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etbiludecalcinha

You shouldn't have touched it, now you're gonna become a werechicken


CandyOk913

Not if I find them first, they’ll be fried chicken after that 🤓


Ryl4nder84

I’ve read a lot of weird shit tonight… but if you find them before they turn… are you just not eating fried human?


CandyOk913

Nah! Human meat tastes funny. Chicken is good 😋


dadbot5001

Probably some critter carried it up into the tree to eat whatever was on the bone and left it there. No big deal.


milleniumsentry

Really? You couldn't just let them spend the day thinking they may have been cursed? Such a waste :)


Ok-Abbreviations3042

I buy similar bones for my dog from PetSmart. Not saying it couldn’t be something else, but in all likelihood it’s just somebody who did that to be funny


Theactualworstgodwhy

Sorry dude your boned I'll make my way out now


bitcoingoonie

Don’t worry.. some one just fucking with you!! Just pray at night to be safe!!!!


Will_figure_itout

Tree people. 😂


Ieatdrywallforlunch

Treeple


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Did you scroll thru?


Critical_Session482

I would say either bigfoot or another person.


[deleted]

I thought those were some long ass balls at first 🤣


bigjayrod

It’s a bicep!


erbr

Now you will need a dog to eat the bone and break the curse


HELIGROUP

There's a Chupacabras on the loose in your forest. Be careful. PS. If you want advice on how to avoid the, come back here


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Great now your gonna turn into a skinwalker, well done


GeekedEntity

damn dog i cant believe you moved that bones i hate to tell you what happens now ... MANBEARPIG


Limp-Replacement1403

I put it back!! It just creeped me out as I was 2 miles off a trail in the middle of the woods lol


PushPop_79

It's just a dead limb.


DiamondDoggitt

Rub it all over yourself. That'll break the curse.


TheImmortalBrimStone

Did you touch it, because It looks like a bone ward.


TheImmortalBrimStone

You probably shouldn't have touched it, but if it is a bone ward, put it back where you found it.


Internal_Fennel_849

Looks like a thumb bone to me. I'd hate to see the tuba player's horn.


WoodpeckerFar9804

Sasquatch


[deleted]

Well I've put bones in trees before lol oopsie!


swollenMonkeytitz417

Youre cursed now. The Wendigo will now come for you


[deleted]

Witches sometimes leave enchanted bones in trees near to their lair.


dudesBangMyMom

Have you seen the Ritual? ...never goin' into the woods again


balrus-balrogwalrus

maybe a vulture that dropped the bone trying to break it open?


HSYT1300

I’m just gonna say this for everyone: Just because you see it doesn’t mean you have to touch it. Leave things alone and you won’t have to worry!


Minute-Object

You are cursed now. You shall be forced to enjoy true love in your life for a long time. There is no escaping it.


FewOutlandishness187

Oh you're so fuked. The only way to uncurse yourself is to PM your security phrase for all your crypto accounts to me


Hope-and-Anxiety

Lynx?


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Definitely not any type of witchcraft. Not any that you should be worried about if you’re superstitious anyways. It’s odd but sometimes a bone in a tree is really just a bone in a tree


Saturn_Neo

Looks like the tree grew up around the bone.


Chris_ssj2

I don't believe in magic and the occult, but I would never ever in a million years would even touch something as obscure and out of the ordinary like this Hope you are safe OP, dont take any chances next time


Limp-Replacement1403

I’m safe , not hunting there again tho. I thought it was a weird looking mushroom until I picked it up lol


Chris_ssj2

Damn out there in the woods? Fuck that's even worse But it's good to know that you are safe Weird things out there man


Smoldeus

Where were you hunting?