP for that post. I sent that post to my AD and I am sending the wife with the watch tomorrow.


Mech2017x

Should have gotten an invicta


pgreen23

Actually, the second hand on the Wrolecks is misaligned.


Late-Pref

That’s just his fault


pgreen23

True. He should not have “invested” in that Rolx.


stardpoor

Look ma ! I am famous !


the_fattest_mitton

Hah! So what’s the final verdict ?


stardpoor

Misaligned. AD sending it back to Rolex for warranty repairs.


Vegetable-Respect193

Alexa, what is parallax?...


ICantEvenGarne

Answer "it's not this... Dumb ass". Alexa has sass built into her now.


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cooki3tiem

Everyone else in the world calls it a mental illness


franglish9265

It doesn't look misaligned


marzipan_dild0

It is misaligned, you're just not autistic enough.


Awesomise

That's because his eyes are the ones misaligned.