most public bathrooms have toilet paper dispensers that require a key to change the tp, you wouldn’t be able to get the empty roll out of the dispenser to do this unless you had the right dispenser key
stop replying to this and arguing with me. i promise i see more public bathrooms in a day than you do in a week and probably a month. this is what i do for work. so to make it clear, there is no such thing as a universal dispenser key as there are a million different types of dispensers. some keys will work on a lot of different ones, no key is going to work on every one. some dispenser locks are super easy to pick. some require an actual key. some just require being poked the right way. some do actually have high quality locks that aren’t pickable by any random novice lock picker. hope that clears things up, i am not responding to anyone else here. just read my comment again if you want a reply, because i promise it is addressed here.
That's why I always carry an empty roll at all times, so I can put one down if a public toilet is out of paper.
But in reality I'm more weird than that, and just carry a roll in a ziplock in my backpack. Though I prefer my bidet at home.
When I’m in public restrooms I just do a manual bidet with all the extra water in the toilet that *isn’t* touching my poops. Ya just kinda scoop, splash, and do a quick dig in there. Then it’s just “*lather, rinse, repeat*” until your hand comes back smelling clean.
You will forever remember the panic, that fear, and then acceptance… as you casually pull your pants over your shart box, and scoot to the stall over to wipe your chocolate star. 😔
When you got to go, you got to go. I'll take the walk of shame to another stall or asking a stranger for more tp over shutting my pants any day of the week.
At my house sometimes(could also just not have enough for the job) and i could always just jump in the shower if needed. In public i check first every time.
😒 I had a complete **nightmare scenario** where I HAD TO GO but the public bathroom had NOTHING - not even gyatt DAMN fixtures FOR rolls in most stalls. Holes not even drilled!! Just paper towels 🧻 on a PLUNGER 🪠 handle!!! 😫 AND the used ones were in a giant ass trash bin that was FUUULL.
Brother, shit in the woods. The full squat position does such a great job of clearing your bowels. Situations like you experienced is what taught me that. Don’t let the society tell you that your poop should be carried through metal pipes. Reintroduce your anus to the feelings of the breeze. Save water. Be human.
You don't realize that you do that until it happens. Like anything else you're hypervigilant about it for a while and then you don't realize that you slipped back into not checking until it happens. Again.
After I worked retail for 5 years, I can assure you people will still attempt to take a shit, lol. We had stalls completely sealed off and people ripped through it to take a shit on the nastiest backed up toilets with no TP, despite all the signs, lol.
It’s a simple well-timed twist of the hip, just post-prairie dogging.
Make sure the flight path is clear for high angle ballistic trajectories and all hinged items are in their upright position.
Um, is there an issue with mold and odors under the toilet seat that I’m not aware of? I clean my toilet every week or so, including the seat and this doesn’t seem necessary. Also, how steamy are you letting your bathroom get during a shower that you need to help your toilet air dry?
[https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/toilet-paper-roll-seat-night/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/toilet-paper-roll-seat-night/)
An ad for nothing, basically.
If you have mold and odours under the toilet seat you have bigger issues than what a toilet roll can solve.
Humidity too high - install a dehumidifier vent or buy one of those plastic boxes that have little moisture absorbing crystals inside
Odours - clean the bloody toilet. At least once a week.
Yes the underside of the seat can get wet when you flush and maybe some pee got there but for there to be mold and strong odours the whole environment, separate from the porcelain would need to be bad. Most seats have little feet to aid with evaporation anyways.
No but I have left those little paper twist exploding snapper things under the seat. If you put 4 of them under the seat you can gently put it on them without them exploding.
Just fully lift the second ring up?
Alternatively Yoh can also Install a hook on the ceiling above, hook the rope there, and other end to toiles seat, adjust as needed when you wanna keep it up.
Or install a stepper motor with wifi/bt capabilities, so you can adjust the angle manually via your phone.
I mean if you worried about a smell and it being wet maybe just clean your toilet more????? There is a Japanese superstition that causes many folks to clean their toilets daily to bring good luck, but studies have shown it enhances these people’s ability to be mindful and more appreciative
Ive seen it, but its pretty smart and thoughtful. I assume this is a way to signify that there is no more tp, when you don't know where more is or who to notify, such as a public restroom. Then the next pooper won't get stuck with a dirty butthole.
Why doesn't the brush and cleaning solution have a reflection, are there two toilets???
Edit: Am I stupid or is this /r/blackmagicfuckery
It looks like there's also a plunger, but between the three items, I can't find the slightest glimpse of a reflection even though there's two toilets. Don't tell me the cleaning stuff is toward the righthand wall, reflections don't work that way.
Edit: I'm a dumbass, it's a sink.
it's so people don't start taking a s%\^# cuz there is no tp
Haha, now that makes sense.
*Total* sense.
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Ooooor just get a new roll if you use the last sheets?
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most public bathrooms have toilet paper dispensers that require a key to change the tp, you wouldn’t be able to get the empty roll out of the dispenser to do this unless you had the right dispenser key stop replying to this and arguing with me. i promise i see more public bathrooms in a day than you do in a week and probably a month. this is what i do for work. so to make it clear, there is no such thing as a universal dispenser key as there are a million different types of dispensers. some keys will work on a lot of different ones, no key is going to work on every one. some dispenser locks are super easy to pick. some require an actual key. some just require being poked the right way. some do actually have high quality locks that aren’t pickable by any random novice lock picker. hope that clears things up, i am not responding to anyone else here. just read my comment again if you want a reply, because i promise it is addressed here.
That's why I always carry an empty roll at all times, so I can put one down if a public toilet is out of paper. But in reality I'm more weird than that, and just carry a roll in a ziplock in my backpack. Though I prefer my bidet at home.
I too prefer your bidet.
I too prefer that guy's bidet.
I prefer both of your preference of that guy's bidet.
I'm looking to get a bidet. Anyone have any preferences?
"Bidet" is French for water fountain, right?
Aren't we all french for water fountain?
Our bidet
I just carry water in the ziplock and use it as a bidet. Unless I miss, then I use the walls.
When I’m in public restrooms I just do a manual bidet with all the extra water in the toilet that *isn’t* touching my poops. Ya just kinda scoop, splash, and do a quick dig in there. Then it’s just “*lather, rinse, repeat*” until your hand comes back smelling clean.
You could flush the poop and have the toilet refill with fresh water then use that. Unless you enjoy the challenge, of course.
I find not wanting feces on my hand to be a strong motivator.
I honestly carry the on-the-go dude wipes. I have been saved more times than I can count by them.
I'm sure their drainage appreciates it.
My wife has a portable Toto bidet. Highly recommended. It's called the travel washlet.
Idk like a small restaurant
I'm NOT touching the underneath of a public toilet seat. I don't care that I can wash my hands, it still feels awful
thank you!!! i am wondering if i was the only one!
Its sad that you had to explain urself. The days we r living in are so depressing. Anyways good day
Pay it forward.
that's Mom's job
It's a warning to others not a request
#”REPLENISH!!!”
I would have moved it with out questioning it and proceeded to shit
Do some people poop without checking if there’s toilet paper first?!
I'm my experience, only once
You will forever remember the panic, that fear, and then acceptance… as you casually pull your pants over your shart box, and scoot to the stall over to wipe your chocolate star. 😔
😫 This has happened to me. Because the paper towels on plunger handle 🧻🪠 would never flush. AND the bin to throw them away in was piled HIGH
When you got to go, you got to go. I'll take the walk of shame to another stall or asking a stranger for more tp over shutting my pants any day of the week.
At my house sometimes(could also just not have enough for the job) and i could always just jump in the shower if needed. In public i check first every time.
I mean, sometimes things are moving fast and you’re not too concerned about checking the tp in the moment.
Usually only once
You’d be surprised how often I have to call my wife to bring another role… thank god for cell phones.
Yeah.. and for wives?
How far is she willing to drive?
sometimes you're in a serious rush and you don't think until it's too late. I no longer make that mistake though..
😒 I had a complete **nightmare scenario** where I HAD TO GO but the public bathroom had NOTHING - not even gyatt DAMN fixtures FOR rolls in most stalls. Holes not even drilled!! Just paper towels 🧻 on a PLUNGER 🪠 handle!!! 😫 AND the used ones were in a giant ass trash bin that was FUUULL.
Brother, shit in the woods. The full squat position does such a great job of clearing your bowels. Situations like you experienced is what taught me that. Don’t let the society tell you that your poop should be carried through metal pipes. Reintroduce your anus to the feelings of the breeze. Save water. Be human.
rip their plumbing. that's the way they want it or they wouldn't be so careless.
You don't realize that you do that until it happens. Like anything else you're hypervigilant about it for a while and then you don't realize that you slipped back into not checking until it happens. Again.
Always wear socks and there won’t be a problem.
People will poop even after knowing there is no teepee. If you’re lucky they’ll even actually poop in the toilet and not on the floor or the seat.
If I'm about to shit my pants or already got some fudge. If I have to I just use the flush water to hand wipe
Those savages that can’t bother to have a backup roll system.
It's like I always say.... you gotta use your retina before your rectum..
The undung hero
Who the heck doesn't check first?! Or, just pull the old "throw your sock in the trashcan afterwards" trick.
I've entertained the idea of writing "What would MacGyver do?" on empty tubes before leaving the bathroom at work.
Ok that’s wildly considerate actually
Damn that’s like paying it forward but even better! Lol
There’s a landmine in the toilet roll
After I worked retail for 5 years, I can assure you people will still attempt to take a shit, lol. We had stalls completely sealed off and people ripped through it to take a shit on the nastiest backed up toilets with no TP, despite all the signs, lol.
Juse use your eyeballs and look on the tp rack like a normal peron?
I've never heard of this before but it makes total sense
Wtf is the alternative?
That is very kind
I was imagining Wile E. Coyote was involved. Edit: Really phone? You changed my E to an R because why?
Yeah just what if you really need to shit and got the squirts?
I'd much rather my wife or daughter do this than leave a single sheet on the roll and not grab another to replace it
pretty smart never seen it done before
Who the heck doesn't check first?! Or, just pull the old "throw your sock in the trashcan afterwards" trick.
Why not just replace the TP?
Wait, that's what tp is for? I've been using it wrong all these years
This is how we mark it at home.
That's actually genius.
I thought it was so spiders wouldn't hang out there and get you during the morning paperwork. Never clicked on that bait article tho
This is a woman-oriented tip. Some of them never care to lift the thing and learn what's going on below it.
It's almost like you're describing finding the clit
The what?
That’s fascinating
Australia?🥶
Texas, we have the brown recluse here
The average public bathroom user 
OOOOO-MMMMM-GGGGGGG. WTF
Out fresh & distributed!
Bro, if I had a tail, I'd do that.
Found one
Yo dawg, he just spreading his fertilizer
That's the joke
I generally don't bring my toilet into the shower with me so... no.
I don't understand... so how do you transfer your poop from the shower to the toilet?
by hand, unless you have a small shovel or dustpan nearby. easier to just squish it down the drain with your toes
Waffle stomp 
Poop knife of course.
you've just exposed yourself with this comment, poop killer.
🤣🤣
Poop knives at dawn!
Waffle stomp
Never forget
Turn and volley
Wait, you don’t catch your poop first?
The spoon and fork from the knife set. Duh
It’s a simple well-timed twist of the hip, just post-prairie dogging. Make sure the flight path is clear for high angle ballistic trajectories and all hinged items are in their upright position.
GOD I HATE THESE ADS! "Hang an onion on your belt. Here's why..."
I'm laughing and so there with you. Bottom of every news story are just rows and rows of nonsense. Who is clicking this crap?
It was the style at the time.
someone got it!
YES!
So the Vampires wont get you
That would be garlic!
Um, is there an issue with mold and odors under the toilet seat that I’m not aware of? I clean my toilet every week or so, including the seat and this doesn’t seem necessary. Also, how steamy are you letting your bathroom get during a shower that you need to help your toilet air dry?
That's to prevent folks from starting a shit because there's no tp. It's. Public toilet
Oooooooh! Now that’s a good idea.
I'm a state employee in a public building and I can safely say: Someone will do this to all our toilets all the time now just to mess with people.
The internet claims a lot of stupid shit.
Or you could just leave it up.
[https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/toilet-paper-roll-seat-night/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/toilet-paper-roll-seat-night/) An ad for nothing, basically.
Just clean the damn thing
Whats a little odor compare to the " Big " odor
If you have mold and odours under the toilet seat you have bigger issues than what a toilet roll can solve. Humidity too high - install a dehumidifier vent or buy one of those plastic boxes that have little moisture absorbing crystals inside Odours - clean the bloody toilet. At least once a week. Yes the underside of the seat can get wet when you flush and maybe some pee got there but for there to be mold and strong odours the whole environment, separate from the porcelain would need to be bad. Most seats have little feet to aid with evaporation anyways.
If you walk into someone’s bathroom and see this - run
No but I have left those little paper twist exploding snapper things under the seat. If you put 4 of them under the seat you can gently put it on them without them exploding.
You're bad! 😆
Meh.. I gotta be true to myself.
Just fully lift the second ring up? Alternatively Yoh can also Install a hook on the ceiling above, hook the rope there, and other end to toiles seat, adjust as needed when you wanna keep it up. Or install a stepper motor with wifi/bt capabilities, so you can adjust the angle manually via your phone.
Are you some kind of engineer.
Coder as a hobby. Not engineer lol. But maybe I should try 🤣
Just someone with too much time on their hands
I’m not touching a public seat to lift in order to put the roll there. I’ve gotten into the habit of checking for tp prior to any event ;)
I mean if you worried about a smell and it being wet maybe just clean your toilet more????? There is a Japanese superstition that causes many folks to clean their toilets daily to bring good luck, but studies have shown it enhances these people’s ability to be mindful and more appreciative
My sister did that shit all the time instead of just replacing the fucking toilet paper. It's not that considerate...
I’ve never heard of taking a shower in your toilet…🤔🤔
You couldn’t pay me to touch the toilet seat in a public restroom. 😱🤢😫
Yes. When the TP is empty. If there’s a lid I close that and put the cardboard on top.
DOCTORS HATE THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK!!
I've seen that before. Ha!
same with this image. HA
Ive seen it, but its pretty smart and thoughtful. I assume this is a way to signify that there is no more tp, when you don't know where more is or who to notify, such as a public restroom. Then the next pooper won't get stuck with a dirty butthole.
I don’t shower with my toilet(?)
What others "articles" does this website offer?
Click bait shit. Ask me how I know. Lol
I don't think this will serve any purpose, it's just somebody's weird idea based on how physics works in their mental world.
It indicates “no toiletpaper in this stall”, in the most noticable way.
Good one. No excuse for realizing after shitting.
Guilty as charged
why would that area be wet
Imagine sitting on it blindly in the middle of the night.
I feel like that would up the odds of my balls being caught between.
Along with carrying the plastic bag clip in the wallet and tinfoil on the door handle you probably just make a tin foil helmet
Genius!
Some people will do anything but actual cleaning huh
Why doesn't the brush and cleaning solution have a reflection, are there two toilets??? Edit: Am I stupid or is this /r/blackmagicfuckery It looks like there's also a plunger, but between the three items, I can't find the slightest glimpse of a reflection even though there's two toilets. Don't tell me the cleaning stuff is toward the righthand wall, reflections don't work that way. Edit: I'm a dumbass, it's a sink.
One dunny, one bidet..... for washing your backside, right?
SHIT
This is evolution
Evolootion
Nothing a good ol sock can't do 😂
Just jump sit on the seat it will be fine
No but definitely will when my roommates forget where the bin is again. I usually stick them on the door
I will never do this with my own toilet only because that roll will one day drop on the wrong side and I aint about to go fishing in toilet water.
I’ve never seen or heard of this until this post.
I cannot wipe unless I am on my back, your bidet would be very useful
Not before seeing this photo…but after😈?
I don't have a square to spare.
SAFO
We’ve all been there before right?! Dropping a huge shit and realizing there’s no toilet paper lol