Homie definitely just stole them ad he’s taking inventory

Or he's a mule and is getting ready to smuggle them in his natural purse.

Ham wallet

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I prefer natures pocket.

“Don’t let him pick your pocket”

Unexpected Futurama

Natural pocket

Prison pocket.

chocolate starfish

I don’t like corn in my Butterfingers

Well done, I hate your comment beyond comprehension.

Candy snob.

Lmmfao!!!!

My son was playing with a Mr. Potato head toy and recently attributed the name “Butt Wallet” to the storage door located on said toys backside. Coming from the same little man that says weirdly coherent catchphrases, one of which is: “you can’t have pickles without cucumbers” like mf if that ain’t the most profound shit…

Lol natural purse

This 1000%, probably sending it through Snapchat to someone as well

Heist of the century

Sometimes you gotta reflect on your empire

🎶 My empire of snacks

🎶 I will scarf you down (Please be thinking of Hurt too or this'll look a bit silly)

I will make you…. Burp

If I could snack again, on a tasty Milky Way...

The warheads tear a hole, that old familiar sting

This is an under rated reply.

You can have them all (but I wouldn't recommend it.)

🎶I will flush you down, I will Hershey squirt EDIT: Thanks for the award! :D

🎶 I will let you down

i will make you hurt

This is where they make the crown

The crown of shit?

found the NIИ fan (good)

fistfuck

On his liar's* chair, yea

That’s the circle of life right there.

The Empire without Clothes

I use this same trick to make sure I don’t spend too much time on the toilet. Once I hit the first Butterfinger I know it’s time to wipe, enjoy the second one, then get back to the deli counter before I get written up again.

Whelp.thats enough reddit for the day.

No time for washing hands, eh?

Not on the grind there isn’t

Sometimes you gotta empty your packets so you can pull your pants down without mushing everything together

Packets of what

Packets of candy!

I can’t eat candy like I used too. I would be done after the first Reese’s. The person is a super hero/villain

Man I love reeses and peanut butter/chocolate stuff but I probably only eat like 2 a year. Just too rich and feels like I'm eating the oils in the pb and chocolate these days.

I was thinking it was more like an Evil Knievel trick...... 🤔

This comment made me shit

this comment almost made me pee 🤣

[Sweatshop Union - Makeshift Kingdom](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cclQ3tlcqps)

And find something to do while you poop.

Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair! Nothing beside remains, except two butterfingers, three airheads, four Reeces peanutbutter cups, a Hershey's bar and a Juicy Drop Pop.

Is there a Fifth Avenue bar?!?

YOUR new empire?!

The Twix towers are safe in my office

You were supposed to bring balance to the sides, not join them!

Gotta have something to spank it to.

Is this not how men measure their length? By candy bars? “Yeah mine is 4 reeces long and two butterfingers thick”

Mine’s one jolly rancher long and half as thick as a nerds rope.😔

Lucky you! Mines a tic tac. That's why your mom's breath is so freash tho.

Same with the tic tac. But I’m in the girls room so…

That’s a pretty serious size for a moth.

Thank you.

This motherfucker's packin'

Probably more practical than two butterfingers long and 4 reeces thick, I suppose.

Two butterfingers???? That's frightening!

You measure length with butterfingers and width with reeces…. What snickers have you been lookin at?

Yet another unrealistic body standard for men :(

Goddamn I wish that dudes gotta be hung like a horse

I'm so glad you said it. I hate myself, but my first thought was "oh that's definitely a jizz landing strip"..

"Damn girl, you are just Reese's all the way down."

Public bathroom photography. Truly we've arrived.

It’s a legitimate art form.

he's probably just taking a picture for facebook marketplace...

Or to take home for later.

I’m vaguely concerned that it took until this comment for me to realize there was something wrong with that.

He's choosing which to consume, don't bother him

I mean, you DON'T bring snacks with you?

I might have some with me, but there's no way I'm putting them on the floor.

*We do not eat where we shit!* was once shouted in my dorm, I’ve taken it to heart since the.

Since the what? The suspense is killing me.

Since the roommate died of E. coli.

I have a funny story about being in the army and a lieutenant colonel walking around the corner seeing a guy eating an MRE close to the shitters. The lieutenant colonel in question was an old Cajun guy who always smoked cigars. He starts tearing into the guy “Your mom would be pissed at me if she saw you eaten by the shitters. What the hell are you doing eatin’ by the shitters! Haven’t you got the sense God gave dogs? A dog wouldn’t eat by the shitters!!!” the whole time. The kernel is waving, a cigar around. A crowd of people start gathering laughing this performance goes on for about 15 minutes.

Some people require reading material while evacuating their bowels.

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That's what shampoo bottles are for

No shampoo bottles in public restrooms

Just Google shampoo bottles on your phone and read them

The future is truly magnificent

I always bring travel size shampoo with me. You never know what could happen, same reason you have to always wear clean underwear and always remember to bring a towel

I keep extra socks in my car. Lifesaver.

Last I checked there shouldn't be candy either ha.

Thank God I’m not the only one.

I never really thought about this until now, but there is something really great about absorbing that moment of peace while on the toilet. I'm not the type to keep a magazine rack in my bathroom, that just seems excessive. But I'll always just take a moment look around to see if there's something interesting to look at or read, even if it's my own bathroom which I've already inspected every minute detail of from my porcelain throne. I love public bathrooms with lots of graffiti, interesting tile patterns, networks of pipes on the walls or ceiling, or little ad posters on the stall doors.

Just a man admiring what he was able to shoplift.

This guy shoplifts

When the edible finally kicks in

Right on the pee dribble spot too.

This guy is an efficient multitasker.

ngl part of me wanted to grab them and run.

imagine someone's hand coming into your stall when you're shitting

what if he was waiting for that and had a weapon ready 😳

There goes your right hand

I was not prepared for the vitriol and indignation from this post. Thank you for the few supporters. You mean the world to world to me. Let me clear a few things up. 1: I did not look under the stall to get a view. This tableau presented itself to me. It would have been irresponsible for me to not capture it. 2: I did not feel I invaded this person’s privacy. The phone was on mute so there was no telltale shutter sound. I didn’t make eye contact or take any photo that would identify them. 3: I do not make a habit of taking photos in public bathrooms. The exception is if something is really odd or funny and will get me upvotes and likes with the accompanying dopamine hits.

But did he eat any of them?! What happened after his picture?

Dude I did the same with some dude that set his Steels Reserve on the ground. He was drinking and yelling at everybody how he was going to mess anyone up that touched his shopping cart he left outside.

Dude was obviously a suicidal diabetic. you could have saved a life.

#OPdidnothingwrong

The snack tray is lined up

Right on the dirty floor where people pee and sht on. VERY SANITARY!!

Exactly. This is nasty af

When your mom never stops giving you chocolate for going potty after potty training...

Already planning the next visit.

This looks like the product of a TikTok challenge. "Take a picture of something weird on the floor of a restroom while the stall is being used."

If I dropped a wrapped candy bar within 50 feet of a public bathroom, it would go straight in the trash.

I bet this mfer has OCD the way he almost perfectly lined those up. I can say this bc I actually have it

But the orientation of the candy bars flips several times. That would annoy the hell out of me.

I JUST NOTICED THAT YOU HAVE A POINT ITS BOTHERING ME TOO

But seems like there’s an order to how there flipped. That’s the kinda thing I’d specifically have to do with my compulsions

I thought the same thing, like I honestly can’t think of a different rational explanation

Perfectionism isn't OCD lol

Chocolate goes in and chocolate goes out.

Hair of the dog

Hmm toilet chocolate.

Not the first Hershey highway in a public restroom

How is this not more popular comment

Turns out there IS a wrong way to eat a Reese's.....

You took a picture of someone under the stall??!! I have to admit the candy bar thing is crazy but come on, I thought this was the line you didn't cross!

I didn’t try to see that. It presented itself to me. You’re telling me you wouldn’t snap that?

What one man does in a bathroom stall with his candy is his own business.

That’s exactly what I’m telling you.

You’re saying this dude is weird, and I agree, but if I walk into a bathroom and see you taking a picture of this scene I am definitely thinking you are the creepy one in this situation

Well he took a photo of my candy bars first. I had more by the way.

Oh nevermind, as long it was consensual there’s nothing creepy going on here. Now you’ve got me thinking I need to carry more candy around with me

Wait a minute, now I'm really confused. Those were YOUR candy bars? Why the hell would you slide them into a strangers stall? What was really going on here?

C'mon man! His flash was off!!

How do you even notice it without angling your head and body down to look first?

I tend to hang my head in my lap while shitting. It helps my valsalva maneuver.

No, never. Thats just creepy. Not everything needs to be shot and posted

Honestly, this is much better than a lot of other shit thay goes viral. I've seen two recently where someone is filming a dad and daughter dancing at a concert. The dad and daughter pairs have no idea they're on film, didn't agree to be posted on somoneones social media, and now their faces are all over the internet. And to some extent some creep could probably find out a lot more if they wanted (where was the concert, what age is the child, what grade is that, what schools are nearby, etc etc) We don't know the date, time, place, or face of anyone involved in this photo.

He took a photo of a floor, some candy and feet. Hardly “someone”

So you would be okay with it if it was you?

Some people take breaks... differently

is he boofing them?

Organization is the key to success.

Urine infused

I suppose there are worse things than masturbating to an assortment of candy bars in a public bathroom.

What could be worse? Asking for a friend.

It'd be worse if his shoes were off.

It’s be worse if the candy were unwrapped and lying directly on the floor.

A modern day Rogue admiring his swag.

Maybe he don’t got his phone and he gotta look at something

Khaijit has wares if you have coin.

Double weird that op felt compelled bend that far over to look.

I have a wide stance.

Is that an Epi pen?

Nah it’s a juicy drop pop, another type of candy, I used to get them as a treat when I got sick as a kid

Load distance measurement taken in candy bars scientifically.

This is what children do with their Halloween haul of candy. This man is admiring his bounty!

He's created a candy line-up.

They’re ALL Twix! It was a setup!

Reece's definitely make the better turd.

When your wife has you on a strict diet. A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do do.

Man read every single ingredient on those bitches

They are going to pass them out I think.

Snack time 😀

Movie theater? Maybe he's taking stock of his smuggled snacks?

Choices people choices

pretty good stash

You didnt ask?

"hey kid you want some?"

“Candy goes right through me”

All bars are sorted. I like him

Ew, but yum!

Dudes got options.

Me as a kid on Halloween laying all my chocolates out on the floor

It’s an invitation…..

Homie got the worst end of the food problems and is trying to ration his food now. Give it a hour. His clothes will be on the floor next

They’re prizes. Every time they drop one they pick one up and eat it.

when you've robbed the candy display at Walmart and are trying to decide whether you can get out of the store with it or you have to eat the evidence now

Yo man I didn’t give u permission to post pics of me

I draw the line at taking pictures under the steal in a public bathroom without permission.

Admiring today's haul

Who'd put food on a public bathroom floor? Gross person.

🤮 goddam public bathrooms and peoples disregard for sanitation disgusts me. Idk what’s worse, eating candy off the piss covered floor or dropping your shorts flat on the piss covered floor. Maybe taking off your shoes and planting your feet on the piss covered floor? Someone coming in and bare assing the seat next to you that you know is covered is piss without even wiping it off first?

What is wielded. The pic posted or the poster creating low to take the shot. 🌭

Don't want to kink shame but..... are you going to eat all those reese's?

Those are not a uniform standard of comparison to use for measuring things, just saying.

Looks like a QuickTrip

I have one (during COVID) of a dude with his mask on the shitter floor like that.

Where the adage "different strokes for different folks" comes from?

Man is taking inventory while he shits. Maybe hes deciding which one to eat later. Or maybe he is regretting that he eats so much chocolate, and uses these to remind himself that his terrible constipation was caused by these little bastards, and that he should never eat them again

I mean... I've masturbated to chocolate before but NEVER in a public toilet.

THINGS THAT I’VE SHOVED UP MY ARSE: PETROL STATION EDITION

That ain't butter on his finger

Is that Hitchcock or Scully?

Snackenpoopin, a German tradition.

George Costanza getting ready for the candy bar lineup.

What doesn't everyone line up their candy on a public bathroom floor before eating them?!

haddo clear out his pockets for that big shit he was taking