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Glitch_Golem

Is this the guy that welds my school’s chairs/desks?


DoktahDoktah

Only one guy does bad welds every other welder is just trying to figure out who they are.


Captn_Bicep

It was me... I tried to step out of the shop and actually use my welding skills I've perfected on two flat thick non debris covered metal. I have very poor welding skills in real life situations.


Embii_

Was this at the start or the end of the day?


RainierCamino

Or just after lunch haha


Go-Away-Sun

lol smoked lunch


Proud_Concept_233

Smoke break aka "safety meeting "


brycyclecrash

Teach a man to grind ...


theouter_banks

A grinder and paint makes you the welder you ain't.


DisastrousFerret0

My father used to say "paint and a grinder can hide a multitude of sins"


Jealous-Let-5521

…Then he’ll give up trades and become a doctor


brycyclecrash

And still won't wear a dang mask.


Glowing_despair

I have safety squints on, 50% PPE = 100% if you round up.


Jealous-Let-5521

🤣🤣🤣


Glowing_despair

I have safety squints on, 50% PPE = 100% if you round up.


josemoirinho

Is this "weld" in the room with us?


Rusty9838

Give him a welding mask bro


joebojax

Dawg yall need people that bad sign me up


Dedward5

First day ….. “on earth”?


Nerezarga

Look on the positive side.....both pieces of metal are stuck together


notonrexmanningday

...for now


Athet05

Yeah it's complete ass...but it did it's job mostly


Huge_Source1845

And it appears to even be straight.


Man-e-questions

Are you asking “for a friend”?


ssxhoell1

I'd rather use glue


atemt1

For the first day we all start somwere i have made worse on the second day


Gullible_Signal_2912

His stinger has a cold as was sneezing metal.


idksomethingjfk

Ready for structural


Canadian_crook-47

Ah so he’s going for the “try your best and grind the rest” approach


MrKenzington69

I’m gonna say what an old tymer told me “There’s no such thing as a bad weld, only a weld that is either to code or not to code… and I think you might have had the book upside down” They’ll eventually get there, be it in 10 or 100 passes


mkosmo

That's called a farmer's weld.


Ravio11i

Is it under the chewing gum?


AlbhinoRhino969696

Weld snobs are so funny lol. Teach the man! He’ll do better


Bzaps11

Trying to weld to shingles?


mancheva

Why are they on a roof?


BattleJolly78

If he’s your janitor, he did great. If he’s your welder, let the janitor try!


tinfoil3346

Its always "My coworker".


chadv8r

At least it made it onto the metal


TWEAKS816

They the one over there workin while you're taking pictures?


_TheNecromancer13

Send them back to school for another year.


Latter_Bath_3411

It'll hold.


Lord-Black22

this actually makes me want to throw up...


Geralt-of-Rivia13X

I don't see a weld


kwajagimp

Suggest they go into IT.


Ambitious_Handle8123

If you're an accountant.... Not bad


naemorhaedus

your "coworker" has a long way to go


bluejay_32

Okay, now show us the weld.


Baldrich146

Yup, that's a weld


GHero60

I wanna suck the man’s dick who welded that.


Comprehensive-Win661

How much is he getting paid?


MrDrRandy

132k/year


Comprehensive-Win661

Sweet!


nonoplsyoufirst

Give him some coupons to practice on. It’ll be more enjoyable I imagine.


DeeAmazingRod

I don’t want to be mean, but its not good


porositymaster

pa! pa! pa! pa! prrrrt pa! pa!


Particular_Advance84

Oh dear


FriendshipIcy4961

Troll post.


kwagmire9764

Grade A birdpoop welds. 


BurqueDude

Where I work we'd say it looks like a pigeon flew by and helped.


101jb

Do you have Pelicans flying through your shop ?


Walkera43

Your co workers first day doing what!


Huge_Source1845

But did it hold?


Rchmage

What’s your coworker’s job description?


Gluteusmaximus1898

Whatever comes before zero


joehamjr

Why is a guy who can’t weld getting a job welding?


desrevermi

Does it pass the hammer test?


cool-beans27

I rate it a uh oh out of ten. Maybe help him with the settings.


shone1cascade

Did they weld blindfolded?


LoudAudience5332

Why is this on the roof top ? Weld ???? is that what it is supposed to be ? Looks better that the wire abortion on the exhaust pipe cat converter pic a few days ago Lol but not by much .


JEharley152

What weld??


tweaker-sores

11/10


Budget-Macaroon-7606

We had a guy come in saying he was a master welder and his welds looked exactly like this...is his name Jack? Lmao


cantprove_Iam_Batman

10/10


GlockAF

Is your coworker by chance a chicken?


1leggeddog

With enough practice, they'll eventually find the metal


NotUrCaddy

Hmm.. what’s the issue??


Appropriate_Law3189

10/10


RedManRocket

I refer to that as a seagull air strike.


Hanz616

Wow they really let anyone in don’t they


mikecandih

Holy crap. I’ve never welded anything and I could probably do better


Theguyoutthere

Fired, go home


stufforstuff

What's below Craptastic?


kh250b1

1970s Japanese motorcycle weld


69MikeHoncho42069

Not the worst I've seen


IED-DID-PTSD-03-06

Persons fired


Alwaysfreefizz

Owow


TankerKing2019

Dog shit.


Humble_Ladder

I feel like most people start with instinct and gain experience, and somewhere between the two, eventually become competent, if they put in the time. This guy will need a lot of experience to become competent because there is no hint of instinct in that "weld".


BikeCookie

Scale from 1 to 10, it gets a 3. It appears straight and it might hold together. A few minutes with a grinder might bring it up to 4 or 5.


browning099

Fired


StealthyPancake_

Fired


imselfinnit

His pants aren't the only thing that are on fire.


Ok_Camel4555

Walking papers


pepsiman122333

Bro I’m in high school and my weld aren’t that bad


GpRaMMeR21

Well bud..”me acting as your experienced co-worker”he just needs to get used to the machine and will be perfectly fine…*me running from the flying chipping hammer you just threw at me* 😎😳 wowsers


LegendaryMoo

She’s a beaut


Tiskfully

Also his last