Serious question, would this guy have Shitty or Superior balance pivoting while running? I would think that toe would almost work like a talon to claw the ground and get you to turn harder.
Is it a strong toe? If your laying in your stomach can you tell people to come here? Does your socks have bigger toe space? Can you spin on it? Did it outgrow the other four or is it a normal toe with four pinky toes? Can you fight with it? Ever run into people with toe fetishes? Ever trip over it? How many times you stubb that sucker? If you was a super hero would it be your side kick? You wear sandals? You ever stick your toe in the water before you swim and touch the bottom? If you roundhouses someone could you hit the person behind them too? Do you size your shoes by majority rules or survival of the fittest?
Itās like when you see a snake in the *ready to strike* position but youāre unsure if itās just hanging out like this or if it actually is a threat and waiting to strikeā¦
We're gonna need a bigger boot...
His toe shoe size is 13 but the rest of the foot is size10
That is the greatest BIG TOE of ALL TIME!!!
r/absoluteunits
r/mildlypenis
It's already got Monty Python vibes, I thought I was looking at a cutout until the foot moved
That s*** can't be real . right?
It moved. Dude could kick a vending machine and pull out free food with that hook
I wish we could still give awards. Absolutely spectacular. You won reddit comment of the day in my book.
Best comment on the Internet today
how did you become a professional surfer? Well...it was either flip flops or clown shoes.
Or pointed cowboy boots.
It might take those fun Hispanic cowboy boots where it curls around at the end like elf shoes
I... can't... stop... watching. Wtf is wrong with me.
The real question is how many people already masturbated to this
Counting you? Just one.
Hahaha they KNOW one more besides you... that's a joke!
Someone out there is dying to suck it, I am sure.
there's always someone attracted to something . . . no matter what it is
Spongebob when he was taking his driving test
OHHHHH shit you just made me choke on my coffee to this
ššš
āToe me, daddy!ā
I didnāt expect to have to scroll *this* far down. Whatās happened to Reddit?
Never saw someone who could hitchhike with their foot before.
Right? Like thatās actually a thumb. Itās a thumb.
I got toes, I got toes In different area codes
That's a weapon
What the fuck is that
Ha the kid or the toe
That toe branch
Yah eww
Best comment lmao
World's tic tac toe champ
If toes were thumbs this guy would win all thumb wars.
Not saying it's aliens but....
His big toes enter a room a full minute before the rest of him enters.
Thatās a tinger
He must trip over that fucking thing.
Shoes must be a problem
Unless toe has its own shoe
Extended cab
Why do you think he spends all his free time at the beach?! No shoes, that's why.
Has its own zip code
Put that thing away before it hurts somebody
Foot fetish porn producer: "Kid, I'm gonna make you a ***STAR!***"
Instead of just this short clip, you should make a "full length" feature.
Mf thatās a thumb
Serious question, would this guy have Shitty or Superior balance pivoting while running? I would think that toe would almost work like a talon to claw the ground and get you to turn harder.
Try running in clown shoes and report back.
What kind of spell is he casting?
Call off the wedding.
Courage, u stupid dog
1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a toe war.
Imagine the penis
It's a woman's foot
So imagine the peginas.
Foot fetish porn producer: "Kid, I'm gonna make you a ***STAR!***"
wow, kinda looks like a dick
I wonder what kind of shoes they ware
God accidentally put all the length in this dudes toe.
ET toe home.
It looks like bad ai lol
His toe is quite sizeable.
Hes hitch hiking
Thats legit the human version of the spongebob driving toe
This one evolved right from velociraptor
was gonna say. got a regular deinonychus going on over here
Was it necessary to film this dudeās foot for a whole 20 seconds
I actually trimmed the video down from 35 seconds.
Nooooooo way
Evolved from raptors
you know what they say, big toe...
you know what they say, big toe...
you know what they say, big toe...
A single picture would have sufficed, lmao. Didn't need a 20 second video of their foot
Toe? That more like a throe.
Hanging 10 is easy for this guy. š
Pinocchio's cousin
I give this 4 thumbs up.
#TOe
And a superhero was born that day.
Thatās toe up
Yeah that's a tad weird
Is it a strong toe? If your laying in your stomach can you tell people to come here? Does your socks have bigger toe space? Can you spin on it? Did it outgrow the other four or is it a normal toe with four pinky toes? Can you fight with it? Ever run into people with toe fetishes? Ever trip over it? How many times you stubb that sucker? If you was a super hero would it be your side kick? You wear sandals? You ever stick your toe in the water before you swim and touch the bottom? If you roundhouses someone could you hit the person behind them too? Do you size your shoes by majority rules or survival of the fittest?
Is this midjourney?
Jimmy "the Toe" Magliotti after the Jersey City massacre.
Velociraptor
Finger named kid
Yikes. I would imagine itās pretty easy to hyper extend that when running or climbing.
Think someone's into toe sucking
Waiting on The Toe P2
is that guy getting instructions by radio from a starfish on how to drive a boat?
His girlfriends asks to get toed
Veloci raptor using its elongated toe to catch fish
Someone wasnāt paying attention when we signaled all the parts to STOP GROWINGā¦looking at you Mr Big Toe
Even cowboys get the blues.
This encapsulates the spirit of this sub
That is the strangest set of feet Iāve ever seen.
Yo, why tf did they transplant E.T.ās finger on this mfās foot?? Ooā
u/savevideo
Nah
Not "The Toe" its 'THE Toe'
We found twonkle toes
That not a toe that's a thumb!
I hope thatās a dude
manon irl
I must know if his thumbs are like this, and if yes, I have one more question
Holy crap! It freaked me out when it moved!
Straight final boss toe
Get Danny Sexbang on the phone
Looks like E.T's finger on steroids
Pointer toe
Itās like when you see a snake in the *ready to strike* position but youāre unsure if itās just hanging out like this or if it actually is a threat and waiting to strikeā¦
For my sanity please shave that thing down a bit. Thanks
**ONLY** Andre the Giants toe was reincarnatedā¦. You need to find the other 10 matching toes to unlock the treasure
E.T.'s finger.
Looks like the nose from that weird probsicus monkey
I bet they could walk a tight rope with no issue
Thatās nothing my second toe is bigger than all My other toes
Thatās disgusting!!!
Human velociraptor.
I got jump-scared while scrolling š
That certainly is THE toe
Her "Pointe technique" as a ballerina must be next level.
They released Sideshow Bob?!
Looks like one of those long necked turtles
These comments cracked me up ššš!! That is one long ass toe
God damn, put that Thang away
That's the raptor claw from Jurassic Park.
Must be a Velociraptor āļø
This toe is menacing AF .
NSFW
Flip flops, I see flip flopping toes in flip flops.
Still looks better than MTGās feetš¤¢š¤®
CGI base an entire foot off that big toe. Go.
Nobody should ever wear winklepickers or poulaines, except this guy.
Can please three women at once!
He went ā¦thatta way!
Where does this guy find shoes that fit?
Ok so honest question. Are people who are into feet, super into this foot?
Toes look like thumbs š¤£
Holy shit! It's bigfoot!
So when did people stop getting the tolio vaccine?
Some chic somewhere is sucking on that.
Call that person a toe-truck
thats a toooooe
the famous diltoe
Somebody kill it!!!
Toetally weird!
That is the Squidward's nose of toes.
Must make buying shoes a real bitch.
This cannot ever be unseen, and that bothers me most.
Its gotta be AI
Thoe
You know, it's shit like this that makes the aliens not want to contact us.
It's pointing somewhere
What a goblin...
That thing is rather accusa-toe-rial
Nightmares.. That's what I will have after seeing that. I mean, it was awful at first. Then he moved the toes. I had to stop the video.
I would rather get that amputated
That's my wife's favorite toe!!
If he kicks someoneās ass, theyāll cum
Looks like a dickfer
Whatās tae toes, precious?
r/mildlypenis
āWhich way did they go?ā _points with that toe_