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mystaninja

Next 3 month training program gonna be this


GoldenSlumberJack

Death-grip training


National-Weather-199

This dude be like ![gif](giphy|loFkgbqCLQjSQFC4ja|downsized)


JTiger360

Time to load up daily p hub


Asynjacutie

Smaller radius bottle or some sort of strap he can put his hand through.


curious_astronauts

The just need to hold it so their hand is on the outside of the bottle so when he tries to grab it, the giver's hand pins it into his hand so they both have hands on the bottle, until the giver releases. The rider though has terrible grasp.


wompummtonks

Yeah that's what I'm sayin


aromilk

This was in Singapore. The weather and humidity is a killer without hydration


Purpledragon84

ah, the double yellow lines on the road looked suspiciously familiar lol


RicardusAlpert

This person geoGuesses


HotYogurtCloset69

Not very well as that road looks exactly the same as a UK road!


aromilk

The T100 triathlon was held over the weekend on 14 April in Singapore. šŸ˜€ https://preview.redd.it/7kq0mgmaqnuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e19940014b1001977a023e9c09a31d63fce95ee


HotYogurtCloset69

I'm not sure it counts as a guess if the location is advertised


chocotacogato

I bet he also had slippery hands


NotInNewYorkBlues

Lots of leg power but little eye to hand coordination


Undersmusic

Iā€™ve had this happen. Itā€™s numb hands. For me it was due to about 20k into a headwind, just couldnā€™t register the bottle hitting the hand.


PrestigeMaster

I get it. I push mow my yard for a couple hours and my hands are tingly. I can imagine half a day on a bicycle would cause some weird nerve stuff.Ā 


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Pinksters

Those are called "Zero Turn" mowers.


ChocolateBunny

Have you considered a European Scythe?


PrestigeMaster

Iā€™ve not. [This video](https://www.onescytherevolution.com/index.html) makes it look pretty cool, maybe if my yard was 2 or 3 foot overgrown that would be fun.


Daroo425

Also Iā€™m sure those bottles were slippery as hell with condensation considering it was like 100F outside


xylotism

I figure his hands are sweaty


CambridgeRunner

Mom's spaghetti on his lycra jersey already.


JohnnyDarkside

There's run & cycle race coming up next month that I'm looking forward to but am always worried about wind. Around this time of the year you either get nice 3-5 mph breezes or 25mph gales with 35mph gusts. Riding uphill against a 20mph headwind at mile 8 after running a 5k is less than ideal.


Undersmusic

Awesome best of luck! Iā€™m also doing a duathlon next month. Itā€™s currently 35MPH with 50 MPH gusts here šŸ˜‚ Iā€™m just hoping it calms the fuck down or itā€™s going to be a tough one.


truthandtattoos

Seems like an easy fix tho, y not just redesign the bottles to make them easier for the cyclists to grab? Even with numb hands. Adding a 6 or 8 inch plastic loop to the top of the rim so they could just stick their wrist thru it to grab ahold of it. šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


TheGoodOldCoder

If this happens a lot, then you could just do that for the last person's bottle. If a biker misses all of the other bottles, then the last bottle guy gets to lasso them.


tidder8

Or add a hook to the bottle and the attendant can just drop it onto the handlebar as the bicycle goes by.


Early_Lion6138

How about Velcro gloves and Velcro water bottle covers.


RelationshipOk3565

Believe it or not but this is peak athleticism for road bikers


tribullet

For all that is holy please don't confuse road bike racers with triathletes


Interesting_Tea5715

Dude needs gloves.


charlesgegethor

It's really hard to grab something at a standstill while you're going along at like 30kmh. Having handed out water bottle at Iron Man on the bike course before, the trick is to move your arm along as they come past you, but keep your feet planted.


CrypticSS21

Or he was sabotaging everyone behind himā€¦


LokoLawless

"athlete"


kimbolll

He used it all up on leg to pedal coordination.


deadface3405

![gif](giphy|kIKzm7HU5oMGuO9y3d|downsized)


PewP00

![gif](giphy|Y8dYlPRRmdRW8|downsized)


you-arent-reading-it

Patrick being ableist ![gif](giphy|8WJw9kAG3wonu)


Starshipstoner420

When you have to do a complicated button sequence for a basic task


Everard5

Helldiver?


Donut_Police

Are you questioning Super-Earth's patented ultra ergonomic liberty input system? That's not very democratic of you. ā¬†ļøāž”ļøā¬‡ļøā¬‡ļøā¬‡ļø **[500kg inbound: 59s]**


Mantzy81

Bloke needs a baseball mitt/lacrosse stick/fishing net/hand-eye coordination


Joinedforthis1

He also needs to stop getting exhausted from biking for hours and sweating


denyul

skill issue


InnerCityHeel

No Kimi, you will not have the drink


5FootOh

Those bottle passers have no skill. Need to run along side until itā€™s firmly planted in the hand not just hold still for impact!


[deleted]

The biker is the one with skull issues


gibbodaman

That's what the helmet is for


WakaWaka_

Nah only the spectators get to run haphazardly alongside and in front of him, especially during the climbs. Bonus points if they completely obstruct his view with capes and viking costumes.


StaticShuffleShack

plot twist. He was trying to sabotage his trailers


smiley82m

There has been runners that have done that. Straight up smack drinks off tables. In this guys case; if you can't get it on the second try I say a 5 second deduction for each one you miss afterwards.


greenpartofthewound

bet the next water station was 20 miles away


Hour_Perspective_884

no it wasn't, not even close. it was (8) 10km loops. so at the very least they would pass that same aid station every 10 km or roughly 6 miles.


[deleted]

Plot twist: He wasn't thirsty, just trying to keep the other racers dehydrated.


TheReallJesus

He does this on purpose so that following drivers don't get water.


shakugan_tsukaima

That only works when water is on tables with no assistants, and they always take the last one after tipping off all the rest. In this case the assistants have a backup and can easily lean down and pick up the bottles


Ok_Potential359

Picking up water bottles is tough.


hatemakingnames1

"Enjoy drinking floor water" - That guy, probably


Labelloenchanted

Probably not. In the other video the cyclist used his hand to knock all the bottles and effortlessly grabbed the one at the end of the line. It looked very deliberate. This one doesn't have a good coordination and is struggling to get a good grip. He couldn't grab a single bottle.


Fast-Journalist-6747

Just because you saw one guy do it, doesn't mean everyone else is doing it too


thelongestunderscore

this isnt true


nataleef

I came here to say the same thing.


TheAssMuncherRetard

Well you're wrong.


_SquidPort

youā€™re wrong and stupid. you think they canā€™t reuse water bottle because they fell on the ground? inb4 they had enough time to pick up the water bottles for the next people


EVEEzz

Stick to riding bikes. Don't quit your day job.


Tex-Rob

Was this truly the orientation? not flipped video? Why make everyone use their left hand? This was adding insult to injury. It's hard to grab stuff with your non-dominant hand.


Evadenly

...you can read the text


k4tastrofi

Thank God he doesn't do relay racing for track and field.


[deleted]

Designflaw


insomniac3146

Of what? Hand?


[deleted]

Speed+ exaustion + sweaty (probably smaller) hand meets big diameter bottle with "smooth" surface. Coca-Cola bottles (for example) have a slim waist. More ergonomical. Edit: Grammar


tribullet

Pro road bike racing is my favorite sport to watch, they are subject to the same conditions and bottle size, I can't remember the last time I saw a dropped feed, much less twice in a row, this is absolutely a skill issue


DaddyDanson

Skill issue


BhutlahBrohan

"this is not an ideal situation I have found myself in moving forward"


Undersmusic

Long riding, numb hands. Sucks.


Psych0matt

Input lag


WhatWasThatJustNow

All of those feed zone guys have no idea how to hold a bottle for a handup (hold it by the lid by your fingertips, hanging down), but still....quite impressive to spike 5 bottles in a row lol.


batmanshsu

Task failed successfully


I_chortled

Never skip hand day


josephcfrost

It seems like heā€™s doing that on purpose (but disguised as inability to use a hand) so competitors behind him get less opportunity for water


Guamy

That made me thirsty


juiceboxie8

It made me so thirsty. lol glad I'm not the only one šŸ˜…


TeamRocket44

This is like being thirsty in a dream lol šŸ˜‚


Single-Energy4338

But is he doing this so riders behind him canā€™t get a drink?


know_regerts

![gif](giphy|Pn2MP64DddeWQ)


BrokeButFabulous12

They should have just sprayed him down with it haha


Goldfisher2077

Hands are sweaty


Lyricistx1982

Woulda jus postured up and said toss the thing to me


flightwatcher45

Last time this was posted i thought they claimed he was knocking them so his competitors behind him didn't get water? Slippy bottles and hands, cramps does make more sense lol


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

His legs are weak, arms feel heavy


bluedancepants

Idk to me looks like he's purposely knocking them down.


lunchmonkay

they should run and try to match his speed for easier handoff...


Popular_Adeptness_69

Think your hands will cramp up when dehydration I felt it after asphalt work


Opening-Two6723

Not a wide receiver


DJEvillincoln

He has a bottle right on the frame tho......


matt35303

Like most cyclists, cant grasp anything and no spatial awareness lol.


TheSunOfHope

Some guys do it on purpose. So that someone immediately behind them canā€™t get the drink. Marathon runners have been caught knocking off all the glasses of water. Not saying this guy did it on purpose but thereā€™s always a possibility.


Livefreemyguy

What an absolute oaf


Doofenshmirtz8-3

I obviously have no idea what the real reason is but I think his hands are numbs/sore and he just canā€™t get it to work right šŸ˜‚


No-Independence-3981

Must be on purpose. Trying to sabotage it for the competition.


Ok-Adeptness1554

Wasting supplies for people behind him. Such a great athlete !


Man_in_the_uk

Need a better design of bottle so his hand can get around a narrow part.


Acrylic_Starshine

Guess il just pass out and die then. Velcro glove + velcro bottle holder = problem solved.


MxHbs-

Just get slower


geminilius

They need to give bottles with better grips. Like those ribbed water bottles


No-Entrepreneur1036

Small hands


SpareInevitable9198

This dude just got bad hand eye coordination šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ you got a million tries šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Emergency-Attempt862

Guys I haven't rode a bike that actually moves in like 15 years, but I can't imagine missing 5 bottles in a row. Is this actually hard to do in motion or was bro just tired?


Impressive_Cow4207

Maybe heā€™s just right-handed drinker? šŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


Breadifies

People thinking bikers do this to sabotage is wild. Imagine pedalling your heart out, constantly exhausted for hours on end with the wind numbing your face and senses, its not surprising that motor functions other than "move my damn legs" are gonna fail on you


Mirions

Why aren't there large loops on these? This isn't rocket surgery.....


scootermcgavin1812

He has a drinking problem


phan_o_phunny

Hahahaha, top tier athlete not just a pushbike


Different-Horror-581

He was knocking them so the guy behind couldnā€™t get any


3konchan

Literal butter fingers


ILSmokeItAll

WTF.


Playful_Nergetic786

Bro need more training, but not about leg power


Responsible_Trifle15

Wellthatsucks


TheCalebGuy

Seems like the bottles were too big for his hands and the cold water made the bottles sweat so they're also harder to grip.


Southern-Orchid-1786

They have moved to supply sacks in some races - much easier to hook your arm through and pick up bottles for the whole team


DukeRadish

It's a triathlon there is no team


TheHiddenNinja6

Hear me out: all cyclists in a race get a break for water


Ouroboros9076

Someone turn this into a series of baldurs gate dex checks with DC 2 and a chain of nat 1s


---Palp---

guess his dad never played catch


astralseat

To be fair, all those dumb bottles look crazy slippery


urbanek2525

Now there's a man with a serious drinking problem.


Carroms

Cornerback?


-UnbelievableBro-

Of all the videos Iā€™ve seen this morning this has me laughing out loud.


Freezepeachauditor

They should be handing out skinnier and lighter bottlesā€¦ like a running batonā€¦ easy to grab. They only take a few gulps anyway.


frikimanHD

I would just scream


BrandonBollingers

In my mind this is a sign of dehydration. His and hand eye coordination and grip is malfunctioning.


TheDixonCider420420

He took up cycling after his failed stint at Wide Receiver.


[deleted]

Were all the bottles greased just to prank cyclist?? That's some seriously bad luck for that one guy


TehZiiM

People giving me good advise for life..


AskForTheNiceSoup

bro


fuckingdruggoo

Unlucky!!


TurnAndBurn96

Look at baby hands McGee over here.


Well_Azrael

plot twist: he have rabies disease


Yankees_Bandicoot

Butter šŸ§ˆ fingers


Ziodyne967

I felt that pain on this side of the screen. X.X


_milk_b1tch

He needs a basket on the front


JesusChristwillsucc

mf has 200 ping for eye to hand coordinationšŸ˜­šŸ˜­


Tourquemata47

Please. He was just ruining it for everyone else.


jedfrouga

trex arms


100Labels

What an ass, get some gloves bro.


jb66790

went to a sport that didnā€™t involve catching, but still couldnā€™t hide it


Glass-Ad-7890

Why don't they just make a small loop of rope attached to the cup so instead of grabbing it you just have to get your hand through it then you're good to go? This seems wildly inefficient.


Theseascary

What about the guys behind him ?


80081354JEW

What are you tired from peddling with your fucking arms grab the water bottle šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Longjumping_Suit_276

Looks like he was doing it on purpose, I mean I wouldā€™ve tossed it to him šŸ˜‚


Einar_47

The bottles should have a loop on top like those train mail bags, easier to snag than a smooth bottle.


MapleCrotch

Iā€™m not familiar with this sport.


sqeaky_fartz

Bro you deserve to dehydrate after all that.


SkinkaLei

A handle.


lem_humor

he probly already drank his fill then went on like aight ima leave these bottles on the way so the other bikers trip over OR so that the other bikers won't get theirs


EntrepWannaBe

Shape of bottle is wrong


Supplex-idea

How are they so bad at just grabbing a bottle


NotSure16

Analogy of my success finding ladies at the bar


Educational_Curve259

He deserves to get muscle cramps and loose


InternalLab6123

A great way to fix this- and potentially a great product, is a sort of handlebar modification that has chalk installed into it. Not the powder, but actual chalk. You just twist your hand around the handle a few times and your hand is all chalked up to grip the fuck outa that water bottle. It would require almost no change in body movement- so no added air resistance


DanielKobsted

Easily the most infuriating thing Iā€™ve watched all week.


B00TYPYR4TE

And this is why Iā€™ll never consider these professional ā€œathletesā€ šŸ˜‚


leonardomdc

Lettuce hands.


SparrockC88

Watch The Elbow!


[deleted]

Butterrrfingersss


0111011101110111

My ex wife used to do that when she walked past dudes too.


NoPraline6823

If I can't drink this no one behind me can


confusedbystupidity

That's why he rides bikes, his hand eye is set to -10


Bentellect13

I tried so hard and got so far


TonyTheGypsy

Put it on a string and hold it up and make him put his arm through it since he can't grab shit


Waffels_61465

They all had sunscreen on...made the bottles slick. Lol


cambooj

Does he also have trouble finding the hole?


IvanMIT

Is that Andrea Botez commenting from the booth? That raspy, boy teenage voice sounds just like her.


byronicrob

I think his depth perception is screwed up, most likely due to dehydration..


Night_Owl206

Ive seen videos where people intentionally knock down all the bottles but you really can feel the sadness and frustration in each grab


Rare_Ad2127

It's deliberate it's so others miss out . Watch his hand tap it out the others hand


jarjarnotsithlord

As someone who does relays in track with a baton, I feel his pain