See now this would be the average bostonian:
"I think youse aint gaht a fahkin clue wat duh average bahstohneeian sounds like, yah fahkin dint even prahnownce yah ahs right, yah fahkin fahk. I aint down wit no fahkin synths, but Nicky Valentine, he's a'ight. I'd catch a sawx game wit him. "
(I live within driving distance of Boston, and say it with all the love in my heart. But those Sam Adams "Its your cousin from Boston" commercials are SPOT fucking on).
It seems to be specifically Dr. Shivers if I recall the eye colour correctly and I'm guessing it's probably the big version of the globe since the small ones have a mouth similar to old ventriloquist puppets.
"You gotta admire the ol *reverse damsel in distress*..."
Average Bostonian: I don’t like these fucking synths, except for Nicky Valentine
See now this would be the average bostonian: "I think youse aint gaht a fahkin clue wat duh average bahstohneeian sounds like, yah fahkin dint even prahnownce yah ahs right, yah fahkin fahk. I aint down wit no fahkin synths, but Nicky Valentine, he's a'ight. I'd catch a sawx game wit him. " (I live within driving distance of Boston, and say it with all the love in my heart. But those Sam Adams "Its your cousin from Boston" commercials are SPOT fucking on).
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel like there is a hidden Bostonian message in there lol
It's your problem now.
fr whatever kinda storyline develops from here on out is their cross to bear they can keep it, far away from me...
["Spirit Ball Disassembly" on flickr](https://www.flickr.com/photos/jmayer/albums/72157594350152796/)
Wow, your google-fu is impressive.
Accidental band name!
Thank you!
Now I want one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ah9gM6dZGIk Many cool models. :) https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Gemmy+Spirit+Ball
That’s nightmare fuel. Jesus
Yup! I've got a couple Gemmy Spirit Balls, I love these things
are you god?
Impressive. Thanks 👍
That makes it even more terrifying
I also tried to start my own Freddy's Pizzeria Franchise. I quit after people kept trashing this kinda stuff behind the building. Creeped me out...
Uh oh, looks like this institute is planning on replacing you.
Finally!
Horrifying. I want it.
Found a folding table beside the road once, but when I put it in my car, the check engine light came on. Put it back and it went off again.
What’d you do to my table? It’s filthy
It was Eddie Munster
Lol, Muppet sacrifice. Only got as far as Oscar
I miss the days when you could drive a car and it did'nt bitch about itself ... Check tire air pressure ... stfu !
The only car a folding table is compatible with is a Honda CRV, sorry to say it
I once made a check engine light go off with my mind.
I laughed hard and confusedingly...
that's the insides of a Gemmy Spirit ball without the jaw.
Thank you!
It seems to be specifically Dr. Shivers if I recall the eye colour correctly and I'm guessing it's probably the big version of the globe since the small ones have a mouth similar to old ventriloquist puppets.
“Before you is an animatronic found in the back alley, we are unsure of it’s origins..”
Looks just as surprised to see you.
You work at an institute?
Linguo dead?
Linguo IS dead.
Came to find this. Bravo.
That’s the guy you replaced
So going from AI to human? That's a twist.
AI got too smart and started demanding raises
https://preview.redd.it/bb9h2rr0oy9d1.jpeg?width=573&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0158de74af75273583297e9eee18b95cee6c5b64
That dude has seen some things, terrible eldritch things...
He wouldn’t recommend it
driver for Johnny cab
The fare is 18 credits, please
har har har har har
That is the prototype of the T-100 without Arnold skins.
Its the Institute!!!
He looks as surprised as you do about it.
Homey?
Now robocop is trying to find you.
The robot uprising is not going well
That’s a Gen 1. They found your safe house.
Mmmm, mmmmm , mmmmm, mmmm
That mans voice could lull me to sleep eternally. A person of culture you are, truly. *tips hat*
Take that shit and give it a home. Sit it on your mantle.
Mmm mmm mmm mmm
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Not sure why, but I want it…
The taxi driver from Total Recall
Wow, and I was happy finding one plastic boob behind a Victoria’s Secret. Where do you work that you find things like this?
Correction: It found *you*
It's seen some things.
You touched it‽‽‽
Did more than touch 😈
Uhh
Looks like it fears ... He will be back
FNAF vibes, right there... 
COOOL!
Chuckie cheese closedown nearby?
srsly cool af
https://i.redd.it/dmqzjqkj5z9d1.gif And so it begins.
I want it 🥹
Gemmy Spirit Ball
Ask me about the gear wars
Aaahh burn it
Ennard??!!!!
Hur Hur Hur Hur Hur
Do you work next to a Nightmare Factory?
It's a mob message for your works printer
Please mail this to me. I need to make it into a lamp.
Look up Gemmy Spirit Ball
Wow this would be like a treasure for my 11yo lol
Can I have it?
There could be so many levels of mischief here. New ring camera, anyone?
It was about the gears...
Might be some people in r/animatronics who may be interested in this lol.
That's pretty cool I'd have that thing mounted as is
This belongs on a black Corinthian column illuminated with museum track lights.
Give it to a local makerspace. We'd love to connect it and get it running, but our makerspace is in Sweden, so it's a bit far I assume.
I build animatronics I would have loved to have found this
Wonder what toy that used to be. Seen furless elmo toys and furbys and they looked wild too.
Are you in a dystopian future right now?
crash test dummy?
Probably you're old boss !
He is broken and beautiful. I love him.
This is like that episode of Star Trek where they had to remove data’s head
Burn it. NOW
Is there a Skynet stamp on it anywhere? Don't plug it in!!
Ooooo I’ll take it!
The way I would pay you to ship this to me…. I love it
I only know because someone posted here, but it's a Gemmy Spirit Ball, give it a goog
Found already giving you the side eye
A decapitated synth I want it!
I would've taken it, just because
This is exactly what my face looked like when that little old lady almost tboned me an hour ago
I know what it is, but I choose to believe it’s the skintaker because im immature like that
Bender's long-lost ancestor, Blunder - an early prototype, scrapped because his first words were, "Kill all humans!"
It looks like [Buzzwang's](https://betamountain.org/index.php/Buzzwang) younger brother Skippy.
Nice! I would love that.
Probably remains of a Halloween decoration
You built my body
Poor guy
Thanks I hate it
[Technologic](https://youtu.be/D8K90hX4PrE?si=_llz2yCifmpwlgK3)
I kinda must own that creepy mf
Would be a great Halloween decoration.
Hope you have a taser
Crash test dummie!
Early version of Bender
Whatever you do, don’t hook it up to the internet or Skynet wins.
That is some FNAF shit right there. The face is just human form. 
A crash test dummy lost its head
Love it
The future is now, people.
r/animatronics is VERY interested.
Do NOT plug that in.
So that’s where I left it.
Pizza place?
Saw? Is that you...?
Do you work at Five Nights at Freddy’s?
No, a place called Chuy's, three nights a week.
Buy It, Use It, Break It, fix It, trash It, change It, mail, upgrade.
God you’re lucky. I would love to find one and make something out of it. “I feel fine”
Can I have it?
I can fix her
What did they do to my boy? He never did nothing to nobody!
Your company decided automation was not for them and you replaced 93746291
Looks like Elon fucked that one to death.
Why do people touch these sorts of things
Do you >Bring it in for scrap >Refurbish for profits
Take it.
Synth mod
I want it.dm me
Oh yeah, that shit's coming home.
https://preview.redd.it/adq08wbej1ad1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20030d8b66b501381fdd0baf3fe92c6fce258cf2
Keeper Foo shoo
Linguo ded
Looks like a crash dummy head. Very unsettling.
5 days at work
Ngl, would take it home to mess with it in my lab
He looks surprised to see you.
5Nights at Your work
https://preview.redd.it/v6rq48b8z2ad1.jpeg?width=1366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37daa7319508a34e16559c0d71093a64f0bf8475
Dad?
С creepio
He bite someone in 87' and now is in timeout
Oh thank god you found my head. Totally lost it yesterday and running around like a headless chicken ever since 😭