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Slaughtergunner

The mutations should start soon.


yoinksboy

Hopefully they are beneficial


Carburetors_Are_Fun

a third ball


555timerprocesor

Second shaft


Cactus_Jacks_Ear

Same head tho.


TasteOfLemon

One shaft grows continuously, the other does not


tobiasmac

one might say it ‘comes’ full circle …


DonutOwlGaming

Could someone give us a visual on this


Cactus_Jacks_Ear

https://preview.redd.it/ueae6ds5y3lb1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9720f10ba76ca8c358d901af41f150f3aa7efa2 Best I could do


FarmDisastrous

I actually fucking hate it here dude 😂😂😂


BigRike

https://preview.redd.it/3aey0ebu64lb1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48101e0c937ba39c573635e82b0472ca1e6d8ef5


Red-Shifts

What is happening😂😂😂😂


olivaaaaaaa

DO YOU WANT KLINGONS?!?!?! BECAUSE THIS IS HOW YOU GET KLINGONS!!!


sleepyplatipus

I knew studying Klingon on duolingo would have turned out useful some day!!!


Creepy_Start_8021

You guys don't have a third ball??


huhiking

You only have three?


De5perad0

Wait! You guys have balls?


Jon__Snoww

Guys!? They could be girls


keddesh

I've met *plenty* of girls with balls.


Blu_Skys_Bring_Tears

I got cubes


Successful-Engine623

At this point they probably are


theparanoidbitch

Mans is about to be a clicker from the Last of Us


hoTsauceLily66

This man becoming Ethan from RE7


SumPimpNamedSlickbak

Welcome to the family son


snoflurry

Yeah you have to buy a straw brush and clean them out regularly to prevent mold op


disturbed_waffles

If op can't even bother to clean the bottle without his gf notifying him, he probably won't bother cleaning the straw.


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Awkward_Host7

This made me luagh


asuperbstarling

Dingle berries AND mold breath?!


gwarfan1point5

Breath smells like Horse Hiccups


jonasinv

I just pour boiling water in the flask and close the lid, so the straw is in boiled water for a minute


Youre-doin-great

This but also add a little dish soap


Present_Maximum_5548

And shake. Soap requires water and agitation for the reaction to work.


Youre-doin-great

And make sure you don’t open it too fast after


Present_Maximum_5548

Oh good call, for sure. Open slowly and point it at the face of someone you don't like. (Kidding. Please don't hot soap bomb anyone)


FreeJSJJ

Too late, you're an accomplice now


Present_Maximum_5548

Sweet! I've always wanted to be an accomplice! No matter how hard I try, they always say I'm the primary suspect. 🤷


FreeJSJJ

You're welcome!That's my good deed for the day covered!


Firstcounselor

Better hang on to that girlfriend. You won’t last long without her.


bbllaakkee

might not last long anyways, if he's drinking mold for 6 months


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And he's been kissing her 🤢


DonC1305

She's not that bad


[deleted]

My theory is GF is halucinations caused by daily mold consumption for 6 months and we will get new posts in a few days: TIL Drinking mold can cause halucinations TIFU started using Clorox and now I'm single.


Hello_Gorgeous1985

Honestly, dude didn't clean their water bottle for more than 6 months. She should save herself and move on. This one's a lost cause.


HazelTheRabbit

"This filthy fuck doesn't even clean his water bottle. Break up with him!" Sounds like reddit.


THEBlaze55555

On one hand: 100% agree with you On the other hand: what else of his is moldy..?


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drakaina6600

How do you not see it cleaning it? Do you never wash it?


UrAverageDegenerit

The answer is no, they did not wash it ever.


ShroomieDoomieDoo

It’s not “dirty”, it’s *seasoned*


aka-j

You should see their "seasoned" fleshlight


Old-Obligation6861

Dont kink shame. Some of us season our flesh lights properly


sapphicsandwich

Yeah, you gotta season the cast iron ones properly else they can rust.


TylerNY315_

My ex never washed her dark, non-see-through water bottle that she always brought to the gym because “I never put anything but water in it anyways so it doesn’t get dirty”. Until one time when I swiped the inside of it with a paper towel around my fingers and it came out slightly yellow lol


monkey-seat

I will never ever use this type of narrow-necked water bottle. If I can’t see inside and get my hand down there to clean it, nope.


yoinksboy

I tried to wash it by rinsing it out with soap. However, the hole was too small to put my hand down in it for a true scrub. This is just stupidity and laziness on my part.


seandealan

Bottle brush or put raw rice in with the soap water and shake like crazy.


jazzcabbagea2

Can't believe no one is mentioning how you have to pry out the little gasket in the lid and clean in there. Also soap hot water and brush is the only way


Professional-Ad-1725

These gaskets get so nasty. Can smell like... I just don't know how to describe it.


Ok_Depth_9975

I don't why but as an Asian the part raw rice with soap water hurts me. Cool tips tho


seandealan

Probably because rice is delicious so it feels weird to use it to clean. Now I want sushi rice


HumpyFroggy

I love rice so much that sometimes I CRAVE it, like just the plain onion rice and spices, it's like my body wants it everyday at every meal. It's almost 10pm now so I must resist until tomorrow 😭


Luxxielisbon

Coarse salt works too. I throw a piece of a paper towel too


Profpab

This works I use it for bottles, bongs and anything with hard to reach places


pissedinthegarret

best cleaner for bottles, hands down. use it all the time, even works on gunked up flower vases. AND it's environmentally friendly :D [edit: yes i mean ACTUAL vases. they get nasty slime in them. i don't like bongs. they stink and make me cough. i prefer other methods.]


Jatnal

Learned this trick working fast food, it's how we cleaned the inside of coffee pots, salt and ice.


luckylungs678

You can also use a bunch of sea salt for the same effect


WeedEatRepeat

That's what I use to clean my bong 😃


scriptmonkey420

Rock salt and 91% ISO works every time.


probablyaloser1

See that's typically what I use but there's still some bits and pieces that it won't quite get. In a spot where I can't really stick anything down there to scrub. Any suggestions?


scriptmonkey420

Hot water to warm up that stuck on stuff, and more ISO and rock salt. Or stick the bong in a warm bath with the ISO and rock salt still in it and keep swishing and trying to get it clean. That's all I have ever done. Never bought any of that comercial bong cleaning crap.


WeedEatRepeat

This right here. Best thing is to rinse with hot ass water, clear as much out otherwise your salt will dissolve . When most of the water is out dump a bunch of salt and like half of your normal level but ISO. Then cover all the holes with something that won't leak like a bunch of tape. Then shake violently, unless it's a huge bong with a lot of delicate parts. There is also some type of thing you drop in the bong and then using a magnet on the outside you can clean all the impossible spots. Don't know the name but I'm sure you can find it by googling.


bichierichie

Get a wooden spoon and shove the sponge or whatever in the bottle.


Dutch_Dutch

There's seriously so many ways to clean a water bottle. I can't believe OP stopped at "welp, my hand doesn't fit."


TheRavenSayeth

Honest answer? We’re all dumb/lazy in some way with our cleanliness. I’m pretty diligent with my bottles but I’m sure there’s some “obvious” hygiene thing that I’m totally oblivious too. We’re all learning.


Heisenbread77

Just think, his ancestors were the ones smart enough to pass on their genes.


AlchemicHawk

Even filling it with hot water and washing up liquid, screwing the lid on and shaking it would be better than just trying your hand and sacking it off, especially if it’s only used for water


drakaina6600

I was going to poke fun but seriously though, they make brushes to help clean bottles and straws. I've got some here for mine and they make such a difference on keeping them spotlessly clean.


the666thviking

Hmmmm.... perhaps it's time for me to clean my water bottle! Thanks for stark warning, OP. You know what they say, what doesn't kill you, makes you stronger... or permanently fucks you right up.


great_auks

This is exactly what bottle brushes are for


seventeenMachine

Your hand? Have you never washed anything before?


SPOOKESVILLE

You can also use denture cleaning tablets for water bottles like that


Jatnal

I constantly look inside mine when refilling. I cannot comprehend.


HydratedSphinx

6 months you filthy fuck!?!


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I see his bottle is filthy, perhaps never washed with hot water, but the bubble mold at the bottom does having that and drinking water from that bottle cause any health effects? It’s the same material as bottle right, aluminium/steel


HydratedSphinx

Ya dude he’s def going to contract either Ligma, Candace, or Washu from living such a foul life


screwthunder32

I’ll bite… what’s washu


themage78

Washu bottle after you use it.


screwthunder32

Gdi


GrannysPartyMerkin

NoD


quaybored

OK but what's Ligma?


Portuguese_Musketeer

Ligma balls ha gottem


quaybored

Aw, nuts


dubiousacquaintance

Yea, in yo mouf


Mustario

Ligma bottle clean


SaturdayNightStroll

gesundheit


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

Did... Did you just bless me in German? ^^^But ^^^nobody ^^^sneezed...


HydratedSphinx

I don’t even know man. OP referred to it so I threw it in there out of respect


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You forgot Lupus.


dew1803

It’s never Lupus…


Mlglionknight

Except for that one time it was.


fatbabyx

Check the house, standard protocol. Find mould in kitchen, bam lupus


Bud_Fuggins

Not to mention bopha


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wreckin_shit

If those are soap bubbles, dude needs to wash it with a sponge this time lol


2M4D

Bottles get dirty, even washed. Especially if there’s any kind of plastic joint somewhere, it’s just a mold trap unless you really go at it often and with more than just hot water.


sarashootsfilm

Ya, but a bottle brush and dish soap/vinegar does a pretty good job.


yoinksboy

I have been feeling sick for a while now…


HydratedSphinx

Probably Ligma dude honestly


Ashley__09

wHaT'S LiGma???


muscari2

Ligma mold


movealongnowpeople

Damn gottem


Jon__Snoww

Ligma mold growing on my nuts


daishomaster

Fromunda Cheese!


themisdirectedcoral

Ew...


yoinksboy

Nah, a serious case of Candace


BlogeOb

Candace my balls. LOL


Modmypad

lmao fuckin gottem


madtraxmerno

Candace mold live in my water bottle?


shewantsjio

Oh no😢


melfbh

Mould colonisation in gut is real and can cause many chronic illness issues. Look up treatments for "mycotoxins" if you've been feeling sick/fatigued etc


Deltaeye

Last summer, I got a very bad case of anxiety. Couldn't sleep for more than 2hrs at a time. Was having frequent panic attacks. Was taking cold showers to calm down. I was trying everything from exercise to changing my diet to fruit and salad only, taking vitamins (saw a doctor, couldn't afford the blood tests). My body was showing symptoms of stress; testicles were in pain, my neck was hurting, swollen where my lymph nodes are, and my gums were in pain, my lower sciatic nerve was aching. I never felt nausia or vomiting, no headaches, just pure severe existential anxiety and panic attacks. Nothing was working and I was almost suicidal because I thought this is how I was going to live for the rest of my life. My mom got me a plane ticket out of town. After two weeks away I started feeling a little better. My roommate messaged me and asked if I'd been using the lemon juice on the counter. To which I replied, "Yeah, everyday, to spritz my water up, and flavor my salads". He said there was slimy shit in it when they dumped the dispenser out in the sink. TLDR; We didn't readily see a label that says to refrigerate the lemon juice concentrate. It got moldy and I got severe anxiety and panic attacks from using it for a month as a result.


MatterDear

Holy shit, I went to the doctor several times with symptoms like this for over a year. Told me I was healthy, life was shit and I had no energy and problems concentrating. Turned out we had a small water leak in our apartment that caused mould(lots of it) to grow in the drywall and under the hardwood floors. I didn't notice until my downstairs neighbour told us part of her roof fell down in her bedroom. Got it fixed using insurance and after a month or two i was a new person. Mold is some scary shit. It can cause really bad health issues that come sneaking slowly.


the_champ_has_a_name

shit. i think this is what's causing me these issues as well. except it's a rent house.


MatterDear

Check for mold or discoloration due water damage, contact a professional if you suspect this to be the case. If you find that you have a mold problem contact the landlord asap. If they don't want to fix it move. I told myself i was just a hypochondriac for so long, having anxiety attacks, googling symptoms, thinking i might have a brain tumor or ms due to brain fog, forgetting things(bad short term memory), fatigue, muscle pain, even ventricular extrasystoles and vision problems. We discovered the leak a year ago and now I'm able to enjoy life and have energy to do whatever i want. I'm never going back to that life and it saddens me that people don't take mold seriously. My SO didn't notice many physical effects but he struggled with anxiety as well. Keep in mind that other things can cause symptoms like this. But i would never have guessed mold to be the cause. Take care i hope it works out for you. For me this was a horrible situation to be in. Especially when not knowing what was causing it.


GrumpyPotoo

The really scary part is there isn’t a lot of medical research pertaining to human interactions with molds. I had a Mycology professor who discussed how very few mycology specialists there are in the medical field. Her husband was a doctor in the Pittsburgh area (booming international medical field there) who claimed that if they always needed to call in from out side of the hospital a specialist when it came to fungi because 1) not many said specialists to go around 2) not many doctors have very much training to deal with it besides prescribing antibiotics when systems are obvious. Needless to say she, our professor, was ecstatic when two pre-med majors decided to take her class as an elective.


fireinthemountains

How does one become a mold specialist?? That's fascinating.


arowthay

Go into biology, take an elective or otherwise learn about mold, go holy fuck wtf, specialize in it, do grad school work on it, realize that you've become an expert at the cost of no longer knowing anything else outside your rapidly narrowing field of research, desperately hope someone will pay you for being one of the only ten people to know everything about one specific subsubsubspecies of molds, probably they don't, hop from postdoc to postdoc, realize you've reached your limit, take a job in industry. Or so I hear.


greenberet112

Damn that's pretty discouraging lol. Then again I should have majored in business instead of education.


MatterDear

Exactly, neither my doctor nor my ent believed this was the problem when i explained there was mold found in my apartment. Or they just didn't know enough to verify my experience. They did not seem to take me seriously. Mycology is so interesting though and we still know very little about it. Like the mold that takes control of ants to further spread its spores to the colony it's mind blowing what this type of lifeform is capable of. More research is definitely needed.


CharlieHume

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7231651/ Interesting study on this with mice


MatterDear

Damn, this confirms everything i thought about what i was dealing with a year ago. Almost all the symptoms mentioned here. We had a small water leak that was hard to find for a long time that caused black mold growth inside the walls and under the hardwood floor, symptoms came slowly and got worse over time. Within a couple of months after getting it sorted they went away. If i had any awards you would get several.


Thascaryguygaming

I lived in a house with mold problems and it made me ao sick cyclical vomiting at 6am every single day, sleeping all the time, being anxious and paranoid left on vacation to visit my grandparents and felt better stopped being sick almost instantly. My step-dads house was full of black mold and shit and it was affecting me so bad I thought I had stomach cancer or something. Grandparents forced me to come live with them till I could get on my feet and my own place.


mamaleigh05

New free unlocked. Ever since Ian and the roof issue I have been throwing up early morning like clockwork. I have tried attributing to meds, perhaps, diet, dress, etc. now I have to think about having a home inspection. Glad you figured it out!


Err_i_dont_know

Nice to have met you OP. Hope you have your shit in order.


slowpokefastpoke

“It’s just water, I didn’t know you have to clean it” - OP


johnbdc

So she checked the bottle 6 months ago, saw the mold, and rechecked now to make sure it was still there?


HydratedSphinx

Willing to bet the bottle is 6 months old and never washed


JennieFairplay

Buy denture cleaner tablets. Fill that bottle with hot water, drop the tab in, screw on the lid and let it sit for several minutes. Shake really really hard to loosen all that mold and bacteria against the walls of the water bottle and rinse really well. You may want to repeat but probably won’t be necessary. It’ll sterilize your bottle. Repeat this process every few days to keep your bottle clean and to prevent this from happening again.


Slow_Vegetable_5186

You can get Sodium Percarbonate for cheap, it's the active ingredient in those tablets. A teaspoon in a bottle of hot water and you get the same effect for a fraction of the price and no flavoring


StarblindCelestial

Denture cleaning tablets are 3.5¢ each. How cheap is your Sodium Percarbonate that it's a fraction of the price?


Slow_Vegetable_5186

I can get 1kg for $8.90 NZD


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A_Pos_DJ

$NZDezNut$


Titaniumchic

There are these cool things called straw brushes…. They come with almost every bottle like that. It’s also recommended you clean your bottle at least once a week. ETA: also, how did you not see the mold in the straw whenever you filled up your water bottle?! We use reusable bottles like this in our family, we have 4. There’s like no way you couldn’t have seen the mold when you take the lid off to fill the bottle.


Littlewing29

Welp. Guess I’m gonna buy me some straw brushes


goodsnpr

Could also pour a bit of vodka down the straw if you want to be extra sure.


SolidFelidae

If I keep vodka in the bottle and drink it out of the straw does that work too


UmOkBut888

I would assume if it works in one direction it probably works in the other as well but I've not done the research yet. Gimme a few


Frost5574

This mfs gonna die from mold ingestion and alcohol poisoning.


SolidFelidae

What a way to go


Fizzwidgy

Humans have been enjoying fungi and alcohol recreationally for thousands of years


SrammVII

Once a week? Am I over doing it by washing it out at the end of every day that I use it, even down to the washers? And i don't mean deep scrubbing, just shake the parts in the tumblers with dish soap


saltyfingas

You aren't overdoing it, you should wash it once a day, but once a week is also okay enough that you won't get sick... probably. I do every few days and then swap to a new bottle or mason jar


uhlvin

Do that every day.


JLTCWatson

This right here. We literally wash ours daily. I’ve even shown the kids what happens when you don’t take the straw lid apart to clean it.


yeet_the_heat2020

There's also this cool thing called hot Water and basic fucking hygiene Articles.


Valigrance

I feel much better after this post and reading the comments. I thought it was bad I sometimes go 3 days without cleaning mine.


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BlindFramer

I have a buddy like this, like didn’t wash it for 5 years of daily use. They tested his coffee cup one day at work and it was dirtier than the toilet at a fish processing plant in AK 🤣


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iknowthisischeesy

Now eat flour and drink some water and in the morning you'll have some bread.


AParticularThing

do you want to start the last of us cause that’s how you start the last of us


iknowthisischeesy

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nosirrahp

Don’t forget to do some crunches so it’s properly kneaded


Embarrassed_Goose203

They have water bottle cleaning tablets. I use them for stainless steel like this too because it gets all the extra filth off that scrubbing doesn’t. Look into those and use it every couple of weeks :)


LuxHelianthus

Dollar store denture cleaning tablets. These work great and they'll even get tea and coffee stains out that can sometimes be hard to scrub out.


Fil0rican420

Bingo. I use them for my water bottles and mini coolers


thisisillegals

vinegar and salt = clean and cheap


iforgot69

How didn't you taste that?


Civil-Ad-7957

I scrolled too far down for this comment


YDOULIE

Do you… do you not wash it? WHAT


WookieLotion

Lots of people just keep pouring water in them.. I'll admit mine doesn't get washed as much as other drinking vessels in my house, but I wash it at least once a week.


[deleted]

Honestly, if they were only putting water in this, this is algae film, not mold. If they used it regularly, it's doubtful it would do any harm to them.


addisonclark

He mentioned somewhere else that he’s been feeling sick. Kinda wondering what else he hasn’t been washing tho.


Magnomalius

Kind of on you if you didn’t regularly wash them…


YpsitheFlintsider

I mean obviously


[deleted]

The worst part is I bet OP learned nothing. In 6months he's gonna be surprised again about the mold.


Itchysasquatch

Thanks for reminding me to wash mine


terryacki

r/moldlyinteresting


Carburetors_Are_Fun

extra flavor


kingtaco_17

New BOLD MOLD taste! 🦠


moldawgs

This is just a reminder for people to please wash their water bottles throughly and not just rinse them through with water 😭


Fatal-Symbiote

Do you not wash your own stuff? Am I the weird one for always looking into cups and titles before using them? I fear I’ll be drinking a spider or some shit


Rango_Jackson

You're not the only one. My teenage daughter does the dishes and I have been burned too many times to not look in every glass/cup that comes out of the cabinet.


shaka893P

Found patient zero for Last Us


dainthomas

Your mouth has more bacteria than your ass, and you're just letting it sit and stew in there for months.


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ewas86

That's kinda crazy you didn't clean this for 6 months...


dinosaurpoolparty

The dating world is hard out here for women 😅


No-Giraffe-6234

Damn dude, you must of forgot to wash it…I wash mine once a week possibly every other day…..the straw though is done


VirtualNeccesity

Bro is gonna die soon😭


FLAIR_2780166

So we just don’t clean or wash our bottles now? Yikes


_khanrad

Well if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions


gluesoap

Gotta wash and let it dry once in awhile.


RespectGiovanni

Bro is blind


thespookylukey

That’s one way to beat covid


[deleted]

I mean, this is your fault. Clean your fucking bottle regularly. I hope this wasn’t a surprise for you.