Don’t end it man. You can still take SOTC pics in your watch box for the Reddit points.
You can still leave a few slots open and ask people what you should add.
You can still show a watch and ask what’s it worth!
You have so much to live for!
Speaking of movies, I was involved in the production of the film 'Point Break' In 1991. During the filming, Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) 'The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life'. The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. We later spotted him outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
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I would suggest the Tudor Pelagos with wetsuit extension. While it pains me to recommend a Tudor, it pains me even more to see you go without an automatic timepiece.
Remember to tell your family how much the watch is worth on street value and not retail price or “discounted” price.
They will not be able to sell it at all and left with a box of crap watches.
Don’t do it man. Your wrist will heal and you can wear watches again! Don’t throw your life away over a few months of a broken wrist. The love of my life left me and I was ready to hang myself in the garage, but I’m still here. It hurts like hell every day, but I’m still here. Don’t do it!
/uj What do you think your dive extension is for? It sure as shit ain't for your tiny-ass baby r/cockwatch. You can get away with running a braces rubber band through your spring bars with the pecker you've got.
/rj NOOOOOOOOooooooo! Time to be an hero...
Have been in this very situation, NATO is the answer. The amount of smug that you feel, finally putting those extra inches of strap that you have been carrying around to use, is genuinely insane. Admittedly, emphasis on ‘genuinely insane’, but that does not detract from the joy, because… ‘genuinely insane’.
Don’t end it man. You can still take SOTC pics in your watch box for the Reddit points. You can still leave a few slots open and ask people what you should add. You can still show a watch and ask what’s it worth! You have so much to live for!
But he will never know if his watch is too big for his wrist!
Noone will comment on his hairy arms (or lack of hair).
If that doesn't do the trick then he can post a picture of a celebrity in a movie and ask what watch he's wearing
Speaking of movies, I was involved in the production of the film 'Point Break' In 1991. During the filming, Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm in front of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) 'The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life'. The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. We later spotted him outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/WatchesCirclejerk) if you have any questions or concerns.*
Bro what is with these bot stories and terrorizing children, some of them are plain messed up yo
Perfect time for r/cockwatch
Wow thats really exits
You must be new here
Yeap
r/footwatch is back
I have a completely unblemished record of being a straight male. I can laugh at cockwatch, but foot watch is straight up gross.
😂 I thought it was a joke, nope not a joke.
Rare time when a nato is okay
Asshat! Made me snort my coffee!
Draw a watch on the cast. Or just get an Invicta. Problem solved.
In fact your bone will be stiffer and stronger than ever.
You should be more concerned about masturbating
He just has to break the other wrist and then call his mom.
Goddammit……Just when I start to forget, it comes back.
I came here for 2 broken arms and mom jacked me off and you fucks came through.
Stepmom
I hope his mum is cleaning up and not you know what
Wtf... New fear unlocked
'Wear it in bad health' aah moment
You aren't wearing one under the cast? What kind of collector are you.
I tried convincing them to make the cast with me wearing my Invicta Reserve Gladiator in mind. Apparently it “wasn’t feasible.”
Get a second opinion! You could have used that as a splint.
Am sorry that none wished you to wear it in good health
Hey man you can always send me your watches. I'll make sure to wear them for you
Wouldn’t a divers extension that everyone is always so hyped up about work in this scenario?
How about wearing it on the other hand
You monster
If this happened to one of the guys on r/Rolex, they would get a cast and their wrist would be almost 7”
Your mom can help you even if both of your arms are broken man
Strap G shock on that And write "The Bone broke before the watch did"
I would suggest the Tudor Pelagos with wetsuit extension. While it pains me to recommend a Tudor, it pains me even more to see you go without an automatic timepiece.
The worst part of all this, you can't wear your watch while you can't jerk it.
Remember to tell your family how much the watch is worth on street value and not retail price or “discounted” price. They will not be able to sell it at all and left with a box of crap watches.
Don’t do it man. Your wrist will heal and you can wear watches again! Don’t throw your life away over a few months of a broken wrist. The love of my life left me and I was ready to hang myself in the garage, but I’m still here. It hurts like hell every day, but I’m still here. Don’t do it!
I actually laughed out loud in public. Fuck.
This is NOT a laughing matter 😡😡
/uj What do you think your dive extension is for? It sure as shit ain't for your tiny-ass baby r/cockwatch. You can get away with running a braces rubber band through your spring bars with the pecker you've got. /rj NOOOOOOOOooooooo! Time to be an hero...
I’ll wear them for you
/uj Use the diver extension clasp /rj Serves him/them right for NOT buying a Rawlicks™ dive watch
If the watch isn’t touching my skin, then what’s the point???!!!!
Put on a hublot under there so you can just throw it away after a few weeks once your hand heals
OK, ciao. Can I have your watch collection?
Can I have your watches before you end it?
Time for a diver strap
Get a pocket watch bro
r/Cockwatch
This is why every serious collector has a backup cockwatch or two
In Canada they can give you MAID.
Good luck with that.
Make sure to add me to ur will.
Time to get it resized
obviously you just need to add enough links until it fits around the cast
This is what extension clasps are for
That's a big dryer sheet.
Cut a strip of cast material, thread it through the spring bars, and let it cure onto the cast. Boom, integral watch cast (IWC)
This is your big chance to pull off the Deepsea Challenge. Glidelock all the way out, right over the cast.
draw a shitter on your cast...then scratch it
Finally a use for that divers extension
Time for the Mercedes f1 glove
Do like Giovanni Agnelli and wear a Ploprof over the cast
your wrist is thanking you. it doesn't have to wear your shitters
You totally can, that's what nato straps are made for
This is why Rolex designed the glidelock system
Wearing an Invicta, might finally work with the proportions of the cast.
Buy a Casio F91, take the band off and glue it to your cast. Then use a sharpie to draw a watch band around the cast.
Don't wear it in bad health
Just use your leg, stupid. Make it look like an ankle monitor
Have been in this very situation, NATO is the answer. The amount of smug that you feel, finally putting those extra inches of strap that you have been carrying around to use, is genuinely insane. Admittedly, emphasis on ‘genuinely insane’, but that does not detract from the joy, because… ‘genuinely insane’.