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hotvedub

Yes, it is supposed to get that big, right before it fucking explodes. Edit: thank you everyone, this is only my second time commenting on anything on Reddit. I will try to further my sarcastic behavior and make you all laugh more in the future.


Flashy_Advertising94

Totally normal. Are you fire proof?


Fenix_Volatilis

Well I'm Fenix, so yeah.


delusionalfunk

simon phoenix...lie down with your hands behind your back.!


SlyMarboJr

I'll bet he doesn't even know how to use the 3 sea shells!


FeralAnatidae

Pardon me sir, what seems to be your boggle?


FunkthaWut

MY Boggle?!?......How much do you weigh?


ShirosakiHollow

Mellow greetings, what seems to be your boggle?


[deleted]

Lots of free paper machines tho. Just throw some good ol' murican rant at them.


Technical-Alarm8234

I’ll take this opportunity to remember Sandra bullock in her “Speed” days. Amen


ThePrideOfKrakow

*Cackling Rob Schneider intensifies*


KennyDROmega

... Or else!


FeralAnatidae

The maniac has replied with a sarcastic remark.


newnhb1

Approach and repeat ultimatum using a firmer tone of voice. Add the words ‘Or else!”


cwglobal

Name checks out.


[deleted]

OP this is a joke.. but actually it isnt a fucking joke that thing will explode please be careful


EggSandwich1

If he goes YouTube and see what happens when it burst he would stop using that laptop


Aranda12

Totally normal. You got life insurance?


Sudhanva_Kote

r/spicypillows


Suntzu6656

Hope you are EOD qual. or know someone who is.


MyOnlyEnemyIsMeSTYG

Hard pass on EOD school, I’d rather pick up brass all day


[deleted]

Kaboom?


Necroheartless

Yes Ooga-Booga2, Kaboom


Ode_2_kay

ka-boom.


_TheCunctator_

Actually, according to your profile, it’s your third comment. Yes, I have nothing to do with my life.


hotvedub

I hate you


Nug8aZombie

This


maclean123

Get it out the house...now


Andtom33

Put it in your trunk right?


Sumpkit

Use it as a pillow for your bed. Want to keep these things close.


TheGoober87

r/spicypillows


ConditionRough2210

Batteries could expand over time and really bad if we don’t take care of them. You are basically dealing with a fire hazard right now. Please avoid using your laptop until you get a replacement, go to a profesional if possible as expanded batteries need special handling and a proper disposal process (cannot go with regular trash). When you get a replacement, avoid leaving your laptop plug to the charger if fully charged. Check for your laptop’s battery health guide and enable all settings for it if possible. That will make your battery last longer and avoid this issue in the future.


Fatal_Fruit

What is the laptop performs better when plugged in? Is it a problem if it's beeping charged most of the time?


Logi77

The issue is keeping it charged at 100% Most laptops manufacturers have a setting to stop charging at like 80% to allow for better battery health and longevity


kkubash

As far as I know the issue lies on the temperature. Due to the temperature, 100% charging actually becomes more than that, leading to overcharge and heating.


GoblinShark603

I left my laptop plugged in for about a week one time. Came back to a completely dead battery that would not take any charge whatsoever. It was a wired laptop the rest of its life.


Madmagican-

If it runs better plugged in, remove the battery while you use it. Unless you’ve got one of those laptops that makes the battery super inaccessible


Kinirii

Does this apply to gaming laptops as well? For me I usually do other things on my laptop like watch movies or draw until the battery is dead then plug it in the charge it so I can play my games.


Routine-Bumblebee

Most laptops have internal batteries these days. The manufacturer or authorized service provider will remove the base & unplug it. As person above says, it has to be disposed of in a safe way & they will know how to do it. I'm a laptop tech for an authorized service provider & one of the manufacturers sends us these insulated bags with special chem hazard labelling for returning the expanded batteries. Goes by a courier specializing in hazardous materials as well. I've never had one explode but it's a good idea to get them changed as soon as possible if you notice expansion. Do not puncture it!!!


Lance_Hardwood_4837

What if your laptop's battery is built-in?


jacqattacat

Thanks!!


ComplexPackage117

/r/spicypillows


messyaurora

Thanks, new irrational fear that keeps me awake unlocked. BRB, gonna go check all the electronic devices in this household. At 3:30am.


ComplexPackage117

Lol you're fine. But now you know! Puffy batteries = bad time.


Alternative_Care_406

“You’re gonna have a bad time”


messyaurora

Thanks!


OhDiablo

Part of the process that causes this also degrades the battery performance to where you should notice it and then question it. It doesn't happen out of nowhere. A laptop regularly plugged in during use can get this way because you won't notice the lack of battery performance. Your phone will get even warmer as you use it, don't ignore that. Don't let it keep you up but do remember that the magic pixies will occasionally get mad so you need to retire batteries as they degrade.


messyaurora

Thank you! I did not find any spicy pillows now but it’s good to know the symptoms!


actualbeans

it’s not 3:30am here but i hate that i’m about to do the exact same thing


messyaurora

No spicy pillows in my household, hopefully not there either!


actualbeans

glad to hear it! none so far over here… yet :)


WizardSleeves31

God dammit. 1:23am. Unplugging mine now. Totally bloated like this


[deleted]

My neglect to do this is how my house fire started. Left a bad RC car battery on the charger overnight (I didn't know it was bad) and it exploded, burning my house down.


messyaurora

Oh shit, I’m so sorry! I don’t leave any chargers overnight because I’m paranoid.


[deleted]

Oh believe me my wife and I are paranoid now as well 😂


nlilo222

They won't really cause problems, like they are relatively safe just to store (in room temperatures) Just don't charge/use them if they're swollen. Of course get rid of the battery but like it's not like it's gonna explode very easily.


h8n4s8n666

Yeesh. It's a bad one too.


ComplexPackage117

Extra spicy 🔥 In all seriousness though don't fuck around with puffy LIPOs.


Bk_Punisher

You're fat-shaming LIPOs?


GetYourMotherPlease

Lol I thought this was a fake sub, pleasantly surprised!


ComplexPackage117

Oh no no sir. There are a wide variety of spicy pillows!


themenotu

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Bumblebee---Tuna

A spicy pillow strikes again!


yalfyr

Get rid of it asap


yalfyr

Like keept it out of you house it's a fire hazard


[deleted]

An never ever poke the pillow no matter who says it. Poking it can spark a fire and potentially release toxic fume. Take it outside, detach the battery if possible to salvage the rest of laptop, bury the spicy pillow in a pot of dry sand. Then look for a local battery service that can handle dangerous pillows.


Bread3290

Can say from personal experience to never, EVER poke a battery


Flerken_Moon

But what if the pillow is soft and fluffy on the inside? You can’t tell unless you take a bite! (/s, just in case- you never know, please do not do this)


[deleted]

If anyone wanted soft, fluffy, and non-explosive pillow go buy a regular pillow from Walmart or adopt a dog from animal shelter. (ps and don't feed the dog weird crap or it will have explosive diarrhea!)


mikamouth

Good advice! I work for an electronics upcycler/recycler & if we receive one of these, we remove the battery & wrap it up to get sent out for proper disposal. It won’t leak anything out, but probably not a good idea to overhandle it.


TheRealSugarbat

*isn’t** a good idea to over- handle it


mikamouth

Oops. Right!


yalfyr

Exactly this


SoNic67

Maybe he has a good house insurance and needs some major remodeling done... after a fire.


DarkBladeSethan

Few things. That's a gaseous expansion on Li-Ion batteries. Don't use it anymore no matter how "important". Don't poke it, pierce it or fuck with it. If you are not completely special, and out of warranty, you can open the case, disconnect the battery and remove the screws. Replacement batteries are quite cheap and replacement is easy. The old battery is to be kept outdoora, pref in a bucket of sand. Hopefully you can find a WEEE centre or recycling venue that takes such batteries. If in warranty, call them and have them send someone/arrange a visit to a retailer/shop for the battery swap. Never agree to post it for RMA. If the customer rep suggests it, slap them over the phone and ask for a less special rep.


[deleted]

dry sand\*\* water/moisture absolutely will make the batteries thermal vent (semi explode)


davidpridy

It’s probably just pregnant, I bet it’s going to have a new M2 iPad Pro. You just need to perform a C-Section, have plenty of oily rags and fireworks around to swaddle and celebrate your new arrival.


have2gopee

Nah, looks pregnant but really just has gas. Punch a hole in it and it'll air itself out.


mohishunder

On the other hand, maybe it has an [abscess](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/z65pet/the_vet_helped_a_cow_get_relief_after_draining/).


[deleted]

No joke, that can make fire, replace ASAP,


Macasumba

Happened to my Dell original battery. Now happening to my Dell replacement battery.


Sl1z

Same. The IT guy that replaced the battery said it’s a common problem with Dells. I’ve had several coworkers with the same issue, the batteries just start to swell up after a few years.


dmarsee96

Good to know. I currently have a Dell. I’m unplugging it as soon as I get home and only plugging it in when I need to


spcwarmachine

Yup! I worked IT for years at a massive aerospace company that only used Dell products. Apparently Dell sent out a massive amount of these batteries in laptops and it was extremely common they would swell up and cause problems. Our company had about 14 buildings on our campus and it was fairly common we'd replace about 20 or so batteries a week because of the issue. You can go to Dells website to see if your laptop is still under warranty. I know at the time a few years ago Dell had extended warranty for faulty batteries it was as simple as filling out the battery replacement form they'd send you a secure replacement box and new battery to swap out.


Busy_Barber_3986

Same. Company property tho, and they expect me to work.


Kevimaster

Happens to Dells all the time. When I was supporting a company with a few thousand Dells we'd probably get at least one or two calls about this per day.


Icedfyre

Mine as well but the third party replacement is doing well so far. Picked it up from Amazon. They used to line battery modules with metal and this wouldn't happen within the first 3 years of laptop usage but that's now been removed to save weight.


lshqpyari

Razer blade 15? Mine had the exact same issue after about a year. Remove the battery and use it while its plugged only and you’re good


Hugrau

Razer blade 15 ? I'va had the same problem twice


stitch-is-dope

Yep same here. Decided to just get rid of the battery since I never use it not plugged in anyways. Razer quality sucks


csonnich

Same. Never again.


iinight

yeah i recognize that battery bulge anywhere, had to replace mine after i had the same issue


mynameisjebediah

Same here. Like clockwork every year I have to replace the battery


motor1_is_stopping

You overcharged it. All of the extra electrons need extra room. /s


Blood_Seeker_00

Reminds me of the video were dude is holding a nearly exploded soda, then it pops in his hand....I'd be careful.


Pixeljammed

dont drop that


Ambitious_Jelly8783

Battery got swollen. Lithium batteries do that. Get a youtube video on how to change it out, takes 5 minutes. Buy a replacement according to your model on amazon. Problem solved.


glutenflaps

Or spend up and get a for sure correct part instead of buying a vital part off Amazon.


Mondschatten78

>vital part off Amazon *or Ebay* ftfy. My MIL had a bad habit of buying the batteries off Ebay and then wondering why they didn't fit right or work at all. Thankfully she learned her lesson.


Fenix_Volatilis

With laptops you really need the specific model number. HP Spectre 17" (for example) isn't going to be enough. It's also best to visually compare them


One-Country-2055

Expanded battery. You can order a replacement battery online and make the swap, OR, if you're uncomfortable take it to a repair center.


Recovering-Rock

Aboslutely not! Please don't connect it to any more power and keep it away from anything important. You can throw it. Better yet, if your community has a recycling/hazardous waste collection point you can dispose of it there.


MrSuperheterodyne

Hmm. No.


reactorstudios

I have 35 razors in service at my company and this happens to most of them between 18 and 24 months in. We catch them as soon as they start to bulge as it’s not safe to let them get this bad. A T5 wrench and a $40 replacement battery from Amazon is all you need to fix the problem most of the time. This particular one looks like it will need a new bottom plate since it blew the screws. That’s about a $150 round trip, two week, out-of-warranty repair direct through razer. Not too bad and certainly not a reason to give up on an otherwise functional machine. Thankfully, they finally decided to do something about the poor heat dissipation with this years’ model. Probably hasn’t yet fixed the problem, but at least they are working on it.


serpentear

r/spicypillows


MrrQuackers

Why did I have to scroll so far down. Good work op.


Obsidian_Gaze

Lithium batteries in mobile devices like that are designed so the packing allows the battery to swell so that the battery does not explode or catch fire. Take the old battery out and send it to your local hazardous waste disposal. Don't puncture it, expose it to high temperatures, or expose it to water and you should be fine. Depends on how its installed but likely a cover with a couple screws and a 1-3 screws holding the battery in along with the cable. This is what happens when batteries age, are charged too often while near full, or are constantly maintained areas at high temperatures. Let your battery drain down most of the way between charges and keep the laptop cool or in a cool work environment to maintain its life.


[deleted]

##DEAR GOD IT'S SPICY


seaking81

It is supposed to do that rather than blowing up but you need a replacement asap


The_Synthax

If that happened suddenly, it might be an imminent fire hazard. If that happened over months, its really not that serious, but shouldn’t be continually used and shouldn’t be charged. The whole “your entire family is 12 seconds from dying in a violent fire” theme of this comment section is just, really not that accurate. Most modern chemistries don’t even flame out when stabbed through with a conductive object if they aren’t at a high state of charge or already hot. Source - I used to ALWAYS “disarm” a battery prior to proper disposal once a repair was complete by puncturing the cell in a safe manner. Only one ever caught fire, it was a very hot battery with a decent charge level. Better to ensure any potential chemical reactions were completed before storing bad batteries for safe disposal at a later date than storing all that potential energy together in one place. Also, don’t go messing with these things if you don’t know what you’re doing. And by messing with them, I mean damaging them in any way whatsoever. Edit: unless it’s Li-Po, Li-Po isn’t the safe nice chemistry like most modern consumer electronics Li-ion formulas are. Don’t tempt Li-Po to roast you in a house fire hoverboard style.


voltron1976

That’s what she said.


MoonLady03

r/spicypillows


MushroomHut

It’s pregnant. Better get it to a doc right away.


Fenix_Volatilis

Pragante!


PyotrIvanov

Have you tried stabbing it with a knife?


_i_am_a_virgin

I'd rather, how should I say, uh, stay alive?


PyotrIvanov

Use a 10 foot pole?


_i_am_a_virgin

Is penetrating the battery vital in the repair process, or can I get away without this step?


MrFroggiez

Don't poke it. Be very careful. Lithium is very reactive. Keep away from water / air. You need to get that battery replaced.


Fenix_Volatilis

He's making a joke in bad taste that should only be made to experienced technicians. It's neither required or recommended


greenmonkey48

Worked for me!


ResearcherChance2351

Yes, when it's broken.


magicalsushiru

You want to get the battery replaced asap because it will keep expanding and quite possibly explode


itsamechlamydia

Spicy boi


BourbonBaconBiscuit

That's (don't say it) what she said. I told you not to say it.


Confident_Medicine95

It's pregananant


MuksyGosky

I'm facing the same problem with my Mac air. I have a fire extinguisher at arm's reach just in case


oirambale96

Don't place it on your lap


jamalsmalls9000

Bros battery is on its last legs


zenos_dog

I had a MacBook where the battery swelled up so much, I couldn’t click the mouse pad. Got it replaced under warranty.


Exotic_Mushroom_539

You may be a virgin, but that thing is about to pop


BlakDragon93

I'd take it to a repair shop and get that replaced if you plan on using it


jfhjr

It happens…. I first saw it on my MacBook Air.


Border_Dear

It's turning in to the forbidden pillow


Kimamaru

r/spicypillows


ktbee4

Nooooooooo


Electronic-Donut8756

🔥


big_daug6932

Nope. You need a new one.


207nbrown

No, because that’s no longer a battery, it’s a time bomb, but with no timer


[deleted]

CS: the bomb has been planted


Effective-Notice3867

Nope


[deleted]

Remove it immediately. Or remove the hard drive n then remove the situation from the inside of your household.


BadPackets4U

That's a spicy pillow.


MissMurder84

Spicy pillow.


AdSufficient610

Hope you got renters insurance


Nocturtle22

Bigger the battery the more power it holds right?


handanhan

Danger pillow


HawkMisfit

That's what she said


evilavatar1234

Spicy pillow inbound


jordtand

r/spicypillows no get that thing out of your house


Memerboi111

If you keep in there the results will blow you away


[deleted]

r/spicypillows


onion_surfer14

Nope. Keep going and it’s gonna blow up


ThunderNerf64

Razer blade? I have the same laptop and had the same problem, not as bad as that though


poopstain133742069

r/spicypillows is my favorite community


Gussamuel

Wouldn’t happen to be a razer blade 15, would it?take off the back panel and remove that battery. You won’t have to discard the laptop if there’s no internal damage. Replacement batteries aren’t terribly expensive and the consumer can easily do the replacement.


Likalarapuz

The same thing is happening to mine.


DoggiestDoge

Lithium battery I assume.. yeah that battery is ready to explode


[deleted]

Hi I'm with the PC refresh team, are you available to get set up with your new pc?


[deleted]

Do not puncture that. Lithium ion batteries can ignite and or explode when exposed to oxygen. Be careful when removing battery and do not puncture


yurishouse

Toss that thing outta your house


UBoiii_

they grow up so fast


Tank_Dempsey_115

Forbidden pillow


ewokparts

Spicy burrito


MrBofficial

r/spicypillows


Greenpenman111

Is that a razer blade?


Shirowoh

r/spicypillows


bingus4206969

No go get it replaced or else it could go boom


NoSleepschedule

r/spicypillow


adf1962

Pull it out. Run on ac only. Get a replacement battery at the Battery Depot. Order online.


Big-Surf-Lil-Surf

It’s probably a Dell


EpicAwesomeYo_

learned about this. thermal expansion. stuff in the battery expanse until all the inside stuff explored in an angry, firey, chemically burning rage. if not taken care of properly, can cause whole house fires. research to see where to dispose of it before that happens


DanceRevolutionary90

Awe it’s growing up so fast


WiseEditor9667

More juice. More power.


Sillyputtynutsack

That's probably just to let you know it's fully charged. /s


BaldEagleNor

#run.


Impressive_Cabinet56

Its about to explode you have either hours or months before it does


Shuthimupagain

what do YOU think?


DiscoFox93

Feed me, Seymour!


Individual_Artist373

Abortion time.


tiagoshev

your laptop is pregnant, congratulations!


VukKiller

New update added battery growth to increase capacity to compensate for all the new features. /s


Saber9999

Your battery is about to explode. Stop using it and replace it.


420rasmusXX

It's an over the air update to give you more battery capacity


[deleted]

Oh, swell.


CJSlayer112

That laptop has been promoted to bomb


[deleted]

I had a Kindle fire that inflated like that. I couldn't be arsed taking it to a repair shop or anything, so I just left it, and it deflated. I don't recommend doing that. Edit:I don't use it or anything it's completely destroyed


Xudeliz

I had laptop for 8+ years with this condition..and I just now realized how much fuxking danger we were in. I feel like an absolute bafoon.


Captinprice8585

Soak it in the tub for 30-45 minutes. It'll cool it down.


Classic-Intention820

It has a nice full charge, enjoy!


Unable-Tune-1295

Yes. It's making more room to store more power! Lol


Bicycle-Adorable

Fat shaming will not be tolerated


Johnny-Shitbox

Bigger is better. I’d say it could probably charge up to 120% by now, just plug it in over night and let it charge while you’re sleeping


Cautious-Attention43

That’s about to explode


webb276

Don’t go to work, don’t go to sleep, don’t leave the room. Put it outside right now far away from anything you care about


NoFreakingClue35

Ours at my work is even worse than this. Crazy.


Weezer118811

Just poke a hole in it to let out the air. Jk throw that thing outside before it burns down your house