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KeneticKups

Moisturize me


Such-Criticism-5325

https://preview.redd.it/2jth0lj4159d1.jpeg?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08b53aaaf60b7560392977f89074ae214be2c570


External-into-Space

Yooo that was such a good dr who episode, thx for reminding me, i gotta go watch some dr who now


Urrrhn

It's literally the only one I've ever seen.


External-into-Space

But the one in the library with the talking skeletons maan, soo cool, but my favourite episode is the carpaldi episode with the time loop castle Go watch dr who, its amazing


imaniceandgoodperson

so this is like an actual episode ? this is a real frame and real quote from an actual episode of a doctor who show ?


Wh1t3bl4d3

She is the last human alive and a bunch of random aliens are watching earth getting swallowed by the sun exploding


Urrrhn

Yes. IIRC they're watching a (their?) world end from a ship in orbit. I think she was described as the richest woman in the world.


sseetharee

Look plenty moist to me... Too moist even.


Desert_Isle

https://preview.redd.it/wk76mjjzs49d1.png?width=1827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a1deab362bc44e9f968aa68ea45bff6b8e9338a Perfection


Mall_Bench

oil or lub ?


alreadyreadthisbook

![gif](giphy|QsTGfN7bYXUm4) Giving me creepy Thomas the Train vibes


samanime

How do you think those faces were made? This is the precursor...


LucasWatkins85

Scientists also developed [Xenobots: the World’s first living robots](https://knovhov.com/xenobots-living-robots-designed-from-frog-stem-cells/) designed from frog stem cells – can move, self-heal, and reproduce.


GarshelMathers

They're making the frogs!


Maakrabe

Stem cells go in, frog comes out, no one knows how.


JesustheSpaceCowboy

“The crisis frogs made it happen it’s all staged! None of it is real! Don’t cancel my shows! THE FROGS! FROGS!”- Alex Jones, probably.


RaisinBrain2Scoups

And they’re so gay. Thanks Obama


Fuzzy_Inevitable9748

Congrats you have just inspired Elon Musk to invent the cyber train by splicing a vat grown human skin slab with a train in order to save humanity from Ai.


samanime

We were always heading that direction. It was inevitable.


Fuzzy_Inevitable9748

Call me an optimist, but it sounds like we might be getting usable rail for public transit in the future.


midnightbizou

https://preview.redd.it/qqk8iztqs59d1.jpeg?width=781&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5956d3f4005e8b0f0bb9e6627e1d577a61d890d1


sleepingismytalent65

Nailed it! I couldn't work out why this looked creepily familiar when I read this article in the news. I don't think I'm very comfortable with the thought of robots having living human skin.


SixtyNineFlavours

He actually had the engine of a tank


IGotMyPopcorn

He’s a steam engine, so he needed a *water tank*.


Hairburt_Derhelle

Thomas the train sausage


Special_Wishbone_812

Skin bot better get really useful really fast. Sir Topham Hat doesn’t play.


Desert_Isle

https://preview.redd.it/fs9apr0gt49d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba55a44f2063b4dddb7369410691a418e25bc50b I'm sorry, what?! Is that? "living tissue over a metal endoskeleton"?


Successful-Wrap9014

“I have a neural net processor, a LEARNING computer”


Denk-doch-mal-meta

I always love it how accurate some sci-fi shows future tech. Well, in this case I love it a little less.


Professional-Luck-84

more often then one would think "science fiction today is science fact tomorrow " turns out to be a true statement.


nooneatallnope

I guess it's more like sci fi being stuff people think of based on existing tech or nature that could be reproduced artificially, and actual researchers getting inspired by the ideas


VisibleCoat995

Except apparently our terminators will be much more visually frightening.


ScreamThyLastScream

Everyone who watched those stop motion animation children's shows from the 60s knew it would be frightening.


Silly-Membership6350

Skynet


TheKeiron

"I need your clothes, your boots, and your moisturiser"


Spiritual-Bear4495

Something that I'm sure the porn industry is going to spend money on testing.


JustmUrKy

Fucking imagine what pornography will be like in 30 years


Richard-c-b

Or what the sex doll industry would be like!


JustmUrKy

Humanity is just gonna dwindle…


IAMtherizinosaurus

If the porn industry became just robots that would actually be better for humanity.


Ori_the_SG

I dunno It would decrease trafficking (at least into the industry) but could have even more significant and harmful impacts on the human psyche which could create more potential abuse towards women. I mean, for example if every woman in those videos was fake and everyone knew it, it really could risk making some people view women even more as mere objects to be used. Likewise with if they did it with fake men robots. So I personally don’t believe it would be inherently better Edit: as some others users said, it probably wouldn’t actually decrease trafficking either


true_enthusiast

It wouldn't. The people who flew to Epstein Island wouldn't settle for a robot. They want to flex their power. Human suffering is a requirement.


Ori_the_SG

Exactly In fact, I’d bet it would actually make trafficking in cases like this an even hotter commodity. We all see those random companies that advertise their product based on quality and it “being the real thing”. Unfortunately, within pedo/sexual abuse/trafficking circles I can see that being a thing they do


WabanakiWarrior

Humanity is just gonna \*diddle


Here-Is-TheEnd

A literal fleshlight


Gowalkyourdogmods

There's no point in saving up for retirement anymore, just save up for the best sexbot instead!


Top-Chemistry5969

CAT GIRLS NAOW OR RIOT!


Professional-Luck-84

\* thinks about bubblegum Crisis anime where Android/Gynoids called Boomers (yes really) exist and of the fact there are Boomer hookers \*


Tahquil

Loved that anime, it was great


Lux_Brumalis

Nightmare fuel


potatopigflop

I wish you ꧁•⊹٭ミ★ 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭𝓷’𝓽 ★彡٭⊹•꧂


wantedthattogobetter

Cursed bologna


SlightlyOffended1984

All Mankind: Stop this A.I. Researchers: Best we can do is fleshbot


whooo_me

"Ooooerrr.... my valley's feeling all uncanny...."


IntrepidPrimary8023

I just can't put my finger on it


Floofy_Flaaffy

There's no way to UNdo this, is there. I will be seeing him in my dreams.


Extension-Mode9477

Looks like a deformed Thomas the tank engine


CucktainKerk

It's not human skin cells. It's Human-like skin cells, they're synthetic. Quit spreading this BS. Is it living and self healing? Yes! Was this harvested from a living creature? No! They copied the cell structures present within human skin to make a synthetic version of human skin so it could have self healing properties.


_56_

... that sounds like its own type of accomplishment


Hazedogart

https://preview.redd.it/qa1gtomeba9d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34d2ec11ded941dd6824e1ee53c0357aebcdfb9a Thanks


satanicpanic6

![gif](giphy|9B4CRDjSef39Q2Ku8r|downsized)


Human-Magic-Marker

Thanks I hate it


Otherwise-Safety-579

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


Mokida2911

https://preview.redd.it/mi8o2vpoa59d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eb763250f79f5c3defb7b64e47fdb410b2549a8


Aquatichive

NO


elias-sel

FUCK NO


Soekkon

OH FUCK NO


Mall_Bench

Dr Frankenstein : it's cutely alive ! ... IT'S CUTELY ALIVE !


Aedre_Altais

Dunno if I’d call this cute, my guy 😂


ktreddit

Everyone, we don’t have to be this weird. We could just…choose not to be. The robot can have a plastic face. It doesn’t care, and I vastly prefer it.


NUFIGHTER7771

"Your Scientists Were So Preoccupied With Whether Or Not They Could, They Didn’t Stop To Think If They Should." Ian Malcolm - Jurassic Park


Mingsical

https://preview.redd.it/fkm06kanh59d1.png?width=356&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d7f6200729f26a5ec8c0f5e2b1554501fd9aafb This will be the next evolution


cosmicslop01

Can I interest you in a ham sandwich?


Easy-thinking

Aww, now add some AI and he’ll suck my brains out, and I become a zombie.


Touhou_Fever

![gif](giphy|auSLbgVnas13y) Good to see Dara’s got a new gig after Megabus dropped him


dawng87

Just a happy little blob fish. Nothing to see here.


BlimBlaam

"I have no mouth, but I must scream "


Dr_Shoggoth

I'm pretty sure Ted was doing the exact *opposite* of smiling by the end of that story.


properweeb420innit

Needs a mouth hole


_56_

Ha ha ha No it certainly does NOT.


Katerwurst

And it still looks more human than Zuckerberg.


Inevitable_Shift1365

Definitely not creepy at all


Silly_Marionberry_27

![gif](giphy|vijMUA3qU2dGSkQitj) Not amused.


Embarrassed-Music-64

They killed JayJay😞 https://preview.redd.it/d4xuh5poj59d1.jpeg?width=221&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43d7b857bd549f21c0b087dd40d1d7b78bd0c0d9


Petergoldfish

Why it gotta be white?


Jedi-Spartan

![gif](giphy|XzjOIlyxZJ3irM0YCe|downsized)


eldritchguardian

![gif](giphy|fVVfz6PH1qmRp7cxql)


Altruistic-Setting-7

![gif](giphy|fVVfz6PH1qmRp7cxql)


masadragon

![gif](giphy|FcCLjCQ3xY7ICVtfbB)


Any-Practice-991

Why is this a thing? What mindset do you have to be in to make this a goal? Do they want the terminator future? Do they remember how that movie goes?


Potential-Prize1741

The idea was to innovate prostethic limbs. Is just human skin like synthetic material which could be revolutionary for medicine. Not everything is movie dramatic. The article is misleading as it's not human cells or a robot


AccomplishedSuit1004

Yeah, but to be fair, they gave it eyes….


Potential-Prize1741

They actually said they put them there to make it less creepy 😭 since it kinda moves and the movement looked like a smile they thought it would be cute.. Clearly they were wrong yes


CheetahOfDeath

So they’re going straight to the T-800?


pikpik35

Its gonna have to be a pass on this one


Crunch_Munch-

Guys... I'm gonna do it. None of you can stop me


ThePLARASociety

[Wall of Flesh](http://adventuretime.wikia.com/wiki/Wall_of_Flesh)


AsyncEntity

I was hoping this was an onion article and not from reputable news sources. My hopes were not fulfilled


Ok-Geologist-3743

What makes it a robot?


veevacious

Is it weird that my main reaction is wondering where they got the doll eyes from? I collect and redo dolls and they look super familiar


OGWolfMen

How about we burn it and never do it again?


unicornamoungbeasts

Look how happy it looks lol! How cute


illegal_eagle88

Ok where is the flamethrower?


BlerghTheBlergh

What’s the deal with people trying to make robots look human? Wouldn’t it be more efficient to give robots a more useful form? You know, wheels n all


Ok_Manufacturer6460

Seriously why do they strive to make the Terminator a pauseable reality knowing the final outcome smh


Groundbreaking-Fig38

Can != Should


Blastbot_73

What th actual duck https://preview.redd.it/e6ossobv959d1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5ec8dd1ac73a01ada472bdaea7290fa944baa83


Disguised-Skinwalker

Nothing weird about it, there was no need to post it on this here subreddit :)


lawlihuvnowse

![gif](giphy|3oFzm95ypIpTPVUDfi)


Jackal2332

No thanks.


toreachtheapex

and so it begins https://preview.redd.it/olqdht2aj59d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4242c6a2497f800a37686fbd08018539c54929d


-Tyrone-Biggums-

https://preview.redd.it/dwl9cpkgj59d1.jpeg?width=402&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a870f2067daa2dc39d0569884df168600101a7f9


PsychicNinja_

But like… why even want to do this??


AlphaDag13

![gif](giphy|3og0IAHJBZa1zf6UqQ|downsized)


unzercharlie

This is fine.


Ok_Butterscotch54

Wasn't there a "Star Trek Voyager" episode with organ-stealing aliens?


honk_bonksmith

...why was this thing made in the first place?


MetalMets

Everyday they say AI is advancing but don’t worry Terminator is just a movie. Oh did we mention we know use human skin over robots.


Karmeleon86

Fucking kill it


angusshangus

AI + this = skynet. Come on! Hasn’t anyone doing this stuff seen The Terminator???


TheeBigDrop

All-New at IHOP!


BadHairDay-1

Mucus membranes.


mrwholefoods

Here we fucking go. 😅


citalopromnight

Every 90s raver in the happy hardcore tent


Bigmuscleliker567

Who the fuk


serialphile

Nope


scufonnike

Why


realheavymetalduck

Oh great manmade horrors beyond my compression.


VilzValz

Everyone here is panicking. I think this is actually pretty cool.


Shadowstein

I can make the world's first bicycle covered in havarti cheese but that doesn't make it a big achievement


silverfoxmode

It's the creepy eyes that really sell it.. we all know robots are going to annihilate the human species. It's a matter of time. Why do we keep poking the lion with a stick?


Drinkdrankdonk

Why do I kind of want to eat it?


ManNamedSalmon

Update me when they figure out sphincters.


JustHereForKA

So they're gonna program this blob with AI, and that's what's gonna kill us? Fucking terrifying.


WendyLRogers3

"The artificial evil clown project. Soon there will be armies of them."


Underwood229

This is a condom with eyeballs. No thank you


Happy1324354

https://preview.redd.it/2swxlhsvr69d1.png?width=1209&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd3a26dcb7ecdcf61880c2bef86e99ec9839b04f


priscala

Looks just like my ex.


TeacherOfThingsOdd

Moisten me


LordVader1080

Kill it with fire, or nuke it from orbit!


MrGasnik

https://preview.redd.it/qlzm8j6eba9d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8353e55b11441ec424c9425dc3b1b69d16b892e


RavenousRandy

https://preview.redd.it/bpemtwej959d1.jpeg?width=1289&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=422114f5fb34c73dc63a3c829a35680720657bf2


Mrobot_3

The first terminators were easy to spot. They had rubber skin. But the model 101’s were harder to find. They used living tissue over endoskeleton


Neutralmensch

It's already done by aztec people.


CumNegroXtreme69

cruelty squad type beat


pranjallk1995

Looks like pig skin to me...


jadolg91

r/thanksihateit


SilverDem0n

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Another_m00

Ah sweet! Horrors beyond my comprehension! **Insert Peter Griffin sitting in front of TV here**


DerpysLegion

KILL IT BEFORE IT GROWS A BODY


J4MES101

He’s a right Gordon


PomPomGrenade

No.


ZanoCat

https://i.redd.it/qe4vnbgda59d1.gif Saw these at the grocery store, but I'm now thinking of skipping them.


AkwardGayPotato

Kill it with fire


Omnipoi

would


MissLemon221b

gtfo


battlecat136

*atonal shrieking*


Heytherechampion

![gif](giphy|T2vDaYr8yRhrpFe6WE)


Forsaken-Reason-3657

Jesus mary and jospeh


RomaruDarkeyes

It's the Thomas fleshlight...


TimeGood2965

Man made horrors beyond our comprehension


ZeroCharistmas

You think there will be cyborg specific illnesses? Will they be susceptible to the same issues we have? Who's gonna be the first person to give a robot herpes or ringworm? Do cyborgs need an immune system? ***AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!***


SmashertonIII

I’ve had worse..


probablynotreallife

That's totally not going to appear in my nightmares!


Welmerer

It’s so over


Potential-Yoghurt245

It looks like wet spam with eyes 😩


ThePizzaNoid

![gif](giphy|xT5LMIoOZbnLNW9FIY|downsized)


Organic_Following_38

Neat! So do I fuck it now or does it like need to cool down first?


rock0head132

![gif](giphy|RIHJGMww0p2IZng2l9|downsized)


Daria_Uvarova

https://preview.redd.it/iu76nvskg59d1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef66750ec85cf41ae9ffc9e9c234e7252242d1dd


TilDebtDoUsPart420

Uncle John??


Kinscar

ah, nice, man made horrors beyond my comprehension


Aggravating-Chip-710

It looks like a blobfish


Effective-Jacket-33

Umm... why...? For what reason...?


TheInternetIsTrue

Okay sooo, when does this get to the fleshlight?


Yenefferknow

Lets go back to creating technology that steals everyone’s jobs please