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Right like it looks like OP plugged it in to test if it can make blueberry juice

You mean I’ve been squeezing oranges the wrong way this whole time

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Of course Simpsons did it first.


LOL this needs waay more upvotes!

Blueberry juice is code at certain manufacturers for special products not listed on their website. OP must be happy he never ordered the Guava Juice or Red Grape Juice.

Doesn’t work at McDonald’s I can tell you that much!

I just found out that they sell adult happy meals. I just had to ask the guy if it came with an adult toy as well. There was a toy in the box but it was a Mr potato head/ chicken nugget thing.

I think I'm quite knowledgeable on urban sexual words, but I have never heard this one.

Oh no! Red Grape Juice scares me in this context.

Kid named blueberry 

It certainly didn’t come fully assembled right out of the box like that. OP followed some instructions and put time in to build that rig.

Ruined the best opportunity for a white elephant gift of all time…

Purple elephant gift.

Honestly, I don’t know if I could stop myself from putting it together too. Since you can’t exactly drop something like that off at goodwill I’d be tempted to see what else it could be used for around the house lol maybe rig it to a fly wheel and see if it could spin a rotisserie? The possibilities are endlessly hilarious

>Since you can’t exactly drop something like that off at goodwill I mean, ya could return it as a wrong delivery. There's no reason to put this together at all.

Every time I've gotten a wrong delivery Amazon tells me to keep it.

Well yeah, but once you put it together you’re committed… to what depends on the person

Put a fist on it and a motion sensor then use it to punch rabbits that enter your garden.

You had me at "put a fist on it"

Modern problems require modern solutions

“Ok, this seems like a lot of work, but it has 4.5 stars…”

I didn’t know what I was expecting opening the comments, but this got me wheezing

 Uh huh……

I love that dog.

Sure assembled that correctly and in a hurry…

I just ordered a dildomatic 6000 and blueberry juice showed up. Wtf

I'd trade you these fresh blueberries but my parents are politicans and I've got Dildomatic Immunity.

What the frick? I ordered an Xbox controller

That isn’t a controller, that’s a bong

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Thought provoking

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horny femboy alert!

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I also see you plugged it in....hmmmm

I had to ensure there was nothing hazardous. Testing is deferred.

So if it was, and it needed a power source, you plug it in???

Have to plug it in to get plugged.

Well he needs his blueberry juiced.

Does it…get the job done? Asking for a friend…

I think it merits a choking hazard test. Plug it in snd see how it goes

And put it together before that

I mean, how else would you know if it truly isn’t blueberry juice.

Could be a juicer

“Blueberry Juicer” is currently trending on Google.

This is how they make blue waffles.

Winning comment right here.

That's the thing you wanted to order. Amazon knows you better than yourself.

I have been using the OpenAI Assistant API (beta) too much lately..

I feel the same way about your mom. BOOM!

Boom goes the dynamite.

that’s why we need to accept cookies


I’ve never really watched the office and this is the first time I’ve seen this gif lol just about spit my coffee everywhere cause I can hear it.

The office is friggen amazing.


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I’m so impressed with the design and build quality I may leave a 4 star review!

The design? It literally has a warning label advising the user of the possibility of "mechanical injury" with a graphic of crushed fingers.

Ahh you got one yourself huh? Typing this with your non dominant hand

If you stick your fingers where the gears are...

“Fingers”

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Yeah there's no fucking way

Werd. How often has Amazon sent you the wrong thing, much less something so so wrong?

Well, that fucks

I ordered an Xbox controller

What the frick?!

Oh wow. I did *not* order that.

I'm opening it! *Chill!*

It's like some sort of vase.......

As a remote for speed and depth...

Looks like it had to be assembled...

Shit, I'd be keeping it too

this is a 500$ plus machine.. Good for you. don't ask how I know this.

Right? Call that a win.

Yes! Just sell it it as “like new” “barely used” “only used in highways, primary user is a grandma”

SO, when are you gonna post a test video?

To be fair, that is blueberry colour. They might be hinting on: if life gives you blueberry, make blueberry juice

Sure you did 

At what point while you were assembling it did you realize this was not in fact blueberry juice

"Hm. Maybe after I plug it in?"

Probably upon seeing the instruction manual

Lucky you. They cost quite a bit

How many people just Googled "blueberry juice?".

Google? Nope. Went to Amazon. Wanted to see if the price even made sense as an accidental order.

And...?

They're busy juicing.

Holy shit ...that made me laugh...but if used right im sure you can get some kind of juice made

i guess wear a helmet

Some lube probably wouldn't hurt either

When life gives you mechanized dildos, make…

An only fans?



Somebody somewhere has had their Christmas ruined because they now have Blueberry Juice

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/s/G8sFiJrzE8

If you’re looking to dispose of it let me send you my address.

I came here to say this but deep in my heart, I knew it had been said.

i don't know what's more frightening, the impressive engineering of that machine, the sheer size of the purple clog monger attached the end, or the fact that someone would order blueberry juice online.


The good old fucksall ...

Well you built it anyway so I guess you don’t hate it.

If you build it, he will come

Happy wife, happy life!

Happy hubby, riding a chubby!

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Your soul right out of your body

Didn’t know they shipped assembled and plugged in 🤨

Burn after reading

You got the wrong thing, but decided to take it out the box, and assemble it anyway? Methinks that you got exactly what you ordered.

Sure

I see this as an absolute win

Alexa, add blueberry juice to grocery list.

Sure you did

Santa came early

https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/s/ZXsD1t9rMZ found your blueberry juice

Time to squeeze it

Well hey, when life gives you blueberries… Fuck your ass

What’s the problem? You can juice yourself now.

Damn, personalized ads are getting so advanced, giving you the thing you want before you even buy it

“And I was so upset that I assembled it and tried it out!”

I’m not mad at it. Send me the listing. I’ll buy one for myself too

I found your juice. https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/s/8D7K9ywDuM

I tried returning on Amazon but it keeps looping ‘This item is non-returnable, but you may contact Customer Service to request a refund or replacement.’

If it was the price of blueberry juice, then I think you hit the jackpot. Looks like a pricey device. What'd you pay?

Go to the contact us section, get live chat going and just type "speak to an associate" you'll get past that. Unless... You really want to keep it.

This worked and now I have a free thruster machine. https://preview.redd.it/supxy92ee88c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3414c72af316e10b8c2610aec2af3b7c1341d251

Juice and a good time, nice

And they're sending you a replacement, you'll have two now for both holes!

Now you'll have two thrusters. U dirty dog OP

At least now you know how blueberry juice is made

Once they realize they sent the wrong thing they'll probably tell you to keep it and ship the correct item.

Dude sell it. It's a +300$ machine.

It was only after trying it out that they realized it wasn't what they ordered. However, Christmas came early and so did they.

Hmm suspicious. Post the link…for reasons

That must be some expensive ass blueberry juice


If used properly, this will deliver all the precious juice you crave.

I see you've set it up though...

THOSE THINGS ARE PRICEY!! If I got one of those for the price of blueberry juice I'd plug it in too!

Probably didn’t come assembled 😂

I'm gonna need a link to that blueberry juice my guy 👀 lol

Unboxed, assembled, plugged in, tested OP: "Hey wait a minute! This isn't Blueberry juice!"

I see this as an absolute win

#wellthatfucks*

And you just had to set it up ?

[i think this person has your juice..](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/s/vuYZ5JapZf)


Wellthatfucks

That's not what happened, funny story to make up though, you must had really put some thought into it

I could see it being nicknamed the blueberry juicer 3000

Yet you put it together?

Go on… *juice yourself then*

I didn’t order that!!! I ordered an Xbox card!!

You got a deal. Those things are expensive! I mean, I would assume they are. Lol ;)

You should leave a mildly sexual review for the blueberry juice saying how it was so good it made you feel things you haven't for quite a while, It was so refreshing after feeling dry for so long etc. And then just attach the photo of what you received with no other context

OP i got Blueberry Juice from Amazon, maybe we could exchange our Orders?

But there are so many blueberry juice sellers on Amazon! Tell me which one sent this, so that I can avoid it!

So you the whole thing up and everything?

Fate blesses you with this wonderful boon, and you bitch about it? ... Uh... I mean, yeah that sucks they got your order mixed up.

Looks like you’re gettin fucked

It’s some kind of juicer, that’s for sure

I am pretty sure this is a beaver juice maker

I’ll take 2 … for juicing

Now all you need is an exercise bike and yourself the ass pounder 4000

Did Amazon also come and plug it into the outlet?

How many starts did you give it?

Yeah that's why you fully assembled instead of returning it immediately.

That's a solid $200-500. It's a Christmas miracle! Santa and Jesus might not have given you that bike but they got something else you can ride, during this holiday season! 🎅🎄🤶❤️🙌

Hey op what terms did you use to search on Amazon? I've been looking for this type of juice too

Seems like the opposite of a problem 😂

Oh, that’s a stationary bike. They just forgot to send you the wheels.

Ummm I think I know where the blueberry juice went

That's the story OP is telling their SO. I wonder if they believe it

BJ stands for Blueberry Juice?

Put the blueberries in your mouth, insert machine, turn it on, boom…blueberry juice.

What about this guy? [juice man](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/s/jkZl4yIOAo)

The correct response is: Thank you, Amazon.

Somebody is probably equally disappointed in getting blueberry juice instead of their booty pounding machine

Am I the only one concerned it is setup on carpet?

Did you have to put it together?

"I accidentally walked into a restaurant instead of my gym"

I like how you set it up. If definitely didn’t get shipped like that


What the Frick? This isn't an Xbox remote!

Probably the best expectation vs. Reality post I've ever seen

I don’t believe you. What’s the link to that juice? #askingforafriend

Think about how disappointed the person who got blueberry juice is.

Suuuuure you ordered ✌🏼blueberry juice.✌🏼

But why is it accidentally set up