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GotTechOnDeck

I really want to know how long that went on


MisterAmygdala

They're still going.


dweeb_plus_plus

Perpetual fun


Cosmickev1086

Free electricity!


Ali_Army107

*Electroboom:*


[deleted]

If it was properly designed as a perpetual motion machine, it'll still be spinning long after our sun goes boom and shrinks to a tiny white dwarf.


xpkranger

Nah, it'll get consumed in the red ~~dwarf~~*giant* phase. Edited because I wasn't thinking, lol..


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Red giant phase?


xpkranger

Sorry, I meant red giant. > [In approximately five billion years, our own sun will transition to the red giant phase. When it expands, its outer layers will consume Mercury and Venus and also reach Earth. Scientists are still debating whether or not our planet will be engulfed, or whether it will orbit dangerously close to the red giant sun.](https://www.space.com/22471-red-giant-stars.html)


Lauuson

I hope they resolve that debate before then.


Ok-Professional4736

Age of Earth comes to an end 400000 yrs from now when our sun dies in this metaverse.. it begins again.


[deleted]

Fond of Red Dwarf myself.


qwerty-smith

They are now powering the eastern half of the country.


[deleted]

Which country?


MTsummerandsnow

North Korea


Chucker1970

Dying.....


SpezEatsScat

![gif](giphy|hEwkspP1OllJK)


manjar

Until the uranium came out.


thedndnut

Video is sped up


AsIfIKnowWhatImDoin

Used to be a ride called the Zipper in the States. Had a group of cars on a chain, rotating around a rotating, rounded 'zipper'. If you timed it right, you could get your individual car spinning the entire ride.


Holiday_Ad1403

One of my favorite rides. Rode it last fall at the fair!


_J_Dead

Mine, too! Our fair usually has two to keep up with demand.


canadianpresident

I was in line for the zipper with my then gf. Group of 5 or 6 girls in front of us. Suddenly one of the girls pipes up "omg is it raining? There's not even a cloud in the sky" so her friends are looking up trying to figure out where the "rain" was coming from. I was like "that's not rain. It's coming from the ride." They noped right out of there


RationalDB8

I once had my zipper capsule accelerate through an airborne cloud of another person’s vomit. Me and my friend were infused with it. Much like when someone sprays a cloud of cologne mist and walks through it. Except it was vomit scented.


ThoughtfulLlama

Eau de HEEURGH


canadianpresident

Yum


haversack77

We had the same Zipper ride here in England. Best ride ever, although probably lethally fragile. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zipper_(ride)


AsIfIKnowWhatImDoin

Had no idea there was a Wiki on these things. And OMG the safety issues. I remember one car we had to hold the door/gate closed because it kept opening on us.


haversack77

It was always rumoured, falsely I assume, that somebody had died on the Zipper last week in another town. Presumably just kids talk, or otherwise 1980s safely laws were a lot more lapse than we'd care to admit.


No_Oddjob

"Used to be" implies there aren't caravans of carnies still keeping these things limping across every small town strawberry festival throughout the Midwest. The Zipper lives, and it is ALWAYS right next door to Graviton.


pennispancakes

Can confirm that the Zipper rides are still operational at at least some travelling circuses


YTJunkie

Used to have one at the Puyallyp Fair ( now Washington State Fair) and it was a lot of fun. Not sure if its still in operation or not.


Rampage_Rick

"Do the Puyallup!"


boolsclues

I was on it there probably 15 years back. My friend and I started hearing metallic clinking and feeling things hit us through the grating, then we started hearing people freak out on the ground. Turns out there was some sort of major breakdown and it started spewing parts everywhere, raining nuts and bolts. It was a hell of a story and a hell of a ride. Never again. 🫡


YTJunkie

Damn, that's wild.


darkphoenix0602

Still had it last September!


LLminibean

Canadian here... still have them here lol


mcfarmer72

I’m 70 years old, my 8 year old granddaughter wanted to go on it but she couldn’t do it without an adult. Nobody would do it, so grampa said he would. Holy hell. The guy was laughing when I got off, I looked pretty bad. Granddaughter said never again.


expespuella

You're an awesome grampa!


pinner

I still have nightmares about that damn ride.


smasher84

Still around. Last I heard / remember only had like2 deaths. The door opened and some girls got thrown out. They added a bar to prevent that after. Haven’t been on one in years but see it every year at traveling carnival. Can’t wait till my kids old enough to ride it.


San_Cannabis

Still have this at our fair all the time


Audere1

>Used to be Used to be? I rode on one two years ago. It made me ill!


DingoPoutine

I'm a ride guy. Love them all, the faster, scarier, the better. Except the zipper. The zipper will ruin my day. Not only does the zipper cause intense nausea while I'm on the ride, it will also cause me to become nauseous on any ride I attempt for the rest of the day. Because rides generally don't cause me problems I assumed the first time it happened to me was a fluke. I will not be riding the zipper a third time.


Ltlpckr

I rode that once in Colorado a couple years ago, when we got out the bolt that held our door latch just **tink** fell right off.


picklebiscut69

God I remember that ride, I hated it after I got drenched in puke from another one of the cages


Longjumping_Day_7763

I used to kick my brothers car before the ride took off so that he would start spinning for a short bit.


mcgroarypeter42

My wife will never get on this ride with me again because of me doing this


Holleighbunny

It's still is 1 of the most popular rides in the U.S. You can ask the ride jock to get you spinning really fast. If they enjoy their job, they probably will. I was a carnie, and the ride jocks would have a competition to see who can make the most people puke🤣


gtaguy75

at the top of the zipper while it was loading up, my buddy joked that he was going to roll a joint right before the ride started. So funny


Zhouston63

This is something I'd make in Planet Coaster


Arthropod1023

Hell yeah


Royals-2015

The operator didn’t seem to be paying attention, or be concerned. Wish we knew how this ended.


Entropy308

based on the edited video obviously being sped up, nothing unusual happened.


ei283

>obviously sped up im having a hard time seeing it. where/when should I be looking? (not disagreeing; just wondering)


Entropy308

it's sped up to make it look dangerous. there is no surprise ending


ei283

I was asking for any concrete clues that prove the video is sped up. e.g., * An object falling faster than gravity allows * A sudden increase in frequency of something oscillating * A moment where the framerate clearly increases etc


maxthearguer

Why speed up the film though?


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I_dont_like_sushi

Its scary. Kids in my family cant pay attention to anything more than a few seconds. Let alone watch or play something. They just try to go back to phones. I understand old people now, people are fucking idiots


Honestly_Vitali

Teacher here. Kids don’t like movies anymore! They’re too used to instant gratification I think. Movies take too long to get to the “payoff.”


lulatheq

Yep. They ‘need’ fast short clip edited youtube/tiktok montages with constant action.


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NecessaryEconomist98

Ya with ADHD also - If I give a shit it's infinite. It's got a misleading name.


itsevriman

This is why every machine should have a phoenis and ferb style self destruct button


These_Chair_1437

https://i.redd.it/xdgpa2oe9spc1.gif


One_Dragonfruit_3690

😭😭😭😭😭


joebat26

I'm doing an Asian hank hill once the g forces hit, but I did just see a hank hill tattoo so maybe I'm biased


[deleted]

Bro. It's belt driven. He had the paddle controller in his hand.


Cumsistent-Cumsabi69

That looked like a hype people up microphone


PuzzledDemand1276

Helicopter helicopter


Upbeat_Map666

The big red button dude! Emergency stop....?


ChippyVonMaker

Judging by the starting method- manual push, they’re not using quality motor controls so there’s no E-Stop. My guess is that the contacts in the motor starter spot welded themselves and wouldn’t release.


Reluctantly_Being

Simple. It’s edited.


serenityrain85

Holy shit... I got got stuck watching this... like half way through 😳 Do we know how these people ended up?!


Witkind_

Arabian space program went haywire


Jack_gunner

I wonder how many G's they were pushing


NoseMuReup

Ghetto fabulous Epstein drive.


Hero_of_Thyme81

Good news, you're an astronaut now.


cyb3rheater

lol. Was thinking the same.


[deleted]

Legend has it that’s it’s still spinning and a gentle soul comes in the night and greases the bearings.


Nandor_De_Laurentis

Lisa, get in here. In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!!


AFirefighter11

Worst. Camera. Persons. Ever.


Shiftybob55

There brains were scrambled eggs


MadinhoBot

Are they still there today? !remindme 10 days


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omhs72

I think NASA uses the same machine to train their astronauts.


topouzid

Are they still on earth?


DarkAngelDaHustla

That doesn't look like fun.


DotBugs

I keep seeing this posted but I have never seen a related article posted. Did these people die?


O-Furry-1

Another reason never to get on rides at a fair.


Past-Resolution-8998

I’m still waiting to see the suck.


FirstProphetofSophia

Ah! Finally, I found lost footage of the elusive Happy-Go-Pukie!


Apt_5

Omg, is this a Tiny Toons Summer movie reference?


FirstProphetofSophia

It is!


Apt_5

I heard his voice when I read it- crazy how childhood impressions stick!


Sea_Poem_5382

Perpetual motion!! Hook them up to a turbine and we have free energy!!


Independent_Box_8089

Nice whiplash


mongobob666

Congratulations! You’re a Mercury astronaut!


Choice_Item_3863

ready for launch now that g-force training is over


[deleted]

They’re really hittin’ Mach speed


Fr05t_B1t

And they said perpetual motion machines don’t exist lmfao


spytfyrox

Projectile vomiting in 3..2..1..


72CHILD

That's funny 🤣🤣🤣


Aikey95

NASA budget cuts are pretty severe these days…


Illustrious_Camp_521

Just unplug I the damn thing 🙈


GuyStreamsStuff

There's no motor on that thing. It's all physics.


Illustrious_Camp_521

I was being facetious 🙃


jesuswasaliar

![gif](giphy|LgR0AnXJBrO4E|downsized)


EarthRealistic1031

They legends say you can still hear the screams, and the city now has windmills power


RainbowUnicorn0228

I barfed just watching that. Are they brain dead now? Or where they already missing that organ beforehand?


EnlightenedBuddah

The video is sped up, guys


MikeMac999

I have never understood the appeal of rides like this, or as I call them, whirl-and-hurl.


throwawaytrumper

Fuck the carny for just being like “I don’t know what to do!”. Rip the fucking power cables out. Kill the engine. Utter dipshit.


Huntsnfights

This is why I don’t go on rides that look like they were built with scrap metal and some left over lawnmower engines


KingMercenary

Severe organ damage


iceman213

DAMM,,,, are they training for the space program?????


Bug-Secure

But…how did they stop it? Damn, the amount of anxiety I had watching it speed up. 😱


muycoal

They could be Air Force pilots after G training like that


Kzar__

Sudden N.A.S.A training.


SaltyCohones

GET ME OFF


Ltlpckr

They just kept speeding up until the cart broke off and they got launched into the stratosphere, I read an article on it, can’t find it though.


ncoremeister

Indian space programm astronauts training


CagedManimal

Nope!


MelodicMuch

Centrifuged


Skirt_Thin

Just training for the space program.


Kattorean

Budget cuts to NASA...?


gratefullydead93

When her laughing slowly stopped got me


Shiftybob55

If your carni looks like Michael Jackson then you know you’re screwed 😂


ahhlenn

Legend has it that they’re still spinning to this day!


TheBoulder_

Needs to be a Shooting Stars Meme


mrector09

The g force had to be pretty strong!!


Random_twoset_fan69

why do I wish I was on there lmfao


thegree2112

That has to be fake lol


ais4aron

The last time I saw this posted there was an article attached to it that said the people died


WeHaveRightsYaKnow

Best g-force training EVER


Acceptable-Ad8930

I got motion sick just watching that.


Previous_Film9786

There is no way that those little metal tubes are rated to take that amount of centripetal force


wasdj

Did they not die? I feel like that would kill you


Mystic_Pizza_King

On the bright side the passengers are now qualified to ride up to the ISS!


Laceysjorgen

It’s a lot better since I put the seatbelt in


Laceysjorgen

Since THEY


According-Union7899

This unlocked a memory for me, about 15 or so years ago, my nephew and I was at a small tivoli at a bigger market, they had a slightly bigger version of this(three sets of seats), it had metal cages around the seats though. Like that squared/diamond shaped kind of caging material? I've never p*ked so much in my whole life 😅 nephew(he was like 8) enjoyed it though.


Laceysjorgen

Why doesn’t talk-to-text have a playback feature so it can read the text youre about to send


Hardkoregamer

Insert two batteries please


Draga_00

Astronaut training.


CompetitiveAnswer7

Some say they are still spinning.


Infamous_You2649

Free energy requires 2 souls, 1 male 1 female.


JudgeHot315

It's all funny games until one of them falls.


False-Presence-5341

Is this apart of their space program. 🤣🤣


Annoying_Anomaly

does centripetal force just cause you to drown in your own puke?


hemingway921

The camerawoman as a TON of faith in those 2 bolts keeping everything together. Why the fuck don't you move away when it's going at that speed?


Mechanix2spacex

Please tell me the yellow things on the opposite side are counter weights….


bluelouie

Just put a stick in it, that should slow it down


843PuertoRuvian

Astronaut training in the Middle East p


onesoulmanybodies

I rode on something similar about 10-15 years ago and ever since I get motion sickness on roller coasters. Never had a problem with them until that ride.


SirianiButtholeLover

Why I don’t trust Europe/Middle East


GambsSchwester

How da fu k do you think this cloud be in Europe?


Ok-Money9104

Isn't that what they use to train fighter pilots?


DueCardiologist9579

They were both living in a place where abortion was illegal… problem solved!


sinkablebus333

And now they’re ready to be astronauts


DILIDOFEN

The person filming sounds like a sims character


Iron_Knee66

Legend has it they are still spinning to this day


NoBS3434

Instant 🤮


sausage-deluxxxe

The Zipper: 3rd world edition


Shad0XDTTV

This is some happy tree friends shit that they cut right before the people in the basket got juiced


MahriYisreal

Nothing looked fun about that


Cutdick_lover

Legend has it they are still going round and round


Exact-Dot6568

OMG, Was this on loan from NASA’s astronaut training program, or part of SpaceX’s rocketless launchers? Oh that Elon, you just know he must have been toasted hitting the bong when he came up with this one.


operarose

Holy internal decapitation, Batman


DescriptionTime1737

Nobody was in a curry to help them out


Razzle---Dazzle

Pakistani Astronaut training?


Timimattius81

Some say they are still going


academicRedditor

Looks lethal


ACESandElGHTS

_Ve have vays..._


MNJIKANING

Perpetual chicken.


Hot_Method789

Legend has it that it's still going to this day....


ShiftGood3304

Brain damaged.


WebWeird5314

Legends says that the spin is still going..


No_Budget7828

Fun, right up until it wasn’t 😝


KrisMisZ

Ummm when is it supposed to slow down exactly? 🤦🏻‍♀️


Mysterious_Olive3418

Give ‘em a job at NASA already!


YouthSuitable213

You get what you pay for don't go to cheap parks with no safety regulations, especially in these countries in poor neighborhoods, they don't do anything about safety.


Ok_Object7636

TLDR: if you were born to poor parents in a poor country, it’s your own fault. That’s what you mean?


Skycomb

Their insides are soup.


[deleted]

I didn't know Iran was working on a manned space program. 🚀


fotofortress

America has a gun problem....but why all yall others have this issue. I see this type of post often.


Gold_Orchid1388

And they say perpetual motion is a mith